₦airaland Forum

Is it by force to marry?

batchelor catcher my crusty feet.

Why do Nigerians think that hitting and spanking will always cure behavioral problems in children? Having a hyper active child myself I sometimes find myself at the end of my tether. Sometimes it takes a boatload of patience, change in diet, some medication and yes the dreaded word therapy. Yelling, spanking and the ever recommended prayer doesnt seem to have solved the juvenile deliquency in Naija. So there!  

Being quick to assume that bad parenting is always the root cause is insensitive and reeks of ignorance in such matters.

The cyborg turned around looking for how to get back to his planet. Where is my space ship he thought to himself?

When did ADHD become a 'disability'?

Keep rolling on the floor and laughing people. Just dont get any sores from all the rolling.

Hasnt sorry always been the hardest word? How many 100% genuine apologies do you know of? from promiscuous politicians and cheating men of God in their press conferences to exploitative corporations,

I've been known to take apologies given grudgingly and moved on with my life. .
As for district 9, that was one helluva crappy movie. Wasnt worth the controversy they were trying to stir up.

Ok they say Sony has apologized, so who are these people who still think they did right and we deserved being the butt of their poor advertising gimmick?

Isnt it because of the uproar that the commercial was remade?  
Apparently if we relied on those who thought it was ok and even thought it was funny that commercial would still be playing in its original form. Nigerians have gotten so used to being butts of jokes and being treated poorly that they cant even demand respect when its due them. I work my butt off every dam n day, I pay my taxes and I volunteer for my community. I do not expect to sit down after a gruelsome day and flip on my TV and watch rubbish clothed under the guise of selling toys.

To those who think Sony did right I dont now what to say. What kind of major company resorts to such cheap gimmicks?
After having lived here and being tortured by all their bad and calamity ridden news that they dole out everyday, it amuses me that Sony can detect the speck in our Nigerian eye. How? With the gaddamn mighty plank they have in theirs? You've got to be kidding me! They didnt have to look far to make their fraud reference. Madoff robbed thousands blind including celebs. Abeg they should go and sit down. Never was hot about their lame playstation which may be recalled before this bruhaha even dies down. . Not that Ive been persuaded to buy now. Hehehehe.

Maybe if they referenced Madoff in their desperate commercial, they would have caused a stampede of people running to the stores to buy.

Apparently Sony has run out of material for catchy ads. I remember stopping in the middle of shoveling jello into my daughter's mouth and scratching my head when i saw the commercial on Tv and going huh, . . . . . . What did they say they were selling again?

They had better get in touch with the team that came up with the Geico Gecko to show them how to do catchy!!!! For all the unnecessary controversy it was worth, it wasnt even a good ad.

The coldest would definitely be by fax!

was it good?

Blood pouring from his anus?

Looks down at all the ketchup on my heap of fries, , . . . . . Lost my appetite.

i would totally text her anonymously! god punish him. Wetin?!
He cannot have both his cake and ice cream.

How come it wasnt a problem till the trip to Naija drew nigh?

You cant escape pork. It will soon be in icecream.

She knacked you on an empty tummy? The chic carry red eye!

Tell that husband of yours to * & $ % # @ # # @ % ^

I'll just leave it alone. Im sure you get my point.

Tsk! Tsk! Leilah! Leilah!
Your threshold for emotional anguish and physical pain must be at an all time trained high! Wetin?! After lamenting to the highest  heavens here you'll still turn around get on all fours and let this dude who treats you like crap bang you in the a rse. Literally!  Way to go Leilah! Over 100,000 Nigerians on Nairaland with our caustic tongues still can get through to your bird brain.

I know his type. Really tight fisted but always wants to knack. . . . . . .

Everything is demonic.

I know its good to be patriotic and everything but why would I put myself through hell trying to patronise these cheap airlines that sprouted from no where? Even the major airlines are not perfect talkless of these home grown wannabe independent airlines. I am a frequent flier. spending a total of 17 hours in the air to get to my homeland is not an easy thing for me. I appreciate an on-time airline and people boarding without incident. I'll cough up the $$$$$ anyday to arrive Nigeria with my sanity.  

I dont think boring is the word. Try words like hardwork and complicated.

Is your dad one of those dads who is always right? At least you guys are attempting to correct him. He doesnt have to admit he's wrong. just say your piece and walk away. Lol

I have a lot of body tattos but i dont think i'll tattoo my brows though. Its like having a made up face always.  How do you wake up early in the morning and look all made up? Some times you just want a scrubbed clean face. 

Jakumo:
Cecilia Ibru weighs in at a repulsive and truly nauseating 500 pounds of wobbly, smelly lard. Jail will do her good, by knocking off a some of that monstrous bulk, however, if Cecilla wants to speed up the process by shedding an additional 50 pounds of ugly fat, she can hang herself in the cell when the guards aren't paying attention, and her head will surely pop right off.

What in the world?

posakosa:
ok, what if she said, lets phuck and he said No, but: can we be friends ?

and ?

Dude you need to work with what you were given. Quit adding the No , but . . . . . . . to the question.

He was the one doing the asking. he asked "Can we be friends"?

Dont change it to "No, lets just be friends.
Big difference.

Yeah, struggling for one good man for marriage. Aside for marriage , men are not scarce. Period.

To someone you are proposing serious business with?

Damn right you should be suspicious. can we be be friends my crusty feet! Business proposal that he conveniently forgot to mention to you.