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Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by Splinz(m): 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2016

TheUmbra:
You all are making me wanting to go see the truckload of crap he wrote up there.

I've not read much and I'm picking holes already.... praying for 12 hours and speaking in tongues constituted 99% of their prayer time.... the poor boy was possessed by the deities from his father's village.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by Splinz(m): 7:58pm On Nov 25, 2016

Mimzyy:

No theory nor logical reasoning can ever deter people like me, having tasted and experience the power of God first hand.

Atheists can only fruitlessly spew their gigantic ignorance to deceive fellow ignoramuses, not me.

My advice to you is: Let he who thinks he stands watch it, lest he falls.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by Splinz(m): 7:45pm On Nov 25, 2016

Mimzyy:
Common. I follow HardMirror and tbh, I respect him a lot even though I frown at his stance about God. This is just shocking to me. I really don't know what to believe anymore.

What! You mean you actually believed him before huh

Oh c'mon... it means you're standing on shaking ground.

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Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Has One Of These Jobs, She Might Be Cheating On You. by Splinz(m): 7:35pm On Nov 25, 2016

Op you're right to some extent. The aforementioned jobs are ones which exposes one to an almost overwhelming influences. As such, there's a high probability to cheat.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Exposing Hardmirror. A Tale Of Two Mirrors by Splinz(m): 7:06pm On Nov 25, 2016

C'mon guys... no one should lost sleep over those deluded lot and their bunches of lies & nonsense.

HardMirror is in a chronic state of confusion and can't just help but spew gigantic lies here and there just to comfort his sorry self.

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Romance › Re: How To Get A Girl Addicted To You! by Splinz(m): 6:42pm On Nov 25, 2016

I've been getting them addicted with just one thing: earth shattering orgasm.

Romance › Re: Why You Should Marry A Yoruba Man by Splinz(m): 6:33pm On Nov 25, 2016

Well, though I'm no Yoruba. But, shout out to all my Yoruba's niggas. You guys rocks!

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Romance › Re: Why You Should Marry A Yoruba Man by Splinz(m): 6:27pm On Nov 25, 2016

Captainbells:
Where can I find one that lives in VGC? Willing to fly in every month to see me?
Won't cheat on me?
Baby mama free
Drug free
Honest source of income?
Laid back
Doesn't brag about his money in Quilox
Instagram drama free
Runs babes drama free?
No "H" factor, that's a turn off..
Highly educated

Deadline 31/12/16

Almost a perfectionist huh

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: He Went Back To His Ex. by Splinz(m): 5:54pm On Nov 25, 2016*

Blossom023:
Good morning, tired and hungry I am right now. but I need advice from mature minds, I can't keep it anymore.

I dated this guy for 2months ... we got into a heated argument and he broke up with me.. he sha came back the next day begging.. he asked me out again for like 3 months.. I told him I wasn't ready.. I liked him but I wasn't ready for commitment anymore. fast forward to 3 months later.. I heard he is talking with his ex again.. and mind you, this guy dated someone after me.. so I was like happy a bit that he had stopped disturbing me. Only for him to go back to his ex. the girl he dated before me.

And I'm sitting here like a fool.. I don't have a problem with him going back to his ex.. I just have a problem with what people will say.. please I need help on how to handle the issue.. I feel useless.. I thank God everyday sex wasn't involved. please advice me.

If there's a way to move this to front page? I'll be grateful.

If your only concern is what people will fucking say, then you really have no problem at all.

I mean, just how da heck will you allow whatever nonsense people will say rule your life huh

Damn what people will say and be glad for the riddance of a dog who went back to his vomit.

Romance › Re: My Encounter With A Peddler by Splinz(m): 5:38pm On Nov 25, 2016

Hmm.

Romance › Re: She Insist I Must Send Her Tfare Before Visit by Splinz(m): 3:14pm On Nov 25, 2016

I no blame you my brother. We know how this recession dey do you for body... cheesy

Cucuma put the visit on voicemail till further notice... grin

Romance › Re: How Do I Woo A Girl That Just Freindzoned Me. by Splinz(m): 3:08pm On Nov 25, 2016

Didn't you just say she "friend zone" you huh

That simply means she's not intimately interested in you!

So you see, there's no magic here except perhaps in the future, she may develop feelings for you. But for now, you simply have to keep to your boundary...

Christianity Etc › Re: Our Parents Were Stupid by Splinz(m): 2:52pm On Nov 25, 2016

Indeed, your parents were/are very stupid! No wonder you're also a slowpoke.

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Events › Re: Best Day Of My Life........My Wedding Photos by Splinz(m): 2:36pm On Nov 25, 2016

After tasting Afang, Edikangikong, Oha, Okro etc, my nigga don finally settled down with Ekusi soup... cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You View A Guy That Does This? by Splinz(m): 2:28pm On Nov 25, 2016

Why da heck will a man buy sanitary pad in whatever guise? Abi him anus don dey leak huh

Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Married Lady. Should I Tell Her? Matured advice please by Splinz(m): 1:42pm On Nov 25, 2016

How can you desired- covet your neighbor's wife huh

We know that this persuasion is not of God. It is the lust of the flesh, kill it before it destroys you!

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Romance › Re: Mood Swings by Splinz(m): 11:47am On Nov 25, 2016

Mood swings isn't applicable to girls alone. I do experienced it often too.
And understanding a person's mood saves one lots of troubles.

Romance › Re: How Will You Know A Virgin Man ? Is Virginity Meant For Ladies Alone ? by Splinz(m): 11:36am On Nov 25, 2016

Jenny1010:
you will know through their pee pee . a virgin boy when peeing , has a straight thin line urine While a disvirgin guy's pee is in sprinkle-like form.

Dont ask me how i know

Chaiii... No need asking. It is a wealth of experience from a guru in matters of the groin region. Well done o

Romance › Re: Help! I Fall In Love Easily by Splinz(m): 11:23am On Nov 25, 2016

I perceived that you're unlearned in the act of relationship.
Relationship rule 1: Thou shall love a woman with your head and not your heart.

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Romance › Re: Searching 4 A Luv by Splinz(m): 11:09am On Nov 25, 2016

Nkyuzobest:
hw can someone get a true luver

A lot of things is involved, of which perception plays a crucial role.

What is your life like- how do men perceived you huh

In all, simply live life as one worthy of true love. And in due time, love will find you.

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Romance › Re: See What I Did To A 5yr Old by Splinz(m): 10:58am On Nov 25, 2016

Attention seeker spotted. Fortunately enough, op has gotten his five minute fame. Enjoy...

Romance › Re: 'my Brother-in-law Raped My 8-yr-old Daughter' by Splinz(m): 10:52am On Nov 25, 2016

Madam Nora just what do you wonna hear again, or is the rape of your beloved daughter not excruciating enough?!

Now go on at once and get that bastard incarcerated for life!

Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Gov. Aregbesola Celebrates 6 Years Of His Administration by Splinz(m): 10:24am On Nov 25, 2016

Celebrating six years of emptiness!

Politics › Re: Military Needs To Take Over For Two To 3 Years To Reform Nigeria-robert Clarke by Splinz(m): 10:22am On Nov 25, 2016

If military take over is all this man can think of, then he needs to immediately crawl back to whatever hole he came out from.

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Romance › Re: Help by Splinz(m): 9:49am On Nov 25, 2016

Every spirit of sugar mummy that is tormenting your life, no mercy: die by fire!!!

Romance › Re: Accident Victim Shares Selfie After An Accident by Splinz(m): 9:44am On Nov 25, 2016

And the craze for social media attention goes on...

Romance › Re: A Lady Turned Gay In The Bed Room by Splinz(m): 9:38am On Nov 25, 2016

There's always a first time. So next time, just enjoy yourself. And kindly inform me when you run out of lubricant...

Romance › Re: Lets Have Fun! by Splinz(m): 9:27am On Nov 25, 2016

Right now, I don't even know who lie most between Lie Mohammed and Op. I'm befuddled...

Romance › Re: I Want To Go On A Date With A Random Guy Here!! by Splinz(m): 9:10am On Nov 25, 2016

pweetixandy:
okay..I know its a little strange but, I just want to go on a date. I've not been on one in years. I don't want someone who will start asking me why, or whatever. let's just see a movie, have a good time, laugh and go our separate ways. I won't ask you about your personal life and you won't ask about mine. We go see a movie at Ozone cinemas or filmhouse, I pay for my popcorn and tickets, you pay for yours. we could fix a date this week or whenever you got time. pls, if u are below 28, go and sleep. And oh, no pictures, let's surprise each other! Just quote me if interested. Lagos peeps only!

okay, maybe we can exchange pictures. since no one wants to go on a date with someone missing an ear or smthn. lol, I can't believe the responses I've been getting. o lord!

Kindly brief this house when you're back from your date.

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Splinz(m): 9:07am On Nov 25, 2016

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, do you like my profile photo?[/color]

Sweet sweet... I like am jare. No mind those bad belle people upandan.

Romance › Re: South African In Seek Of Nigerian Husband by Splinz(m): 12:59am On Nov 25, 2016

Wezma:
Hi All,

I was wondering what are the chances of finding a good husband on this platform. I am single and looking to settle down with a decent MAN.

Please no chance takers because I am very sincere.

Chances are very slim here.

Good luck!

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