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Hmm. Sister... kukuma tell us sey dem carry dick swear give you. You want Bleep the whole family abi

Lennycool:
Ad hominem
Why am I not surprised. Its the tactic used by those at their wit ends.

I can't possibly waste my precious time with your bunches of nonsense.

It's not just worth it!

CollinsWeGlobe:
Sorry for ask this boring question, why Do Body Guards Stand In Front Of God's Altar When Pastor's Are Preaching? Is there any bible verse that support it?

Please kindly educate me on this topic. May God bless us all.

Don't be offended by my poor English-speaking.


Cc Brother Seun

Because those pastors are simply "men of God men".

Lennycool:
You're doing the same thing you accused me of.
All the stories of the bible combined still makes for a barbaric tale.
The good parts dont make up for the bad

Says a pathetic ignoramus.

This one na man My dear, called it as it is.... a leviathan!

Anyway sha, if him handle my babe, I'd just say "Baby I'm so sorry, I can't die now".

fernandezcocky:
Tell her joor...as if @makydebbie no go scatter legs for PMB if e look her side...
Nobody holy pass oh!

No, I trust her. She's the choir mistress in our church.

Okay, how to make heaven. Good.

Now, where did you learn or heard that Christians will go to heaven? In other word, who told you that heaven is the reward of the saved

Discuss.

makydebbie:
Lie lie

Wish it was a lie. Here, watch it for yourself... https://www.facebook.com/ghanacelebrity/videos/1317195178311595/

Simple. "Sin no more" means, stop breaking God's commandments (1 John 3:4).

And "lest a worse thing come upon you" depicts the wrath of the enemy (Satan), having been rescued before by a superior authority (God), and then falling again through sin into his grip.

Clear now

Tantrum of an overfed buffoon. Such a sore loser...

UniQuegrACE:
rin pelu yansh

Yansh ke

Dude it's simple. Long distance relationship can't be sustained for long if something is done real fast to breach the gap.

So, it's either you come down to Nigeria or she visit you in Benin. If this is not done, you can as well say goodbye to whatever you two shared together.

Nothing could possibly be as provoking as the Buhari's government.
I tell you, it's a first class award winning pain in the arse.

Slaveman343:
But i don't live on the streets na. In my neighbourhood. If they can compliment other guys with seemingly lesser qualities. <Not bragging> Why is mine different?

You mean your neighbors do compliment others except you I see!

Now repeat after me: Any woman or man following me from my village, no mercy: die by fire!!!

Slaveman343:
None

And you honestly want to be complimented by a typical Nigerian girl in the street just like that

Oga for wetin na...

Slaveman343:
Yes i walk with my head up and that could be intimidating but i am not the ugliest guy either.

No hey you look smart, you look good, love your hair cut, love your confidence. They just ignore or pretend not to notice. Or give me this bitch look

Wetin i do na

Which of these do you have: G-wagon, Porsche, Ferrari

Two beautiful women. They're all good.

Fans Oh I see... his fellow thieves he meant.

I just love this woman. More power to you Linda.

Akanbibabatunde:
Why do nigerian girls act funny sometimes, most especially ibo girls .... They form at first and act like their dad is dangote, and moment they see you are a billionaire, they wanna hook you by the neck .. Just like this hour glass shaped girl from quilox last night .. She is in my kitchen preparing breakfast, acting like i know her from adam...and i have to attend church ... How do i get her out??

Discuss!!

No quarrel, no abuse... Am too rich to separate you
Lalasticlala front page!! Lets educate an average Naija girl....

Hmm. You mean you've already had enough of her and now in a hurry to dump her

If my imagination serves me right, you were actually begging her to come home with you. And now that she's there and her fruit probably pluck, her continued stay is now a taboo.

Oga wetin happened na

mofeoluwadassah:
A guy dat stare at a gals boobs wnt 2 flirt wit her.

Does that means I want us to tangle since I'm actually staring at yours right now

Op don go jammed transgender.

Jenny1010:
Who can tell me the meaning of that one finger raised by the man?

Looks like one that Oga sneaked out of his bed room to meet the maid.

On getting there, him be like: "ssshh... please don't shout my dear... lemme just do one round".

Are those on Facebook not humans
I can date and marry anywhere!

It's not enough to just say "witches & wizards" don't exist.
How did you arrived at this conclusion? Prove that they don't exist.

"Sex with a total stranger", and now this

Op, give me one reason why thunder mixed with small electricity should not fire you

This is quite an unfortunate and silly generalization.
Babes, my apologies on op's behalf. Na recession cause am o

I'm sorry guys, my love wouldn't covers those masquerading marks o.
Mbok, love get limit for my side jare

Okay, you asked why Simple. They have join badt gang...

Oga kilode na... May we begin dey weep for this your poem now