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So let him explain where he got N100m to buy APC presidential form. Awon ole!

flexyrule:
Intimidating C130...

You definitely know nothing about planes..

I have seen this aircraft up close while working in a NAF base. Whenever this plane touched down, it was a cynosure of attention. It is definitely a massive and intimidating aircraft.

CondenseMilk:
How about airpeace !
No word for him?

A C-130 Hercules aircraft can carry more passengers than a commercial plane, but they are not designed for passenger comfort.

Acidosis:
You want to introduce Bicycle where? I hope you understand that Lagos is x2 the size of the entire Netherlands (by population)?

We shouldn't be thinking of importing another European norm without basis. Riding bicycle for them is not a matter of population or traffic, but climate change and wellness. Bicycle is a recipe for chaos and disaster in places like Lagos. How many bicycles can replace just 1 BRT?

Climate change is not our business. What we need is HEAVY TAXATION for those who want to use another "used Corolla" to show that they have arrived. MASS TRANSIT should be extremely affordable for everyone (we should have luxurious BRT-like buses) in our streets (of course with good and motorable roads).

For every 1 Corolla on the street with 2 passengers, we should be seeing at least 3 MASS transit buses, each conveying 80-100 people. This is how to defeat vehicular traffic, pollution, and congestion.

Those who want to remain in their "classism" can avoid the MASS TRANSIT for no genuine reason but bodi go tell some by the time they are paying about 200k every month as TAXES for driving. This is the norm in more advanced countries.

Please where did I say I want to introduce bicycle? If you had read my post very well, you will understand that where I was going was that planning of infrastructure (such as the bicycle lanes in Utrecht, Netherlands) must be done in such a way as to accommodate alternative means of transport such as bicycles, which are lacking in Naija. Please try to read and understand posts before commenting off point.

FahBuLous:
This is you just being sheer stupid and foolish...
I believe in God 100% but I don't believe a loving father who knows the end from the beginning would create a place of eternal condemnation for a child he created in his own image to suffer for eternity.
If he actually knows the end from the beginning and he knows I am hell bound, then why did he create me?

Stop for a minute and think and stop being stupid abt useless.. Think fool, think...

No one who believes in God and works according to his Word will use the kind of vulgar words you are using.

You cannot believe in God and believe there is no hell.
God made hell for the devil and his demons, but those humans who reject Christ and do not confess Him as their Lord and Saviour have taken sides with the devil and will end up where the devil is. You cannot have a double allegiance.

FahBuLous:
Don't be stupid and unfortunate, there is no fucking hell, stop misleading the masses...

Please, keep your stupid believe to your stupid self... Hell is just a fiction...

Why are you using swear words?

Your conscience is already judging you and that is why you are making this vulgar outburst. Better repent and seek the light before it is too late.

kingreign:
Do you know how much it cost to rent a 1bedroom in Kubwa or Lugbe?
Lol.

I doubt you do.

Las las we go dey alright.

I am no longer in tune with the prices. It used to be 800k in Lugbe when I left Naija in 2019.

Viking07:
The average Abuja salary starts from 50-70k. 100k is considered a good pay in Abuja. Now which part of Abuja can you rent a decent 1 bedroom apartment with 200k(2 months salary)?

Nigerians in general are suffering from hyperinflation but nobody cares. Price of items keeps going up while salary remains constant. People now use their 3-5 months salary to pay as rent. In gwarimpa. A selfcon is between 900k-1m. How many Nigerians earn 500k monthly? Lol how many can even boast of 200k saved in their accounts at any point in time? We’re joking in this country.

Someone earning 100k a month in Abuja has no business living in Gwarinpa or anywhere inside town. Maybe in Nyanya or Mararaba or Lugbe or Kubwa.

It is just that we do not have a culture of riding bicycles in Nigeria and bicycle lanes were not created the way you have them in places like Utrecht, Netherlands. Otherwise, we should all be cycling and forget plying of buses and paying all kinds of transport fares.

You get your house in a cheaper location, and you cycle to work and back. It will also help to reduce the traffic. If I was the president, I would introduce a vehicle schedule where those whose names start with a particular alphabet can only be allowed to drive on certain days.

Is it even a wise thing to have two sets of chickens brought in at different times?

Some of these sportsmen made money that 90% of the earth's population will not see in 10 generations. Riotous living is the primary suspect.

How much did guys like Segun Odegbami or James Etokebe make in their playing days? Yet they are doing well.

Folorunsho Okenla is also doing well for himself. Same as Papilo, Okocha and several others. The issue here is failure to invest properly in themselves and in proper investment vehicles.

greatopec:
Good day Nairalanders
I will be 40 on Oct 19 this year and I am scared the kind of life I have always desired may not be
achievable. Let me list these things that worries me so that you can probably advise me or assist me in achieving any of them.
1) By 40 I had wished I will be living in my house with cars in my garage
Current situation- I am a salary earner who eagerly waits for the salary to drop before my family can eat conveniently every month.
2)I love cars and driving. Was thinking of getting a good car for Uber business.
Current situation- I have not been able to gather enough money to buy a car for Uber or personal use.
3)Seeking greener pasture abroad.
Current situation- I have not been able to have enough disposable income to even get a passport to start with in the first place.
4)Self development. I had interest in programming so I decided to learn coding and all that. I started with free code camp and also this thread by iyenimofe on nairaland has been so helpful https://www.nairaland.com/1383359/learn-web-design-live-nairaland/6#17571611
The issue I have progressing is that of enough data subscription to watch more tutorials.
5)Acquisition of at least Masters.
I have a passion for learning and self development but I struggled to have my HND with distinction. Gathering enough funds to start my masters program has been an uphill task.

Little about my background
I am an HND graduate
I have a sister who am responsible for also.
I have a wife and two kids.
I work 8-5weekdays

Number 4 will pay for the rest.

I pity the man that will marry such an immature brat. Do they even know what it is marriage?

SARSCoV2:
Dude really tried for Ebonyi

Of pace and continuity can be maintained, Ebonyi is bound to become the best thing from the South-East.

You now start wondering what past administration have been doing. Just in 8 years, dude turned the state around

Honestly, Dave Umahi transformed the state unlike his predecessor Martin Elechi who just plundered and left the state a complete wreck.

Did you ever visit an ENT specialist all this while?

Matrix137:
Dear Nairalanders, so I was born in Nigeria and have lived all my life in this country till this moment ( I'm 22 now). However, my aunt based in United States has offered to bring me to the country. Processing my documents already.

However I'm scared I may put me or her family in trouble when I get there cos America is a civilized country and I'm used to the crude ways and behaviors here which is already part of me and will likely replicate them in America which will surely put me in trouble with the law.

Behaviors like urination on the streets, throwing garbage on the road and many uncivilized behaviors too numerous to mention. So please how do I Behave myself over there. Thanks for reading.

A night in county jail for any misdemeanor charge will straighten you out.

Man Utd at their blistering best!

The last time the change of colours was done, OBJ was the president and he was in full military uniform.

Marvellsmart:
I just found out last night that my husbandto be is gay. Like he is into men. I stumbled upon his phone yesterday night
and saw his chats with his best friend, the supposed best friend that returned from South Africa because of our wedding next week.

We have planned our wedding next Saturday, everything is set. We have dated for four years and never for once did I suspect that he was into men.

In the chat, he was professing love to his best friend. Telling him how he has missed him and his pen!s.

How he had enjoyed last night with him, I even saw my fiance nπdes in their Whatsapp.

I am losing it, please help me. I went to his house for the weekend, on Saturday, he had left me and returned late at night without knowing he was going to have s.ex with his best friend. I just left the house this morning without him knowing cause he is a banker and he leaves home early. I left his door open, packed all my properties and haven't talked to him

He has been calling me since but I am not taking his calls. I couldn't concentrate at work today.

What should I do?

Please help me
love this man so much, he has been a blessing, and I am pregnant for him, but then, why this??

Should I cancel the wedding?
Should I confront him?
I'm confused
I want to run mad.

Maybe you want to contract HIV.
Marry a man that fears God 100%, women no want. Na the one wey go put them for wahala dem sabi.

hardbody:
I do not agree to this. Under the ECOWAS protocol, if you have a valid passport, you can stay in Ghana (and other West African countries) for not more than 90 days at a time without any other papers, not even a visa.

After 90 days, what next? We used to bail Naija guys in Medina police station who were victims of consistent raids by Ghana police.

You think it's only Naija police that takes bribes? Dem dey learn work for where Ghana police day. I have witnessed a Naija guy extorted for 100 GHs. He had to go to a MoMo point to withdraw the cash.

Drey1:
Lol. They don see una finish. How una dey pay dollars for rent for ghana? Shey nah dollar dem dey spend there ni. I no understand again o. Ghana sef dey form Behind. Just see us finish for Nigeria sha. Nah our leaders I blame sha

Landlord charge rent in dollars. When I lived there in Adjiriganor, it was USD I was paying for rent.

clockwisereport:
@kokorokoman

Yes. You can make it.

I always encourage myself with the story of Jibrin Samuel Okutekpa(SAN). Man started primary school (primary 2) at the age of 17 and later dropped out in primary 3 to focus on helping his father in his farm. He later ventured into fire service and auto-mechanic. Started IJMB as a married man and later studied law in UNIJOS. Today, he is a senior lawyer in Nigeria.

He had so many reasons to quit but he kept pushing until he achieved his dream. You can also tow his part. It is never going to be easy but with with due diligence and hardworking, you will achieve anything you set your mind on. Start anything today, no matter how small and watch it grow

The man is even a regular on TV segments discussing law and politics. So popular that BAT even invited him to join his legal team. That's how far the man's level is now in Naija.

RaptorX:
I will never understand how a black person will say they are fighting for black people's right, then go marry the daughter of the oppressor they claim they are fighting against.

Black American women come with too much baggage and drama. Just like Naija women who are only after money!

Wickedfacts:
When he was fighting apartheid and racism, what were your Pastors doing?
Talking of Jesus Christ, are you aware that the Church of England was actively involved in slavery?
Many Christian figures held and owned slaves. Is slavery good and is it that they didn't know Jesus?

Open your Bible and read what true religion means. It is not building cathedrals, driving luxury cars and giving fake prophesies.

Was it Jesus Christ who was the slave owner or was it the wicked men who claimed they were Christians when they were sins of Belial, that owned the slaves?

Your history books call William Wilberforce a humanitarian and an abolitionist. But he was a mega slave owner!

Jesus is pure. The men are the liars and the wicked ones.

Wow, he has finally joined his good friend Sydney Portier on the other side.

He featured on the USA for Africa song "We are the World"

Jerryherd:





I really pity the Gbagyi people of Abuja and other middle belt Indegeneous tribe of Abuja

Already Labour Party took their Only Senatorial district Ticket for a non Indegene Southerner

Imagine as an indegene you have land dispute or other dispute regarding Government representation, if they go to report at the LGA.. they meet Hausa, if they go to meet FCT Minister they meet Fulani, if they go to meet their Senator its a Yoruba woman they meet, if they go to meet the Market leaders they meet Igbos


Using principle of Federal Character system and Qouta system, every Gbagyi indegene would get shortchanged during Federal Government recruitment when they can't even have an indegene to approve their employment slot at the LGA



.

Senator Adudua has been there since 1999. First as a HOR member before being a three-term senator. What has he as a native Gbagyi done for his people?

Sitwalkstand:
When did they ressurect this one?


I can only imagine how Buhari's cabal are raping our treasury now.

Some are borrowing, others are coming up with any project where they can allocate Billions and steal it dry.

Nigeria is doomed.

Festus Keyamo has practiced law for over 20 years. never had a tyre in Ghana. Became minister and after 6 years as Minister, He buys a house of almost 200 million naira and dumb brains don't see anything wrong with that.

Why did he not buy it before he became Minister.

As a minister, his salary is less than one million naira. If not stolen money what is it?

We have a long way to go as a country.

Go and ask how much Keyamo's legal fees were as of 2010. As of then, you can't get his services for less than N100 million. You think he was a poor man before joining APC?

Wodu89:
One. A worry I have

I want to cultivate maize first weeks of June.This means it will be ready for harvest in August when they're won't be rainfall. Would it be successful? Given that August is break from rainfall

Rain was heaviest last year in August, leading to the flooding that occurred in many parts of Nigeria. NiMET has already predicted a repeat of the same situation this year. There is no more anything like August break due to climate change.

Follow the weather forecasts closely and make your move.

Tinubu has a vault in Ikoyi Vaults and Gardens which he constructed close to a decade ago.

turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...

You are carrying an impure spirit. So bad that your boyfriend cannot perceive what his dog is telling him.

Three points out of a possible 9. Man City has two games in hand with a 5-point deficit.
Seems like 2006/2007 season all over again.

I hope it is not forced labour of his students he used in doing this farm.

ublight:
One of my extended family member dropped a business proposal for me some weeks ago. It is about broiler business.

I used to be involved in farming b4 I ventured into other things. I still admire farming and would possibly try it out later in future.

My extended family member put in the proposal that day old chicks are 700 naira each.



Abeg any body in the house to confirm this price?

Agrited was sold for N630 a few weeks ago. Price oscillates a lot according to season.