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Luno is not empowered by law to collect anyone's BVN. They do not have access to the cyber security instruments of the state used in keeping such data secure. All that is needed is for a hack to occur and viola...real trouble will ensue.

Please, the terms I posted are clear. Anyone who is not ready to with with them should not bother applying. Save your time and mine please.

The ERGP is all about how to keep taxing Nigerians the more.

Hello people,
I am looking to hire 3 writers to join my team. I am simply too busy and I have too many orders. Running two businesses and freelance writing is beginning to take a physical toll and I want to let go of some of my projects.

Articles are in fintech, cryptocurrencies and financial markets. Pay is N4,500 for 2000 words for a start. You can expect to get at least 15,000 words of work a month from me. If you are very good, you will get priority and I will give you the higher paying jobs (that obviously have more technical requirement) which I reserve for myself.

My terms:

I have had bad experiences with Nairalanders who are too lazy, write poorly or cannot stick to instructions. So my rules are:

- No copy and paste (no plagiarism)
- No missing of deadlines
- Must have a laptop and source of alternative power
- Must be able to write in good English
- Must proofread your work and clear it of all errors of spelling, grammar, punctuation, etc.

Must be ready to take a simple 1,000 word article test to enable me guage if you can match our standard. No exceptions.

If you are not ready to abide by these terms, do not apply. A Nairalander contacted me some months back and after agreeing to the test, wrote back 24 hours later that he could not do it. Please, I do not need such people.

ONLY CONTACT ME IF YOU ARE SERIOUS. Send your request to dankrabb at gmail dot com.

OkwaIfugo:
Long sermon.
Time u wasted in this sermon use it to do the right thing.

I repeat use escrow for this moniker.

Why do you unnecessarily arrogate to yourself the powers to determine who is scam or not? Anyone who does not want to put his number has the right to do so or not to do so. They do not owe you or anyone else any explanation.

greiboy:
This is going to be tough on the families

27 years is quite a long time

Some of them must have been born in America.

It is going to be a very complicated and difficult law to enforce.

I am sure there will be a great deal of court cases

By the way, how will this action make America great again?

America was famously known as the land of opportunities, until Trump came along

Those born in America are US citizens and are definitely not the original refugees. Those who had been there before the conflict and who have some form of legal status (maybe a green card or married to a US citizen) should also be exempt.

Was it not a Liberian American who brought Ebola here? Good move!

Nodogragra4me:
God actually asked us to keep the sabbath day ( the day he rested from work) Holy. It was the Catholic Church that moved it from Saturday to Sunday( the beginning of the week) and it became convenient for others

I thought it was Emperor Constantine that did so.I might be wrong though.

Colossians 2: 16: Let no man judge you in meat, drink or in respect of the holy day...

Any day can be used as church service day. Afterall, midweek services were unheard of when I was growing up but is now a regular staple today. So?

AreaFada2:
Wrong. Romania was a communist country when these kids were born. Or Communism just ended and still poor. Until they joined EU like 14 years back. Women from Socialist block found it as a privilege to live in 9ja in those days. Many came to 9ja with their 9ja hubbies (who went there to study then). From USSR/Russia, Hungary, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Romania, etc. They had the freedom to travel all over the world from 9ja & enjoy Western goods imported into 9ja, something rarely possible in communist countries back then.

It is fairly recent that white women do not stay with their half-caste kids in 9ja. When 9ja economy went down. Suddenly oyinbo women were divorcing their hubbies and returning abroad. Because hubbies settled into lecturing, civil service, military and other jobs would not quit to return abroad at age around 45 to 58. My street & neighbourhood was full of half-caste kids and Asians growing up.

Please my brother, thank you so much for educating that half baked kid from the indomie generation. He knows next to nothing about the world we live in and how we transited here from the last century to this one.

Tycike:
Why do our fathers generation like to tie wrapper.

Promotes air circulation in the right places.

What a useless man. Was he the only one in that set?

How would he have taken care of the daughter of Africa's richest man? Abi im no know say shoe get size? He that is size 7 wants to put his foot inside a size 14 shoe!

Some men have no sense.

I wonder why you cannot order for a Payoneer card and use it to withdraw your funds.

femi4:
So your calling does not support you being a pastor in your Church. That's not how God called people. There was no Elisha until Elijah left. Who is your spiritual father, under what authority are you presently?

If you go out before your time, you ll struggle

My brother, God bless you for the bolded.

Calling without training. Do you know that Bishop Oyedepo, Chris Okotie, David Ibiyomie, etc all passed through schools of ministry where they were trained in the Word and in ministry? Even Bishop was told by God to go to Rev Adeboye and have him lay hands on him to receive the anointing he is running with today. He has many spiritual fathers, including Kenneth Hagin, Late Archbishop Benson Idahosa and Wigglesworth.

You just say you received a calling, and with no mentorship or training, you have been enticed to go and start a vagabond ministry without spiritual foundation or leadership.

Your wife is the wise one. She has seen where this will end and she does not want to be part of the train wreck that your so-called ministry will become. Better listen to your wife and be wise. God will not speak to anyone else about you but your spouse, because you are one. God is not a God of confusion. He will not leave talking to your wife to go tell someone else to affirm your "calling".

Reset your brain! Ministry without spiritual covering or foundation will end up like a desert!

Abeg wey that guy wey dey post picture of "my chest"?

corperscorner:
Ogun kill you....go and beat your useless father you son of a leper

Iwor waray jatijati

It's like you want us to take this to another level. Imbecilic monkey.

corperscorner:
Like your father abi

I have told you what you are. An imbecilic cretin with a level of idiocy that even Stephen Hawkins cannot comprehend. Am I your mate? Thank your God you and I don't know physically. I would have instructed my boys to beat sense into you.

corperscorner:
Who paid you to type this nonsense

You are an idiot.

Hahaha.
To think that in 2015 when this program started, people were saying all sorts of nonsense about it here on nairaland. That it was a scam, it was this and that. Today, it is on front page.

Excellence does not hide. Clean, transparent program, unlike the repackaged YouWIN Connect where we do not even know where the programis heading to.

Definitely not a merit-based appointment. We will soon know who the hand of Esau is.

I own business in both cities but settled in Abuja. What is the difference in accommodation cost between Lekki and Asokoro that I will jeopardize my life and wellbeing to live in that mad house called Lagos?

N1000 gives 39.2 units. You are to enjoy a bonus of 75 units every month if you paid for the meter until the cost is paid off from the bonus.

EmmaJohn12345:
I never dreamt of being a soldier when I was growing up. My dream was going into showbiz ;majoring in acting. At the age of 12 I was already writing scripts to be acted in our secondary school drama club of which I was always being casted as the lead role because of my level of talent and my ability to improvise when acting on stage. On the long run, I was only able to finish my secondary education and things went south.

I ended up in the army 2012. Initially I thought I would be able to come to the Army and sponsor my education but loo and behold what I met was something different. I came to realize that the Army is only enjoyed by the commission officers. The other ranks are just labourers in military uniform.

Frustration set in. All my plans and dreams are just vanishing before my eyes. I have attempted suicide for close to four times. And the thought is still overwhelming. I feel like run away from the Army and follow my dreams because being the Army is doing more harm than good. Pls advice me.

Have you thought of applying for study leave? Like 5 years with pay? Try it. Then come back and work on getting commissioned though if you are a southerner in this dispensation, it will be very hard indeed.
By then, you would have passed the 10 year mark. If they don't commission you, drop the uniform. At least you will be collecting pension. Then you can pursue your dream or start a security company. There are many short courses in South Africa run by Israelis that teach security skills and other stuff used by ex combatants.

Blackwater in the US was setup by an ex marine. Personnel have all had some military experience. They provide security for embassies and logistics for refugee food and stuff, all paid for in millions of dollars.

See your time in the army as a time to pick up skills that may not benefit you india mike mike in terms of money or promotion, but will feed u later. Skills in weapons and tactics, recce, surveillance, tracking, int, etc.

Do a lot of research. You will have a reason to live and you will not mind the present stress. It is a means to an end.

Thank me later.

Papiikush:
I hate this idea of Muslims burying a body within 24 hours. There are cases of people being buried alive.




He needs to focus more on his life now and use the fame he's got positively. Going back to the house will only make him an object of pity... Nothing more

Do you know that a particular tribe in Rivers state will not allow an individual bury a late father if he had no house in the village? The kids must build that house before burial so the man's spirit will not wander.

Muslims don't know what they are enjoying by conducting same day burials. Tradition has finished us from South South.

Very irresponsible son. After his father settled him with 2 trucks for his own haulage, meanwhile there are guys whose parents left them no inheritance and they are hustling it out!

Mofo!

Op, you are carrying excess baggage. You are the man of the house and your word should be law.

Return the money u owe your Inlaw. That was your undoing. Secondly, you have to get yo a point where no Inlaw shows up at your house except u grant permission. Simple as that.

No more compromises. There is always a breaking point which in your case has been exceeded.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Let your wife go look for the better men she thinks are on the other side. Then her brain will reset.

Further more, no more visits from in-laws or your people until economy improves. Work on your finances. A man's respect at home is tied to money. Believe it or not.

Don't sell that truck. Never sell assets under pressure. You will find use for it. Lastly, go and have a man to man talk with God. He is your Maker and knows all things. I had such a chat with Him in my room alone several years back. I asked questions and He gave me clear answers and my life has never been the same. You should try it.

EbukaHades10:
Expect half of them to be sold and then ask them about it in 3 years time and hear the super story they will start telling u.

Ghanaians have a different mindset than our people.

Parenthood has truly gone to the dogs. After watching Miracle just humping her daughter in the name of One Corner dance, she even has the face to come out begging for votes, when in days gone by she would have had to move out of her area because of shame!

What has this world come to?

She cannot be from the South East! Honestly.

She was busy claiming virgin, meanwhile CDQ has been playing loonie tunes with her congo to the extent of her giving him free tickets and school fees money. Someone is lying here. One night stand does not produce such benefits naaa!

And Tafa Balogun got 6 months.
Cecilia Ibru got 6 months.
Abacha's family: ZILCH.
Scores of thieving governors from military era till date: ZILCH!

Surely, even Justitia either no longer has a blindfold, or she too has been settled!

Sad that this is all a president can say. 100 schoolgirls still missing and he wants to use Jonathan's response as a yardstick!