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Romance › Re: Why You Are Still Single (1) by Splinz(m): 5:22pm On Dec 01, 2016

Annancy:
kudos

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Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why A Lady Should Reply PMs by Splinz(m): 5:09pm On Dec 01, 2016

JoyTracy:
No nairaland guys ain't gat none of these, All they want is sex, sex, sex.
Nonsense

Can't you just give it to them huh

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Romance › Re: Be Sincere,what Did You See? by Splinz(m): 5:06pm On Dec 01, 2016

QueenSuccubus:

Ooohh mama miaaaaa....

I can't stop blinking my eyes.. The view is truly AWESOOOOME ! It's like a food for my eyes ooo

Hahahahahhahah

Of course we know anaconda is your food. Which is why whenever you see one, you're like...

Romance › Re: Why You Are Still Single (1) by Splinz(m): 5:00pm On Dec 01, 2016

Very simple. I still have lots of soups to taste before settling down with the best... wink

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Romance › Re: Sad Mood...console Me Plz. by Splinz(m): 4:57pm On Dec 01, 2016

Ifakiland:
I just broke up with my main chick...so painful because she has a "bomb" pvssy and she's got skills.
My second-in-command gf aint so endowed....so hurt rite now....so so hurt.

I should console you for being such a mumu huh

Nairaland General › Re: Ultimate Cycler Crash by Splinz(m): 4:46pm On Dec 01, 2016

olysexy:
i hope its system upgrade, cuz the site itself ain't set up so well.. it ought to be structured and perfect...

Hope you didn't invest much huh

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Romance › Re: What This Girl Posted On Facebook About Her Boy Friend Will Make You Laugh by Splinz(m): 1:48pm On Dec 01, 2016

Silly prayer. I don't know if to rebuke her naivety or just laugh it off.

Romance › Re: Advice To Young Guys Looking For Romance This Yuletide By The (NBA) by Splinz(m): 9:50am On Dec 01, 2016

LETTER TO MR. CHAIRMAN, NBA, LAGOS CHAPTER.

Hello sir,

On behalf of NBA nationwide, I want to thank you for this timely advice and recommendations.

However, we at the national headquater have decided to key into the present government initiative of "Change Begin With You", by boycotting any form of wasteful spending.

As a result, we've decided that NBA nationwide will spent this yuletide season in our different villages, helping in farming works and community services.

We regret any inconvenience this decision may cause you all. My brother, this recession is real!

Signed,
NBA PRESIDENT, NATIONWIDE.

Celebrities › Re: Another NYSC Corper ‘disgraces Herself’ On Facebook (see What She Wrote) by Splinz(m): 8:40am On Dec 01, 2016

It gives me no joy to mock people over issues like this.
There's always room for improvement.

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Romance › Re: .... by Splinz(m): 8:28am On Dec 01, 2016

Dude you've got no problem at all.

Releasing within 20-30 seconds in the act is probably as a result of built-up pressure before thrusting, which is why you need to relax and remain calm during sex.

Personally, mine reaches its peak within 20 minutes (first orgasm) and 30-40 more to reach second one, when I'm finally down.

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Romance › Re: Happy New Month Romancelanders by Splinz(m): 7:52am On Dec 01, 2016

Happy new month to all Dickson's.

Politics › Re: Ondo Guber: Sheriff Moves Against Mimiko, Deputy, Jegede, Others Over Pdp’s Loss by Splinz(m): 7:35am On Dec 01, 2016

Sheriff should go and die!

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Romance › Re: Ladies:name Something Guys Do That They Think Is Attractive. by Splinz(m): 7:51pm On Nov 30, 2016*

#Things Some Girls Do That They Think Is Attractive#

*Mumbling bunches of nonsense in the heat of an earth shattering orgasm... tongue

*Asking silly questions like "baby are you enjoying it huh

". WTF!

*...loading...

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Family › Re: I'm Looking For A Serious Non-complicated Relationship With A Guy In Lagos. by Splinz(m): 7:11pm On Nov 30, 2016

This op is lying sha... and see them hustlers above...

Romance › Re: Sucking Breasts, Licking Semen Can Give You HIV by Splinz(m): 6:46pm On Nov 30, 2016

I know you're lying sha...

Romance › Re: When A Lady Is Too Hot To Stay Faithful To One Man. by Splinz(m): 6:39pm On Nov 30, 2016

Some women simply have itching punas- always desiring unending activities in that region... tongue

To them, the more d*cks they swallow; the more their achievements... wink

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Romance › Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by Splinz(m): 5:15pm On Nov 30, 2016

curvysola:
2. “Check your account, I sent you some money.”

Sometimes, some money from bae is all it takes to brighten a girl’s day.

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/10/10025657/Money-make-it-rain.gif

Money abi

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Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Attracted To Your Girlfriend's Sister? How Did You Handle That? by Splinz(m): 5:11pm On Nov 30, 2016

So you want to Bleep your girlfriend sister too huh

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Romance › Re: Ladies Come In by Splinz(m): 4:56pm On Nov 30, 2016

hellohi:
So i know somepeople will come here and rant. But i ve got to ask for what i want. I need a lady anywhere in nigeria who wants an exciting no strings relationship. We could be as discreet as u want or as loud as u want. Chat me up @ hellohi164@yahoo.com. M a medical professional, tall, not bad looking, classic and a little bored. Come spice up my live lemme flavour urs.

So you know someone will come here and rant, abi huh

Anyways, what did you say you need huh

"a lady anywhere in nigeria who wants an exciting ~~fucking~~ no strings relationship"?

Romance › Re: Answer My Question With A Question by Splinz(m): 4:38pm On Nov 30, 2016

Your name

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Romance › Re: She Was Complaining Too Much Of Heat And She Said I Should Do This For Her(pics) by Splinz(m): 4:34pm On Nov 30, 2016

fairlyusedpant:
this is her reply to you

Dear Splinz

i has read your letters, it has really really touching my hat that you has right such letters to me, so i wuse like to takes my times to replies you.
Wells, i likes what you types, but am afraid that you will kidnapping me if i visitor you in your houses, i has fear eh, infact i fear fear, but i will thought about it and i will gives you a calls when i makes up for mind, thanks you

yours paintfully
ogechi sexy

Chaiii... Ogechi you av killing me...

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Romance › Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by Splinz(m): 1:00pm On Nov 30, 2016

airminem:
But every lady has got a story about some boob hound who did her bosoms wrong!

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Romance › Re: Her Worth Vs My Worth: Can The Union Work? by Splinz(m): 4:55am On Nov 30, 2016

She told you to "fvck off!", and what did you do huh

You came here and bored us with your lamentations!

Op, you must woo that bae successfully o. Better find one love movie from Nollywood and watch, acted by either the trio of Ramsey Noah, Jim Iyke or Majid... Thank me later.

Romance › Re: Do Men Find Breast Sucking A Tax Or Burden? by Splinz(m): 10:12pm On Nov 29, 2016

Empsommie:
Lwkmd

I just tire for the girl matter eh...

Romance › Re: She Was Complaining Too Much Of Heat And She Said I Should Do This For Her(pics) by Splinz(m): 8:06pm On Nov 29, 2016

Idydarling:
that writer above...

...
Uyai mma Akwa Ibom

Politics › Re: Buhari Is Not The Messiah! by Splinz(m): 7:37pm On Nov 29, 2016

Who said he was the messiah if not zombies huh

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Politics › Re: Ondo: My Mandate Is To Govern, Not To Probe Mimiko – Akeredolu by Splinz(m): 7:36pm On Nov 29, 2016

That's a wise man talking. Apparently, this man has seen the fruitlessness of so-called probe by one man from Daura.

Romance › Re: Help me : I Bleeped My Bae's Twin Sis... by Splinz(m): 7:25pm On Nov 29, 2016

Creeza:

In our society ,there are superstitious beliefs that when you bleep twin sisters, you end up with loads of troubles and curses. Please what should I do?''

You see!!! Even after these known consequences (whether true or not), ~~you~~ your friend still went ahead and Bleep!

And if he was to die now, it will be said that he died because of five minutes puna.

It shall not be well with konji wey do ~~you~~ your friend this thing... cheesy

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Romance › Re: Help me : I Bleeped My Bae's Twin Sis... by Splinz(m): 7:11pm On Nov 29, 2016

Oga o... you are OYO... undecided

Romance › Re: 15 Valid Reasons Why Every Guy Should Have A Female Bestfriend by Splinz(m): 7:08pm On Nov 29, 2016

It's pointless to me.

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