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Keep slaying, you better find something doing to better your life and don't depend on child support from Davido alone.

And again, come to Jesus. He is the maker of all things. He loves you.

Eleyi gidi gaan.

The girl dey vex ooo

Agreed she is a disaster in the kitchen.

Do you love her?
If you really do as you claim, owing to the fact that you are a better cook, you can take your time to teach her and make her a good cook. I believe with time she will improve and get better.

amaniro:

E money


Electronic money


Electronic=Laptops,


Laptops=Yahoo

are thinking what am thinking?

SARS locate!!!

Delta Charlie, copy copy

We are dispatching the Alpha team now
At the same time the Bravo team are well positioned within the target perimeter.

Permission to deploy full arsenal on the target sir.
Putting into cognisance the civilian poupulace within the cordoned space, we have decided to use tactical manouever as we approach the target whose exact location is in view. Exactly 10.2 Naitical miles from the situation room.

Permission to activate the plan sir.

Just look at them.
This evil men, sons of Judas.

Wo oju won bii ti pépéyé
Wo ésè wón bii ti tolotolo.

Result of living a fake life.

Fakelicious people everywhere.

Living only for the gram.

Mtchhheeeeeeeeew.

If this guy doesnt get carried away, works harder and humbles himsef, he will definitely go far.

I love the way he handles the round leather.

Nice one from Husspuppi.

This is tge very first post from this guy that i will admire.

Anty Kemi really need all the help available.

Good one Ramoni

Incredible
Adonbilivit
Buhari must hear about this
EFCC
ICPC



#ENDTIME

Omg.

Eleyi gidigaaan

Kontinue. As if we dont know how you got the possessions.

Will you keep kwayet already.

At least we know Toyin Lawani gave you the car.
It was a sign up gift into her hoe-lo-sho empire.
Now that you signed the contract, your market is really selling warawara.
How wont you get a house in a short while.
You got to the finals riding on the wings of Miracle, congratulations.


My own be say make good use of the links you get from the contract...because nothing lasts for ever.
But enjoy yourself while it lasts.

But really, my wish for you is that you come to the knowledge of Christ.

I really wonder if most of our musicians celebs cant do without smoking ni.

Abi wetin im hold for hand so?

What exactly is happening here.
How i wish this Saraki's case could be used as a deterrent to all polithiefcians who might likely commit the same offence in the future.

Saraki goan thank your stars sir.

We all know your hands are not clean.

Your evil exploits in Kwara state and Society General Bank comes to mind quickly.

The ghosts of those who died as a result of the unfortunate bankruptcy of Society De General bank under your supervision, their ghosts will not allow you rest.

In shaa Allah

Is that why the bride to be has to advertise her "Olympus is fallen" wares and harrass our sensibility just like that?

Mr Jide now that we have seen what you are gonna be paying bride price for. I think those wares are no longer exclusive to you.

Hurray.

It is official guys.

The end of the world is here.

Jesus is coming back any time soon.

Guys be ready.

The signs are ominous. Boldly written everywhere you turn.

Ok.
It is official. Oshiomole has finally lost it.

What a propaganda.


Nonsense.

Depart from me satan.

You have no place in my life.

Daughters of Jezebel
Awon omo wobe
Awon omo igbeyin aiye

In as much as i see you got all it takes to get the desired job.
Top notch CV
Intelligence
Marketability.

One thing is obviously lacking on that list.
The God factor.

Brother please involve God.
The bible says...this type goeth not out except by fasting and prayers.

Trust me. I have been there.
I kept getting invites. I was always very close to clinching the job.
That remained my song until i went spirirual.

It was obvious my case was beyond normal.
God had to be involved.

Today the story has changed.
To him alone be the glory.

#OIC gang
#Averageof500ksalary

This is lovely and inspiring.

Kudos to you ma'am.

Weldonemah

daewoorazer:
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Is wooing online a good business too your excellency?

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Wooing kwanu. That's pure admiration void of negativity.
Trust me.

Rather than keeping kwayet and using vaseline in the corner of your room.

Ladynia2:
Cobham keep the good work going.

Nice picture. Looking good is good business.

Anty Tiwa wharisdis.

I didnt say anything ooh.

Remember Boda Jamilu is growing up ooh. He will grow up to see most of the actions you ........

If truly this came from the prof then I doubt he is a prof in deed.
He is nothing but a dense/daft lecturer who is not worth being called a professor.
How can you have this massive evidence against the girl and you could not use it to exonerate yourself, you allowed things get bad to the point of being sacked.
What a shame of an academician without brain.

Mtcheeeeeeew.

Oga goan sit down jare, you got served simply because you are not as smart as the student who is supposed to learn from you.

What then do you know sir. How did you become a prof sir.

Chai.
See format. My G has gotten what hr wants.
Person wey say na governorship position im want, im not even start from small post like councillorship,local govt chaitmanship or ward chairmanship.

All needs is settlement from the top.

Omo, i think i go use this same format in 2019.

Dappertwayne:
The office of the AGF needs to do something about its abysmally low record in securing conviction against high-profile criminals like Saraki. It's a shame, something is wrong somewhere
MODIFIED
So After almost 4 years on NL, i finally get FTC

LMAO.

AGF?

Do we even have one?
Is that one competent?

You need to hear that guy talk. You will be ashamed on his behalf.

I sometime wonder how he rose thru the ranks sef.

Omg. How would you call this a building?
This is nothing but a disaster waiting yo happen.

Ibadan has lots of houses like this.

We actually dont need a sooth sayer or a witch doctor to tell us something is wrong somewhere.

Her demeanor most times betrays her.

She has this air around her that smirks of "lack of confidence". More like, chaii there is someone out there who knows my deepest secret oooh and who might use it against me at any time. In fact i dont even know if there is any damage about me being done as i speak.

This is exactly what i have been seeing on her face.

ladyF:
How come it's only ladies that send out their nudess? We don't hear of guys' raunchy pictures getting leaked.

It's simple.

The guy might have even sent his nudes a couple of times.
But here is the snag. He sends his nudes without his face. Bae sees it and gets carried away.
Bae feels obliged to reciprocate.
She does so without caution.
Her face and all are well captured.

So when it happens, if the guy releases her nudes clearly showing her face she can never deny it.
But if she releases his nudes too in retaliation the guy can deny it because nothing shows it is the guy's nude.
It cud have been a random pics from anyone or anywhere.

When dey say ladies have fish brain, this is an instance.
Else how on earth would you allow a guy hold u to randsome due to your carelessness.

#playsafe
#playsmart
#shineyoureye



QED.

Nairaland. Ayam not understanding again ooh.
Is nairaland now subtly celebrating nudity??

What kind of devil will make someone expose what should be privately private and yet be happy doing so.

#End-time-in-deed

Nairaland what is happening now.
Have you turned to celebrities blog ni??

So we should goan fry beans because it is Chioma?

Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Happy birthday sir.

We share the same birth month.

Mine is next week friday.


LORD PLEASE SHOW UP AND PICK MY CALL BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

THOSE WHOSE CALLS ARE BEEN PICKED DO NOT HAVE 2 HEADS NEITHER ARE THEIR HEADS BIGGER OR LONGER.

SHOW MERCY LORD.

AMEN.