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what sort of thread is this? **scratches head** leaves.

I think women realize that taming a man is a lot of hardwork. That confident shiny man that you see has been tamed, cleaned and propped up to his best advantage. All of a sudden some heifer from no where wants that? . Jesus oh!!!! Hells no! Find your own 'hungry man' and groom him and spruce him up and he'll look as good as the other shiny ones you see around.

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=358413.msg5008202#msg5008202 date=1259372549]How does one steal a man? Do you quickly put him in your purse after looking over your shoulders 10 times and then scurry off into the dead of the night or do hold a gun to the wife to keep her from alarming the neighbors as you rustle all six feet and 190lbs of him into the trunk of your car?

The phrase "Stealing a man" has got to be the most offensive phrase in the English language and if i wear a guy i'd be highly. . .Well. . .Highly offended because it relegates them to the role of objects which can be taken willy nillyingly. They have no mind of their own and are always at the mercy of whoever finds them attractive enough to pocket 'em. . .without paying or taking permission from the previous owners and most importantly, it gives the lee way to do things without being held responsible. "Oh darling i had no choice but to cheat on you. . .She stole me, you see"

When are we gonna realize no one can force anyone to cheat. . .And if force is used, then there should be rape report every time the parties have sex.[/quote]lawd you're funny!

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=357587.msg5004561#msg5004561 date=1259320308]I am surprised that some Nigerians still believe the Nigerian police.

Spoilt, is your father a policeman?[/quote]In as much as I understand you are trying to make your point, I'm sure you can leave my dad out of this unfortunate matter.
Thanks.

You can tell your bacteria fearing loverboy to shove it. Wetin?!
living with someone like that will drive you to the brink, No matter what you do, it will not be enough. NEVER. Just run now!!!!!!! Let him find another fearer of invisible bacteria and they can live happily ever after.

salsera:
spoilt

lol at gurgling noises

how have you been girl

I'm good. What have you been up to all this while?

She needs to take tips from our seasoned broadcasters of old like Cyril Stober and Ruth B. Opia. Those were the pros. Spoke impeccably without faking American accents. Thats how its done!!

She really could be a great presenter.However her constant gurgling noises in the name of an American accent gives me a headache and makes me dizzy. Does not sound good at all. Maybe faking a South African accent will be easier for her.

oyb:
u expect truth from the mouth of a police commisioner

If Vanguard newspapers did not believe him why then quote him in their write up?

I saw the part that said 3 kids were still being revived. Didnt want to conclude that the other two were dead. the other two may not have been really hurt by the rampage. Didnt sound like it to me. Just went by what the police commisioner said.

Oya edit your title oh. source says none of the kids died.

Is he mad? So killing other people's kids will resurrect his? 

Why all the witnesses? or spectators? Hanging around like vultures to pick up entrails for their dinner abi wetin?

My dear make you go buy pilsbury cake mix. Your thanks giving cake will be ready with 20 whisks of your mix!

I was in Nigeria this year and was flipping channels when I happened to come across her hosting the show. i was amused at her desperate attempts to put on an accent.l It was laughable because you could see she was just trying. Her sentences were punctuated with um, um, um and like, its like, like.   .  . If thats what an accent is then we are all done for!! It was ridiculous and rather juvenile. i could not believe that a morning show host would talk like that. Shes Nigerian in Nigeria, why on earth does she think she needs to sound like shes gurgling petrol? 

My cakes are straight from the pre mixed boxes. I just add the water and eggs and stick it in the oven. Comes out perfect. I do not do sufferhead of any sort.

Im real lazy. Why kill myself doing a thousand stomach crunches a day when i can just have someone spray tan it on?

What's up with every one claiming they used to have six packs?

block his number, delete him from your FB contacts. How hard can it be. change your phone number if you have to.

When you see a guy with a six pack you see dedication. You dont buy six packs. it takes hard work.

isnt okocha 50 yet?

chire:
@ poster
yes there is a lot of hope.
[b]i graduated with a third class degree in 2002 from unilag.[/b]presently i am about to finish a phd programme in one of the very good schools in UK.
on hearing i have a masters and am finishing a phd,no employer has bothered to inquire more about my first degree.on the contrary,they seem to respect me more for going so far academically in an internationally renowned university despite starting out with a third class degree.
dont let anyone discourage you.its not the end of the world.just try to pick up yourself,remedy the situation by getting a postgraduate degree,and play your cards the best way you can.
best wishes.

Congrats on your achievements. Just curious and you dont have to answer. What do you attribute your third class too? A bad system? Your youth and inability to apply yourself back then?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=356382.msg4993745#msg4993745 date=1259158942]lolol
im just welcoming the new nairalander and hope you go far in your search.
marry an igbo girl and name your daughter Amaka. [/quote]You really think this is a new nairalander?
Cant you smell the spirit behind this username?

No. I dont see what they did different because he is Nigerian.
There are usually about half a dozen cameras, sound and light technicians too. So that no martter which way the 'target' decides to run there is a camera to pursue him. They usually stay out of each other's range but sometimes they get in other cameramen's view.