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Why is it that the probability of jokes or riddles making the front page is 1 of 37. Very good joke don't make the front page. I love my moderators.

He only locked the sedan's door. D stranger got in through the other door, probably.

I see many unfounded critics here. There's one thing which always draws Nigeria backward, that is, every Nigerian wants to so seeds that he would reap but not the one his children will.
I weep for my nation. If he does this, though he wouldn't be the one to reap. But one thing is for sure, he has his people at heart and he will be one day remembered as the man who boost this plantations.

Nairalanders, I'm always confused when i hear people saying this artist released a single.
Please help enlighten me on the meaning of singles.
Thanks

I'm an Igbo guy. I just posted it for fun. Don't be delirious.

^^^^ hahahahahahahahhahhaahahahahahahhahahah. you're very funny

The love of money is always associated within Igbo man,
I sometime consider the Igbo's as unique being. This is not to say they are special but they are uniquely different from normal people.
Here are some list why i say Igbo are uniquely different.
They are the only ones that would:
1)price 100 naira recharge card 90 naira.
2)they would only take the expired juice in their shop; they would not dare take an unexplored one.
3)they don't trust the ATM machine; they count their money after withdrawal.
4)they wouldn't dare buy tissue cause its waste of fund. What d hell is news paper made for?
5)they take along their Calculator to a shopping mall. They don't trust another.
6)they don't trust a single bank. They divest their investments.
7)they know no friends in business.
:pthey like being underground millionaire to evade tax.
9)they taste b4 marriage.
10)they don't trust their kinsmen so they always stay at North despite the insecurity.
Add yours for more fun......
Thank you....

I think you're dumb

why's the moderators not moving this to front page. Please move it jor.
Nice write up.

who know me wey i go google myself.
Make una deceive una self. U no b anything, why person go come use ur name scam?

Was so funny I couldn't laugh. Nonsense

very correct. Was a research conducted by astraunauts.

No. 1; reads, joy-stick can't get erect in space.
Was a mistake.

1) Men joy-stick can't get erect in space.
2) The human brain is 75 percent water.
3) An octopus has 3 hearts.
4) Strawberry is the only fruit with its seed on the outside.
5) Brad Pit is banned from entering China.
6) Athazagoraphobia: fear of being forgotten or replaced.
7) ''Tesseradecades'' is the longest word typed with only the left hand on a standard keyboard.
Butterflies tastes with their feets.
9) Lobsters pee each other in the face to communicate.
10) Cacophobia is the fear of ugliness.
11) human birth pills also works on gorillas.
12) Coca-cola is green without colours.
13) A new word is created every 98 minutes.
14) A cocumber is 95 percent of water.
15) The English ''four'' is the only digit that has the same number of letters as its value.
16) China has more English speakers than the United State.
17) there would be no full moon in the month of february, 2018.
18) Pocrescophobia is the fear of gaining weight.
19) Crocodiles swallow stones to aid digestion and buoyancy.
20) Johnny Depp is afraid of clowns.
21) A turtle can breath through its butt.
22) The world's oldest dog was named Bluey and lived 29yrs, 6 months and 12days.
23) Lobsters have blue blood.
24) You cannot cry in space. Tears won't fall down without gravity.
25) There are more bacterias in your mouth than there are people in the world.
26) Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
27) Starfish is not a fish. Neither is Jellyfish.
28) The tongues of chameleons are twice the length of their body.
29) Red is the most commonly coloured vehicles involved in accident each year.
30) If Nigeria was a movie, we'd say the writer exaggerated the plot.
Thank you..........

wizkid, cool down joor. U too never go anywhere.
Who know u outside Nigeria, if no be those Yoruba guys wey dey live for London

A month of devine rain. Time to put our umbrella up and buckle our leather sandals.

Chanchit: K tnks for the lecture, if i should use my common sense, i would say u r rite, cos i knw people that drink @least 2pepsi in a day, n jst can't eat anything without sugar, n they r nt diabetic, i also knw people that have been eating sugar on the average that r diabetic...

thats what i deduced when our biology teacher was lecturing. Thanks for ur support

front page please. This is really important.

Many diabetics, today, regret their actions on the amount of sugar they consumed which they thought responsible for diabetes which they posses.
These burden should not weigh you down cause diabetes is not caused by sugar. No matter the volume of sugar you consume , it will never lead to diabetes. This is because the body has a specialized organ which modertes the volume of sugar and converts the excess to glucose which is later been stored as ATP(adenosine triphosphate) an energy which is released when needed by d body. The organs are liver and pancreas.
What causes diabetes is the malfunction of the liver and pancreas. The pancreas releases insulin which regulates the blood sugar. With d malfunction of the pancreas, insulin won't be able to release insulin or won't release the right quatity which prevents the conversion of this sugar to glucose. As a result, it intoxicates the the body.
Summarily, sugar does not cause diabetes, it only aggrevates the case of a patient with diabetes.
That doen't mean you should take sugar excessly. Although it does not cause diabetes but its only cultural that we take the right amount of sugar.
Thats my research. You're free to criticize positively or other wise. Thanks you.

very very entertaining. Keep it up .

hey i love this piece. Very creative and definitely funny.

i think he likes you. But shouldn't this be in romance section.
Anyway, he's just like me. We can't come out clearly and let down our feelings rather we do it by eye contact.

where is d joke please?

i must concede. This is funny

thats sad. Recently in africa, ex-presidents and top officials are been laid to life in prisonment. Charles taylor and co

ok. We've heard.

I knew the story was fake. Although i didn't log in.

do you know what makes me uncomfortable with this Goodluck of a man?
He is too speechy. Less action more speed.
Ok sir. We've heard ur complains. Now can we have some results?