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Do you need an oracle to tell you that she's not that into you? That she's probably stringing you along as backup? I beg you with everything you hold sacred, just gather up the shreds of your self esteem and find some other girl that deserves you.

I remember when i was still dating my husband, he would punish himself to travel to see me. He would do late night plane rides, night bus if need be, name it he did it. And you can bet your last dollar that i was at the other end biting my nails and looking out of my window a hundred times to see if he was coming yet.  Not treating him poorly on arrival. Life is too short to spend affection on someone who doesnt deserve it. 

bawomolo:
he shouldn't be castrated. Big bubba should be allowed to deal with him in jail. he deserves to be someone's bitch. In the US, Child molesters are usually dealt with in the prison population.

I know. Its wierd how those prisoners that have commited the most heinous crimes will collectively almost kill you if they hear you got your time for molesting a child.

Mai Suya:
A truly horrible, horrible act. I can't imagine the kind of trauma the poor boy must be passing through. I just hope he can get the rehabilitation he needs, so that the incident doesn't end up inflicting a permanent psychological scar on him, having occurred at such a tender age.

BTW, is this really a 'rape' case? Correct me if wrong, but I was made to understand that under strict legal interpretation, the term is restricted to vaginal penetration without consent. I believe this might be important if charges are to be brought against the man. Any lawya in da house?

you think males cant be raped?

Is it just me or are young boys now almost as much fair game as little girls? Damn peverts everywhere!

Why would you lie awake at night wondering what her friends would think about your height. Dude You need that beauty sleep for what is really carrying you to owerri.

I dont know how its done in naija but here you have to pay a security deposit before you move in. Usually minor repairs while you are a tenant are to be fixed by the landlord. Your security deposit will be returned to you if at the end of your stay only if you leave the apartment in good condition. Normal depreciation is acceptable you dont get charged for that. If you thrash the apartment, let your kids scrawl all over the walls, let your pets poop on the carperts and leave heavy unsightly stains , you best believe that your security deposit is going towards those repairs. You may also have o cough up more if you really tore the place up.

akaa:
MADAM, STOP ACTING OR TALKING LIKE A KID, THERE IS NOTHING LIKE EXTRA MARITAL AFFIR IN THIS ISSUE. CHECK YOURSELF VERY WELL YOU SAID YOU PEOPLE HAVE FOUR KIDS NOW AND THAT IS THE WAY HE HAVE BEEN DOING IT.IT MIGHT BE ONE OF THIS PROBLEM
1. EITHER HE DOESEN`T LOVE YOU
2. OR YOU JUST DEVELOPE A BAD ODOUR
3. OR YOU DON`T TIDE UP YOUR ROOM VERY WELL, THERE MIGHT BE A SMELL OF URINE IN YOUR ROOM SINCE YOU START BEARING CHILD OR
4. HE OVER WORKS HIMSELF AND WHEN HE COMES BACK AT NIGHT INSTEAD HAVING A GOOD SLEEP THE CRY OF THE KIDS DISTURBS HIM
INFACT SIT HIM DOWN AND FIND OUT THE PROBLEM, YOU ARE A WOMAN USE YOUR POWER OF WOMAN

suprisingly im not mad at this post! I havent stopped laughing. Sheez!

**osisi:
It's almost time for him to come for his bi-annual ikwokirikwo.
Next time, don't let him in.
you're already used to doing without.
Immerse yourself into the work of the Lord and forget about him.
I'm not a fan of intimacy gadgets since I have the real deal on my bed
but I'll make an exception for you since I won't advocate infidelity
Do they sell [i]vibrator[/i]s and fake blokoss in Nigeria, some friends have told me they enjoy them better than their husbands.
Go get one.
one bigger than him too
and make sure to scream real loud while using it
nonsense!

Cant believe you said that osisi. who spoilt you? Havent heard that word in years. When the man hears her screams from her self serving , legs bicycling in the air, he will run back to the room kia kia.

I cant begin to describe the cravings.

The strangest things would come to mind and i would dream of them all day long.
Agege bread ( hot one) , moi moi, Ewa Agoin, Suya . My long throat was legendary.

sex just twice a year and only at his instigation?
you must be miserable.

he sleeps in the living room with visitors? you're kidding right?

I was real happy when I got pregnant. The first three months were anguish though. The vomiting was awful. Going to the office was torture. i spent so much time in the bathroom vomiting. I worked with a bunch of dudes and they were always scared. It was like i was going to vomit my intestines. I would be talking to a client and mid sentence i would run to the bathroom. My co workers were cool. They would cover for me and i would go and lay down in the back. I was always in a feverish sleep.

My labor was really wierd. I was hallucinating , tumbling and screaming all in my mind.   on the outside I was just sobbing like a baby. I begged for the epidural. oh. I begged for it like you have no idea. Those contractions were merciless. The epidural worked like magic. numbed me from the waist down. sweet relief. It was the wierdest feeling of my life. It was like an out of body experience. It was like i was watching myself in labor. When eventually my baby came out i was so tired. It felt like i had just moved a mountain.I slept for 14 hours before i went to see her for the first time.  I remember the doctor came to wake me up twice to go and see her and try breastfeeding. i was so tired, i just shook my head and went back to sleep. She just left me alone.  . Looking at my daughter now, i know that it was most definitely a privilege.

Ive lived in cities all my life but ive about had it. The bustle, the adrenalin, the stress. Its beginning to drive me crazy. Soon i will move to a little known village in nigeria and live a simple life. Far from the maddening crowd!

I have just one and i am exhausted all the time.

He couldnt have been that drunk!

vulgar is the right word!

lock wetin?
When two grown adults want to 'yab' each other to death we shd let them. Must a moderator always jump in? Are they children?
Ehen jare, where were you guys? 

Havent these women heard of arsenic?

why would anyone flog a pregnant woman or throw an object at her?
LAWD have mercy!

4 Play:
Come hia, do you think the multiplier is 1.5 or 0.8? Answer the question before I slap you

who me? .
I have no idea about the metrics. I just need my check cheque in the mail.

Let me leave before these men start physically fighting.

zaragoza:
@Spoilt
You are still saying thesame thing but with a little re-arrangement of what you said earlier. No matter how you twist it, only one meaning can be deduced from it i.e you dont lie. You must be a good role model.

@ zaragoza
You heard me right the first time. I dont lie. My not lying has nothing to do with sainthood. I just cant be bothered trying to make up fibs. If i did it,I tell you i did it.Its up to you to deal with my truth. end of discussion.

@Zaragoza
Im not a saint. Far from it. If im not able to defend or own up to somethin i did, i just dont do it. Its easy as pie really.

Eat 2 sticks of butter everyday.

This is an old thread but oh well.

The bulk counting position and teller position is usually an OND one so if you are a HND Holder and decide to apply for it, then that's your business. Hasnt half bread always been better than puff puff? The bank has no control over what you are paid. I believe most of them are contract staff through an agency. Talk to your agency or leave. Besides that little experience you get as a contract staff in one bank will blow doors off their hinges for you in the next bank.

Wetin be this long thing?

I dont lie. i dont feel the need to. I get as much bang by telling the truth like i would a lie. Im not scared of repercussions or facing actions of anything i do. when i do something and im asked "Did you do this or that"? I'll be like yeah! I did. Make you call police.

I dont know about women loving bastards.
One thing i do know though is that the whole playa thing does nothing and never did do anything for me. Ive read the book the art of seduction that tells guys to sorround themselves with beautiful adoring women and flirt with their girl's friends or sisters to make her mad or jealous and all other blah blah BS. I hate that book I remember reading it and wondering WTF? but it seemed like just about every idiot guy bought the book and was trying to imbibe it into their everyday lives. the results? Dudes walking around talking and acting like they dropped out of a sleazy movie. trying hard to put on a persona that wasnt them. Like the book said to do you could sorround yourself with airheaded women who sing your praises and make your frail ego grow. That 'act will never attract the real kind of woman that is worth the ring. Just drop the act and display real man qualities.

how could you forget rasputia?

Why dont they just use needles to sew their mouths shut? Why stop at roadblocks?