₦airaland Forum

hehehe.
the villagers stayed dry mouthed oh! which kind list. My husband definitely got a good deal.

i was 'sold' for N30.  
my dad actually quarrelled with the people who brought 'the list' from the village.
they didnt donate one pencil in my training or schooling then they surface to up the price for
a young, beautiful graduate who is based abroad! funny!  

yikes! my poor eyes!

its not about the money. I dated guys that didnt have cars. oh boy! no be small thing. i cant tell you the hell they put me through. trekking and biking and perching with friends. you try to not complain because you like him. it wasnt fun especially as i had my own car. women are fragile. you cant have me trudging through mud and dangling from molues because i love you.

nwando:
Uchenna I told you I saw an Igbo man here in America wearing an apron and serving peppersoup in his own home
a man with an african american wife

If the wife was nigerian then i would have whipped out his cape, crown and medal!

rjimid . . . welcome to the world of faceless Nigerian women who are more interested in your passport and cash than your professed love.

@ 4him do you not know how to not generalize?

nwando make you show rjimid how to quote. i have a flight to catch right now.  
see y'all later.  

uche is up in arms already. voltron!
Dont you know a jibe when you hear one? relax.

nwando:
women with an extra stomach below their pants

i dont know what that thing is but it looks like their butt rotated and came to the front!  

@rjimidi
was just curious. Welcome to nairaland, where you will make a lot of friends and enemies. Hopefully you dont draw your conclusions about us from some psychos you meet here.

are you american rijmid? did you join nairaland to find out more about nigerians?

Uche2nna:
Now I am seriously confused. Thought I had stumbled into a thread that insinuates that Naija girls in diaspora do not like dating Naija men because they are so unromantic. Now u dey take them back after oyibo don show them pepper

insinuates ke? are there still women who expect romance from nigerian men? stop playing. we just take them. uncouth and abrasive as they come.

rjimid:
well, guess i been trampled, judged, and executed. but, most good juries collect evidence. you don't know me YET!

can i know you?

this is nairaland. we are judge, jury and executioner all rolled in one. 

dont 'we' always take them back after 'oyibo' or 'akata' don show them pepper ?
come crawling back like water drenched nkapi.

this is one of the few times im tongue tied. Dont even know what to say to original poster!

d-reloaded who tell you? have u seen any old pics of him with tribal marks?
almondjoy cool down oh!

rjimid:
OK, i'm new here so don't trample me. I've been married twice to LAZY americans. I don't mind giving, but don't always be taking either. It's time for some culture and REAL women in my life. That is why I made a friend in Nigeria, and we are making plans.

another one comes to his senses. the prodigal returns.

nwando:
By the way,what are those unsightly scars on seal's cheeks

_{are they from cheek implants?}

I've always wondered

why anyone would implant cheeks is way beyond me.  

please come and eat the frog i saw in my garden yesterday evening. it was big and yummy. i ran for my life but i think its still there.

D-reloaded. I swear i had been thinking he looked familiar. you nailed it. He's kinda cute sometimes but he does have the billy goat thing going on.

smile4kenn:
Mind u "spoilt" am proud to be nigerian and don't even believe in dual.

sorry, then why the haste if you arent feeling her?
i'm married. Marriage is a lifetime commitment. No jokes.

i'm black as night. No apologizes . Compliments all the way. I love me.

some women have the tendency to be desperate.
A co-worker of mine once had about 60 missed calls from the same psychotic freak of a chick. i feared for his safety. One thing nigerian guys do not realize is that there are many unstable girls out there. In the quest for pleasure and quickies they give their numbers to all and sundry. They give their numbers to tomato sellers, street walkers, psychos and witches. These chicks after a one night stand cant believe its over. They call and flash and flash you into the ground. Serves those guys right. One day their cup will be full and run over.

Did we mount her with you?

The more you look the less you see.
if she hadnt told you would you have known? cool down oh. at least you snagged an honest one.

blah blah blah.
You are engaged and hanging casually with numerous women?

do u need a british visa?

of course KSA  will protest!   ha! he has to eat now.
my sister just had her wedding . the honourable chairman of the occasion, a former bank MD politely requested that no one spray or throw money on the floor. Nobody protested. They just went up to the front, congratulated the couple and put whatever they had in the box set up in front. It didnt spoil the mood, it didnt cause heaven to fall and i didnt see bar beach dry up.  

@ d- reloaded
Just In general. we are a young couple. I'm only a little wee bit older.

I cant speak igbo. Circumstances beyond my control. As long as you can communicate in something , then you are good.