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Every other person in naija is accused of being a witch.

Nigerians are witchcraft sensitive.

Someone like Dr Reuben Abati should know when to reject a 'gift' , be it paid for, at a discount or whatever. That would ensure he remains blameless while doing his great work. It is true that everyone has a price. Prime plots in Abuja? Hmmmmmmmm.

Why would anyone maltreat anybody else be it a house help or otherwise?
I've never ascribed to beatings.What does it solve? I was always the one who would throw myself between mad-as-hell aunties and their housemaids who were about to get a whooping.
When a non privileged family gives you their child you should remember that you are that child's guardian and should treat that child like your own. The child shouldn't be first to wake up and last to go to bed. Feeding them scraps and burnt food is also unacceptable. taking them out to the fast food joint to stare while your kids dig into yummy snacks is also bad. Clothing them in rags and letting them sleep on the hard cold floor when there are spare beds all over the place is unkind. The thing about life is that no one knows tomorrow. Tomorrow always comes with its surprises and payback.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234526.msg3475324#msg3475324 date=1234809982]Don't even think about it. . . . .[/quote]Lol. each time i visit. I am cured.

HeatFusion:
So true. My mom left with 6 suitcases, came back with 1

She said she almost came back with nothing sef

they would take the clothes off your back if they could.

Kobojunkie:
Are you sure?? Or are they going for a holiday?
So, you are saying that people go back home to a poorer standard of life?

They are only returning to the standards they are used to. At least no taxes, no bills.

People are trooping back to naija because of the economic recession here in the U.S. On the other hand each time i visit nigeria (which is every year by the way!) the standard of living seems to be getting worse for everyone! Life is unbearable, Nepa is hopeless, streets are filthy. Twenty generators in the neighbourhood are on at the same time driving you insane. People just try to take everything you came back with, even your suitcases!  Its like a bad joke! Nigerians are a unique people. We have gotten so used to suffering that we dont know how other people live. Some will insist its not so bad. (probably the bankers and oil workers) but what about the vast majority that dont earn that kind of money. Ive considered returning to nigeria several times. I have no doubt in my mind that i will get a good job with a fantastic salary with the experience that i have but the living conditions are so bad. Even if you erect your own mansion, once you step out of your gates into the streets, you are at the mercy of a system that does not work. nigeria is still home for me. I love nigeria but something has got to give. 

madarchord:
Rihanna deserved to be beaten. She is very disrespectful to her man and showing off her body. That is not the african way.
I hope the young man does not lose his career over this

Do we still have people that sound like this? in 2009? Seriously?

We await the male version. We may wait forever!

Is dude really asking us how he should make love to his wife? ! Well i never!

Bleed to death if you like, he will still not be happy.

Destroy the back and save the front. Smart. real smart!

RichyBlacK:
You make a point here though.

The saying goes, as long as there's no penetration, anything goes!

RichyBlacK:
Well, I'm not saying I'm one of those men, but don't you think a virgin has a stronger than usual ability to restrain the urge to sexually please a man whose main goal is to bang her and move on?

Virgins are dangerous. Take their hymen with a pinch of small. You have a hymen doesnt mean you dont have a mouth, fingers, cleavage and a back door.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232788.msg3458348#msg3458348 date=1234400581]What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina?? [/quote]Ahem, the similarities?   Both are edible amongst other things. .

RichyBlacK:
Tufiakwa!

I want clean blood , not dirty smelly chicken blood!

Irony, irony. Blood from someone's nether regions ? ok oh!

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232788.msg3458320#msg3458320 date=1234399785]why didn't I hear of all these things before marriage?
I would have killed 2 chickens and spilled their blood on our vono bed [/quote]he would have thought the chicken was for a palatable dinner.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232788.msg3458328#msg3458328 date=1234400056]This is hilarious!!!!
[b]Blood on the last day of period is different from virginal blood. . . . .[/b]One is purer than the other. [/quote]Blood consistency expert.  

@ Osisi You had a vono bed?  

My sister i know someone who had sex with a dude on the last day of her period. Dude was jumping up and down celebrating her hymen.  

@ Osisi
you go kill me. You couldnt have described it better.

When you pay the rent doesnt she feel free in the house?

Men are dumb.
You dont even have to repair your hymen. The more they look the less they see.   Ive known girls who were no virgins whose boyfriends mentioned to me how proud they were that they were found "AT HOME" . . At home? Who was at home?  I go die oh!  I guess you just need to be a good actress.

To think that you can actually be killed because you dont have a hymen.

When I go on a shoppping spree and later get buyers remorse i blame the devil.

Which Jim Iyke. to me he looks like a burnt fish!

what's unethical about repairing a hymen?
We aim to please! You want a hymen? One tough hymen coming up dear!!!!

onyekab:
spoilt, post ur pic lets see how u look. i bet u are fugly lol

Yeah i am . Very.

zangief:
Will u people stop bout this. Her father is the one who looted billions from the state so why should she be effected? All this negetivity is not good. Poor girl, well I don't mean that she's poor, but i feel sorry for her little soul. And what's this hair talk I hear about? Y'all really don't have nothing better to do. Leave the girl out of this and attact the father!

Voltron, how do you know her soul is little?

onyekab:
spoilt, dot be a hater who cares about her hair. i bet she looks 10 times beta than u.
get a life woman.

Whatever dude.

obi06:
@sara1981, dis woman u have no shame o. So u dot even see nothin wrong with dis thread. We all get it u hate Sam egwu, but putin his daughter's pic indicates somthin is not rite with u. Are u d devil or what?

please leave devil talks out of this.

All her dad's dough and she hooks herself up with that jacked up weave? . Well i never!
[s]This recession is making me mean. I need to stop.[/s]

Bloggers are having a field day coming up with what transpired. All kinds of bizzare reasons.
All i know is that Chris Brown is a rodent.

bawomolo:
chris brown has some MMA training. Rihanna is lucky CB only went randy couture on her ass, it could have been a rampage jackson esque whooping .

I can't wait for the police report to be released. expect Rihanna to stick up for her man in court.

No be battered woman syndrome? when the whole world is against him and calling for his head, she'll start feeling sorry for him.