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FamilyRe: Nigerian Judge Celebrates His Divorce In Benue (Photos) by Splinz(m): 4:36pm On May 19, 2017
He that judges can't even rule his own household well. SMH
RomanceRe: Between This Man And His Fiancee’s Backside In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by Splinz(m): 4:21pm On May 19, 2017
shocked shocked shocked

Knuckles like roasted plantain.
RomanceRe: Why Does Everyone Hate Me? by Splinz(m): 4:15pm On May 19, 2017
onila:
you sound like life is easy
Life is not easy for anyone, and yes, life is easy. How you handle your affairs determines whether you're living an easy life or not.
RomanceRe: Woman Shares After S*x Photos On Facebook, Praises Her Man For Doing It Well by Splinz(m): 4:11pm On May 19, 2017
When will all these foolish children stop disgracing us? undecided

RomanceRe: Why Does Everyone Hate Me? by Splinz(m): 4:04pm On May 19, 2017
onila:
i have tried to help myself
Your trials are obviously not working. So, try new methods and ways. I'm just tired of seeing your boring threads and often childish talks.

Wondering if you're still a toddler.
RomanceRe: Why Does Everyone Hate Me? by Splinz(m): 3:56pm On May 19, 2017
Nobody hates you. You are your own worse enemy.
Christianity EtcRe: What Happened To Jewesun "Yeshua / Jesus" When He Did Not Offer Sacrifice To Esu by Splinz(m): 3:37pm On May 19, 2017
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Baba wouldn't kill me with laugh.
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Splinz(m):
Ubenedictus:
You are in babylon u just dont know it.

Ur heresies have put you in a deluded state. i'll pray for u.
In case you don't know, Babylon is where you are- a den of demons. First of all pray against the demons you worshiped before praying for me.
PoliticsRe: Caption This Acting President Prof Yemi Osinbajo's Photo by Splinz(m): 3:10pm On May 19, 2017
Osibaba be like: "How can these people made me a mere coordinator, that I can't even sign common budget? Abba Kyari... shey oya werey ni?" cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Is To Remain Faithful In A Relationship. Man Or Woman? by Splinz(m): 3:01pm On May 19, 2017
ZarZar:
Nothing makes you lose respect faster than when you realize someone is a lying, cheating scumbag. Liars are pathetic. Be a man & own your shit. Because running around someone's back makes you a spineless coward that doesn't even have enough balls to keep it real.
Ahem! Please calm down my dear, your vituperation almost gave me a heart attack. Who is that fellow that messes with you?

RomanceRe: The Akwa Ibom Dude Is So Mean 2 Me by Splinz(m): 6:26am On May 19, 2017
onila:
i don't think so
but he says it like hes so sure
Okay, you "think" not you 'know'. Ayen Akwa Ibom might be right after all.
You need help. I'd be praying on your behalf.
RomanceRe: The Akwa Ibom Dude Is So Mean 2 Me by Splinz(m): 9:50pm On May 18, 2017
onila:
always calling me lazy, cry undecided
The question is: Are you lazyhuh
PoliticsRe: APC Youths Protest Suswam's Return To Benue (Photos) by Splinz(m):
A good portion of wheelbarrow pushers added colour to the protest...
Ortom knows what he is doing after all. He knew his party members will be needing the wheelbarrows soon. cheesy

PoliticsRe: APC Youths Protest Suswam's Return To Benue (Photos) by Splinz(m): 7:18pm On May 18, 2017
koropotopoto:
i can see that apc yoots in benue are already making good use of their barrows
much better than hating igbos on nairaland and supporting fulani herdsmen
push with pride joor cheesy
You think Ortom didn't know what he was doing when he empowered them with those wheelbarrows?

RomanceRe: Nigeria Girls And False Believe Of Body Magic by Splinz(m): 3:00pm On May 18, 2017
rolly44:
my friend brougth a lady to see his mother and her fingers fixed linke hawk, eye fixed like birds the question my mum ask is, "if you want to cut onion how do you do" the stupid girl reply, we blend it.
smiley

RomanceRe: Are There Still Good Men Out There.. by Splinz(m): 7:38pm On May 17, 2017
Damilola72:
I am getting preserved for someone who will appreciate me. Nd love me...
May your needs be met in full. smiley
RomanceRe: Are There Still Good Men Out There.. by Splinz(m): 7:15pm On May 17, 2017
Damilola72:
Am just confused o,are there still any good men out there at all,it is so frustrating seeming all ur friends and younger ones getting married every Saturday,..and yet the only thing men want from me is either sex or give you heart break...Abeg...where r d gud men oo
My dear, it's high time you begin to bind and cast.

PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Will Not Be Allowed To Replace Buhari In 2019 - Northern Elders Forum by Splinz(m): 6:01pm On May 17, 2017
Abdullahi said, “The constitutional provision says that in the event that the president dies in office or becomes incapacitated for one reason or the other and cannot perform the duties of his office, he will be succeeded by the Vice president.
So which of the law stops Osibanjo from replacing bubu in 2019?

PoliticsRe: I Never Said We Are Confused On Who Will Sign 2017 Budget – Lai Mohammed by Splinz(m): 5:53pm On May 17, 2017
Is that Lie Mohammed?

RomanceRe: Could You Sleep With Someone Who Is Amazing In Bed? by Splinz(m): 4:51pm On May 17, 2017
Raine80:
How is this "amazing in bed" gagged ?
Will it be via recommendation, their CV or based on the individual's say so? How will this work? Someone says I am good in bed and you say let's test the theory?
I think Op wouldn't mind catching fun. Perhaps, some bulging shape of an anaconda will pop out in between his legs and yes! Op is in. smiley
RomanceRe: Could You Sleep With Someone Who Is Amazing In Bed? by Splinz(m): 4:39pm On May 17, 2017
kimbra:
How do people get in the sheet with someone they're not attracted to at all?.
Simple. Learn the answer from oloshos. smiley
PoliticsRe: Unizik Students Cry To Government As Ifite Road Becomes A Death Trap - Pictures by Splinz(m): 4:10pm On May 17, 2017
They are crying in vain. The Nigerian governments are known to be deaf and unresponsive. sad
RomanceRe: Dear Husband-snatcher! by Splinz(m): 3:46pm On May 17, 2017
Ginaz:
Girls are the bananas while married men stands for the monkeys cassavas.

RomanceRe: Dear Husband-snatcher! by Splinz(m):
Amarabae:
where is your conscience when you spread your useless legs for another lady's husband?
Conscience is not enough to stem the tide of immorality and sheer wickedness. If it were, then we wouldn't be dealing with evil deeds today.

Amarabae:
And Finally To Men!
Cheating is not smartness, it shows a Guy without class!
No, I wouldn't say it shows a man without class. What!? Do you not know that a classless man/woman rarely cheat, but mostly classy men & women with vast arrays of influences? Maybe your used of the word "class" is subjective.

Those who cheat simply lacks love for their partners. Yes, love does no harm to a neighbor. So where there's heartbreak and tears from a supposed lover, then such a one is adjudged as a liar and deceiver.
PoliticsRe: Save Ijaw Nation Group Blast Gov Dickson For Comments On Jonathan's Presidency by Splinz(m): 1:59pm On May 17, 2017
The group said all well meaning Nigerians, appreciates the achivements of the Jonathan’s administration, while also reminding Governor Dickson, that Jonathan was elected the President of Nigeria, and not President of Ijaw Nation. This, the group says, was the basis of the administration, to spread its developmental efforts across the length and breadth of the country, a legacy which it says, still speak, after two years of his leaving office as the President of Nigeria.
His Excellency, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Johnathan was simply a detribalised leader, whose sole business was the distribution of developmental projects to all.

All these talks of neglecting the Ijaw Nation are aimed towards scoring cheap political points.
Christianity EtcRe: *thirty-one (31) Silence Facts About The Rapture* by Splinz(m): 1:49pm On May 17, 2017
The rapture only exist in the peddler's imagination. The Bible teaches no such doctrine.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Fails To Swear In New Ministers Again by Splinz(m): 1:39pm On May 17, 2017
codedguy1:
But why?
He is just a "coordinator". smiley
PoliticsRe: Seven Photos Nigerian Police Would Want Removed From Internet by Splinz(m):
The NPF should be change immediately to NACs (Nigerian Association Of Comedians). cheesy

Such a talented unit for comedy.

RomanceRe: Why Do People Place Priority On Goodlooks When Searching For A Partner? by Splinz(m): 12:59pm On May 17, 2017
Safiaa:
...but theres no way im getting with a guy who looks like a monster.
There's no such human. Monsters are simply works of fiction. smiley
PoliticsRe: The Road Leading To Otuoke, Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan's Village (Photos) by Splinz(m):
DEATHMACHINE:
bloody lair, that is not the road to otuoke.
As usual, it is one of those propaganda for the listening pleasure of zombies. As you can see up there, they are busy masturbating headlong, especially their oba, the op. cheesy

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