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e don do now. oya sorry you are forgiven.

business center picture.

pushkin:
Thank u all but u know glo and etb are always recruitment. av sent friends there and they were called for the interview.

God oh. . . . . . . .

Nice smile.

last time I checked, you can do whatever you want to your hair.

who walks around like that with fuschia painted lips?

I know a few people like that. Who go to college and live larger than life and forget their humble beginnings or the prents that would have given the shirts of their backs to fend for them.

She's lovely. There's life after 40.

Most companies give 3 months. More time would be nice because those three months are spent nursing and keeping vigil. No real rest.

I tire oh! Leilah again.

Living in Nigeria requires resilience!

You can best believe that the visits can be deceptive as they are brief with preparations for your coming beginning weeks in advance. Yeah honey, the drums are definitely rolled out for the white woman.
Be ready to face the everyday grind of living in Nigeria where the system does not work. I love Nigeria. Its the best place on earth. All you need is a supportive family and everything else is manageable.

Dont know what kind of advice you need? Give them away or bear the pain.

Oh no.

My eyebrows? I just leave them alone now. Tired of tweezing and plucking and waxing.

That dude carrot top looks like his eye brows were lifted supernaturally! Why did he think it was a good idea?

Are people still laying ambush to rape random women? ***shakes head** leaves thread**

Did Obama ask her to run and grab a car she couldn't afford?

Which nigeria is that one?

What would possess my husband's ex to call me?!
She wouldn't dare.

Raymond Dokepsi was furious. A random woman gave you my number? Who are you by the way? what do you want?

I am Einstein and I'm from Pluto. I have over one hundred Nigerians 'hostage'. I have demands of the Govt of this country before i can release them.

Raymond Dokpesi burst into laughter wiping off tears of mirth from his eyes. How does that concern me Mr. Man? Einstein replied "This is not a joke. I am not Mr man. My name is the great Einstein. We need you to broadcast live. I hear you have the biggest and best TV station in Africa.

decided to go around and find all his family members.
He took to the streets looking for everyone who looked confused. Einstein was at oshodi and started tapping all the confused looking people on the shoulder "You look confused you must be my brother" ,"You look confused you must be my sister". As soon as he tapped them, they became in a trancelike state and joined the queue quickly growing behind him. By dusk he had a queue of over 100 people.

he had to make a quick trip to pluto. On the way to pluto his space ship developed a fault and he had to 'branch' to earth which was the beginning of all his problems.

Perverts are everywhere!!!!!!!

***Runs to check locks and chains on doors and windows****Checks alarm system*** Checks on daughter. Sleeping safely. Phew!!!!
Not only breaking into houses but also now hiding under the cloak of marriage.


Damn pervs preying on children.

Your childhood friend seems alluring huh?
I pity you.

After his escape he ran, weaving through traffic. Einstein could not remember who he was or why he was running. All he knew is his cheeks hurt from the slaps.

Its not badluck per say, you are only being suffocated.

Her whole family moved in with you? WTF?!

Much ado about trival stuff. One of my best guy friends has serious tribal marks. he's such a great dude. I dont even see them no more.

hell Yeah!
you dont break romantic promises to your girl.