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Well, I'm back again.

To those who responded to my last call, I thank you. I was able to get some really good guys, but of course, there were just some awful ones I had to weed out.

Now I am back with another banging call. I need 2 BADASS writers for a major project I am handling now. You will be required to deliver 15,000 words a week, which will be split up into daily work. The pay for this job is N30,000 a week.

I will select 5 persons who will first go through the ranks with 10 smaller articles as I had the previous applicants do, before I pick the best 2 to step up for this project, which is expected to last for a few months. So we can all see how much is at stake here.

Please, if you fall into the following categories, please and please, stay far away from my email as possible.

a) You are not prepared to do the selection test.
b) You have no means of alternative power.
c) You have personal issues that will distract you.
d) Your level of written English is very poor.
e) You are argumentative and try to prove you know more than everyone else.
f) You have the anointing of the snail, which gives you a knack for lateness in submissions.
g) You just want the money and you cannot deliver value in return.
h) No previous writing portfolio.

But if you know you have what it takes, then apply to dankrabb at gmail dot com.

Penboy:
Hello sir.
How do I withdraw my funds on freelancer to payooner.
I didn't see payoneer on the payment option.

Here,it is called the Freelancer Debit Card. That option is there. You will see it when you initiate the withdrawal process.

Please can we have the names of these "pastors", who are really sons of belial?

Time was in Igboland (where Miracle comes from) when pre-marital sex was the height of abominations that could be committed. Now families are celebrating their kids doing it on live TV in front of millions as if it was nothing.

Honestly I am at odds with how the world has changed in the decades I have been here.

Op has just shown how low and obscure his intellect is. Glad that some people did the research for him.

This Surebet platform is the most useless I have ever come across. What is it with "session expired" messages people keep receiving? Bet9ja is it!

He's probably gay.

muykem:
Buhari is absolutely correct and sincere. We need to change our mentality and improve ourselves. You all know the truth, how many of you wrote WAEC, GCE, UME on your own?

Don't let me put a curse on you.

When some of us were saying, yes you may vote out Jonathan, but NEVER A BUHARI IN HIS PLACE, many people demonized us and called us names. Now here we are.

Behold, the change you all voted for.

Anyone interested in betting on the CAF Confederations Cup?

Enyimba to score at home, Djoliba to beat MFM. Akwa United and Al-Hilal (over 1.5). Naija teams never win away on the continent and Plateau United's 4-0 humiliation at the hands of USM Algiers yesterday is a case in point.

All bets I have placed on Naija teams have never gone down.

Please bet at your on risk!

I am gradually honing my skills using stats and improving my accuracy. I go hit am very soon.

They have not returned all the artefacts they stole from the Bini Kingdom in 1897. It is to tell us how to live our lives. Bastard woman!

These people took over the whole of national mosque and central area,dumping discarded food packs and all. You need to see the mess that was created. Anyone who drove round Abuja on Friday and Saturday will corroborate this.

These people are a nuisance. They should be wiped out. You do anyhow, you see anyhow.

mistercharles:
This match had draw written all over it

But we didn't expect a barren one
Lol

I have watched several of the Rome derbies (Lazio Rome vs AS Roma); there are hardly goals there.

Having one's ticket cut by a 91st minute goal is something I cannot explain.

Benfica why, why, why?

Huddersfield and Watford really screwed me. Sundowns is leading and heading to victory. Free State Stars match don enter already.

Na wa o!

Bet on matches in African leagues. They have been sure winners for me.

Reverend Adeboye spoke about this in the Holy Ghost Congress 2 months ago.

Princedapace:
Hahahahahaha. Whatever u like, call it. Abeg, I use God beg u, come privately, I can show u part of my earnings okay and even current earning. Bro, anyone who makes 164k can still make more by sharing his or her knowledge. Some of the Top USA freelancers makes more money by offering to teach or lead others too. Learn to make more money in life no matter how much u are making. Paid knowledge is more profiting than anything else.

I want u to search for Tailopez online. Okay, that guy makes millions of dollars by teaching people what he did to make plenty money.

If u like, sit down and say u av made enough and u will not make more, that is ur own problem! Also, a client I work for actually paid for my online course. He paid for me to learn one of Tailopez courses. Bro, the course is expensive man. Me will not bring such money for any course but that client paid for that course for me to improve my skills and render the services to his father's company. He still gets to pay me for rendering the service he paid for me to learn.

What can be sweeter than that? If u doubt me, come message me, I will show u and if u are a honest person, come back here and change ur comment after that.

One thing I want to learn is the skill to sell my self. Those with such skill earn a lot. U may know a lot but if u can't market ur self out there, u may never be noticed and may earn less.

Thank u. And don't always doubt everything u see online.

How much have you made to now think you know it all to teach others for a fee?

Liberator007:
This is how the situation will pan out. The Prof will be suspended for like 6 months.. The lady will be found guilty of soliciting for marks. She will likely be punished for a semester. The course in question, she has failed already. The final scenario is that she will be a victim forever within that academic circle in the said Uni. God help everybody

No sir. Every university has an ethics committee. If that Professor is found guilty, he will be dismissed from service. That is the law. It has happened to some that I know.

phemmyfour:
Stingy guy....how much is N73

Stp encouraging theft. In Shoprite Osu-Accra, they always give change to the last pesewa.Stealing is just in our culture and people like you are helping to promote it. Let the attendant give the correct change and allow the customer to either let it go or take it, not to inflate the costs to pilfer from customers.

Stop it!

menix:
If that dude steps into that station, his beating would be foreign...

Yeah but if he is a real soldier, those policemen would be in real soup. Have you forgotten a DPO and some police guys who were killed by soldiers in Lagos some years back and theit station set on fire? Fear soldiers o.

Puntersjo:
Am staking 1000 on Liverpool to win Man city.



All die na die



A return of 6000.

To die by firing squad, to die peacefully like Mandela, to die by keke hitting you into the gutter or to die like Samuel Doe no be the same die o.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Where did they get the idea of a spirit agent from if not their religion ?
Second, contrary to your position, I will always take any given opportunity to bash our pastor brethren because they are vampires and wolves in sheep clothing.

You are also part of the problem. Iam sure you emptied your account for one fake pastor somewhere in the past, which is why you hate them with a passion. Tell us the truth!

This is why Nigeria will continue to be backward. After all, our main man never show us im standard 6 certificate and he is about to run again...

Why is Bet9ja reversing withdrawals? I was credited this morning and bam! Money got reversed back to my Bet9ja account. WTF is going on?

OP,
Good for you to learn lessons the hard way.

Going to Europe must be done legally. Either you are going to study (which means you are bringing your cash to the system so they will willingly take you) or you are going on a work permit. Those who can afford investment grade visas are probably not on Nairaland.

Anything outside these two, and you are on your own.

That is why I love my Bishop. He can never be found in such a gathering going to collect brown envelopes.

The fool cost me 40k. I had predicted that he would score 2, Sadio Mane would score anytime and that Edin Dzeko would score.

Occurstaem:
I don't have a laptop, may I apply?

So how will you write articles in the night when needed?

herbscure02:
Pls Nairalander becareful o, if you want to travel to Ghana for greener pasture pls do your survey very well and b4 you can think of anything just make sure you have your transport fare to ghana and come back, just go there to do ur survey within a week and see for urself but make sure to have ur transport fare and food at hand. I'm talking from experience, NIGERIA is the best place to Hustle and do business o among African countries

N B: don't let anybody coated mouth with sugar for you, seen is believing , just go there and see it by urself within a week

Guy,not everyone is looking for greener pasture. Some people just need a peaceful and more secure place to live. Some of us have businesses here in Nigeria that are doing well and so are not looking for greener pasture. I was surprised that foreigners walk and take bus on the streets in Accra freely (something they cannot try in Niger Delta where I am from). I know what I personally invest in security. I have police guys on standby all the time. How long can one live like that?

There is green grass everywhere. You just have to locate it.

CeoNewshelm:
Cee-C's outfit is a Calabar Bridal attire belonging to the Calabar people of Cross River State, Nigeria.
https://newshelm.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/DZpQ7pHWAAIViRv.jpg
She didn't like the outfit, complained bitterly about it, cut it and changed the look.


Do you think actions will be taken on this act


http://newshelm.ng/bbnaija-cee-c-risks-disqualification-after-re-designing-her-party-wear/

There is no such thing as "Calabar" bridal outfit. The tribe has a name. Do you say "Kogi" bridal outfit or "Kwara" bridal outfit or "Borno" bridal outfit? Many of these states have various ethnic groups and they have names.

Don't use the state capitals to describe the tribes in a state.