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Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 10:04pm On Nov 06, 2016
shadeyinka:
A wise man is he who studies and digests what he doesn't understand before he makes a final conclusion!
Only if the wise man truly acted in ignorance, which in this case has not been proven- the wise man conclusion has not been proven wrong!
Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 9:57pm On Nov 06, 2016
shadeyinka:
What do you tell a primary school student who sincerely asks for the derivation of the Schrödinger wave equation?

Wait till you finish secondary school!
On the contrary, not when my reputation is at stake.

If such a pupil tries to bring my reputation to a disrepute, I'd have to not just furnish such an 'insolent' child with the answer he seeks, but also expose his ignorance for daring his superior.

So you see brother, such a child must not be allowed to go scot free, lest he goes about spreading the news of his teacher's incompetency.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady With Four Fingers Cause Twitter Meltdown... (photos) by Splinz(m): 8:04pm On Nov 06, 2016
Idydarling:
girl sold her little finger for a pie ☺ ☺ ☺
Ehhuh

Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 8:00pm On Nov 06, 2016
analice107:
You dont need to believe any of it, so don't bother.
Very well then. Fiction it remains.......
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 7:57pm On Nov 06, 2016
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twosquare:
Hahahahahahahaha....so, you expect me to engage you as you spittle venom all over the place...don't feel bitter dear, I don't know who did some things to you but I can sense that bitterness just coming....peace be with you...ire oo
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SMH

Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 7:55pm On Nov 06, 2016
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Gboyee4fun:
stop acting like kid Mr man
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Ironically, you're the baby here. How else can one described a person who's devoid of even what babies can sing together in their so-called Sunday classes? SMH

Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 7:46pm On Nov 06, 2016
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Gboyee4fun:
when you are done speaking foolishly... go into your room and pray..if truly you have been baptist with the Holy ghost, you eye will opened.
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I heard MFM are good in deliverance. So, you can as well go there for deliverance from that "spirit of error" and spare us your nonsense!
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 7:43pm On Nov 06, 2016
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twosquare:
Just what I need. When you are ready to learn the truth, you know how to contact me, and in your very eyes you shall see when these things start to manifest.
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Very lame. You don't know jack, my dear. I've already put forth a challenge, lets do it here for the benefit of all.

Of course you can't afford to be disgraced more than you've already been hit. So, you can as well go hide your face in shame......
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 7:36pm On Nov 06, 2016
Gboyee4fun:
hmm too quick to condemn.... and you have really studied your bible.....mind you THE CHURCH has a lots of disgraces before that by God's grace those that encounter the real truth will stands to correct...

thanks for your verdict..
Too quick to condemnhuh Let it be known that you brought condemnation on yourself when you blatantly failed to retrace your steps in light of the truth!

Without mincing words, I can confidently declare that there's no new revelation anywhere that has not already been reveal to the Church of God. Not to talk of one that fails woefully in light of biblical truths!

One thing I'd never bypass is to let people like you propagate such nonsense in the name of knowledge.
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 6:54pm On Nov 06, 2016
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Gboyee4fun:
stop making empty noise....instead go into your room and pray, pray that you eye of understanding be opened....free yourself from religious mentality and worship God in spirit and in truth....discerning mind..believed it or not you lack it.
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Again, my verdict: You're a disgrace to the Church.
Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 6:44pm On Nov 06, 2016
shadeyinka:
Its not necessary.
Youay choose to consult Nostradamus is it helps you
You mean you can't do it, you don't know? Anyways, you can as well call on anyone who's competent enough to come forward.
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 6:38pm On Nov 06, 2016
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Gboyee4fun:
lol, by quoting bible for you?....if greater is He that is in you than He that is in me, then the challenge should be let meet face to face to test the spirit instead of blasphemy in your ignorance....that's how matured Christian behave
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Obviously, you're completely devoid of even the simplest of biblical truths, and this much is evident to all discerning minds. It will do you a lot of good if you stop forthwith from bringing the body of Christ into disrepute.

Yes, put that silly ego aside and learn! Such blatant displayed of ignorance!
Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 6:17pm On Nov 06, 2016
analice107:
So it's Fiction right?
Well, for now it remains fiction until proven otherwise. I'm calling for that proof that I may be shamed. Will you put me to shamehuh
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 6:13pm On Nov 06, 2016
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Gboyee4fun:
see ignorant Christian, doctrine of demons...lol..its not your fault, go and do more study on your bible...especially spiritual meaning of each word you can quote...I don't have much to discuss with you because you are baby feeding on the milk of the word.....evil doctrine as if it denied Christ....religious Christian sha....Go and learn what FAITH IS
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Typical gibberish from one who has been hit hard with biblical facts. So far, you can't even back up your fictitious claims with even a single biblical verse. I challenge you to prove your delusion if you truly know your right from left!

Bunch of misguided fellows!
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m):
twosquare:

If we are to be like Christ Jesus in every area, then it is not mistaken to conquer death in the flesh like He did.
What fallacy! How can you maliciously or ignorantly assert that "Jesus conquered death in the flesh", in other word, He never diedhuh Certainly, this persuasion is not of God! For the scripture expressly says , "......that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures, that he was buried, that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures, and that he appeared to Cephas, then to the twelve" (1 Corinthians 15:3-5). This is the truth! And whatever spirit at work in you is definitely the "spirit of error!".

Believe it or not, by the will of the FATHER, His children are not meant to die, and God has provided a way out of 'physical death' for those who believe in the Way, but we Christians are not learning it or living it out yet.
Interesting. Kindly furnish us with scriptural proofs of this way that the Father has provided to exempt us from ever dying. I want to see where immortality was bestowed on man.

Yes, some can die by persecution or given to the sword, that is different...but Jesus wants to produce a breed of Believers who shall conquer death physically and be changed into immortality- because we have become like Him in every area. For we shall not all fall asleep...it is truly a mystery.
Yes, it is true that at the "last trump", the resurrected saints and those alive during His coming will be "changed" from mortals to immortals (1 Corinthians 15:52-54). This is the only time God has promised to give immortality (everlasting life) to man!

That it is said that "we shall not all fall asleep" is common sense that indeed, not everyone will die when Christ returns. However, this doesn't in anyway suggest or means that those still alive at His coming at immortals! Ironically, this is a mystery to you!

We have ancestors that skipped death. I can mention names...Enoch, Melchizedek, Elijah, and even Jesus (he 'died', woke up again and remained the same 33 yr old man forever- this one is spectacular), and some others in the old covenant who the Scriptures did not mention their names but are in God's count.
Wrong! None of those you've mentioned skipped death in any way, and I'd prove it.

For example, Elijah. Lets examine Elijah. II Kings 2:1 states, “And it came to pass, when the LORD would take up Elijah into heaven by a whirlwind, that Elijah went with Elisha from Gilgal.” Verse 11 continues, “And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.”

Throughout the Bible, the word “heaven” is used to describe three locations: First, there is the atmosphere that envelops the earth; this is the first heaven. Next, the vast regions of outer space are collectively referred to as “heaven,” or “the heavens”; this is the second heaven. Finally, the location of God’s throne is specifically called “the third heaven” by Paul (II Cor. 12:2).

We already know that no human being has ascended into ­heaven—­to God’s throne in the third ­heaven (John 3:13). Therefore, only two possibilities remain for Elijah: outer space or the earth’s atmosphere. Since human beings cannot breathe in space, Elijah must have been taken up into the atmosphere. Clearly, this is the only logical alternative.

Different from Enoch, the evidence is that Elijah was taken to another location on earth, where he lived the rest of his life. Consider further proof. A few years after he had been taken away, Elijah wrote a letter to Jehoram, king of Judah, rebuking him for not following God as his father Jehoshaphat did (II Chron. 21:12). Only people on Earth send letters!

So, what Gboyee4fun said is not a new thing or strange....they are things we should be eating like akara in the morning. In fact, what we are learning now is not what we ought to learn, we still have a long way to go, and anytime God showed me a speck of His plan for the family of the end, I can't but fall at His feet and worship Him. Don't think it is a joke if God is saying the glory of the latter rain shall be better than the former. He meant it. It means the Believers of the end will enter a state where their body will change by the reason of the Glory that excelleth. If Enoch, Melchizedek, Elijah before the testament Jesus revealed, were able to skipped death by the will of God, then we that have been empowered with the grace of the Lord should do more than them. We will not just partake of the fruit from the Tree of Life, we will enter the courts of El Shaddai. No one will LEARN the Lord and not be like the LORD. No one will (want to) be like El Elyon and still respond to DEATH. There is a reason they lived long enough in the beginning of days. Open those eyes, open.
You and Gboyee4fun are propagating "doctrine of demons!" And like I did advised your fellow misguided peddler of this nonsense, avail yourself of a good teacher, and please, stop this evil doctrine forthwith!
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Plant The Tree Of Knowledge Of Good And Evil In The Garden Of Eden? by Splinz(m): 2:49pm On Nov 06, 2016
freeradical:
This your unbelief has gradually metamorphosed into spiteful hate and dont you think it is awkward hating what u believe doesn't exist smiley
He is a restless and pitiable soul. Pray for him if you can...
Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 2:43pm On Nov 06, 2016
analice107:
Immediately after Rapture.

United Nation will convene trying to explain to the world what just happened. Thats where the Man of Sin will begin his Ministry by proffering solutions to what shd be done next. His words will be licked up by all.

As prophecy goes, he'll assume the leadership of the UN and rule from there. In his peaceful years (3&half), he will indeed win the hearts of the people great and small.

Adolf Hitler will be a work in the Park when it comes to Oratory. With words he will melt hearts and make u fall in love.

Men will literary slap others who speak ill of him. He shall be a charmer.

He will rebuild Babylon and move the UN's HQ to
Babylon.

Above all Nations, he will favour Israel the most. He will help them built their temple.

The Muslims wont know what to do with him. The guy is just going to be very Sweet until he gets opposed.

The opposition will come from his seemingly favourite Nation, Israel. Thats because he will assume authority over their most Hallowed Temple, sit on a throne and declare to be worshiped by all as God.
They will cast him out as an impostor, Trouble will break out. Revelation 12 will kick into fulfillment.

Before now, the Gentile/Church dispensation (Which comes with the Grace for salvation) has been closed for the gentles, but opened to the Jews. Its at this point that the Jews will recognise and declare YASHUWA, as their Messiah.

Prior to this time, the Mark will be voluntary, but from this point on, the Mark will determine your survival.
No one will be forced to take it, but if you do not have it, stay home. No buying, no selling, no Medical care, nothing.


There shall be One Arm Force, One security operatives, One Religion, One currency which shall have no name.

Money shall no longer be identified by Dolloars or Pounds, it shall be in the Card. money in the Card has no name.

Wealth will mean nothing without the Mark, for the ONE WORLD ORGANIZATION shall completely take over the system.
Now they are in charge, but at least still allow us access, it will be different then.

Trouble is are coming people.

There shall be no escape. Death will be far, i mean suicide. The Will power to commit suicide will be taken away from us. Men will desire to die, but death will run from them.

Thank God, the left behinds who will believe shall only suffer persecution in Satans hands, but will be Sealed so that the woes that God will release on the ungodly wont hurt them.

And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
Revelation:9:6

Anyone who listens to the atheists deceivers shd pray that they be dead before then.


BELIEVERS, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, DO NOT TAKE THE MARK, If you are left behind.
Hmm. Sis analice, this is really an interesting piece of fiction.

I have perused the entire Bible, and have never come across any word that even come close to "rapture", nor an event that even remotely suggest that there comes a time when some people will disappeared or fly into the sky.

Nevertheless, I'd give you the benefit of doubt. Please, kindly furnish me with detailed biblical proofs of your claims. Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 7:46am On Nov 06, 2016
TI1919:
The bible school will not make you know the bible. You wrote very well but on this part you are out of line.

Gboyen4fun I like your Zeal, but you should take correction about physical death which you wrote am not talking denominations and whatever you're trying to say there when you quote me, neither am I claiming superiority of knowledge that will be foolish thing for me to do.
I know, brother. Having failed to grasped basic truth as concerning death, it is obvious that he (Gboyee4fun) need a teacher/guidance of some sort, which is why I sarcastically recommended a bible institute.

Nowhere does the scripture even remotely suggest that a Christian ought not to taste death once, which even the Master Himself tasted, so that in all things He may have preeminence (Colossians 1:cool.

Again, the scripture expressly talked of those who "slept (died) in the Lord" (1 Thessalonians 4:15). Such nonsense by the Op is a direct attack on this truth.

In effect, he's claiming immortality which according to scripture is inherent in God alone! (1 Timothy 6:16).

I still repeat, Gboyee4fun should stop further embarrassment of the Church of God.
Christianity EtcRe: A Real Christian Ought Not To Die by Splinz(m): 5:44am On Nov 06, 2016
Mr Gboyee4fun. Ordinarily, one doesn't need to respond to this bunch of nonsense. But for the sake of 'babies' in the faith, this trash must be rebuked!

The scripture says that "all men have an appointment with death once..." (Hebrews 9:27). For this singular truth alone, it can be concluded that this 'strange' writing of yours is nothing but a product inspired by what is called the "spirit of error". Or better still, it could be described as a "fiction of imagination" spurs by too much watching of Hollywood movies on immortality.

Here's my verdict: You are urge to henceforth desist from making further mockery of the body of Christ, and proceed immediately on atleast six(6) months extensive Bible study at any competent bible institute around. Please, adhere to these instructions and save us all the embarrassment. Thanks
PoliticsRe: How Goodluck Jonathan Landed Nigeria In Recession. by Splinz(m): 6:06pm On Nov 05, 2016
ba7man:
What do you have to say about the lootings listed above?

Don't you think it's enough to ground Africa's largest economy?....... Or you believe there's no connection between the lootings and shortage of forex and cash in the Nigerian economy.
The fictitious amount you've listed above is nothing but a fiction of the peddlers imagination.

This recession is caused by non other than that failure personified of a man from Daura, his permanent estate where he's needed to rear his unproductive cows.
PoliticsRe: Only People Who Love Hunger Will vote For Jonathan In 2015- Prof Osinbajo by Splinz(m): 4:45pm On Nov 05, 2016
Prof Osubande, that imaginary hunger you saw in Johnathan's government is today haunting you, and will continue to haunt you and your clueless c-in-c out of power!
PoliticsRe: Checkout Gov Okorocha's Outfit As 'Danjikan' Sokoto At Sultan's 10th Anniversary by Splinz(m): 4:23pm On Nov 05, 2016
Isn't that why he's called "Okoroawusa"? Such a clown!
Christianity EtcRe: 666: Reasons Why You Will Take The Mark Of The Beast! by Splinz(m): 1:53pm On Nov 05, 2016
Bro shadeyinka, your analysis and presentation of what you feel is the mark of the beast, is to say the least, a laughable one.

Ironically, you've already received the mark of the beast, though done unwittingly, yes! Not just you alone but those called "churchianity", not Christianity.

This is one lengthy topic which I have no time to break it down at this time. However, if you or anyone else is interested in learning more, send me a PM.
Christianity EtcRe: Ok, We Have Heard You Now Show Us The Fire. by Splinz(m): 12:57pm On Nov 05, 2016
felixomor:
These self proclaimed "atheists" are funnu sha.
Get burned out on one thread, they open another thread in seconds.

Na so the matter dey hot?
grin
They claimed to have peace of mind and freed from the shackles of religion. Yet, their soul & body is tied to it—they talked, eat, think and sing religion!

Bunch of deluded and pitiable souls.......
Christianity EtcRe: It's Official: God does not exist by Splinz(m): 3:39pm On Nov 04, 2016
hahn:
Actually, god shows favoritism and that is why it is god of Israel and not god of Africa. That is why it could kill women and children in Sodom and Gommorrah and not punish Lot for sleeping with his daughters etc. Read your bible for more stories



Blah blah blah. If you decide to be a slave. Fine. Dragging me into it is an outright arrogant display of ignorance.



Use your brain bro. It is not there for decoration
You're beginning to get cocky, and I may not dignify you with a response again.

Telling me to use my brain is an insult taken too far, since in all ramification, you're the least qualified person for me to seek advice.

You have your beliefs and express same, I also do same. I never cursed nor abuse you for believing whatever suits your belly, but simply expressed my own views which you're at liberty to accept or civilly ignored.

So bro, you don't go about using derogatory statement on people simply because they don't subscribe to your own belief system. It speaks of immaturity, insecurity and intolerance.
PoliticsRe: Plots Underway To Tarnish My Image - Magu, EFCC Chair by Splinz(m): 2:56pm On Nov 04, 2016
Shut da Bleep up! You got no reputation to protect. Bunch of sanctimonious thieves!

Christianity EtcRe: It's Official: God does not exist by Splinz(m): 1:56pm On Nov 04, 2016
hahn:
Yippee! No need for your god then. You have just proven your god is useless and unnecessary cheesy grin



Lol. Not only atheists bro. Do not forget everyone who does not believe in your version of sky daddy which includes muslims, buddhists, scientologists, etc.

But it's all good. Your god is still useless and unnecessary cheesy
On the contrary, dear brother. I've proven that God shows no favoritism but blesses every good deed. This God who created ALL THINGS and by His will they exist and were created, is certainly worthy to receive glory and honor (Rev 4:11). Now, where you as His creation thinks otherwise and decides not to give Him glory, then I can't sit in judgement over such a decision, since He who created all things also said He will judge all and convict them of all their ungodly acts (Jude 1:15). So bro, I hands off this matter.
PoliticsRe: Buhari: My Government Not Responsible For Recession by Splinz(m): 12:33am On Nov 04, 2016
Apparently, this ancestor doesn't want to take responsibilities. Perhaps, we also need to bat him on the back for a job well done. Silly!
Christianity EtcRe: It's Official: God does not exist by Splinz(m): 11:51pm On Nov 03, 2016
hahn:
What about work without faith? What about someone who works and does not believe in your god?
Absolutely fine, brother. You see, that you're an unbeliever doesn't cuts you off from God's blessings, since "He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the just and on the unjust" (Matthew 5:45).

Understand that God is a rewarder of good deeds. He says man must sweat for his food (Genesis 3:19) and forbade bread to a lazy man (2 Thessalonians 3:10).

So here's the point. As long as you go out there to work for your daily bread, whether you believe in God or not, your blessings is sure! Why? Because you've done what is required of you!

However, as a believer, it is impossible to please God without faith, since he who comes to Him must believe that He exist (Hebrews 11:6). It is this faith that is atheists stumbling block.
PoliticsRe: APC Crisis Extends To Its UK Branch by Splinz(m): 8:11pm On Nov 03, 2016
Every evil broom that is against the progress of this country, no mercy: die by fire!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Finally! Buhari’s Minister Applauds Goodluck Jonathan On Economy by Splinz(m): 8:00pm On Nov 03, 2016
Madam Zainab, come out of the subtle endorsement of the PDP government and just give it to them. Simple, PDP is the bomb in governance!

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