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Bros come make i we-we for your head for seven days your sense will return.

tunad4rari: Since my ex left me,I av find it difficult to fall in luv,even when I azk a girl out and she ask me about my girl friend if i tell her i dont ave, the girl always find it dificult to believe me. pls i need ur advice

Fall-in-love! Is love a well? Brother there are many jamb questions everywhere and you are wasting time with one in the name of love. Just a little advice for the future, MEN DON'T FALL IN LOVE.

CFCfan: Me too, I was surprised it made the fp.

Please the title on the front page i think should be 'his new babe has yam leg what should (not does) he do?

abes: Honey..if your mouth odour is converted to megawatt, it will solve Nigeria's power problem (jokingly) or
Honey..when will you dispose that dead rat in your mouth (jokingly)

Your plan no go work! Haha! jokingly? Like seriously that can never be seen as a joke.

bakila: ?
And tell here to buu orbit or other gums that give fresh breath. @ OP thats a difficult decision. Had to tell a lady to go get her breast checked for cancer after seeing that she is hiding the breast cos the sizes are not same.

haha! Today na today. Laf wan kill me.

Freiburger: Maybe add a mouth deodorizer

Ok now that is way too far haha!

The above can only be applied on mature ladies/women, girls on the other hand hmm! Sorry 'they actually need to feel the world and that mean testing! Testing!! Testing!!! Until then, money and bad boys/guys is the preferable choice. Buttom-line know what you are looking for as a guy.

adaobi123: ill have hope in myself more

Yeah! that too.

Another mother's day, learn to say thank you ma. Look at the Story of Mother's Sacrifice during the Japan Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman's house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house hadcrashed her back and her head.
With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman's body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.
He and the rest of the team leftthis house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, the team leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement, "A child! There is a child!"
The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman.There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother's deadbody. Obviously, the woman hadmade an ultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.
The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, hesaw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,"If you can survive, you must remember that I love you." This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. "If you can survive, you must remember that I love you." Such is the mother's love for her child!!. If you love your mother say 'thank you mum'

adaobi123: my future isnt sounding so bright by what i read

There is still time, and beside you are the key.

Yarboh: Dreamers! ♓☺w true is this claim? For any wage increase the federal wage structure have to be put into consideration. A level 8 civil servant earn less than 50k and some of you are sitting in this forum expecting to receive 35k or 55k.
When did they increase it to the present amount? I served 6years ago and was earning 9k as my monty allowance. Please corpers go and serve Ɣ☺ƱR father's land and let money not be the bases. The scheme was designed to united and integrate us as one indivisible country not to be a father xmas party.

Bros na wa o! You dey vex o, you no hear say Goodingluck don increase fuel price. More like a year and some weeks ago.

Booty butt chic: If he buys me recharge card!

Even if he is a freak right?

Fall in love? Wow! More like tired of living alone. There no such thing as falling in love.

I have alway being puzzled, God is ominiscience but we have to read and read to get our desired grade, can't we just have all we need from him or is it true that God himself initiated strugling. Look at this short story for example, what your take on this?

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared, he sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.
Then it seemed to stop making any progress. It appeared as if it had gotten as far as it could and itcould go no farther. Then the mandecided to help the butterfly, so he took a pair of scissors and snipped off the remaining bit of the cocoon. The butterfly then emerged easily.
But it had a swollen body and small, shriveled wings. The man continued to watch the butterfly because he expected that, at any moment, the wings would enlarge and expand to be able to support the body, which would contract in time.
Neither happened!
In fact, the butterfly spent the rest of its life crawling around with a swollen body and shriveled wings.
It never was able to fly.
What the man in his kindness and haste did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required for the butterfly to get through the tiny opening were God’s way of forcingfluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings so that it would be ready for flight once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon.
Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in our life. If God allowed us to go through our life without any obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as what we could have been.
And we could never fly.

dubem3: you are right!
its terrible displaying people's work without referencing them. its a pity that in Nigeria here, we do not pay attention to that. you can only know how truly painful when u see your work and its attached credits go to some one else.

Give me a break, it is just for fun, and beside its not for sale. So please do yourself a favour and take a chilpill.

~Bluetooth:
There's nothing 'good' in stealing someone's else work only to present it on NL as your own stuff.

This is Astrology which is available on the net and it would have been cool if the guy attached the source to give credit to the copyright owner.

I have spent some years on nairaland not to note you, keep it up you might find a match someday. For the record its from a book, don't sweat it.

KINGwax: NO!!!
For one: u're not even the 7th to comment.
And two: Who knws if u'll be dying 7days from now?

ok that is a bit tense.

Gbawe: Correct. If we are a nation of people who have minimal political sophistication then it would be obvious that the serious treat of losing power can destroy the elite-centred lootocracy Nigeria has become. The argument over whether man is innately good or bad can go on forever. What cannot be disputed is the fact that lack of deterrent/punishment for wrong-doing give rise to the sort of nation Nigeria has become.

The truth is that the PDP has operated with callous impunity for 14 years as the ruling Party. Even if Nigerians are too bigoted and biased to appreciate it, there must be punishment for what the PDP is getting away with so as to maintain evolutionary order and a march forward. Vital to vote out non-performers so that a culture of "perform or be kicked out" is enshrined. By putting in the effort, even if making mistakes in the process, humanity will get where it needs to go. Doing Nothing is not an option if a Nation is ambitious and desirous of progress.

APC has risen up to challenge a Party that is one of the worst and most ineffective in the world in my opinion. Positive-minded Nigerians should be in support of the new Party and wish it success in rattling the comfort zone a very evil Party languish in to the detriment of Nigeria.

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mechummy: I'm no 1 yay! April 28th. Yes I'm independent, very forgivin no tym vengeance. Now hw cool is dat?

way cool!

Maybe you don't have a birth certificate. using afidavit on point.

dmcdad: Na wa you oooo. That one na washy

Bros if you see that kind thing for dream, you go search for ram for real life. Haha!

Caracta: Well, mine is not true. It's almost the exact opposite of the real me.

And that is no. What?

kimberluge: Self control is a gift from the holy spirit,u cant hav it if ur not a true born again christian!

hey mam, not with that profile pic, the holy spirit go borrow leg.

sunnyeinstein: Is dis Codename: kids next door?! Mtchew!!!! Number 2 to comment *dancing*

Not codename, did you read the post at all? If you did you will understand.

No. 2

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH !!!! Interesting !!
Hey this is really true and see it will work for you too
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r
number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r
number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r
number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r
number 5...
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r
number 6...
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r
number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r
number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r
number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities,Fam ous
person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident
people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite
views
And you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future.
If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the
heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work
hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too...
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person whoday dream a lot,
you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to
time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does
peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God youcan feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words
are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business
people!
You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r
a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of
Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no otherpeople can put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in yourlife. You always tend to have lots of problems within
your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always
you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard
work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than
them. You do set so many examples to others.
Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitude then here you
go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. you will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too
much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will
spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always
follow.
You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough wordpower.. Might put lots
of people away from you, you maycause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a
girl you are very good with studiesand arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too
much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time& money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't
know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!!
Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are littlegem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love
in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments , for an example you have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will
do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will takeadvantage of your kind heart. Andbeware of your
relations too..
You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-fashioned, youlive with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are
often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks "lets do this". You will be
famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families
will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money oncredit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u
get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for
other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'cozyour popularity..
You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic
on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very
good in either education or work wise or business management! Youare talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls
and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for
love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind oflooks from most girls and will involve in more than
few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early.You are a caring person towards your family &
friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to sufferphysically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness
with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this
world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5 !!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts,
singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problemswith bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above.
You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a
guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worriesall their lifetime.
It's probably the Lord given you allsort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready
looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue,
ok?
You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very goodat pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is
what".
You are more likely to suffer fromthe early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you mightlose either of your parent and endup looking
after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you tostudy further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may
die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of thetime live life lonely and always prepared to help others.
Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems
such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents.
You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a
fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey...you guys are the incompatibles people in the world.You are so strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work hard
and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what
you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community,you are a person who can make a challenge and
successfully finish the matter off.
You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life
time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise& compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

fuke: What kind of warped logic is this?

What do you call illiteracy or Literacy?

You want to tell me that Tinubu who aids claim reads even during flights is an illiterate.
You want to tell me that Fashola, a San is not educated.

What has age got to do with this?

Bankole is still circa 40, what did he do in the house?

Lawan who collected bribe from Otedola is around 40.

Elumelu, your age bracket, who as the head of PHCN probe committee was
speaking big grammar on the screen while loading his bank account with filthy money.

The guy who stole the elderly pension fund and who has sent many into grave or penury
must be your age group

All these cyber criminals making things difficult for all of us are around 20 and 30.

The guys who murdered Cynthia is Lagos after drugging and rapping her are under 30.

And Keshi who made all us happy and on top of the world is 50


Give me a break. Some people talk from their anuses.

now i am sure today is different, maybe obama is 40.

bashy_demy: Some eediots are here who dont understand what change means to the human race at all, PDP has been in Power for 14yrs and nothing to show for it, yes nothing. some foools are calling progressive politicians like tinubu, buhari names. About TInubu some eediots call him thief I challenge any of you to bring out anything i mean any evidence to proof his/her point on that. So many PDP past Governors who are the rulling party have been arrest investigate and some are serving jail term, But tinubu who is a strong opponent is walking freely and you call him thief are you people a learner? Tinubu have been a succeful man even before them born most of you and he has been a strong financier of NADECO so how come he is thief.


as for Buhari saying he is a terrorist, Well alot of people have been arrest in connection to BH and most of them are from the rulling PDP and nothing has been done to them. someone people are just ignorant of what they dont know. some will just went to a news paper vendor every morning and listen to what people say and come here to type rubbish.

ok now i think i am not only the one that have that thought, Let's see evidence.

take dat: The merchants of doom, hate speech dispensers, bigots, armchair critics and spectocrats who wants the best but sees the worst in the entire political process and participants, those who have the solution to all the problems bedevilling the country but do nothing about them. The aforementioned are the ones who are tired of PDP but remain politically docile while waiting for a party made of saints and perfectionists to challenge and wrestle power from PDP. Instead of them to show support for the alternative party which will make PDP take Nigerians seriously between now and the next elections, their job is to keep condemning the alternative, which will make the words of an erstwhile PDP chairman, that PDP will rule Nigeria for 60 years either for good or bad because he knows that Nigerians only pay lip service to change!

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Ok lets tribalize this. Some tribe in nigeria are way worse than this, if you classify the above as dirty, hmm! Then they have a long way to go. I don't need to bla about the tribe, you've got an ideal. Let the war begin!