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Romance › Re: Relationship With A Nairalander. by Splinz(m): 7:41pm On Dec 08, 2016

Hadez:
Hey it's me.
Is it worth it?
Yes I know many of you met each other and got married here but for few of us who are still new to the whole online dating and the way nairaland is now with kidults. Do you think dating a nairalander is safe?

It depends.

Romance › Re: Caught My Neice Staring At Me While I Sleep by Splinz(m): 7:33pm On Dec 08, 2016

The thing is, you're not envisaging her strangling you. In fact, that is very far from the picture.

Rather, what is going on in your corrupt mind is that she's lusting after you... isn't that why you brought the topic to romance section huh

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Romance › Re: What Will U Do If Dis Happens To Be Ur Dad? by Splinz(m): 7:07pm On Dec 08, 2016

Aniker:
I'll be happy, cus that means I can do anything I like

I've always known that it's in you...

Christianity Etc › Re: Here Is The 'rescued' Bible Of Colombian Plane Crash Survivor by Splinz(m): 4:59pm On Dec 08, 2016

freshness2020:
Who said there is no God!

Fools!

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Education › Re: She Scored 181 And UNIPORT Offered Her MBBS, Is That Not Corruption? - Aspirant by Splinz(m): 4:26pm On Dec 08, 2016

That's crazy if true.

Romance › Re: How To Get Your Post To Go Viral Quickly. by Splinz(m): 3:31pm On Dec 08, 2016

Talk about puna/d*ck, talk again about it, my brother just keep on talking about sex!

Romance › Re: What Do Women Really Want? by Splinz(m): 3:00pm On Dec 08, 2016

Women

The last time Adam tries to understand Eve, he ended up making a fatal mistake that plagues us till today.

Women huh

They can't be understood!

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Romance › Re: Celebrating My Special Day. by Splinz(m): 2:54pm On Dec 08, 2016

HBD...

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Politics › Re: LIVE!! Empty Stadium As Electorates Boycott APC Mega Rally In P/H (see Photos) by Splinz(m): 2:43pm On Dec 08, 2016

See them- bunches of failures!

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Romance › Re: The Cutest Girls Into Runs In Nigeria by Splinz(m): 2:26pm On Dec 08, 2016

donestk:
I'm just curious. The trend is becoming a norm.

I brought home a h.oe last weekend (konji na bastardd). Just before the show started, 3 of my female neighbors stormed into my apartment....... They couldn't help but shower this ho.e compliments. "OMG ur so pretty, where did you do ur nose piercing...... bla bla"

How come runs girls are the prettiest of all?

Simple. The so-called pretty girls get carried away, and as a result, engages in sex escapades here and there...

This egoistic attitude stems from excessive demands ( cheesy

) of her (not her per se, but just the puna), as men are on a competition of some sort to taste the ravishing body... cheesy

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by Splinz(m): 2:00pm On Dec 08, 2016

Sibeal:
You're hilarious!

... Thanks for the compliment.

Romance › Re: Umprotected Sex: Advice Pls by Splinz(m): 1:59pm On Dec 08, 2016

Apparently, someone is about to be in this state...

Romance › Re: Pls How Do I Help A Friend Stop Masturbating?? by Splinz(m): 1:51pm On Dec 08, 2016

~~You~~ your friend hands must be cut off! undecided

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by Splinz(m): 1:49pm On Dec 08, 2016

Sibeal:
Well...

...I'd contact you on our next shoot.

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day by Splinz(m): 1:43pm On Dec 08, 2016

Sibeal:
Well...

What about becoming a porn star huh

Politics › Re: Rivers Rerun: Amaechi Storms Port-Harcourt, Takes A Stroll On The Streets by Splinz(m): 10:39am On Dec 08, 2016

As usual, the squirrel has entered noisily and will leave as quietly as a mouse.

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Romance › Re: Love: Can You Run Away With Him/her? by Splinz(m): 12:07am On Dec 08, 2016

Apparently, op is a Nollywood addict. He watches too much movies...

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Family › Re: My Wife Likes Sex Very Rough by Splinz(m): 11:58pm On Dec 07, 2016*

mikejones007:
Just got married recently to my fiancee we are currently on honeymoon, before now we never had sex before, my wife is a strong christian. brethren I cant believe what I encountered. We never had sex before while dating. This my wife is a tigress in bed. She hugs me so tightly like her live depends on my John thomas. Uses her fingernails to press my back. At the same time biting my back with her teeth and all. my john thomas is nt small oh.

The way she even does her eyes and vibrates on the bed is something else. It is like she is possessed by a spirit. I find it too aggressive, my whole back with fingernails mark after sex.

I have actively been in 5 different sexual relationship , but have never seen something like this before.

It is just shocking, she is kind of very sensitive so i want to be careful on how i raise it with her.

To the guys in the house have you witnessed something like this?

Am not the aggresive type oh, i like to do it slow and steady with kisses and smoothing.

Someone is definitely enjoying what she misses while she was dating.

Oga o... that woman is enjoying her conjugal right which ever way she pleases, and you owed her the responsibility of giving her rough as demanded!

Mbok, go do your job well.

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Romance › Re: Make Romanceland Greater And Redefined by Splinz(m): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2016

Romance › Re: What Should I Do by Splinz(m): 9:08pm On Dec 07, 2016

It's obvious that the nigga is a goner... Move on!

Romance › Re: Is It Wrong To Have Feelings For Your Best Friend Lover by Splinz(m): 7:53pm On Dec 07, 2016

franklyn005:
Is It Wrong To Have Feelings For your best friend Lover
Nairalanders Let's share our Experiences if you have ever found yourself in love with your friend Lover
#palmgossip

Is it wrong for your best friend to Bleep your wife huh

Romance › Re: 4 Place U We Founded Olosho In Nl by Splinz(m): 7:46pm On Dec 07, 2016

Smellymouth:
Try Auto section..

Just display 5 cars for sale.. Some go open legs like this ==>

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Romance › Re: I Love Nairaland by Splinz(m): 7:37pm On Dec 07, 2016

EmperorKross:
You, you lie.

Romance › Re: I Love Nairaland by Splinz(m): 7:35pm On Dec 07, 2016

Aniker:
Where?

Don't tell me you've forgotten our numerous escapades... Think.

Romance › Re: Forgive Him. I Know U Despise And Him by Splinz(m): 7:30pm On Dec 07, 2016

What kinda offensive writing is this- no paragraph huh

Romance › Re: Funny Picture That Shows People Reactions About Ultimate Cycler by Splinz(m): 7:22pm On Dec 07, 2016

When you receive alert...

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Romance › Re: Man Breaks Up With Wife After Makeup Wahala (photo) by Splinz(m): 7:20pm On Dec 07, 2016

What a sexy face...

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Romance › Re: I Love Nairaland by Splinz(m): 7:17pm On Dec 07, 2016

Aniker:
Wait are you serious? Do you really know me, don't keep me bothered please just tell me.

I've met you too... yeah...

Romance › Re: The Girl Wants To Kill My Friend With Sex by Splinz(m): 7:11pm On Dec 07, 2016

Natty4:
yeah

Hmm...

Romance › Re: She's Still Demanding Despite The Recession. Should I Still Go Ahead With Her? by Splinz(m): 5:52pm On Dec 07, 2016

Howla3:

Guys! what do you think? Do you think this lady is suitable for marriage?

I think she's suitable for za other room.

Romance › Re: My Neigbhour's Son Do Beat Me by Splinz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 07, 2016

Boy, this is how it's done...

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