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RomanceRe: Why Do People Mostly Have Sex At Night by Splinz(m): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2016
Because p***sy in darkness is like a marauding evil spirit seeking whom to devour.

Or do you not know that cats are most active in the nighthuh
RomanceRe: My Crush Finally Called Me. Guess What She Said? by Splinz(m): 8:46am On Dec 10, 2016
fados4sure:
I understand but, what will i do?
Do as your heart pleases. I'm just not finding that monotonous excuse funny any longer.
RomanceRe: My Crush Finally Called Me. Guess What She Said? by Splinz(m): 8:28am On Dec 10, 2016
fados4sure:
hahaha
It's ridiculous mehn... The silly excuse is stale already.
RomanceRe: My Crush Finally Called Me. Guess What She Said? by Splinz(m): 8:19am On Dec 10, 2016
I don't get it! What da hell is always wrong with their own phoneshuh
RomanceRe: The Best Sex Positions For Every Penis Size (INSTRUCTIONAL) by Splinz(m): 7:35am On Dec 10, 2016
Maka why na... Wouldn't you leave our kondo alonehuh
RomanceRe: Am New On Nairaland by Splinz(m): 11:09pm On Dec 09, 2016
So what da Bleep should we do exactly- fry egg for youhuh
RomanceRe: Why Are other Social Media Members Well Behaved & disciplined Than Nairalanders by Splinz(m): 10:59pm On Dec 09, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
It's because most of d people here are teenagers dat still need 2 b on 2go undecided wink
Does it means that my fears have been confirmed- that you're our ancestorhuh
FamilyRe: Deeply Confused About This Relationship. Please Kindly Advise. by Splinz(m): 8:14pm On Dec 09, 2016
tannystacey:

@Splinz. yes. That was what he was suggesting, but i said no
He can't get married to you that way, he must sort out whatever challenges he's facing and return home to do the marriage proper.

Good you said no.
RomanceRe: Thanks To My Followers by Splinz(m): 7:44pm On Dec 09, 2016
Borbrisky:
Within 24hrs of being on nairaland, I have more than 300 followers. Thank you all. I love you.

Oshey baddest.
Borbrisky or Bobiscum...

RomanceRe: What Happened To My yesterday topic? by Splinz(m): 6:36pm On Dec 09, 2016
Borbrisky:
I created a topic yesterday and I can't see it again. I can't even see all my comments, I dropped my mail everything is gone. What is the problem? Please is my account hacked?

Well haters can't bring me down they can only try. Osey baddest.
Romancelanders are saying to you...

RomanceRe: I Saw My Boyfriend With Another Girl In My Dream? by Splinz(m): 5:37pm On Dec 09, 2016
Mamagee3 and yeye threads be like...

RomanceRe: 6 Reasons Why You Should Marry A Yoruba Woman by Splinz(m): 5:33pm On Dec 09, 2016
7. They know how to give you BJ: Damn it! They're stars...
Christianity EtcRe: 5 Protestants Who Surprisingly Defended Mary’s Perpetual Virginity by Splinz(m): 5:01pm On Dec 09, 2016
You child of Mary, that some deluded people believed a thing doesn't translate it to the truth. Mary was/is not a perpetual virgin!

At least, this much is made clear in the scriptures. Here:

Is not this the carpenter's son? Is not his mother called Mary? And are not his brothers James and Joseph and Simon and Judas? And are not all his sisters with us...? (Matt 13:55-56)
Plain! And there's no twisting of this truth that will change the facts!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Brings Boy Back From The DEAD With "Holy Oil" In South Africa (video) by Splinz(m): 4:53pm On Dec 09, 2016
Seun and co right now...

Christianity EtcRe: MMM And 666 by Splinz(m): 4:49pm On Dec 09, 2016
MMM has got nothing to do with 666. You're just spewing bunches of nonsense!
FamilyRe: Meet The Most Expensive Wine In The World, Sold For 250 Million Naira Per Bottle by Splinz(m): 4:36pm On Dec 09, 2016
You mean it's an elixir of immortalityhuh
FamilyRe: Deeply Confused About This Relationship. Please Kindly Advise. by Splinz(m): 4:30pm On Dec 09, 2016
Sorry, I'm not seeing any problem here. He's simply facing some temporary setbacks which can be cleared soon...

Or is there something you're not telling us? Is he saying that the marriage plans should go ahead here in Nigeria without his presencehuh
FamilyRe: He Is Ruining My Reputation. Help! by Splinz(m): 4:02pm On Dec 09, 2016
ChemicalReaction:
I thought so too till two friends asked me y'day. They didn't believe him though. Another guy i'm not close to also told me to be careful abt a certain guy i've been turning down lately cos he overheard something relating to this mess. I just broke down in tears. One silly mistake is abt ruining me.
No, he can't ruin you. I can imagine the situation. What he's doing is to tell people that he's been sleeping with you, and I know that makes you feel bad, since you said he never penetrated but was given a BJ (as silly as it may sounds).

I'd advice you to ignore his seeming frustrations. Though you can't stop him from maligning your image, you'll simply have to bear it as long as he's not threatening physical harm on you.

All you need do is to tell whoever cares to listen (good you said those two friends never believed him) that he's simply making up the story to blackmail you into submission.
FamilyRe: He Is Ruining My Reputation. Help! by Splinz(m): 3:37pm On Dec 09, 2016
Let me get something straight first. How old is this narrative- 2013huh If this is a bygone, mbok simply let it remain that way.
FamilyRe: Photo..pretty Young Mum Breast Feeding Her Baby At An Even Goes Viral. by Splinz(m): 3:27pm On Dec 09, 2016
So breast feeding a baby is now a super news worthy of public attentionhuh SMH
RomanceRe: When Did U Get Your First Blowjo.b? Mine Is... by Splinz(m): 3:23pm On Dec 09, 2016
9jayes:
I was 16, getting a Mouth Gig from my girlfriend in my bedroom. Whenever I heard footsteps near my door, she'd lift her head up quickly, I'd cover myself with the blanket, and we’d pretend nothing was happening (just in case my mom or dad entered my room at a moment’s notice).
Eh...? Mouth gig- you mean the type we create on fiverrhuh

RomanceRe: In A Relationship, How Did Or Do You Handle The Question 'how Old Are You?' by Splinz(m): 3:01pm On Dec 09, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Hello fabulocity,

I have 8 humour filled stories ready but I won't be posting on nairaland again due to some reasons...

will keep you informed ..thanks
What could that behuh
RomanceRe: Yoruba Guys Are The Nigerian Most Sort After Suitors by Splinz(m): 2:47pm On Dec 09, 2016
So how did you arrived at the conclusion that "Yoruba guys are the [b]most sought after suitors"[/b]huh undecided

PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: APC Unleashes Full Weight Of Federal Might On Rivers by Splinz(m): 7:26am On Dec 09, 2016
If the rat of Ubima like, let him relocate all army formation to Rivers, Wike will still whip him silly!
RomanceRe: Chaiii See The Real Reasons Why Nigerian Women Wear Waist Beads ( Photo ) by Splinz(m): 6:01am On Dec 09, 2016
I love waist beads. Damn it! It can be as 'sexy' as the word...
RomanceRe: It Seems All The Girls Worth Having Are Taken by Splinz(m): 9:59pm On Dec 08, 2016
Agimor:
Just happened again so this is from sheer frustration! I'm picky as hell and everytime I actually find one I like who match my looks, personality & standards I suddenly discover she has been taken. It makes me want to believe that there's no single decent girl out there without a boyfriend.
Ours is such an unfortunate situation. Seems almost all the girls are chronic cucumber & anaconda's lovers. SMH
RomanceRe: .. by Splinz(m): 9:43pm On Dec 08, 2016
undecided... I'd take you seriously when you're one of them. You be homohuh
RomanceRe: What Will U Do If Dis Happens To Be Ur Dad? by Splinz(m): 8:14pm On Dec 08, 2016
Aniker:
what's in me? huh

RomanceRe: Whats The Craziest Message You Mistakenly Sent To The Wrong Person? by Splinz(m): 8:12pm On Dec 08, 2016
Hmm... Mine wasn't really send yet, was about to send it when dad all of a sudden came into my room and found my super constructed love letter... cheesy cheesy cheesy

WTF! I was fear gripped but surprisingly, dad was rather captivated by my maneuver of words.... cheesy... mehn... wink
RomanceRe: How Do I Quit My Marriage Of 2 Years Without Hurting Her by Splinz(m): 7:55pm On Dec 08, 2016
gabazin080:
am tired of my marriage. my only joy in that marriage is my look-alike 1yr old son. i married a single mother. she tells a lot of lies and i felt she might be cheating on me.
though she doesnt know how i feel about her cus she is always eager to see me get back from work. but i just dont love her anymore and i now get home late in the might.
i want to quit and keep my boy. how do i do it without hurting her
What do you mean by quitting without hurting herhuh undecided Is she a bloody cold stone devoid of feelingshuh

PhonesRe: close by Splinz(m): 7:44pm On Dec 08, 2016
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sweetjude:
My queen arrived on monday ,since on monday i no create thread about am cheesy i try na, i cant even allow my girl see it b4 she shouts that i am not planning for my future , i didnt want to create this thread but who una hate help cheesy , iphone7plus 128 gigabytes kiss
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