₦airaland Forum

5 years is whooping?

why should we bring you over? We dont know you.

Take her for surgery to completely remove her voice box.

Go ahead and apply. As long as you have all your docs in order you shouldnt have a problem.

FYI I know a lot of men who have lost their shapes and they did not bear children.

Women are working their butts off to balance work and demands of home life. Quit whining and get your own hustle on.

Im married so I cant say.

na2day?:
lucky me, i have been b itch slapped by so many girls it is now 2nd nature

Trust me its not worth it getting b itch slapped for some pottage.

na2day?:
not to sound redundant ooo but what did u cook today?

Ive been known to b itch slap guys that asked me that question in college. 

Naija guys are just looking for their next meal.
All day long they go around asking what you cooked today as if you have nothing better to do than to cook and await their arrival. Its annoying. Back in the day I had people arrive at my door salivating and ready to dig in while I made other plans to be elsewhere. I just left them hanging high and dry.

Yes I can.

Women never get caught. Going to the market is a great alibi.

Bankers and nurses don suffer. Little do people know how much play teachers are getting on the side.

Is he calling Kanu old?

Good luck to you.
One thing I know is that men are usually humble and loving when they have nothing. You are their everything then. Make sure you are not like the raft that takes him to success and then abandoned as soon as he reaches solid ground.

Where does one start with a thread like this?

Since when did interruption of power and water in Nigeria mean that one's life is in danger?
Im not saying his life is not in danger but I had to smile at that sentence.

Outstrip:
It's crazy that in this day and age they have not come up with a better way. I still think male obgyns are gentler

I dont do male Obgyns. why? They dont have what I have even though they have seen it a trillion times. How can they really relate? Maybe from stuff gleaned from books. Anyway my female Obgyn completes my sentences. She just knows wassup!

chukz4real:
I suppose u should know the Aboderin' family well enough then.

My brother. . . . . . she must know them personally oh.
All these conflicting tit bits people get from the press sef.

Mbeki:
Do you want to tell me that women thinks about the pot of soup in their kitchen while the doctor examinates her kini??

Actually.  .  . .  .  .  .  .Yeah!
Trust me, a 'kini' exam is not the same as a back massage.

ordinary 8k.

People still walk around with touts to beat up innocent citizens?
Who would physically assault a 71 year old?
naija na wa oh!

because you are a christian doesnt mean your loins dont work.

cool

why would anyone try to stop her?

Is that curry on her eyelids?