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You win joke president for this week.

The vampires at it again. You're not serious with your demands. How are we to know that if ur demands are met u will cease fire?
And WTF do u mean release the arrested member and compensate u for killing thousands of ppl. Will u compensate those u killed?
If i were the president, after hearing this condemned news, will take a shower, put on my pyjamas, lie on my bed and make love to my wife. Bleep them.

This your article be as e dey.
For the base of the article, u put ''and others include'' d real contestand na them u dey put, ''and others''. U no well

First of all, this should be in d religious section.
Ehe, wetin u talk sef?
No, anointing should not be sold?
Its divine, divine things aren't sold.

This white people dey funny o.
Na im be say nija go win pass.
Nija go win:

the most retardeen president(joking);

most adultrous man and woman;

the worst football commentators;

the highest tribalistic country.

HNosegbe: This is what happens when we put governance in the hands of nincompoops. Even if you really want to "pray", must you use public funds to travel out of the country? Isn't Allah capable of answering your "prayers" in Nigeria? Is he now limited by space?

What's the fixation with prayers anyway? Did Colombia use prayers to defeat the FARC rebels? Is India using prayers to tackle the Tamil Tigers and Mujahideen rebels? How will prayer address the root problems that gave birth to Boko Haram? Will prayer bring quality education, attract investment, give idle youths good jobs or tackle corruption?

Anyway like I have always maintained, we deserve the leaders we get.

What a country.

guy, i be Christian but u dey talk shit. U be mumu. Wetin prayer no fit change.

3kay945: love eroded the society because the government imposed on them or chosen failed them.

u b mumu o

kingsceemark: You won defend your members? Don't worry, you're the next target.

i feel u jor.

Anywhere way dis abokis shout there God name, people dey fear. Why?

What do u mean she converted, was she a Christian b4?

That answers are:
general meeting;
board of directors;
hired employees; and
council of inspection.
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Was he sleep-walking. His eyes looks so damn closed. Happy bday.
What about the flood? Are u leaving the destitutes unarmed for and celebrating ur victory?

Why una like dey lie. Una just want discredit GEJ, light just dey improve. Just dat nnaji laid d foundation.

safarigirl: I remember when my aunt was in labour the first time, her hubby was late and she said "Where is that useless man? He's the one that put me in this condition"

And when he got there and she was pushing, she cried out, "I will not do it again o, please, after this one, I will not do it again" and hubby laughed and replied, "No problem, we won't do it again"

so u dey where ur aunt dey born pikin. Wetin we no go hear for nija

Muslims are taking the drug trafficking carriers from there counterpart, Igbo. D worst of it is there mentors is the ones arresting them. Maybe they traffic worst than d Igbos, but because attentions is not paid at their direction, they are not hyped.
And when the foolish man comes back, they'll welcome him with party. Nija una too much.

Kemy11: Mtchewwww those ones follow for nollywood.

guy u funny o, but u talk true sha. Those ones no be nollywood.

Nice joke, but why u come dey lasa m tribe na?

Difference between Nigeria and USA: while US produced Mr bean we produced Mr Ibu. Holla at nija.
Happy birthday Mr Ibu.

Alright, thanks alot

Geniuses in computer and gurus, I'm dearly in need of this. Can u you guys help me out with the difference between an interface and computer interaction.
Thanks for the enormous help.

obasy09: Ur question is ambigous. I am a graduate of cooperatives & business mgt. I don't know of any organ of cooperative but if what you mean by organ is composition, there are members and board of directors

sorry, now i've confirmed. You're right. But u gave me only one. Can u give me the rest?
I'm to summit the assighnment today, please.

slimming: What Brand do u want?

as described at the post

I lost a friend in the gun lay down. May his soul rest in peace. Mafaku Zantama Ahmed

sun_temi: U need help, are u going to pay us for the info you need? If no then why say are we asleep, Na u put us for here?

Anyway with your spec. U need iPod Touch. With 30k, you will get you will get a good deal.

thanks

obasy09: Ur question is ambigous. I am a graduate of cooperatives & business mgt. I don't know of any organ of cooperative but if what you mean by organ is composition, there are members and board of directors

thanks alot. But i don't think that's what were required.
I saw people writing consumer, producer, credit cooperatives. I know those ones are types but I'm not sure of it.
Pleeeaaassseee nairalanders, help me out

Please, i need to know the organs of cooperatives for those in the high institution.
Those who offer elements of cooperatives, please let down ur pen and give me the organs of cooperatives. I really need it.
I've searched even Google but its not given me what i want. Thanks for ur cooperation

I'm in an assignment. Please what are the kinds of court found in Nigeria? If you could give me their jurisdictions or powers which are conferred on them, I'll really appreciate it. Thanks

Yea, I'll love it.

Hello fellow Nairalanders, have you notice how some threads have been abused by some foolish comment nowadays. we need the ''dislike'' button just like the ''like'' button. we need to show displeasure over some demeaning comments that have been flying the thread. some comments are just so provoking that I feel like gunning them down. But i need to transform this anger into a click of a button if you'll please consider introducing the dislike button.
Also it would reduce the amount of insult that's raining on nairaland. Most times people deviate from the actual topic and start abusing someone who made a wrong post or comment. creating this button would ease the tension in the forum.
Thanks Seun...........

Are u guys asleep, please, I'm serious abt it. Hw much can one get it?

How much can one get a new ipod.
FUTURES: soft touch, no button, big screen, with bluetooth.
U can give series of prices for different ipods