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FamilyRe: Trying To Control Sex Urge, Man Wounds Himself. by Splinz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 07, 2016
Ayeesharh:
Pinshur of d man's joystick wit d wedding ring
I thought d**k scares you a lot? undecided

RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by Splinz(m): 4:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
MrCork:
CROSS CULTURE. ...GOOOOGLE IT!!(no oofense) angry
There's nothing to google about. Saying "all men" is nothing but fallacy, cos I'm not among!
RomanceRe: Romancelander Pls Help Me by Splinz(m): 4:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
heybel:
huh I had s*x and masturbate everyday

pls help it is normal, cos am nt alway satisfy wit s*x till i masturbate

RomanceRe: Why! Why!! Why!!! Are You Such A B*tch by Splinz(m): 4:30pm On Dec 07, 2016
samcorp:

I gave you my rod Love, Attention and yet you trew it in the trash...
Sure you gave her love or...

RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Women The Best Wifey Material From Africa? by Splinz(m): 4:17pm On Dec 07, 2016
[s]
MrCork:
Although all men belief Nigerian women are known gold diggers (except the lightskin ones) & that we men prefer women from South Africa, Ghana,Seirrra Leon, Zimbabwe, Uganda plus Togo.... why do we all agree & why is this true? [/s] ..pls advise! angry
Fallacies.
RomanceRe: 18 Things You Should Never Put In Your Vagina (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by Splinz(m): 4:11pm On Dec 07, 2016
Mimido2:
hahahaha
u are wicked
tongue
RomanceRe: Am Trying To Find The Words To Say To A Girl I Really Like But Words Aint Coming by Splinz(m): 4:09pm On Dec 07, 2016
Op you dey slack, walahi.

Here, use my lines: Bebi, lukin intro my iys and telin mi u no ruf me. I going to birtd eveli dey ringin abau u, i walkin up, na u...

Bebi plis i wang us 2 bi flends, makin ruf eveli dey. Plis, tin abau ip an gv mi ur riply. I ruf u.

My nigga, try those lines and see magic!
RomanceRe: Rate My Abs (PICS) by Splinz(m): 3:02pm On Dec 07, 2016
Berlynn:
rubbish, what kinda phone do you use huh
Xiangzing 10
RomanceRe: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Splinz(m): 2:12pm On Dec 07, 2016
Natty4:
which one is bed guru?
am new here so hu told u dat
Oh registered today... you mean you're new on this forum?

RomanceRe: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Splinz(m): 2:06pm On Dec 07, 2016
Natty4:
lol
hello
Hello... cheesy

Is it true that you're a bed guruhuh cheesy
RomanceRe: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Splinz(m): 1:56pm On Dec 07, 2016
Natty4:
machine girl
Exactly! Just like you... wink
CelebritiesRe: He Cleans Up My V*gina With Spirit And Cotton Wool Before Having S*x – Lady by Splinz(m): 1:53pm On Dec 07, 2016
He should have used hypo instead... cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: See What A Six Year Old Figured Out (must Read!) by Splinz(m): 1:41pm On Dec 07, 2016
Another bunches of nonsense from a pathetic clown hiding under the guise of a six years old.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Danfo Driver Brings Out His Joystick In The Presence Of Passengers (Pic) by Splinz(m): 1:34pm On Dec 07, 2016
Jenny1010:
pishure of the peni being rub or .... cheesy



bloggers and fake news are like .......

CrimeRe: Robbers Write Lagos Residents To Pay Christmas Dues!! by Splinz(m): 1:31pm On Dec 07, 2016
Eh? Dues... you mean as collected in Idumota markethuh

PoliticsRe: Lere Olayinka Blast Critics Over Fayose Dress To Present Ekiti Budget by Splinz(m): 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2016
Who criticizes him if not pained zombieshuh cheesy

Fayose- the slayer of the giraffe from Daura... cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Obinim: "I Enlarge Men’s Joysticks, Women’s Butt After Touching Them" by Splinz(m): 1:17pm On Dec 07, 2016
You enlarge whathuh undecided

RomanceRe: 18 Things You Should Never Put In Your Vagina (EXPLICIT PICTURES) by Splinz(m): 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2016
Mimido2:
someone said if I put garlic in my .............it will help to keep it clean
is it true?
Whoever told you that must be your biggest enemy!

My dear, according to research, HYPO has been discovered to be a super cleansing liquid for women.

So, buy one sachet of it and pour into your...................
FamilyRe: After 10YEARS God Blessed My Uncle And His Wife With A Big Boy by Splinz(m): 1:02pm On Dec 07, 2016
Glory to God! It's time to celebrate...

RomanceRe: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 12:57pm On Dec 07, 2016
CARLOSZ:
Plix don't carry your sezual talks to dix hanointed thread
Ehhuh

RomanceRe: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 12:38pm On Dec 07, 2016
Zambux:
Story for the gods...

RomanceRe: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
Genea:
ur frnds na
Oh that reminds me... the last time we did that shit was simply awesome... cheesy
RomanceRe: My Uncle Wants Sex With My Cousin Before Getting Her A Job. by Splinz(m): 11:32am On Dec 07, 2016
meekyrozzay:
It's hard to get a job over there in the state, my sister cousin complained my uncle demanded for sex before he can hand her a job over there in the USA. But i think that is so unfair, but she spoke to me on the phone and was sounding like she want's to give in.
It is finished...

RomanceRe: Dreams Shattered. She Finally Got Pregnant For A Yahoo Guy. by Splinz(m): 11:20am On Dec 07, 2016
meekyrozzay:
It's true money is important in a relationship. I graduated from school and still searching for a reasonable pay job but things are still hard, my gf has been up and doing but the pressure of not providing enough for her made her give in to an affair with a yahoo boy and right now she is pregnant for him, she comes begging and am so confused. I need someone to talk to me. I wish i could have her back but i can't bear another man's kid right before my eyes. What do i do?
Let me get something straight here. What exactly is she begging you for- to take the pregnancy? Is he (yahoo boy) denying the pregnancyhuh
RomanceRe: . by Splinz(m): 11:13am On Dec 07, 2016
May we never come to such a precarious situation. embarassed
RomanceRe: 5 Bizzare Things Females Do After Sēx To Avoid Getting Pregnant by Splinz(m): 11:09am On Dec 07, 2016
Genea:
I seee, oloshos come and see ooo and all dose that enjoy raw sex
Who are these people? undecided

RomanceRe: Runaway Brides: An Expensive Joke That Must Be Stopped! by Splinz(m): 8:06pm On Dec 06, 2016
Aniker:
Lols.. You're so funny kiss kiss thanks tho




But am not jumping sad :'(
embarassed lipsrsealed... sorry na, was only joking. Who don't know you're a good girlhuh wink cheesy
RomanceRe: Runaway Brides: An Expensive Joke That Must Be Stopped! by Splinz(m): 7:31pm On Dec 06, 2016
Aniker:
cheesy

Am too lazy to read that.. The next person.. Brief me please kiss
Okay, briefings righthuh

Listen up. Op is simply saying that, "look here, you this Aniker girl, as you dey jump from one man to the other... No go break pesin heart o. As e be sey... girls nowadays dey dump their husband right at the alter. Make it no be sey for your wedding day, that yeye guy wey break your heart before come the wedding and you begin act Nollywood movies o".

Shey you don hear the tori nowhuh undecided
RomanceRe: Five Ways To Get A Rich Guy by Splinz(m): 6:52pm On Dec 06, 2016
The hustle is real mehn... cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Places In Lagos That Are Dominated By Runs Girls by Splinz(m): 6:44pm On Dec 06, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=deeppink]But u label and condem a woman because of her dress
But u will be gleefully eyeing up the dp of women who dress thos same way on facebook Instagram and this very form undecided
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Damn it! I hate to admit that op is a chronic admirer of women who dress half unclad... cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My Gf Wants 1k Per Day For Feeding And She's Not Working. Should I Quit? by Splinz(m): 6:01pm On Dec 06, 2016
Benita27:
Why is she living with you?, is she an orphan?. cheesy
Nope. Her papa house was struck by thunder... cheesy
RomanceRe: My Gf Wants 1k Per Day For Feeding And She's Not Working. Should I Quit? by Splinz(m):
Mikylopez:

ion like girls who lazy around and also op jes 1k and u are ranting? haba!
Masikay:

A bro shall do anything to make his girlfriend happy.

She's asking for 1k and its painin Yu? Lol... Yu neva chi chum chin
dee02:

Your girl wants 5 or 7k per week for feeding and you brought that to Nairaland?
You should be ashamed of yourself, brainless twerp!
airminem:

I think you should not QUIT!
Op, behold your enemies above, which have been revealed to you this day...

They're hell bent on sending you back to your village.... cheesy cheesy cheesy

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