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hey f0oolish dudes, he didn't say national meeting, he said traditional meetings. get over it.

bamto: Don't mention it.

right, its more appropriate to say ''don't mention'' rather than ''don't mention it''

bamto: Again, you don't check a dictionary; you rather 'look up a word' in it. And yes, lad means 'young man' so, it's tautological to say 'young lad.' Wait, did you attend Umukuro Development Community Grammar School like Basketmouth?

ok. I've heard and learnt. Thanks

Beautiful ladies right?

As boring as d poster

Very nice.
HEIGHT OF IGNORANCE: draining all ur blood so as to introduce an HIV non-infected blood.

Front page please.
Hail okonjo. She made the list

Emmy9ite: haha.. I cant fit laugh

lets laugh together

[quote author=SO it is not a bad practice to molest children in islam.[/quote]u are the biggest ignoramus I've ever met in...
Hw can u say its not a crime to molest little girls.
Get wise please

[quote author=MSo it is not a bad practice to molest children in islam.[/quote]u are the biggest ignoramus I've ever met in...
Hw can u say its not a crime to molest little girls.
Get wise please

Emmy9ite: I heard this joke when i was in primary 3. It means the poster is im primary 3 now. Smh!

thinking like a three yr old girl

princysharma90: I guess.. Saul..?

very true. Lets chat privately?
Are u on 2go or whatsapp?

OPEYEMI AD: Am hapily engagd 2 my girlfrnd, we both love each orda. Bt dere is sumthn dat disturbs me nd dat is my fiance beautiful yunga sister. She always wear short skirt weneva am around nd she always bend 4 me 2 get a beta view but she dnt bhave dat way if sum 1 else is around. 1 wik b4 my wedin she cald me nd ask me 2 cm ova her ouse. Wen i got dere she told me she had feelins 4 me nd if i want one hot
last fling b4 i get maried 2 her sis, i should folow her upstairs. She went upstairs xpectin me 2 folo bt i sat der confusd. Few minutes lata i went out, lo nd behold i saw my entire future inlaws outside. Den ma fada inlaw hugd me wit tears in hs eyes he said' u just pasd our test, we couldnt wish 4 a beta husband 4 our daughter. Now guess the Moral of the story

i love this

To be honest, this is long which make it uninteresting. Ppl mostly don't like football

bunmioguns: .
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Brbr for d ans

the way u organised this is just confusing. U're suppose to post only one riddle, after it has been answered u'll post another. Repeat this thread again

Onyiclassic: Who b dis cute dude above me*winks*

who be dis fairy above me

OPEYEMI AD: you are welcome, hope you wil not thief my money and run back to ur village

as an Igbo man, if I see the money carelessly I'll help u keep it save

OPEYEMI AD: for informing police and treating them for act they are about to comit

see this guy. U know wetin b life assurance

princysharma90: I know the answer, as I had seen it somewhere else also but that time I didn't gave the answer but now I know..

Its TEACHER..
123-TEA
3456-ACHE
567-HER
67-ER

bad guy.
If my paternal grand fathers name is David and my maternal grand fathers name is Paul and my fathers name is Saul. What is the name of my child's grandfather

OPEYEMI AD: belive me you are just fueling d fire....next

how?

OPEYEMI AD: dont mention, just mind your work in this house if you want ur complete salary or u got expel

i knew u would say that. I want us to be friends. I hope u don't mind

~vicky~:
geez..............Mr...get a life

or are u trying to get my attention as well

u no reach now https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/busted.gif

cu:nt. I'm busy. Try next time

I'm a 7 letter word... Letters 123 is a liquid, 3456 is pain, 567 is a female and 67 is part of a hospital. What am I?

Vicjustice: Bravo, I agree with you

Most people seem to turn their fingers toward white people when talking about racism and racists. We seem not to realise that in the real sense, white people are much fairer to us than our fellow black people are.
  This brings me to the understanding that there is actual racism in Nigeria: but we don't see it as racism because we classify the behaviours into a wrong category "tribalism".
  For example, some Yoruba families often would not let their daughters get into marriages with Igbo men, most Igbo families would not encourage an inter-marriage with the Huasas, most Hausa families would often not accept inter-marriages with either Yorubas or Igbos, and the same applies with the minorities in Nigeria: Even among the Igbos, there is this intense degree of tribal prejudice: for example, an Anambra man disregard an Owerri woman and might not want anything serious with her, worst still, there is this barbaric cultural practice that distinguish some certain tribes known as Osu in isolated margin (that's if i'm accurate).
  Many people are also refused or denied social opportunities for reason of their races or backgrounds, but we don't seem to mind these developments, we only accuse white people of racism when we're refused or denied some benefits.
  Now, talking about the grudges and ill-feelings, can we see that there's prejudice in Nigeria, and that we suffer racism from fellow Nigerians than from white people?
Note: This is not "tribalism", but racism in its finest definition: Tribalism is experienced amongst specific ethnic groups for example; Owerri man versus Enugu man, but when it is inter-ethnic, such as Hausa people versus Yoruba people, then it is called racism.
Also, consider Polish people accusing the Germans of racism as well as English people accusing the Irish of racism towards them

it seems u don't know the meaning of racism. It deals with colour not tribe. Pls Nigeria is not in top 300 list on racism

OPEYEMI AD: so whats do u sugest to do?

call her immediately to tell her that i got her message. And if anything happens to me, I've assured my life to the police that if i die, she'll be held responsible. Hws the answer?

OPEYEMI AD: And i hear dat u are d new house boy, hw true is dat

very true. Ur mom asked me to say hi.
Guess what i saw her doing?

Who be dis scoundrel above me?

In total amazement

Who's this Goodluck above me?

Hey poster, it got me smiling. Nice job. That of the president, hahahahahahahahhahhaahahahahahah