₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
It's not over until it gets to [/b]Supreme Court[b].

By the way, it's high time the judiciary defined who wins elections in Nigeria - party or candidates.

The last time I checked, contesters' names don't appear on ballot papers, but parties' names do.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram The earlier u know say majority of ASHAWOO nowadays na students from different schools and states THE better for u!


Enter ASHAWOO house u go see girls from the age of 15 up wards..


This was early this year.. I JAZZ in one ASHAWOO house for Lagos around 8pm in the night..


I just relax inside the bar with my CIGARETTE for hand as normal level..

NaSo I begin use EYES search for better ASHAWOO way her BREASST de pointed..


NaSo I see one fine yellow ASHAWOO BANI as u described.. I reason her. she talk say short time na 5h but if I go add 5h to make am 1k, she go do me well.. I give 1k and we JAZZ in room..


Mean while my PREEK don already stand like STANDING FAN.. as dis girl remove cloth.. chai, she make SENTENCESS well well..


As I put PREEK...


NaSo my PREEK just enter WAAAAA!


Chai... TOTTO wide like SOAKAWAY!


As I de NACK her TOTTO.. NaSo her TOTTO de make noise like wer them de PUMP WATER..


The noise come de sound like dis..


LATATA LAPAPA LATATA LAPAPA LATATA LAPAPA..


Chai... the experience pain me..


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

smileyoo:
lol. because you met her on the field of play
if not, you could have still married her even as a runs girls.
some of the so-called born again ladies in the church looking for husband were actually ex-runs girls that repented.
everything depends on convictions, could she be convinced enough to seek for a genuine repentance?
[/b][b][/b]if she's good enough for you to lay with , then they she should be good enough for you to have serious relationship[b], before thinking of marriage.
things happen to people, and twist their true nature, therefore know her background first.

worldclass68:
[/b]Nah another guy serious girlfriend be that o..... [b]

That u never catch ur babe no mean say she no dey do HK, and HK even still get level join... some nah daily while others monthly and occasionally for some.

Paretomaster1:
Undebatable fact!!

No one's death ever move me, even when I lost my Dad, Naso my eyes clear like daylight.

My Mum have to call me wicked, and emotionless.

The day I lost my Mum Hmmm I was in my final year, I went out to read, believe me, I cried like a baby as I trekked back fron where I went to read....Nothing like Mother Love..

The Hausa have a saying that "If you say u don't cry, you r yet to lose your mother"

marvellous2222:
Oh God! see where cucumber has landed him, 5 minutes enjoyment, eternal regret


Pls great Baba ijesha for me

brosom:
Na the lies for me

DaddyFreeze2020:
Why will you try to sleep with married women coz they're your Ex.
Karma is waiting for you in front and the woman you marry will surely be raped right before your eyes and your children slaughtered like fowls while you're helpless

victorazy:
And why are they looking sad?

ecolime:
I fear who no fear women

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm

Make we nor praise her too much
She is not a saint

She don already do her calculations say she nor go fit discharge with that money without getting caught

kestolove95:
Davido my guy don buy market

ecolime:
67 might be his official age. Na Naija you dey oo

nedekid:
I hear he dated that actress but when he left her, she invoked the issue of the past ie that little girl to send him to jail.
My brother fear woman. Small lady can send grown man to jail.
About 8 years ago in my bar, the manager asked one loud, drinking guy for his payment, since he had been arguing with her staff. The guy shouted at her, that he will slap her. Guess what this calabar lady told him? She furiously walked towards him and told him [/b]"I go use my toto send you go jail"[b] while she said it, she slapped her crouch area!
Hmmm, omo, the whole hall went silent. Even me weh de one corner, my jaw dropped. That customer making gra gra before, got up, applogised to her, make his payment instantly. The shock was too much!
Do you know what it means for woman to tell you she will use her toto to send you to jail? It means she will Bleep anybody, from dpo, station officer, ordinary police, bigman, judge, magistrate etc without giving a hoot, since she goes not have money, she will trade what she has to achieve her aim. Man in jail!
Kai, run ohhh!!!

Anabosee:
[/b]Married man nor go get time for bestie,[b] for this tinubu economy government wey we de so, I don reduce the way I go out and catch fun, and I still de single.
Guy think am na it's terrible.

airliner:
Will that solve his problem

Benblaq:
Stay away from any partner who lays hand on you, countless times this has been said. Most of these Calabar women (permit me to say the local ones) are somewhat attracted to domestically-violent guys. If he's not a rough keke guy, he's an ikong ekpo🚬 bros or a street local champion. It's sad. Punching a woman to death is sick, man. This is what we see almost everyday in Calabar South, just that this one was unfortunate to die. RIP and may God have mercy on your soul.

Adewale1603:
divorcee don't do boyfriend and girlfriend, once they've found their match, they get remarried straight away. They already in the middle of their life journey, not just starting their lives.

Adewale1603:
54yrs old man still doing boyfriend and girlfriend dating. He would marry By 60

43Ronin:
A simple I am sorry would have saved her life prevented all this. While its good to type RIP let us remember to always have emotional intelligence when it matters most. Times are hard, people are angry

SeriouslySense:
Anger is a sin, seriously, it better to just leave the place than act out of anger.

Talknochip:
Dwelling on my past
Its really weighing me down

Quality20:
When we said u guys shd avoid formication , u guys tot we are fools n old fashioned

Inyaky:
So sweet, I don't know why I'm shedding tears watching this page

FairlyUSEDpussy:
Apc party sef.........

Why wud u even nominate/suggest ganduje in the first place

Doesn't he possess such integrity to become such a leader

As an incumbent governor from ruling(APC)party........[b][/i]NIgha still couldn't retain the seat for his stooge.[/b][i].......

capricornlady:
No light for 2 days now..it is well