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why her name on the wine bottle.

cooker:
taking white women dogs for a walk in the night.

Pretending they love poodles. heheh ehe ehe.

He's a liar. He will not change. better to be alone than unhappy.Are you going to wait until he gives you aids?

Eva gay ke? She has knacked a string of correct guys. If she's gay, na her mind e dey.

and you really think its obama?

I do not understand this thread. will not try.

Wetin? No be person you kill. You pissed. . . . . so what? Dont call or text him. Leave him be.

Its like a game. Ignore him. Then you'll see him coming back wondering where all the attention went.

ell77:
Sorry its been a long time since I posted here - thanks for all the contributions, quite interesting posts and links. I served in Nigeria from March 2008-March 2009. Batch A as a foreign student. I can tell you it was not easy, but it was well worth it. I have more of a leg to stand on whenever I visit Lagos. I lived as a Lagosian. I rode in danfo and Okada and BRT, everywhere i needed to go. I learned to drink pure water half-way and lay it on a table without it falling over, I learned how to haggle prices (from Plantain to Taxi ride). I learned how to argue with agbero without them killing me! I learned how to be independent in a state that is not tourist friendly. i learned how to encourage Nigerian schoolkids to be productive. I learned how corrupt and envious people could be. I learned how beautiful and wonderful they could be. I did not achieve so much in terms of work. But I achieved much in terms of personal mountains. I GREW - by FORCE!

Correct chic.

Alxmyr:
Lose weight.
He doesn't want ol mama for house,
So cut the chocolate, do exercise, go to gym and shed that stupid thing you call fat,

which chocolate? I thought you were going to say the akpu!

when she called you ugly she meant it. White girls with issues. Who else will they use to piss off their parents?

Stop texting and calling him. Wetin? You've tried jare.

Tell him to drop dead.

Perhaps if you were a football play you could land yourself one of those plastic skanks easily.Just get ready to part with half after 2 years.

Abeg white women lovers make una no vex at my question.
How come with all the hot air and exaltation of white women to the high heavens is it that you can only get the obese ones or the ones with jagged teeth and thinning stringy hair ?  The rejects so to speak.
Of course those ones will bend over backwards to keep you. Arent you their last busstop? Their last hope so to speak? 
It amuses me to see these dudes scurrying and hopping around aiming to please some bossy shrill woman. What a life!!!

[s]Make you no go find woman wey go pound correct yam for you. [/s]

They wash dishes and run errands like little lap dogs thats what!

Then they get to taste the legendary white kini which is the black guys equation of self actualization. Hope its worth it. Enjoy.

Errrr. . . . last time I checked, a paid maid is a maid.

Did they use recharge card to swear for naija girls?

Are person still liasing with maids?

POSAKOSA1:
Yes for NOW.

Well. . . . . no one gave them a chance.
If the marriage ends today more than 7 years later, it wont be because she was pregnant when they started dating.

my perseverance, my patience and my long suffering.

Seal started dating heidi Klum when she was pregnant with another man's baby. That baby and three of their own later. . . . . they are still happily together.

Nigerian teachers that shell like crazy. Saw some interviews with them. . . . I almost fainted.

Forget him. There's a certain way to treat a lady. This is just the beginning of his excuses.

I guess the problem with naija men living outside naija is that they find it difficult leaving their naijaness in Nigeria. When you live in the Uk or western world you should at learn to act like a modern man. Doing dishes will not kill you, neither will cooking or helping change the baby's diapers. In Nigeria the woman does it all. I mean work an office job and look after the home front. Plus women are not supposed to complain. Ever! The man is king of the castle.

When you move to the west where jobs are scare and you are trying to find your feet you may find yourself out of work. You may be unemployed for months on end or have a job that only gives you few hours a week.

Its not the fact that you are unemployed that matters. Its your attitude and disposition and how much use you are to the family. You need to make yourself useful if only on the home front. I can bet you that if your woman is the bread winner and comes home to a clean house and happy kids, she will not have much to complain about. Its no different from a working man coming home to find his housewife asleep on a pile of clothes with chores undone!! UGH.

You are not doing it for anyone but for your family. its the defeatist attitude of naija men that drives me crazy. after job hunting for some weeks, they'll blame the system, the white man, the aliens, the moon and the taliban for all their misfortunes. After some time it becomes unbearable to be around them. Women love security. Get used to it. If she can do it all by herself why does she need a husband? really? Its not easy dating an unemployed man. Period. He brings nothing to the table , yet you are expected to still wait on him hands and feet. The perks you get from being a husband are great. Its not too much to ask to get your act together. Its the potential in you that matters. Chanting "I have potential" for months on end will help us none. Turn that potential into an actual JOB. Thank you.

Who are these women taking men back back after affairs?

sjeezy8:
omg dis niggu is sooo fuckin ugly lol

as if the parents came to america for dis fool to be starting fires(maybe) and living in the woods ode oshi
went to a good uni probably would have went on to become very successful

he must have went MAD

God oh. . . . . It was only a matter of time before that token insensitive person showed up. Did it have to be you?