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Practicing ones religion is an individual affair. Asking if Catholics practice their religion is like asking the egg and the chicken, which came first.

Please poster, Nairaland may get you even more confused. If you want to understand a particular religions teaching, please look for their web sites. Check www.ewtn.com for more on catholic teachings.

Na JOKE be this? very dry

Poster, August meeting is observed by Ibos in general and not Catholics. Please get your facts right before post. The truth is that Ibos who are catholics also join in the meeting.

Mind you, i am not an Igbo man but i am a Catholic. I have never in my life heard of August meeting except from the Nigerian home movies.
Please correct me if i am wrong, is there any tribe apart from the Ibos that practice August meeting?

I don't take saharareporters serious because their stories are incoherent.
All the same, if Ibori picked his Judges, it is not new. Rotimi Chibuike Amaechi picked his Judges in the Supreme Court that handed him Rivers State. The same Judge Katsina-Alu has been linked to all the cases won by Amaechi and Nyeso Wike, Amaechi's Chief (Thief) of Staff.
So my brothers, leave am like that, Na Naija we dey. If i get that can connection, i go pick my own country self.

So, why then do you still need a woman if you get all these in a beer?

This has been my method and it always work.

And you said you were a graduate? I think it is because of you that the saying makes meaning. Some go through school without allowing the school to go through them.
Simple, virginity is a blessing in disguise if you kept it up till now. At least you will not be afraid of unprotected sex and STDs couple to "i think i am pregnant of our ladies.
Big ups men, i really envy you

palaver short, if na woman beater, hire body guard, if na womanizer, buy gold circle factory. Anyone, man na man.

Naija innovations. If to say NEPA, abi PHCN dey function, do we really need generators?

Chei, see naija police. If Naija police dey life China own, my people i for join police ooh. See hitech in action.

I use IPNX black box. It is okay but depends on a lot of factors. Link/Coverage, speed/platform e.t.c.
For me, it is no different from other broadband just that you spend more for better speed. check out their packages on www.ipnxnigeria.net.

When the head is rotten, the body is also rotten. Look at it this way, we have a sick president, sick NFF, sick coach. What do you expect from Amodu other than trash. Militants are to be paid N65,000 every month as amnesty allowance abi salary. Super Eagles were paid $10,000 winning [s][/s]bonus for drawing. You see, in Nigeria, you are paid in full when you fail or do the wrong thing.
So, make them make sure say them pay SIASIA loosing bonus because he deserves even more. Taking over a team just three months into the tournament. For me, he (Siasia) remains the best and only coach left in this country.

AMODU, i say SHUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

How old are you guys? I mean, you, your friend and his cousin. Well, first of all, tell your gf that she should introduce you to her family (parents) as a friend. This move if you agreed will stop the black (white)mail.
Since your friend is aware of your relationship with his cousin yet he wants to have sexual intercourse with her, then you better end the relationship with him

Well, since you have refused to tell us, i guess you keep it. After all, my imagination is as good as yours. I may not be surprised if you don't even know

Sri Lanka

I am not sure if this is the right place for this thread but all the same, please accept it as it comes.

My role model happens to be Pope John Paul II not because he is a Christian (Catholic) or a religious leader but because of how his life affect the human race. It is on record that he was the first Pope to worship in a Mosque, a feat that brought Christianity and Island together.
My second role model happens to be Bill Gates, a high school drop-out who changed the face of the world with the introduction of Microsoft. Apart from being a wealthy man, he has only one child (unlike some billionaire who would bear so many children) and donates to charity.

These two guys really touched me as i try to emulate the good qualities they have.
The third happens to be my dear MUM. (reasons are for me and me alone)

So, who are your role model(s)?

Spyker:
I will tell you what you did that made her[b] to[/b] leave.

1. You refused to deflower her (she would never ask you to but deep inside her, that is what she wants[b])[/b]
2. Your refusal lead her to start another relationship with someone she probably is not in love with.
3. Seeing you after all those year[b]s[/b] made her to remember the "fool" she must have allowed to deflower her.

Trust me man, this happen[b]ed[/b] to me (five years relationship without sex) and i am talking out of experience

Ladies in the house, please tell me if my assumptions above[b]are[/b] true or not.

Typographic error and wrong use of tenses on my part. i stand corrected

Pilot - Too scary for his life, i guess i have to be a prayer warrior for me to survive with him
Doctor - i hate the idea of leaving at odd hours of the day to attend to patients except she is a pediatrician
Lawyer - Except she works for the government or company otherwise no way. i don't like private practice for female lawyers
Journalist - Not bad, but she must set limits
Teacher: A thousand reason. Apart from being poor (poor wages), teachers make the best kind of wives (since i'm a guy). They have more time for their family, have more holidays, enjoys taking care of kids (their included) and above all, can be very economical when in comes to managing resources of their spouses.

**********My mum is a teacher and i enjoyed every moment i spent with her while growing up*****************

419 + 419 = 419

WAYO

I will tell you what you did that made her leave.

1. You refused to deflower her (she would never ask you to but deep inside her, that is what she wants
2. Your refusal lead her to start another relationship with someone she probably is not in love with.
3. Seeing you after all those year made her to remember the "fool" she must have allowed to deflower her.

Trust me man, this happen to me (five years relationship without sex) and i am talking out of experience

Ladies in the house, please tell me if my assumptions above is true or not.

Liquidity my ass? We are liquidated even before independence. Wetin this man dey talk self. Another reason to waste money

This country no need NYSC again not that it is totally useless, but for me, it has served its purpose and should be scrapped.
Come to think of it,
NYSC stands for NOW YOUR SUFFERINGS CONTINUE
along side other failed programs of the nigerian state like PHCN - PROBLEM HAS CHANGE NAME

Poster, i hope say you enjoyed your stay in PHC cos its a great place no matter how you view it

I wonder why we copy negative habits fast and try to make it normal. Africans naturally cover their bodies especially the ladies. I remember in the early 1990s, ladies who wore trousers were insulted and harassed by men, but now it is a normal thing. Dressing sexy does not mean you should dress indecent. What the guy(s) want is to dress sexy but not provocative. Imagine a girl exposing her breasts and pants in the name of fashion!    

It is only a man who values a woman that wants her to change her kind of dressing, so i am support of the guy who monitors how his girl dress irrespective of where he met her (whether na club, ashawo house, party or church).
Ladies in the house, take note of this. Only a man who values you would want you to appear descent. If he allows you to dress indescent, he only cares for himself (not even his image or name) alone and that is not a sign for a man who wants to put a ring in your hand.

Are you sure you read your own article well, cos it seems you are referring to the Jewish practices during the time of Jesus. All in all, our (Nigeria) culture does not give freedom to women as it ought to be.

You were my first mistake but i never regretted it?

What if she is a cripple or she is blind or an slowpoke, will you marry her for the job or you just felt like posting a ridiculous thread.

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A fool at 40 is a fool forever. So forget about independence, we (Nigeria) were not ready for Independence before it was given to us. It is like giving a man a wife when he is not ready for marriage. Even now, we are not yet ready for independence that is why we would not get it right.

How i wish the British never left when they did.