₦airaland Forum

na2day?:
hmmmmmmm, and your bank is located in Los Angeles but yet a nigerian bank? what bank is that by the way?

dude, i said i worked. past tense! cant you read?

i know lots of couples where the woman is older and looks a lot better than the man. is it just me or are nigerian men aging prematurely these days?

it is his own kolanut.

why not outdoors?

i worked in the right bank. the best bank in nigeria.

my honey moon was in Europe. it was fun and yeah i came back pregnant.

the women in the bank really dont use the opportunity their job affords them to catch different men in the banking hall.

bankers in naija have girls falling all over them .
I worked in the bank in naija and good grief, those guys have a field day. A gang of girls will troop in 'escorting' a friend who came to cash a N20 cheque. its ridiculous. . they hear bankers earn well. but poor things they probably didnt hear that if you work hard for money you dont give it away. bankers are tight fisted.

this is torture. I just went out and bought sweet corn in the cans. Its like food of the gods when used in beans and corn combo.

segunpc:
which of the breast were u playing with?

. does it matter whether left or right?

i contribute the numbers 1,2,3 and 4

Its so hard to leave married men. The gifts, the money, stolen trysts. Danger and excitement. but in moments of reality you would rather have your own man .one who is unencumbered. one who doesnt have to go home to his own wife and children. I wish you luck in deciding what you want for yourself.

siena
ok, hopefully one day you'll unconciously blurt it out. make that type it out. then we'll be all up in your business.

i kiss my husband in public, home and abroad. we've been told to get a room a couple of times. Ive seen couples making out in public. i just walk on by. who knows how bad they've got it?

siena now im really curious
i think you are a good guy. [s]If i pm you, will you spill. i wont tell.[/s]

siena
tell us now who is going to be sitting in front (or at the back) of your completed car.

you are beautiful.

carry go means ride on or something like that.
please spill. which nairaland honey belongs to you?  

akata boy from your earlier post you seem to be looking for a cook and cleaner .makes me wonder whatever happened to your 2 God given hands. The african mentality is often that of a man going into marriage with all these expectations of what a wife will do for him. Because a woman cannot cook or clean doesnt make her a bad wife. Do you cook and clean?

Siena:
Militia, na true word I talk na! E be like say the poster be one of them guys wey no dey clean yanch, them go wera boxer so tey, de ting go begin gum them yanch!

So tey, when them go com remove de boxer, e go be like sey them dey wax!

_{Militia, am I getting better?}

kudos to nairaland.
siena wey be true ajebutter to the core don dey blow street pidgin. siena carry go abeg!

OgidiBoy:
My friend are you sure you want to marry a Yoruba girl I'm sure you know what the say about yoruba people, Oh well is your life and it's you that will come back in less than one year crying because the marriage did not work out.

what about youruba girls? my friend, run away.

excuse me but men are always in denial.
you need to see the skid marks that guys carry around in their boxers and it doesnt concern them. they will wear those boxers for weeks on end with the crust. ewwww!

you no well.
is kunu the height of enjoyment? so sweet that your toes curl?

i can still fit.
i like the second. i like brown.