₦airaland Forum

St.Funmi:
"They". Who will be this they?. The  bitch scandalized taribo to save her face.

When one woman leaves you, the problem may be with her. When three leave in quick succession then its you. Who wants to live with a man that has two green made -of -attachment horns. You sound like you like him. His own personal voltron.  

Taribo had been married before and also had live in girl friends. Last time i checked you didnt need to have a wedding band on your finger to be beaten to a pasty pulp.  

My dear they said the ding a ling does not work. Time that could have been used doing correct stuff in the bedroom was used to beat his women to an inch of their lives. Imagine that muscled Taribo giving a woman a beat down.  

St.Funmi:
Again, If black women and most Nigerian women have learnt to divorce and divide their husbands kingdom into two at any slight opportunity, do you blame brothers for going white?

What happened to Taribo West when he married Atinuke even though he was in love with a French woman?

wasnt taribo exposed as being an impotent wifebeater?  

St.Funmi:
A Nigerian woman may have killed his using juju. So what's the difference?

You believe in juju?  

SHENANIGAN:
Sorry

Dont apologize to me. apologize to our beloved nation of Nigeria for trying to sneak in an extra state.  

**osisi:
That is a true story.,I met the man at an Igbo meeting

You met the dead man?  

SHENANIGAN:
Yes I'm Igbo but I'm from Anambra state not Umuahia state. And I speak Igbo a little because my parents and family members all speak Igbo around us.

Dude there is no umuahia state.  

KarmaMod:
Im not sure whether to laugh or cry

Please laugh. It has got to be a joke.

davidylan:
I'm only stating a honest opinion, Obama loves his wife . . . personally i wont look at her twice. There are tons of other black women who i consider beautiful.

Every average Joe man is expected to be married to a knockout. Woman don suffer. The more successful your husband the more beautiful you are expected to be.

davidylan:
its not often i agree with you but you are right on the money . . . well except the marrying you part of it.

You think she looks like a baboon?
I see you guys are agreeing with the hateful racists who think all black women are ugly and baboonlike.  

debosky:
So you can beat him up every night? No thanks, We want a president, not a victim of domestic abuse.  

debosky you need to send me funmi's pic so i can see those Roger Ramjet shoulders.  

St.Funmi:
Because Michelle looks like a baboon and not a true representative of a black woman. Damn, Obama should have married me.

She is a true representation of many black women m'dear. We are not talking plastic beauty, fake boobs and blond hair. We are talking real everyday woman and mother.

davidylan:
Infact he would have won by a larger landslide.

True that.  [s]Why would Obama want a white woman when he has michelle[/s]?  

davidylan:
. . . maybe they'll have the "cutsy" little proposal after a game.

Cute my crusty feet! I'll be sitting there with a smirk of disapproval on my black face.

If obama had married a white woman, blackwoman own for don kpafuka!   It would have been the ultimate endorsement for succesful black men marry white women!!! Chei!

davidylan:
Its true most successful black blokes go for white women but heck, its their lives. Give my brother chance abeg. When we are sharing the money we will remember you.

I rejoice when they go after them. I dont try to stop them. I just sit by my window, watching my clock to see when they crawl back over the hill broke and accused of battery. heheh ehe ehe he.

St.Funmi:
How will they follow your rules when guys are slower than women?

Slow is really the word. The body of a giant and the brain of a bird. When you have that kind of dough how do you not identify those that have golddigger stamped on their foreheads?   Thinking with the crotch is a real illness.  

**osisi:
haven't you heard of women that bite giant holes into the condom to make sure they conceive?

Rule number one for athletes always flush the condom . Women have been known to dumpster dive and use turkey basters to artificially inseminate.
!!!!

Funmi is heavy enough to play in the NFL, so why the man go look her side?

Na wife him dey find not a running back.

I go die oh. .  Debosky show some mercy. A full left quarterback perhaps?

debosky:
Cowboy? At least those have balls!  

You can't step up to your naija sisters so you took a shortcut to Utah? Good luck with your inbred wife.  

These athletes sef and their choice of women. The other day i had a client who was the ex girlfriend of a footballer. She has serious dough in the bank because she cranked out a kid for him. She was bragging about how she hit  him up for serious dough when they broke up. She broke up with him because he got injured and the dough is not rolling in like it was before.    I was just left wondering where the heck they get these chics from.   but then again she had a perfect set of fake breasts. [s]Used those plastic things to charm him i guess.[/s]

A ghost white freckled chic with mountain dew teeth!  
Better you than us dude. good luck. At least you have a white woman.  

SHENANIGAN:
What is wrong with marrying a white girl, I'm in love with this white chic from Utah and if everything works out we'll be married by next fall. Nigerian women like to stick there noses into what is not their business

A white girl from Utah. That's the best you can do?

If i wasnt already married i would have set trap for one of those athletes that live all around california.  Money money every where! Chei!  

St.Funmi:
Who told you she's living a fulfilled life?. Husband, children and successful career are not part of the package but not the whole. One part missing can render the whole package useless. Omotola talks too much and part of it is because she's an uneducated braggart. Celebrities like Joke Silva has been there before her and whenever you read her interviews, she's right on the money and makes accurate statement. Telling a journalist that you were dating other men while dating your husband is foolish because it makes you an infidel. She should count herself lucky because if it were in America, the media would've made it look as if she's sleeping with the whole world. It seems most of us here do not understand the dictionary meaning of dating.


Dating is to go out with a partner for romantic purposes. So, how can she be going out with more than one partner for romantic purposes simultaneously if she's not a cheat.

Her husband comes off as a pervert too because for a 26yr old man to be dating a 16 yr old is perversion at its height. It's like they were made for each other.

Infidel? Infidel?!!!
Nairaland, I go die oh!

the passport will be put on the dead person's chest. . lets see if it will let him get past St Peter at the pearly gates.

Moonstone:
Igbo or Ibo, whichever one - I think there is a catch. People better watch it before they ask to be recruited. I think they are enlisting their lives in Iraq.

The know that perfectly well. Anything for the blue passport.

Igbo is the language spoken by the tribes of people that live in Imo state, Enugu, Anambra, and some neighboring states
While
Ibo is the tribe or group of people that speak Igbo.
This is simple, I don't know why educated people keep making the same bullshit mistake when refering to Ibo people.

@ Outlaws , despite your very strongly worded post. you are wrong.
Igbo people speak Igbo the same way Yoruba people speak yoruba. If you choose to join the barrage of people who think it sounds more palatable being called Ibo. Feel free. Just dont try to 'correct' 'educated people'.

I'm suprised that you guys are falling for these cheap scams. We are Nigerians and we know these scams are all over the place. Why do business with someone you dont know well and who has no known physical location? Im sorry for your losses. Just dont be so trusting next time.

They want to pick our Igbo brains. They cannot know our secret!!!
I would be useless to them with my half baked igbo.

I totally would.
I married a younger man so no judgement here.

She was 16 and he was 26?
I dont understand what such a grown dude will be looking for with a 16 year old child. I was once 16 and of course i thought i knew everything.I was just a shrimp afterall. . A 10 year gap is a lot anytime. Its more understandable if shes 26 and he 36 or she's 36 and he's 46. Not him 16 and her 6!!
It always amuses me when a girl grows up in her husband's house and shows her true color or self. Why does he act so shocked at the change? Afterall thats what she would have been like had he waited before marrying her.