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Chokolee help me o, where's the joke please?
Poster, get acquainted

Hello damsel, i know u tried ur best. But it isn't good enough. More grease to ur elbow though

bunmioguns: i go disown her

if u disowned her e no mean say she no go still kill you right away

dreh17: i throway you salute for this funny joke..am still laughing(i also bet you didn't know am flattering you)...lol

thanks guy. I appreciate

Natasha01: Wots ur strex @realsammie...

y don't u guys leave him alone. He only said he posted it last....

Hey, no need for insult here

truthislight: am not a muslim o!

sorry, i meant sweetnectar

~vicky~:
the joke no make sense you know now

It wouldn't to you cos you're ashamed if we said you're the mumu gel right. Honey

I didn't laugh cos its not funny, but it got me smiling. Well done.
But I've seen it b4 though.

Young man, I think you're wrong. This are the books that would make waves. Make any of this books your subject in any thread and u'll see how many view u get

bamto: Goodluck! Note: lad means young man.

check ur dictionary again. Sorry to disappoint you.
You wanted me to call you an idiot , right? Well deserved. Idiiiiiiioooootttt.

~vicky~:
madt man

hey beauty! I'll really like to know u.

OPEYEMI AD: you know is your funeral if moderator ban you for spoil my fun

hey Mr. Don't get angry. This is joke section right?

~vicky~:
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hey cun.t, hw u doing.
Are u trying to get my attention?
Sorry to inform u, you ain't getting one.
@OP, nice joke but I've hard it like a thousand times. But it got me laughing though

bamto: Some jokes are not for lazy thinkers.lol.

i know young lad, but most joke make some meaning. Still cracking my brain to find one

OPEYEMI AD: the subject of this thread has give you the answer.... get rib crack thats all.... check my short short thread out like this must be a miracle, you know its your funeral and many more

I will b generous enough to make it ur funeral. Lol

OPEYEMI AD: you know its your funeral if you drink rat poison just to kill the rat you incidentally swallow

its ur funeral when u keep saying things to please others while u displease urself and ur family

This is what i call a joke. Didn't laugh but kept me smiling

Ur joke is so funny I gave u a slap. Bragging cunt

Are you a joke freak. One long post for one thread or many short jokes for one thread. How the mess do u expect this to be funny.

Still searching for the joke.

Its ur funeral when u always post threads that is so funny that I couldn't laugh.

~vicky~:
hey Mr poster.........

this is copy and paste

you stole from your neighbor's pot...and changed the topic .....

ve seen this many times please update new jokes

SIGNED...:VICKY (THE VICE PRESIDENT FOR JOKE SECTION)

who asked you. Just comment or keep the Bleep up

CrazyMan: Yea I agree with you here.

I see no reason why the koran should be in only language (arabic).

If they (muslems) claim that allah created all mankind, why can't the learn from the bible and publicize it. What is in there that they are so afraid of?

Also why must they scholars study arabic in order to cummunicate with their allah? If allah indeed is the creator as they claimed, then I need not learn arebic because he should know all the language of his creations.

But unfortunately, the reverse is the case.

I believe they(
(Muslims) are cunfused.

seconded

truthislight: D P

hey, i respect you cos u're one educated guy. If it were other Muslims they would have started a fight abt the answers we gave. Thanks for standing to your faith educatively. But that doesn't make it right either

Moderator, what's wrong with you? Y did u change my title. ''i'm not a bigot'' that's my subject

Ladies and gents, I'm not a bigot but just stating the facts.
Here in Nairaland, any thread against the Igbo always go in favour of the Igbo's.
Igbos are naturally jointed. Nobody ever wins them in anything against the Igbo's.
Don't get me wrong, its just d fact. Igbos are more united than any other tribe, maybe of course in Nairaland.
When a single Igbo post a comment against a thread, u'll see ''likes'' like about fifty and above. But when other tribes comment they may get like 5 ''likes''.
Maybe its because they are more in Nairaland or they are more united.
Igbos are the undefeated.



Oyah! My fucking haters start commenting against me. Shikenan.

No need for long talk.
Now i understand, Muhammad slept with a 9 yrs old gel which he thought right but we call it molestation. As a prophet he should have known better.
An innocent girl who haven't known what sex is, ur prophet slept with. At first I couldn't believe the story, but now I know better. Perhaps, d Muslims may have a better understanding we don't have. Christians, just leave them alone

Is it true that Muhammad raped a young girl.
Please i know this question may sound absurd but I'm sorry if it sound provoking to my Muslim brothers.
But i randomly see posts where they say Muhammad raped a young girl, how true is this statement?