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Romance › Re: My Elder Brother Wants To Marry My Girlfriend And Wants Me To Make Her Say Yes. by Splinz(m): 9:15pm On May 16, 2017

Homeboiy:
I know its a lie

You're in the spirit.

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Romance › Re: See The Epic Reply Wizkid Got From A Ugandan Fan (picture) by Splinz(m): 7:15pm On May 16, 2017

What a fixed!

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Romance › Re: Two Nigerian Women Fight Publicly Over A Man In Port Harcourt, Rivers (Video) by Splinz(m): 6:52pm On May 16, 2017

I see some shameless lunatics displaying their insanity.

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Romance › Re: Average girl: I want to know where To Meet Guys Online? by Splinz(m): 4:35pm On May 16, 2017

Nma27:
In this era of butchering and dismemberment? Be careful o

Who knows? She could be one of the butchers.

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Politics › Re: We’ll Use Food Exports To Pay Debts — FG by Splinz(m): 2:37pm On May 16, 2017

LoJ:
What is it they intend to export?

Groundnut and yam.

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Lady Who Works As A Cleaner? by Splinz(m): 2:35pm On May 15, 2017

lefulefu:
bros she be graduate

I know. What I meant is that op has nothing to say.

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Lady Who Works As A Cleaner? by Splinz(m): 2:07pm On May 15, 2017

dingbang:
So I just met this pretty girl, she is a graduate... I was surprised.. She works as a cleaner... Short, cute and light skin...

Immediately I got attracted to her..

And I'm like... Can I date her? She is just tooo pretty to be a cleaner.

What are these strange things you're saying to our ears?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Moslems ...what Are Ur Say To This Fact Cos Am Considering Atheism by Splinz(m): 1:39pm On May 15, 2017*

Oh congratulation on your new would-be path.

May the lord of atheism instruct you like hahn, radicalized you like akintom, give you strength like hopefulLandlord, and bless you like seun.

May you stand firm and wage the good fight of logic as faithful atheistlists, that at the end, you may all receive your rewards.

Fare thee well my son.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Use This Word " I NEED You " Once They Want To Bleep You?? by Splinz(m): 6:44pm On May 14, 2017

Nickizoe:
To me i find it so irritating and annoying with that word and it knocks me off.

C'mon, make me drip wet and drop that word.

Which would you prefer: A standby water tank or a bucket of water? undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Historical Facts! Freewillism Existed For Centuries As A Heresy. by Splinz(m): 4:04pm On May 14, 2017

An2elect2:
...but God will judge all men by the gospel I have preached here, which is Paul's gospel.

How can God judge all men by your false gospel? Where are you even learning these wrong teachings from? Today it is either you're spreading the “gospel of free grace” or tomorrow, the “gospel of Paul”, which are all false!

I've told you before that there's nothing like these gospel you peddled around, as there's only one true gospel which is the “gospel of the kingdom of God” (Mark 1:14). This is the one gospel preached by the prophets, Jesus and His apostles both then and now (Luke 16:16). This gospel—good news—message is actually the very core—the centerpiece!—of the entire Bible.

It is no wonder then that God used Paul, whom you claimed preached a different gospel, purportedly about grace or peace or whatever, to pronounced a curse upon anyone who would pervert the true gospel. Here: “I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel: which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ. But though we [apostles], or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed” (Galatians 1:6-9). This shows how important the true gospel is! How can you then claimed that Paul brought a different gospel—perverted the true gospel, when he was the one used to pronounced this curse? How can Paul placed a curse on himself?

The word gospel is an old English word meaning “god spell” or good news. The word kingdom is also an old English term that means “government.” Therefore, it is accurate to say that Jesus preached “the good news of the government of God.” This government, prophesied and preached throughout the entire Bible will be on earth (Daniel 2:44, 7:18, 22, 27, Matthew 5:5, 6:10, Jude 1:14, Rev 1:6, 5:10, etc). This coming utopian government is indeed, good news! This is the gospel!

An2elect2:
God bearing me witness I have said all that needs to be said to you.

God bears witness that you have been perverting His gospel, dishing out all forms of fabrications to me.

An2elect2:
May the Lord have mercy.

You need the mercy more than I do. Sorry to burst your bubble, going by your many blunders like claiming to have “eternal life now” and others, it is right to say that you have not been CALLED yet. Yes, it has not been given to you to know the mysteries of the Kingdom of God! (Matthew 13:11).

Christianity Etc › Re: Historical Facts! Freewillism Existed For Centuries As A Heresy. by Splinz(m): 3:53pm On May 13, 2017

An2elect2:
First of all. The crown of life is not eternal life. Christians have eternal life already.

According to An2elect2. This is just one of your blatant fabrications. And indeed, it is such a shame.

John 5:26 states: “For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself...” and “Who only hath immortality...” (1 Timothy 6:16). These are plain bible verses that shows that God alone is the possessor of immortality/eternal life now!

As for His promise of granting eternal life to us, ...“But now we see not yet all things put under him [man]. But we see Jesus, who was made a little lower than the angels for the suffering of death, crowned with glory and honour; that he by the grace of God should taste death for every man (Hebrews 2:8-9). Like Jesus ,who after doing His Father will was crowned with glory and honour at the end, so has He also promised to give this crown of life to those who also endured to the end (Rev. 2:10, 3:21, Matthew 24:13).

Furthermore, 1 Corinthians 15:51-55 states: “Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory”? Do you grasp this understanding? Eternal life is granted to us at the LAST TRUMP, which herald the arrival of the King of kings to give reward according to each man's works (Rev. 22:12).

This is when we are changed from mortals to immortals! This is when you can claim eternal life! Doing so now depicts either ignorance or sheer wishful thinking. Besides, flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God (1 Cor. 15:50). Are you now a spirit being? Eternal life is still a promise! (Hebrews 11:39).

An2elect2:
Christians are not enduring death or suffering to earn eternal life but they are suffering because of the love of God in their hearts and the glory ahead.

Story. We are to overcome/endure in order to receive our reward, just like Jesus did. (Revelation 3:21). A winner is not crowned if he/she doesn't play according to the rules!

Romance › Re: Help, I'm About Losing My Man!!! by Splinz(m): 7:21am On May 13, 2017

Destinyy22:
Please what do I do ?.

This is what you must do: Stop whining over cheats and serial liars.

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Politics › Re: FFK Blast Pmb's Aide In New Tweets. Call Her Names by Splinz(m): 7:09am On May 13, 2017

NaijaMutant:
The lousy lady called Lauretta has finally met her match.

She has been picking up irrelevant fights and attacking everyone but APC.

FFK finish her abeg

She deserves it and more.

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Family › Re: Ghanaian Father Collapses As His Son Introduces His 'Ugly' Girlfriend To Him by Splinz(m): 5:39pm On May 12, 2017

bumi10:
According to him, Hannah, his son’s girlfriend is “ugly and smelly”.

“It looks like she doesn’t have her bath. The texture of her skin is like the walls of an ancient building that needs renovation. Her face is so…

Oh my God. Where did Kwabena get this one too from?

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Romance › Re: See The Country Where Women Are Flogged In Order To Show Love - Photos by Splinz(m): 5:26pm On May 12, 2017

Who will show me this kind of undying love by gladly receiving the whips from my koboko? Prove your love now!

Romance › Re: I Masturbated Instead Of Releasing Sperm Blood Came Out by Splinz(m): 2:19pm On May 12, 2017

Recluse1:
Pls help ooooo I'm confused

Relax bro. Your monthly menstruation has just started.

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Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan, Ben Bruce At Halima Babangida's Wedding In Minna (Photos) by Splinz(m): 2:07pm On May 12, 2017

hylyne:
Who is buhari?

He is the President of West Germany.

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Romance › Re: Please How Can I Get My Man Back Will He Take Me Back? by Splinz(m): 12:53pm On May 12, 2017*

evedan:
He has been very patient wit me I must confess but I don't know wat my problem is and each time we have misunderstanding I use words that I shouldn't use.

Your problem is simply you. Yes, you need a drastic attitudinal change. Go and learn some good characters.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have A Problem by Splinz(m): 12:36pm On May 12, 2017

firstking01:
Ok, i think you 've done justice to the op's problem...no need for me to comment again na, or any need;??

Of course, yes. I may have missed something.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have A Problem by Splinz(m): 12:32pm On May 12, 2017

iyamchee:
I'm 19

You see! The more reason why you should channel your energy and focus on a more productive venture(s).

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Family › Re: 'I Do All The Underwear Shopping For Her';Man Who Loves To Package His Wife.PICS by Splinz(m): 12:29pm On May 12, 2017

Oga, should we also start shopping for lingerie? undecided

Romance › Re: I Think I Have A Problem by Splinz(m): 12:23pm On May 12, 2017

But moments after i ask her out, I start asking my self questions like:

iyamchee:
What do you need a girlfriend for?

Good. That's because you do not need a girlfriend but a wife.

iyamchee:
What do you intend to gain? Is it not Vanity? ......

Nothing, other than sheer wasting of time and resources. Yes, it is vanity.

iyamchee:
After that, I loose interest and never talk to the girl about it......

Yes, the interest is gone because it's not worth the stress.

iyamchee:
Like this thing has happened many times....

Why not go for a wife?

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Politics › Re: 'we Must Live Together Peacefully As ONE Nigeria, Be Our Brothers Keepers' - Gov by Splinz(m): 7:10pm On May 11, 2017

One Nigeria is an illusion.

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Romance › Re: How Long Did Your Virginity Sex Last by Splinz(m): 7:04pm On May 11, 2017

Safiaa:
2 mins. Exploded fast.

Please what's the bomb make? Seems like a powerful one.

Christianity Etc › Re: Historical Facts! Freewillism Existed For Centuries As A Heresy. by Splinz(m): 6:58pm On May 11, 2017

An2elect2:
I've shown you how "know" is used in the Bible. I would be surprised if you admit you have learned something.

Thank you. However, I reject such blatant fabrication.

Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Ask A Lady On A First Date. by Splinz(m): 6:54pm On May 11, 2017

Below are the reasons why the questions should be asked:

comshots:
1.Are you a virgin?

This is to quickly know if your field will be conducive for a moderate size player, or if it is an Olympic size stadium.

comshots:
2.How many boyfriends do you have?

This is to know how many players have entered the stadium, so as to know if the field have been worn out.

comshots:
3.How old were you disvirgin?

It is necessary to know the time frame, whether she's still a novice or a professional.

comshots:
4.Do you love me?

I can't come and be wasting my time.

comshots:
5.How many times have you done abortion?

Bia, be careful o. Don't you want someone to know if there's still womb left?

comshots:
These questions can end a date.

Oga swerve jare.

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Politics › Re: Buhari Treats Me Like His Brother by Splinz(m): 6:18pm On May 11, 2017

jasawa:
Acting President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo, has disclosed that President Muhammadu Buhari, treat him like his son.

I don't think anyone expected you to say otherwise. I mean, will a mere commissioner challenge his master? Besides, you got no balls like the Turai of Adamawa.

jasawa:
According to his media aide, Laolu Akande, Osinbajo made the remark at the palace of the emir of Katsina, Hiss Royal Highness Alhaji Abdulmumin Usman.

Oh, there is even an immediate cause. I see.

Christianity Etc › Re: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Splinz(m): 5:58pm On May 11, 2017

easymancfc:
Go and read earlier comments... the people killed (martyrs) whether in the past ( in the persecution of the early church in Rome and Jerusalem) or middle ages or WI be in the future are not symbolic, neither is their cry for vengeance.. point is a dead unconscious soul with the body in the grave cannot cryout for vengeance... you can't be conscious and unconscious at the same time.. ITS THE SIMPLE PRINCIPLE OF NON CONTRADICTION

besides there are many more verses that contradict your heretic theory and many other Christian groups reject it

Apart from the fact that you lot are only experts in butchering the truths, as a result of terribly misunderstanding these truths, lack of comprehension skills also posed a serious problem.

Like I've been saying, enjoy your spree of ignorance.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Splinz(m): 5:27pm On May 11, 2017

easymancfc:
Fact still remains that you said Rev 6:9 is symbolic..

Have you been able to prove it otherwise?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Splinz(m): 4:53pm On May 11, 2017

easymancfc:
He said almost all... especially pertaining to rev 6:9... of which m

Go and learn what the bold means. I wouldn't be the one to teach you English too.

Christianity Etc › Re: Historical Facts! Freewillism Existed For Centuries As A Heresy. by Splinz(m): 3:48pm On May 11, 2017

An2elect2:
Have you now seen the Bible meaning of "know"? That's how you should study. The Bible must interpret itself.

Are you kidding me? You mean the bible interpreted “foreknowledge” to mean love: “FORE-LOVED=FORE=KNOWN”? Please where is this interpretation in the bible? By the way, don't you think the “FORE=KNOWN” that forms part of your definition still mean to “know before”, which you said is wrong?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by Splinz(m): 3:32pm On May 11, 2017

MZLady39:
Did he say "all" or some?

Good question.

That brother and his fellow travelers has been making lots of inventions all in my name, confidently peddling lies and assertions which exist only in their head.

Of course, I am not bothered at all. I mean, "inventions" has always been their stocks in trade.

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