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Unrated900:
You are tripping for the guy abiiii,ok continue
Nor be una Dey always rush follow
Those yahoo boys
I remember that year
We go Dey toast babe them no go gree for us
Them go say we no get anything
Why boys no go use una finish.
Well iPhone 13 kuku ma don come outside una puvssy go hear am well
Las las he no Dey read meter
Na so so mugu I nnocent man go end up put una for Ouse.
Marriage self na scam self

Na Mumu wey still dey date Nigerian ladies

Nigerian ladies are useless, very useless indeed
What a useless article

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Oracle55:
Please my fellows I need your advice, I'm planning to travel for study but confused between Norway or UK,, please which is preferred in terms of cost of living, good life, and all

You better get your ass to Norway������
Trust me that's the best decision you gonna be making

Several Simps always keep running towards nairaland seeking for advice or advices when bittered/hurt from there dirty hoes they regard as Girlfriend.
Unfortunately I keep on praying and wishing they should get more and more hurt from those ladies couple with some brutal sexual disease.

A simp will always be a simp
Stop wasting your time advising people.............

Even if you render advice upon advices to OP
He will definitely remain a simp
Spits..........................

makavellidon:
I need an advice pls av been dating a girl almost 3years now i notice that av been callin her nw for almost 1week she not pick my call. I went 2 her place 2 ask her why is she behavin like that she did not say anytin i even sent my sister 2 her she told my sister that we are not fightin. But wen i call she wont pick my call and i never offend her i dont knw what 2 do pls advice

I pity guys wey still dey date Nigerian ladies

Intersexxsherry:
Most girls are always rubbing makeup, wearing fine dresses wnd sitting patiently waiting for that rich guy to come sweep them off their feet..
All you need to do is to show her love and attention and she is all yours..
But all these lazy guys always want free girls, something which isn't possible..
Be neat, be rich, be generous, Smell good, be a romantic talker and thats all you need.
Don't worry about being handsome.
Being handsome helps too but no be handsome we go chop

Rubbish..........................

Onyi22:
It's better I cried for a super star in a mansion than for one useless broke ass guy in one room

May you and your household fall a major victim to ritualist these Amber month

IZIBLAZE4JESUS:
Okay,,I have always been this guy that wants to get married to a virgin..Im not a virgin though but i have never been with one..

Recently I met this very young girl about the age of 18 going to 19..She is so nice and act so calmly..So she gives off this innocent vibes wherever you meet her..I guess thats why alot of men really want her..She's also pretty too..Like real pretty..

So we started dating about 4 months ago,,we had our first sex last 3 weeks..That was when I noticed she wasn't a virgin..I didn't bother because I felt character wise she was okay..I travelled for service and Im currently serving,,so we talked and got into more real details of our exs(probably due to distance)...

She had initially mentioned about her ex but this time she got into details..Told me they dated for like 1yr plus and he was the one that took her virginity,,she said things like they did everything possible couples usually do..I mean at such a young age? He dumped her later though
Since then I just started feeling uneasy and terrible when thoughts of her comes up..I feel like she was used and dumped..I ve always fantasised that first sex with a virgin and how it would feel..Like why would a good girl like that be used and dumped..I was even telling my friend that I could pay all my money just to see that she gets married to her ex cause she just seemed so innocent...According to her, she has gotten over him but I still get flashbacks of all the nasty things guys do to girls they use and do not want again...I know I love her but ryt now I feel like she's just a used property..

Being with her isnt the problem,,its the fact that my mind goes numb thinking of all the things the guy did to her and then finally dumped her...

She would be so hurt if I break up with her..I dont know what do
I just need someone to talk to me..I feel like its too much to bear

Ps:I dont usually date for fun,,I date with the hope I can grow with a girl and eventuallyget married,,and this she has promised..But ryt now Im distraught

Help me please

Mr Man, You and I are similar alike wanting marrying a virgin.
98.66666% of ladies aren't virgins and also got nomerous ex(s)
It's just a pity(failed society)
But one thing is certain I must do anything and everything in my power to see I end up with a virgin even if me going to a Virgin island or Lesotho

Nigerian ladies are dangerous, very very dangerous..........................

InTheCloudySky:
Treat a woman right and she will do right by you. Congrats to them.

Abeg getaaaat.......

Crowwejihadist:
Anambra state is actually beautiful from this pictures

Misplaced priority, calling a slum city beautiful
I do wonder what kind of myopic reasoning you exhibiting.........................

Nigeria always suffering and smiling
Spits.........

16inchdick:
So norwegian universities accept 2.2

Do they even know what's second class (2.2)
What really matters is your choice of study and your CGPA converted to their standard of grading........................

yemmy95:
Hi Nairalanders,

I recently ended a relationship of six months with a lady due to insincerity on her part and advice from matured people both here on nairaland and in real life.

Now, I met this girl in my area and we have been dating for a couple of weeks. All was going fine till I started noticing some behaviours about her. She receives a lot of calls from guys when she's around also She addresses me as sir anytime I call and she's around male friends. I'm asked for an explanation and she said its just a sign of respect.

Fast-forward to three days ago when she stopped by at my place. She passed the night with me and I left her alone in my apartment with the keys. On getting to work I realised I had to travel out of state for work. I spent three days to get the job done before I could return. Meanwhile, she told me she left my house a couple of hours after I left.

Getting back home, I saw she did some cleaning both in the bedroom and kitchen and I was impressed about it which I thanked her for. After some hours I noticed two condoms were missing from my bedroom. I searched the whole house and I couldn't find it till now.

Right now am confused on whether to ask her if she she took the condoms and also I don't want her to think am calling her a thief cos it's really surprising to imagine a lady stealing a condom. Please advise if I should end the affair or ask her and how to go about it. thanks in advance

Just imagine what a Lazy old youth just composed.
Nigeria really deserve Professor Buhari...................

Romanoff:
Most of what was written from number 1 to 5 are even false generalization.

Many young and decent girls at that young age fall victims to wolves in the name of "I will marry you" at that age.

The society will frown at you if you keep many suitors, yet if you hold on to one and wait till he proposes, you'd see yourself waiting between 3 or more years till the guy is ready.

Yet, if you dump him for a guy that's ready, society will still judge you and say "girls marry who is ready, not who they love".

That's not to say after waiting 3 to 5 years for ghee guy to be ready, he wouldn't dump you or you wouldn't catch him cheating o.

Until your decent sister gets served premium breakfast multiple times, you will not understand what women go through out there.

That's why you'd come up with this unfounded list that you came up with.

Be calming down ok.....
Am aware such post is fucking painful and hurtful towards you
Beside wetin concern me

I pity Men who date Nigerian ladies
Surely It will end in everlasting tears..............

Nigeria is really finish....
What a Jungle country

Eusp:
I'm 27 and currently working in a hotel as a bartender.
I graduated with a second class upper and I have done my NYSC since 2019.i had to settle for a hotel work because of the low rate of employment here in Nigeria.
My aspirations are high because I'm planning to continuey education abroad.
To cut the story short, I met a girl of 21 years and after a year of dating her, I assured her that if I get good job I will settle down with her. But the problem is that she has told her family about me and they are seeing me as a failure. Constantly she lies to them about me that I'm now working with a bank as a Manager.
I am yet to introduce her to my family.
Should I still continue with her even after her family has told her that she can't be allowed to marry from my place?

You better marry a white woman

Ikillbrokehoes:
Don't be silly, finding virgins there is like looking for pin in an ocean

Ohs shut up

LESOTHO the home of virgins
May GOD bless LESOTHO ����

Breeze111:
I done Come again, this guy confuse need our help.
Omo today eehh, me and my dad exchanged real blow of which I burst his mouth. See eeh my dad they mess up die. The up-keeping of our house is being done by our mum alone right from when we were kids. All my dad those is to drink and womanise. (I wonder how those girls they even green for am with he koboles pocket) .
So this afternoon I was inside my room with my headset on my ear watching movie but still I was hearing some shout so I just conclude maybe is my parent usual wahala not on till I began to notice that my door is being bang so I decide to open and I saw my elder sister shouting Daddy has done the worst today, so I said to her is there anything new that Man has not done and she say they caught him having sex with madam saloon inside mummy room. Jesus my head won burst I rush to my mum room, I saw my mum crying while madam saloon knelt down saying na devil work with her fallen breast and my dad just sat there with his boxer saying and so, his my house I can marry more than one wife. Kai I no fit hold myself again, that was how I rush him, We exchange some blows and he started bleeding. So he has being calling all our relatives that I beat him. they say, they going to have meeting in our house tomorrow that I must apologise.
To God I can never apologise to that big for nothing man that called himself my dad. Just confuse and depressed, only son my head choke and am so afraid not to end up like him.

Wetin concern me
What a useless post

Nigerian ladies are stupid+useless all of them .
Pity guys that do date them

ExploreFeelings:
I am the clingy type and I just can’t help it. I find it hard to stay away from someone I really love. And now my boyfriend is avoiding me because of this.
Whenever he goes out I want to go out with him. I want to hang around him every time. I want us to always do stuff together. At first he never complained about it, he was cool with it. But now he keeps telling me to go get my own life and that I am choking him with my too much attention and care.
I don’t understand, is it wrong that I want to be my boyfriend’s side all the time? Is it wrong that I am clingy? Or does he not love me anymore?
A friend advised me to have my own life and have my own passion. And that if I keep being too clingy that moving on if this relationship ends will be very hard for me. I don’t know how to stop being too clingy.
Source: https://www.xplorefeelings.com/how-to-protect-yourself-from-heartbreak/

Abeg getaaaat

Mercychen:
God forbid a community tool. I will never marry such because you won't have peace of mind being such person knowing every minute he's out he's up off to one of his numerous sexcapades.

Disease full everywhere. Can't risk it.

Big Lie from the pit of hell
Stop deceiving yourself
You will still marry the person

saviola1:
Am really confused on making a life changing decision, am a 26 year old guy with a buisness i can grow here in Nigeria but lacking funds but i also have another opportunity of going to canada to start afresh , pls guys who have experience should help me, i have always tried to stay here and make it but the country is getting worse by the day
Now am faced with the confusion of selling my 7 million worth of property to start a new life in canada vis student visa(masters ) or investing the 7m here , pls help me with your suggestions as am very afraid of failure ...thanks ...admin it will be appreciated if it can be pushed to front page

GO TO ICELAND ASAP

Youngpo413:
As a guy,if you believe you are the only one fuçking your so-called gf`s pùssy,sucking those boobs and spankin those soft bubbling ass during dôggy style....bro you`re on a long thing......know this and know piss...

These is the only shit that comes out from a wayward idiot tongue
Wtf!!!!!!!!!

[quote author=MaryBaey post=105392573]There’s this girl I’m dating ,though she fell in love seeing me at first sight,I never felt the same way then but as we’re getting intimate ,I found myself loving her to a point that I even imagine us being couples..she’s cute ,respectful,and so decent ,so emotional though
Days ,months ,years passed we’re still good as lovers though there are days we settle issues ,infact lemme say most times ..cuz she’s always complaining of me not giving her the desired attention..what do I do? I’m a Strict and full time dream chaser,it’s always about music videos,shows,and online audience..
But it Sucks she’s not getting it
I remember vividly some days I’m depressed and worried cuz I couldn’t afford bills to pay up my studio bills ,this same girl is there to cover me up in all ways ,she’s ready to do whatever to make me happy ..
Got to a point she has to report me to my cousin brother most times ,hoping he’ll advise me to change and treat her right
All this seems cool until We had fight(I and my gf)she insults me ,pointed out all my Bleep up in the relationship ,at some point I started feeling bad and not enough,trying my best to make a huge change,I call her time to time ,text her before she closes eye at night ,early morning texts,we walk beautiful places together most nights ,hugs,kisses and sweet moments starts booming..but it seems nothing is right still..this girl still visits my cousin despite the fact that we don’t really have issues anymore, it’s sad I can’t stop her from that ,cuz I don’t know anything about it at the first place, moreover how sure I am they’re flirting,I’m not good with it but I couldn’t speak out ..I don’t wanna offend my cousin but this rumors keep banging my head
As a street OG, my guys are out watching every shiis, they all confirmed it that they’re making out sexually , I never reacted nor do I bliv still until a dude was telling me my babe was brought by my cousin brother for knacking in his room, imagine! They even dey lend room to knack
As big as she is ,damn! I used to think my babe is classy ..
This day ,my head was really hot,I was on a low acting aggressively but how do I confront her?
I don’t have any idea..I don’t wanna tell anybody about it too cuz it’s not making any sense
I starts reacting,not picking her calls ,not replying her chats ,after several pleads to know what she did, finally I decides to called her ,I only said but babe why ?,why do you have to go to my cousin’s place behind, haven’t said more than this ,then she starts shouting ,raising her voice saying all terrible things to me, I had to hang up the call ,she starts calling time to time ,
Wants to shout at me again? I will drag her to mud I swr
Then she calls again at night begging me ,saying she knows what I actually wanted to say , she said she heard the rumors too,that it’s all lies, I shouldn’t listen ..saying she loves me I should just believe that .. She’s in tears talking to me

This girl is playing with fire I was thinking I’m my mind ,same time I was getting emotionally weak,I dey overheat but no ,what do you think about this ?
This same girl has really tried for me in life l,to be honest ,many times I’m in trouble that I can’t even call my own blood ,she’s the only one I’ve always got
That aside ,she’s always supported my dreams sharing my songs ,posters among her friends,a lot of pple become my fan through her
Yet she respects me a lot ,she hardly calls me by name ,as in she cherish me a lot I might not really find such a girl elsewhere,I was in deep thought
..it’s sad,I don’t wanna pay her back dumping her this way, won’t I be an ingrate?

Storyline from CeedizReigns
A romantic nairalander
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Date Nigerian ladies at your peril..................
What a misplaced priority
Feel sorry for Guys that waste such precious time dating them.
It will end in tears‼️‼️‼️

Wahala for who still dey date someone ex..........
It will end in tears

ExploreFeelings:
I feel like I am forcing this relationship on him and I am just getting fed up of it all.

He was the one that asked me out a year ago and I immediately accepted because I couldn’t believe a guy like him would be interested in me. We met at the ATM, very unusual place to find love. But somehow we got talking while waiting for our turn to use the ATM and decided to give each other a chance.

I have been dating him for a while now and I just figured out I love him too much. For the first few weeks, he would always call and check up on me. But after some time, he stopped calling or asking about how I am doing. He would be online and he would not even chat me up. I have to beg him to call me everyday and when he does he doesn’t spend much time talking to me.

I would post him on WhatsApp all the time just to let people know we are dating but he doesn’t ever do that. I don’t even think anyone knows we are dating for real.

The last time we met, I kept on telling him how much I missed him but he was more interested in having sex with me. And once we were done, he just forgot about me and started pressing his phone.

I even got him gifts for his birthday and he never even remembered mine. I was so heartbroken but I just let it go.

Each time I complain, he says the relationship is fine and that I have issues. I don’t know but I think I am forcing this relationship.
I have told myself to stop caring, to focus on myself and let him chase me for a change. I can’t keep on forcing someone to love me.
Have you ever been in a relationship where it seems you are forcing things? How did it go?
Source: https://www.xplorefeelings.com/are-you-forcing-a-relationship-how-to-stop/

Abeg getaaaat..................

blessingchinny:
Good day,

I was the one that posted about having issues with my guy as a result of a text I sent to him out of anger. The text was about a girl he normally comments on her picture with lots of words of endearment even telling her that he loves her. I have confronted him about that before he told me is nothing, but i wasn't convinced, so i sent him a text that it is obvious he is dating her, that he should continue with her, and he blocked me after all the attempt to reach out to him. After giving him a little space as he said, I later tried with another, this time not to plead but to ask him if he still wants to be with me, which he replied that he's done.

I am heartbroken now, someone should please guide me on the tips to move on.

Abeg getaaaat..................

MhizzAJ:
This is beautiful.... I love LOVE.. God when!!!!

Abeg getaaaat