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Why not let the balls breathe?

Another bunch of hopefuls.

Because people here travel back to naija with ten suitcases to show off. They never reveal the true hardship here.

The same reason men wear socks!

lawisong:
My girlfriend asked me why some men prefer prostitutes to homely girls. after a brain cracking session i was able to give her five reasons why i think some men prefer the women of low virtue. she couldn't help it as she laughed her guts out. I felt i should share these reasons here.

Before i do that, let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial sex trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have sex with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don't judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.

now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don't also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum sex for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won't let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn't give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?

2. You don't need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won't compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn't need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy's pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.

Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won't men go for prostitutes, tell me!

NOTE: I have never slept with a prostitute (i mean WILD prostitute) before, believe it or not, neither do i encouraged the act of prostitution, i just felt i should look at the issues from the perspective of men who are into the act.

Do your sisters and mother fall into this 80% Category? If this question hurts, then you shouldnt be making crazy general analysis like this!
Thank you.

@ texazzpete
There's risk everywhere but im kind of averse to the North. Too volatile for me.

It alarms me when I see guys with hair growing wild in the armpits and nether regions.
kilode! Please groom yourselves.

Its not hard for them to strip women naked in Naija. Chei. Womanhood eh!

Every lecturer in the U.S is a professor. ( Not to detract from his achievement though!)

I survived my harrowing NYSC, and so will you.

@ Texazzpete
Was it not you that went to watch ball or something during your NYSC and nearly died on your way back home?? 
hehehe 

I saw Erika Badu selling crayfish in Boundary market.  

Do people still enter bus?  

hey God.  .  .  .  .  . another Leilah in the making. Did they use nigerian men to swear for you? (hope you understand that. im too tired to interprete!) Marry at your own risk. Anyway pls take the bad ones off our hands. Thank you. 

2 million naira? Which is less than she'll make as a banker in one year?
na wa oh.

Aloy~Emeka:
I am wondering if they will pick Nigerian actors and actresses for the movie.

Of course not. It'll be kerry washington or some down and out South Africans masquerading as Nigerians as usual (Yeah I'm still tripping off District 9 )

let them fix the existing one

Her implants have congealed!

oh no. . . . . . .she looks ghastly. She feels sexy. thats all that matters I suppose.

Yes.

God oh. . . . . . . .