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RomanceRe: How Do I Tell Her I'm No Longer Interested?? by Splinz(m):
According to you, this friend of yours is faultless. Yet, your mind conceived evil behind her back, even with full knowledge of its repercussions.

Now, whatever may be your reason for this, I do not judge you. But hurting someone whose only crime was probably loving you is nothing but, wickedness!

Yes, you can't beat a child and expects him/her not to cry. Always look before you leap. This is what you should have done before venturing into a relationship with someone.
RomanceRe: My Confused Boyfriend Always Ends Things But Then He Calls Me Back by Splinz(m): 3:55am On Jun 21, 2017
mamagee3:
So do you think he's coming back?
No. You see, since his notoriety in confusion is apparent, I think he needs help.

Mama, there's a high probability that he is under the influences of the "lying spirits"- spirits of confusion. In fact, he needs deliverance.

Biko, move on. Pele. smiley
RomanceRe: She Begged Me To Release Inside Her - Please Advice by Splinz(m): 3:42am On Jun 21, 2017
SingleDad1:
"...even if we don't get married, let me be a mother to your child"
Poor thing, who hast bewitched you to act so foolishly? One can't help but feel sorry for your kind. Lost in few minutes of infatuation & irrationality, at your behest and call is nothing but ignobility. SMH
PoliticsRe: Biafra: American Government Rejects Army Panel Report by Splinz(m): 5:39pm On Jun 17, 2017
Good. Maybe those animals in uniform will learn civility.
PoliticsRe: It’s Pointless Joining Issues With Anybody Over Nigeria – Jonathan by Splinz(m): 1:53pm On Jun 17, 2017
Your Excellency, I agree with you.

But you see, we were told by zombies that Bubu is the lord and savior, and the ONE man that will solve all our problems.

Needless to say, your Excellency, that this supposed savior is nowhere to be found. It's been one sad case of either running to West Germany today or tomorrow, London. SMH
RomanceRe: I Am Confused. by Splinz(m): 1:06pm On Jun 17, 2017
Benita27:
You won't blame her tho. Two years long distance relationship, and she finally gave in this year. Some guys are assholes. grin
She failed. And this is what the religious people would say: "And Satan finally succeeded in her life".

Benita, mbok pray for her.
RomanceRe: I Am Confused. by Splinz(m): 12:50pm On Jun 17, 2017
Benita27:
That one was only interested in what's in-between your legs.
At her age, she still doesn't know when someone just want to coman chop and go. SMH
RomanceRe: Help;my Cork Always Disgrace Me by Splinz(m): 12:40pm On Jun 17, 2017
Samyj247:
pls guys how do you manage this abeg this issue has spoilt my show many times
Ahem!

You see, I must tell you the truth. Your boner is under the influences of the marine kingdom.

To get rid of it, pray this prayer: Oh! Any woman or man in my village or in the sea, using my cocomba to play ludo & football, no mercy; die by fireeeeee!!!

It is done.
RomanceRe: Ladies What Are The 2 Things That Makes U Feel Less Attractive? by Splinz(m): 3:07pm On Jun 15, 2017
Medunah:
I wish I had
Bigger boobs
Ahem!
Could it be that Roman goddess inspires you a lot, and your model?
RomanceRe: Advice Needed by Splinz(m): 8:22am On Jun 15, 2017
debspauly:
well ..he is very caring
he gives me money every time I need it
he is handsome,tall and has the cutest smile
he truly loves me for me and would do anything for me


but he is 20 yr older than me ..and my family says I should marry him ..

but I want a younger guy ...

but all young guys so far are

self centered
childish
not capable of taking care of me
handsome sha but just too childish

don't know what to do.
You claimed all the younger guys you've met are childish... yet, you're equally one. Also, they can't take care of you, but then, your ancestor on the other hand is doing that perfectly.

My dear, I'd help you. You need to come before me and kneel down, that I may pray for you. SMH
BusinessRe: Top 10 Strongest Currencies In Africa by Splinz(m): 6:44am On Jun 15, 2017
Nigeria- the dwarf of Africa. SMH
RomanceRe: What Will You Do by Splinz(m): 7:21pm On Jun 14, 2017
WTF! cheesy
RomanceRe: What Do Ladies Really Want To Hold On To One Guy by Splinz(m): 7:11pm On Jun 14, 2017
Loyalblak007:
Be her everything

Treat her right

And she will love you even more
Experience and available statistics has shown that neither of these things is working, or at best, they are under probability.
RomanceRe: To All My Romanceland Brothers (photo) by Splinz(m): 7:01pm On Jun 14, 2017
lefulefu:
abi splin.z? cheesy
paybak u go ahead
we right behind u wink
Na so na. We dey him back gidigba! cheesy
RomanceRe: To All My Romanceland Brothers (photo) by Splinz(m): 6:58pm On Jun 14, 2017
paybak:
if you received an iv from me and you eventually attend, you won't know when you'd slap me when i'm about putting that ring on her hand.. Cuz you'd so much pity me seeing i'm about caging my self at this young age.
No... No age is too young for one to get married, so far you can take care of your wife. And... marriage is such a beautiful thing when done rightly, i.e, with the right person. It's not a cage.

So buddy, be a man. I wouldn't mind being your best man. And of course, to eat some chicken laps. smiley
RomanceRe: To All My Romanceland Brothers (photo) by Splinz(m): 6:40pm On Jun 14, 2017
It wouldn't be a bad idea to start with yours. smiley
RomanceRe: Can you Hold Yor Girls hand In Public? by Splinz(m): 6:28pm On Jun 14, 2017
I may hold her hand if she's suffering from extreme cases like epilepsy. I mean, I can't afford to be taken unaware. smiley
RomanceRe: What Is The Problem With Girls Who Wants No Sex In A Relationship by Splinz(m): 6:15pm On Jun 14, 2017
Thermilola:
Pls help me out, no bashing pls.
It's okay my dear, I'd help you. You need to come before me and kneel down, that I may pray for you. smiley
PoliticsRe: Anti-open Grazing Bill: Fulani Threatening My Life – Ortom by Splinz(m): 5:12pm On Jun 14, 2017
sarrki:
He showed commitment

We have seen numerous work of baba

The ongoing road infrastructure across Nigeria

Bridging the gap between the rich and the poor

Curbing corruption

Agriculture thriving during is time

And many more
You must be such a fantastic lover of tales and fictions. SMH
PoliticsRe: Anti-open Grazing Bill: Fulani Threatening My Life – Ortom by Splinz(m): 5:03pm On Jun 14, 2017
sarrki:
He should fulfil is campaign promises
Has bubu your lord and savior fulfill his own? undecided
PoliticsRe: Anti-open Grazing Bill: Fulani Threatening My Life – Ortom by Splinz(m): 4:59pm On Jun 14, 2017
sarrki:
APC have failed Benue
APC has failed Nigeria. Such a conglomerate of untiring old thieves and bunch of uncommon failures!
PoliticsRe: Anti-open Grazing Bill: Fulani Threatening My Life – Ortom by Splinz(m): 4:53pm On Jun 14, 2017
Call their bluff and send them all to hell!
RomanceRe: All About A Woman.... Respect Her! by Splinz(m): 3:24pm On Jun 14, 2017
These are not good enough reasons for one to respect women. In fact, respect must not be demanded but earn. He/she worthy of respect will be respected even without demanding for it.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady, Etinosa Proposes To Her Boyfriend, Bucci And She Got A Yes!! by Splinz(m): 4:50pm On Jun 12, 2017
I respect this rare sight. But thank you, I can't take it.
RomanceRe: Does Size Really Matter? by Splinz(m): 6:24pm On Jun 11, 2017
sexybbstar:
Yes, it matters. But it has a disadvantage... If your ex is someone with a big dick please don't date someone with a small dick because that one will think you are promiscuous because of the way the kitty cat would have widened.
Are you speaking from experience or observation?
RomanceRe: What Is She Trying To Do? by Splinz(m): 5:58pm On Jun 11, 2017
Ahem! Op, mbok before the said meeting, do well by writing your Will.
Be rest assured that I'd be there to offer the necessary support.
RomanceRe: Married Man Can Cheat, Married Woman Cant? Abeg Lets Stop This Madness by Splinz(m): 12:45pm On Jun 11, 2017
Benita27:
I go to church, and love my pastor.
Lets assume that you're going to church for every other reason but not because you love your pastor? Love is what you owe all of us. smiley
RomanceRe: Married Man Can Cheat, Married Woman Cant? Abeg Lets Stop This Madness by Splinz(m): 12:34pm On Jun 11, 2017
itsJude:
I challenge anyone to tell me the diff btw a man and a woman cheating
Sorry, challenge rejected. smiley
RomanceRe: Girls Don't Believe Me, Why? by Splinz(m): 8:43am On Jun 11, 2017
MissRaine69:
Besides is it the skill of the fisherman that results in a good catch or is it the fact that there are many fish in the sea?
The former. A fisherman lacking in skills is an entertainer to the aquatics. smiley
RomanceRe: Have People Met And Gotten Married Through Nairaland by Splinz(m): 8:28am On Jun 11, 2017
ihateuglygirls:
u met didd and got her a phone , she no allow u press and ure still single
Tosyne tosyne, mbok come and shame the devil this morning.

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