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You can look like a hell's angel and have a heart of gold. 
Being a bad boy really means being a 'bad boy'. You dont have to mistreat women or be wayward and reckless. You just have to shed your inhibitions and live! Try new things, live life well, take some calculated risks, be exciting for chrissakes. Its that predictability that women find boring. She knows you'll call her at exactly 7am everyday, return from work and put your shoes in the exact same spot, do the exact same thing the exact same way, the exact same number of times. Very robot like. She knows what you'll do and how you'll do it. sometimes you have to shock her. in a good way. 

jidobaba:
^^exactly what am going to do if I get you all alone. Drag you by the hair and pound you real hard from behind. sweet

See you! Are you the only one on nairaland that doesnt know that spoilt is taken? 

She looks 11 under all that ridiculous makeup.

deji2009:

Why look so shocked?
Good boys are boring. Perfect and rigid. Not that kind of rigid. . Its ok to be good but c'mon you dont have to make a career of perfection and routine!!

What woman doesnt fantasize about being slung over a man's shoulders, dragged into his lair and . . . . well you get my point. Thats the appeal.

God forbid. Cant imagine his big eyes staring down people from the pulpit.

Aloy~Emeka:

Jim Iyke In Hot Romance With Pastor's Wife


Though he recently said during his musical album lunch in Abuja that he was only a bad boy in the movie roles he has had to perform and not same in real life, cross-over Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke will at this point need to more to disabuse the minds of his fans and antagonists alike on a certain rumour currently dogging his personality.

The latest scandal connecting the Nollywood act, Jim Iyke has to do with the wife of a pastor. The said pastor’s wife, who also doubles as a minister of God in her deceased husband’s church, reportedly has a great admiration for Jim Iyke, which led to her eventual descent from the pulpit to the sexual comfort of popular dude of the make-believe world.

The lover woman, whose late husband was regarded as the father of Pentecostalism in Nigeria, was said to have made manifest her affection for the actor when he visited her residence in one of the south-south states. While the duo excitedly hit off their sexual odyssey, little did the older woman knew that trouble hug in the air for her.

The trouble was however instigated by her son, who unsuspectingly stormed her father’s house in the morning of the next day only to find the “Nollywood bad boy” dressed in a pyjamas and being treated to a scrumptious meal supposedly prepared by her mother for him. The son, who couldn’t stand the sight of his new step father (Jim) was reported to have blew hot and warned his mother from desecrating his father’s house.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/5990/2/jim-iyke-in-hot-romance-with-pastors-wife.html

Who said they got married?

nairaland is not where you prove your innocence.

There's something about a bad boy. . . . . .
Just the way he eyes you tells you exactly what he's thinking! No boring moment. aderenaline all the way!! My advice to women? You are entitled to one bad boy per life time. Just so when you are old and toothless in your rocking chair, you'll look back and say at least i had some fun!

I get annoyed when men hinge on cooking. Why dont you just marry a mama put's daughter and call it a night?

Uche Jombo scares the heck out of me.

She can sleep with him anything she wants in his cell?
She's gloating about that? 

I shudder at how many days that dough tub goes unwashed!

Bath tub for mixing dough?
Surely you kid!!

A good number of nigerians fail their first driving test here. Even after years of so called driving in Naija.

After living here for so long Im now a spoilt brat. I want my things when I want them and how I want them and my California delivers big time. I love Naija and I visit often but Dam n!!!!!!!!!!!! Naija is such torture!!!

That basically means all women must off their bras and jiggle their boobs because how do they know those who have firm breasts if you have never seen them?

canuck:
@Spoilt
My assessment of you keeps getting deleted few seconds after posting.

@Moderator
Any idea what's going on? Wetin dey 'spoil' am?

Lol. was it that ?

God oh. . . . . . .
They'd rather have boobs (both firm and unfirm) flapping around crazily on the streets of mogadishu while women go about their chores and errands?

Shi t like this, you cant make up!!! Who are these people? Ignorance is really a scourge!!!!

Poor women, just when they think it cant get any worse these idiots come up with something else! You've played your part by tying the boobs up in a bra, then you're ordered to take it off and jiggle them for 'confirmation of firmness' .

Ugggh! What in the world?

canuck:
Your avatar struck me after just a few hours of joining NL - I must have have missed it when compiling my initial assessments.

If 1 pix is worth 1,000 words, yours is worth 2,000! (I mean the dual images)

I agree, it should be fun

Ehehehe ehe ehe .
Ive never changed it. Kinda captures my essence. . . . . I think.

Thats how you inflate his ego before you bring out your list.  

You can try and 'interprete' me. This should be fun.

Poor women. To be saddled with such haggard men. Hopefully they are too busy shopping and spending to notice!

it takes 2 heads.

how about talking about recycling?

Nigerians at their very best!!!!
How hard can it be I wonder to myself. I like to think that Im polite but this is ridiculous.

Its a classical example of letting the handshake go past the elbow.

You give people a little room and they take liberties. Why are you too scared to check her?

Ive been known to hang up on people, walk away mid sentence from a conversation i dont like, hold my door open to shoo people out of my living room with my hand in the small of their backs, block people from my phone and email chats. name it, Ive done it!!!! Wetin!!!

I hate obnoxious people and God forbid that they turn their ministrations on my child. Such things dont happen to me because they know me. My space is my space. I think my husband is actually worse. dude is a trip.

Put a sign out side your door if you have to. Let it read.
LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!!!!!
Im in shock at the liberties you've let her take. Let her vex! Damn let her vex!!! After she vexes she'll leave you the hell alone.

I dont joke with my sleep on planes. I would have kicked the Shi t out of that bible thumper!

you should read other posts before contributing. Someone mentioned Heidi Klum/Seal as an example. although i don't think this is true. I think that she already gave birth before getting with to seal

@POSAKOSA and the blessed.

No she was newly pregnant when they met. He was already dating her before she finally admitted to him that she was but I guess it did not matter.
There are many google hits about it.

http://www.heidiklumfans.com/heidi-klum-and-seal.php

Chei. looks like 2 lumps mounds of eba made with yellow ibo garri.

MrCrackles:
She doesnt have to buy pampers. . . .
Cotton nappies are cheaper!

He can make the baby wear cloth nappies. . . . . . if he'll wash the sticky goo off. Yuk!

15k? In these times ? He must be delusional. Just the mention of the existence of a baby means expenses!!!! Thats just the money for the pampers and milk alone.