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Make una just confess say una like am. Ah, una too shy abeg

Lagusta: Me ooo, I believe this joke is funny nd dry at the same time... So we can abuse and praise him at the same time...

@op: u r INTELLIGENTLY SILLY for posting a FUNNILY DRY JOKE...

think u'r foolishly complimentary.
Sleep well, overgrown child.

Who're this kids, whining like birds?

Not that her getting angry is bad, but its sometimes good for ur partner to get angry so that when u guys are back together the relationship will be stronger.
Without anger in a relationship, you won't know what she likes and what she hates.
Don't leave her though, she's just very shy to be angry at you. I like those kind of girls

So much in love with this guy.
Rough but good. This days, most gels are hoes

This is what i call, the bomb

peroskyeze: WHAT OF KISS ON JOYSTICK

u've gotten the right answer

peroskyeze: WHAT OF KISS ON JOYSTICK

peroskyeze: WHAT OF KISS ON JOYSTICK

u've gotten the right answer

Mynd_44: This post also mean you are confused and the list up there is poo in its elementary form

Ok. Thanks for your encouragement.

larride: Why you no know con go paste ham for them, eddiot.

because una be my people.
Dey matured enough not to insult.

^^ of course she will

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^ so you mean to say that if i kiss my girl on her left ass cheek, i dont love her but i am just there for sex?! lol

it means either u'r very dirty or u'r just good in bed

xynerise: What about kiss on d butt?

means u're just there for sex not love

Kai, this guys na really nija guys. Paste this my post to a white man, he will laugh his balls out

+ Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
...
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means...
+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That's mine
+ Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
+ Looking into each others Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
--ADVICE!--
+ Don't ask for a kiss, take one.

+ Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
...
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
What the gesture means...
+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That's mine
+ Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
+ Looking into each others Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
--ADVICE!--
+ Don't ask for a kiss, take one.

All dis dumb asses wey we get hear. U na no sabi reason.

Laugh want kill me for here. Gays. Hahahahahahahaahahah

Judge: why did u stab ur husband with a knife?

Wife: because i couldn't get a machete.

MRbrownJAY: @OP
if a woman doesnt have any respect for her man, there is no reason why he should have any for her.....so, whats good for the goose, is good for the gander!

i know u are lovely igniorant about ur spouse. if a girl shows u disrespect, u shouldn't be too harsh on her. if u do, no iota of respect will resultr from the so called marriage. but if she does, just give her benefit of the doubt. she will come bak around.

This write up is very classy. If not on front page, I'm quiting nairaland

This is only the learned senate i know. The rest are just bench warmers in the guise of workers collecting 28 million nairaland yearly

purplekayc: Been wondering " its not on wikipedia sef

its mostly a Nigerian stuff, why would they give a damn? With almost 20 million users.

They say when u don't do stupid things while u were young, you'll have nothing to smile about when u'r old.

Her courage is all inspiring. In love with the spirit.

this is very coool, not funny though.

omega25red: Poster has fantacies of being a woman. Hmm this is how gender identity begins soon you would want to fly to thailand to have your dic turned into a qussy

i knew somebody will make such comment. if i were a girl, i would have gone straight to the kitchen, pick a knife, and slit my throat.
nevertheless, if in the dream, i would have seen how guys like u scoped girls.

IS THE MAN SQUATING OR STRAIGHT. COS THIS IS VERY FUNNY.

MRbrownJAY: can you please translate the above in bold for me.......i thought i spoke English but i dont understand what you wrote.

means if i were a girl, i would like to watch boys flock over me just to scope me.

I always imagine what guys would have done if they were girls and what girls would have done if they were guys.
I do imagine if I were a girl i would have loved to see how guys flood just to let down there proposals.
What would u have done if u were the opposition sex? don't spoil d fun.