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Christianity EtcRe: Which Other Human Did Cain Marry? by Splinz(m): 2:29pm On Nov 20, 2016
GrizzlyBear:
The burden of proof rests with you. My default position to fairy tales is disbelief. And this disbelief was reinforced when christians like yourself openly attested to the fact that the creation story and proceeding stories are allegorical and not literal.

So please, prove to me that Adam, Eve and Cain existed. And while you are at it, also tell me why you don't believe that the figures in our African myths which we all studied in our GSTs in 100 level, didn't exist.
Prove what exactlyhuh I never made any claim, you did! Since you believe in your head that these figures are fairy tales, prove it to me that perhaps, I may also learn of what is real and unreal!

And please, stop the habit of making fallacious statements. Where did I discuss with you my belief or disbelief in African mythshuh
Christianity EtcRe: Which Other Human Did Cain Marry? by Splinz(m): 1:50pm On Nov 20, 2016
GrizzlyBear:
Stop dwelling on Jewish myths. Channel your mind to real, productive questions. Cain never existed, neither did his brother or parents.
Can you prove the bold statement, or you're simply drooling in ignorance as usualhuh Prove that these people never existed.
RomanceRe: My Experience With A "Church" Girl by Splinz(m): 1:16pm On Nov 20, 2016
Someone please, what's this op blabbing abouthuh
RomanceRe: Conversation With A Female Friend Who Just Got Proposed To(pics) by Splinz(m): 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2016
That's what happen when you're dating a gold-digger.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men So Attracted To Women's Breast? by Splinz(m): 12:53pm On Nov 20, 2016
Captainbells:
And you think girls don't like it when men suck the hell out of the boobs? cheesy

One time I was on a date with this guy and he was talking all these "getting to know" bullshit..
I was just thinking of when dude will start pressing my boobs!!
Have you finish lyinghuh

Christianity EtcRe: Indeed! This Is The Last Time. The Breakdown Of Luke 21:25-27 by Splinz(m): 12:37pm On Nov 20, 2016
MrPresident1:
You just wait and see. This one is the real prophecy. You are the one who is most definitely wrong not to believe inspite of the abundance of evidence and clues. You have not watched as the master commanded.
You really think you know prophecies that muchhuh

Also take this to the bank: Obama will hand over to Trump without any hitch.
RomanceRe: See The Real Reasons Women Scream During S.ex, No 4 Will Shock You by Splinz(m): 12:27pm On Nov 20, 2016
StarBukola:
girls used it as a means of encouragement to make him feel manly ,like he is in control. Nigeria guys know only to satisfy themselves, they careless about what there partner is feeling. the erotic sound make guys b on 3g or 4g,esp if her mouth is doing all the work on it.
I disagree with the bold, you can't generalize it. Have I Bleep you for you to come to this conclusionhuh
RomanceRe: See The Real Reasons Women Scream During S.ex, No 4 Will Shock You by Splinz(m): 12:22pm On Nov 20, 2016
Softcurls:
What if I am not enjoying it... or I'm sore or I need to go to work ect....
Then in such cases, it isn't because I'm not doing my job well.
RomanceRe: See The Real Reasons Women Scream During S.ex, No 4 Will Shock You by Splinz(m): 10:49am On Nov 20, 2016
Softcurls:
To make him cum faster so he can stop lipsrsealed
I guess this is only applicable to those who don't know the act of love making.

Cos in my own case, you wouldn't be in such a hurry to send me off riding, after giving you multiple earth shattering orgasm.
Christianity EtcRe: Much Prayer And Holy Sacrifices: Which Penetrates Heaven Faster? by Splinz(m): 10:35am On Nov 20, 2016
Mediator97:
HAPPY SUNDAY TO ALL MY FOLLOW NAIRALANDERS.
I bring to you the Christian question for the week.

Christians believes so much in prayers. Many believe that its a pastors ability to pray well that leads to the immediate response from heaven which follows his prayers.
Some others also believe that its not just the ability to pray well but the ability to attach your prayer with a substance (sacrifice) like fasting, abstaining, being in holy covenant with God and so on that makes ones prayer easily answerable.

QUESTION:
Which among these two makes one prayer to be quickly answered?
ABILITY TO PRAY WELL or ABILITY TO SACRIFICE?
Neither "much prayers" nor "holy sacrifices".

Here's the thing: RIGHTEOUSNESS! (James 5:16).
Christianity EtcRe: Sabbath Day Confusion by Splinz(m): 9:39am On Nov 20, 2016
mii4u:
Ur day of worship is ur sabbath day, in other words, everyday is a sabbath day cos everyday is supposed to be kept holy.
Really dear!??

Please go ahead and proof it according to scriptures. Share this understanding.
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Sinner Go For Evangelism ? by Splinz(m): 9:32am On Nov 20, 2016
lepasharon:
Keep ur religion to urself
Fine, religion aside.
I like you.
RomanceRe: Recession- Girl Coming To My Place For Noddles.need Your Advice Guys. by Splinz(m): 8:37am On Nov 20, 2016
iamharkinwaley:
Recession- Girl Coming To My Place For Noodles...Need Your Advice Guys...
I school in Benin Republic, rented an apartment not to far from my school, most of my time going to school am always seeing this prettie babe in uniform also going to her school and sometimes when am returning I see her to. I won't lie to you guys,since I saw her have always want to approach her and then the opportunity came when I went to get some ingredients I will use for my cooking. Saw her at a distance greeting a woman,I stood at the front of the shop I want to get my ingredients coz I know she will pass very soon,getting to my side I called her,greeted her
she responded well and we exchanged WhatsApp contact...
I msg her after two days,telling her I like her,want us to be in a relationship and blah blah....She will reply using some funny Smiley's and then send Thanks,this I did for days with same reply.OK may be she doesn't like me so I stopped chatting with her but one thing is that if I passed her house to get something's and she See's me,she's ready to stop me for a chat, seat me down,ask me something's about me which I honestly reply to. Am now wondering that online she act funny but when she sees me she acts cool. Now the main thing is emergency bought me to Nigeria days ago which I told her before I left,on my return I couldn't bring much things coz things are hard @ home. This babe saw me the next day and was like want did I bring for her ? I remembered I bought half pack of Golden Penny noodles which I told her I brought. I chat her up that night telling her how I feel about her and blah blah but yet she still gave me those funny replies so I was like this girl won't allow me into her life and I will still give her my noodles which I struggled to bring from naija to benin so I concluded in myself that I won't give her nor chat her up again.All of a sudden I saw her msg yesterday asking for her noodles which I replied her telling her to come to my apartment to get it......Now guys she's coming today for the noodles but hasn't agree to date me even if she agree I can't just give her the noodles like that coz she might take the noodles and forget me, am thinking of entering her if she comes.So guys have you find yourself in a situation like this?If yes how do you go about it? Were you able to enter her ? mature advice pls and am sorry for the long epistle.
Give her the damn noodles even if she no gree give you puna.

C'mon... Everything must not be Bleep, Bleep, Bleep all the time!
PoliticsRe: Achebe Center Moves To Block Buhari’s $29.9bn Loan Bid •writes World Bank by Splinz(m): 8:04am On Nov 20, 2016
If Buhari couldn't prudently use what was left by his predecessor but squandered everything on useless trips; If Buhari can't make use of the trillions of naira in TSA and trillions of recovered loot; how can anyone be convinced now that Buhari will be able to use this loan wellhuh

No way! He can't mortgage generations unborn when he's probably gone, never to suffer for it.
RomanceRe: Black Is Beautiful,what Is Your Take On This Pic. by Splinz(m): 7:42am On Nov 20, 2016
Quite astonishing. It's certainly unlike anything I've ever seen.

All the same, black is beautiful.
RomanceRe: Girls Is 5inches Enough For U by Splinz(m): 10:04pm On Nov 19, 2016
Op, you don't get it.

Satisfying a woman in bed has nothing to do with dick size, it's all about understanding the act of love making.

That you're able to penetrate a woman doesn't mean you know how to make love. Even with a 0.5inch dick, you can still give her an earth shattering orgasm.
FamilyRe: Please,help My Brother by Splinz(m): 7:09pm On Nov 19, 2016
Op, you've done well in seeking for help. Now, furnish us with all relevant evidences as concerning this matter.

We'd only take you serious when you're serious too. Report back to this house when you have proofs to authenticate your story.
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Ruling The World. by Splinz(m): 5:15pm On Nov 19, 2016
uchkochi:
WHO IS RULING THE WORLD? (A MUST READ)

Many people think that it is the devil that is ruling the world, it is not true, he was when Adam fell by disobedience, but Jesus took that leadership from him through His death, burial and resurrection. Others believe that it is God that is ruling the world. This is also not true. God is not ruling the world, Man is the one ruling the world. God gave the earth to man to have dominion over it, that assignment still stands.

It is true that the devil is the god of this world, 2nd Corinthians 4:4. But this "world" does not mean the earth space as in location, it means worldliness, that is SIN. The devil is the god of worldliness or sin. God owns the earth. Psalm 24:1. But He is not ruling it, He is only ruling the CHURCH.

It appears evil is prevailing on the earth today because there are more evil people than good people. The devil knows that it is man that is ruling the earth, so he manipulates, entices and controls men that have rejected the LORDSHIP of Jesus Christ to cause problems. On the other hand, God expects the church to rule the world. Revelations 5:10. He has made us Kings and Priests that we can reign on the earth. We are the light of the world and the salt of the earth. The only hope for the world today is the CHURCH. Men and Women, boys and girls have to start taking their place. I see the church of Jesus lifted up above every thing on the earth and nations flowing into it in the precious name of Jesus Christ.
Sorry sir, this thread at its best is a very laughable & ridiculous one.

I mean, how you manage to misinterpret and catapult some scriptures into this piece has left me befuddled.

Now according to you, the word "world" has got a new definition (please do well to add it in the dictionary), which is "worldliness, i.e, sin".

Reallyhuh

But looking at Rev. 12:9, we see that "Satan deceives the whole world". So then, according to this new definition of the word "world" as championed by you, can we also correctly paraphrase this understanding in Revelation as "Satan deceives the whole 'worldliness, i.e, deceives sin'"huh
PoliticsRe: REVEALED: How I Saved Nigeria’s Economy – CBN Governor by Splinz(m): 4:33pm On Nov 19, 2016
Really! You mean we should roll out drums and sing your praises because your policies has brought us into recessionhuh
RomanceRe: Pictures Of 18 Year Old Gay Lagos Boy Trending Online by Splinz(m): 4:13pm On Nov 19, 2016
Someone should tell this boy sey I no want vex.

RomanceRe: This Cocunmba Will Marvel You (pic)!!!!.... Warning highly erotic by Splinz(m): 11:49am On Nov 19, 2016
What! Government must as a matter of urgency place an embargo on this breed of cucumber, in fact, all cucumbers. I also implore all men to rise up, else, cucumber will render all DICKSON'S useless... cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: 11 Things Men Do That Keep Women Falling In Love by Splinz(m): 7:25am On Nov 19, 2016
Hmm. You guys wouldn't kill me with unending list of wants. SMH
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Is Going Crazy!!!.... Please Help... by Splinz(m): 7:10am On Nov 19, 2016
pinkycute:
My kind of person.... I hate to be in any form of competition with any body!!!... Especially when it comes to guys!


Well, For the past few months now, I've discover that my boyfriend has been chatting with almost all the females on his Facebook. Okay! I have his Facebook password, So I've been logging on it, time to time, but never bother to check his messenger. So yesterday, i decided to login, to see what's going on there. Because for some time now, my boyfriend has been acting funny. Well, to my greatest surprised embarassed my boyfriend has almost chatted with all his female friends on his Facebook cry and the funniest thing is that, some of these girls will even tell my boyfriend that, he has a girlfriend and her pics is on his Facebook wall and my so called boyfriend will be like "Yeah i do have a girlfriend and I love her" but I just wanna be your friend Or more than....

Like seriously guys! Who on earth does that? Really!..... I don't know what he wants from those girls but whatsoever his plans his. Am not comfortable with that, and am so so confused and mad right now! Infact" am beginning to lose interest on him and I don't think I can trust him again....


Please guys! Help me embarassed what will i do huh...


Well, I've confronted him today but what he's saying isn't making sense to me.

Please i need advice on how to deal with this issue at hand... I still love him!
My dear, you're too young to die of heart attack now.

Please, stay away from his messages and save yourself lots of troubles.
Jokes EtcRe: Disadvantage Of Dating A Skinny Girl. by Splinz(m): 2:17am On Nov 19, 2016
C'mon guys... this is unfair na. My lepa gonna feel bad.
CelebritiesRe: Tekno Gushes About His Love For Genevieve Nnaji, Fans React(pics) by Splinz(m): 1:52am On Nov 19, 2016
All these small boys been crushing on aunty Jenny... Shey them no dey fear ni?
Christianity EtcRe: Was The 4th Commandment Abolished After Christ's Death?(a secret about sabbath). by Splinz(m): 3:49pm On Nov 18, 2016
NatureBoy91:
Abolishing fold as you mentioned. Note that I am not judging but the bible is there for teaching, reproving and to correct. If you fail to keep the seventh day sabbath holy and by keeping it on the first day, you have ignorantly abolished the 4th commandment.
They'd tell you the first day of the week is kept because Christ resurrected on Sunday (false; Christ didn't resurrect on sunday. Even if He did, where & when did He said the Sabbath should be change to sunday?). Or they'd say "You know, we're no longer under the law but grace. So it doesn't matter which day you keep". And the list goes on...

I tell you. They're nothing but children of lawlessness- unrighteousness (Rom. 7:12).
PoliticsRe: Is The Buhari Administration Confused, Forgetful Or Dishonest? By Reno Omokri by Splinz(m): 11:15am On Nov 18, 2016
I would say it is a combination of all these traits.
Frankly speaking, this government sucks!
Christianity EtcRe: Do Christians Actually Read The Bible? by Splinz(m): 9:56am On Nov 18, 2016
theoneJabulani:
Sometimes I wonder how people remain Christian after reading the bible. Its flaws are so obvious- a character an infallible book should never have. Its like buying a maths textbook and u find 2+2=4, will u keep using it?
Certainly, I'd keep using it because 2+2 is indeed 4.

However, I'd never have anything to do with whatever nonsense you're inclinged to. If your own book can't even correctly teach you the most simplest of mathematics, then one can't help but feel pity for you. SMH
RomanceRe: How Can I Get Rid Of This Girl? by Splinz(m): 9:30am On Nov 18, 2016
Do not Bleep her and do not be rude to her either.

Here's the trick. Act completely naive in all of her advances. There's nothing as frustrating to a woman like dealing with a man's naivity.
RomanceRe: She Is Pregnant by Splinz(m): 9:09am On Nov 18, 2016
It's very unkind of you to say she's tryna compound your problems. It is commonsense that the resultant effect of having sex, aside the immediate pleasure, is pregnancy.

Now, I don't really know what went wrong since you said it was well protected. But I'd advice you to be man enough- take responsibilities, i.e, find out the veracity of her claims. If true and you're unsure of being the father, then go for a DNA test!

Dude, this is no time to avoid her calls. Be a man!
RomanceRe: I Loved Her, We Had Sex... Now The Love Is Gone by Splinz(m): 10:29pm On Nov 17, 2016
You don't love her; you're simply lusting.
And yes, mama is right too. It takes real maturity to handle a woman after sex.

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