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kaze4blues:
upwork wants a video chat with me on skype.

I don't know my offense honestly.

Is thr a way to handle dat?

What are you afraid of? Of course they want to see your face and know if you are who you claim to be on Upwork. It is as simple as ABC.

Opakan2:
Nawa o

yet we see pastors flying private jets, exotic cars telling their church members to pay tithe.. They can never make any initiative to assist the hungry ones

who is fooling who.. smh

I must say you are very stupid to post this comment. You expect pastors to do the job of government. Are the pastors the ones who diverted funds meant to buy arms to fight Boko Haram? Are the pastors the ones awarding contracts of hundreds of millions to their companies to cut grass? Is it the pastor's daughter who just got wedded to the son of an oil bloc owner, spending insane amounts of money on the ceremony? Is it pastors padding budgets left, right and centre and getting away with it? Is it pastors diverting funds provided by the Global Fund to Fight HIV, Malaria and TB, with directors building plazas in Abuja up and down?

Make God punish you! Nonsense!

1968 - 1969 in Biafra all over again. Sad!
Imagine what was spent on the sitting president's daughter's wedding, and yet millions of his countrymen are starving. How does this add up?

Why doesn't freeze take his 20k and donate it to an orphanage? Fool of the highest order!

No wonder his ex-wife was always beating hell out of him. She was tired of living with an overgrown child!

samhay:
Straight to the point.


I enjoy doing most of my things indoor or online, let me say I hate traveling a distance more than 15minutes.

Each tym I travel for longer period, I feel so weak, tired and sometimes feel like throwing up. This has nothing to do with the smell of fuel.

The last tym I went on a long distance trip was couple of weeks ago and since I knw how I always feel, I tried something different. I do keep to myself and either listen to music through my headset or surf the Internet but this last trip, I tried being active and lively. We discussed although the journey but as soon as I alighted from the car........ The usual feeling crept in.

I just heard some called it MOTION SICKNESS

Do you experience the same thing?
What do you do?


Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

A tablet of Avomine does the trick. Ever since a doctor friend introduced me to the drug, I can travel non-stop and don't feel a thing. But if you are going to drive, then this is a no-no as the medicine usually puts one to sleep. At that point, you are out of luck!

I once tried to kill a palm tree by cutting off all its branches and dousing it thoroughly with kerosene. Plant grew new branches in a few weeks and sprang back to life. Wonderful tree God gave us in this part of the world.

It can even be used in biofuel production. In the Western hemisphere, the plant cannot grow there and they therefore need to produce biofuel from lab-grown algae.

So imagine how blessed we are: Jatropha in the north for biofuel production, and oil palm in the south. These two plants are the best sources of oil for biofuel production, and both are found in Nigeria.

But those whom God has blessed in this way, do not even know it. Today, a 25-litre jerry can of palm oil is N25,000. A litre of palm oil now costs almost 10 times a litre of petrol. Why are we not harnessing this plant for export purposes? Everyday I think of what we throw away in terms of opportunities in Nigeria, I weep for my country.

Na so craze dey start. Hoping against hope. Op needs to go and study how a run on a bank works and what it ends up doing. I wonder what the ratio of GH to PH will be on January 12th.

They could not pay a dime of the N5,000 a month they promised unemployed and vulnerable Nigerians. Even to pay their contribution for school feeding is a problem. It is almost 2 years now. Empty promises getting even emptier.

Now they want to increase salaries. To be funded from where? The $30bn loan they want to collect?

The issue here is whether the punishment for such an offence is for soldiers to beat the person up, or to hand the person over to the police for prosecution.

Nigerians are so off course today, it just baffles me to no ends. How in the world do you expect to keep shooting the ball up into the air against the taller Cameroonians and expect to win?

OP, why you no tell us say you don already chop smartphone?

LordCenturion:
A moment of silence for the Brazil team Chapecoense's
players that all died in a plane crash two days ago ..

Keepers
Danilo
31 years old

Marcelo Boeck
32 years old

Nivaldo
42 years old

Follmann
24 years old

Luiz Felipe
20 years old

Defenders
Gimenez
21 years old

Rafael Lima
30 years old

Neto
31 years old

Dener
25 years old

Marcelo
25 years old

Thiego
30 years old

Moises
25 years old

Cláudio Winck
22 years old

Demerson
30 years old

Filipe Machado
32 years old

Caramelo
22 years old

Alan Ruschel
27 years old

Scalon
21 years old

Midfielders
Josimar
30 years old

Gil
29 years old

Hyoran
23 years old

Andrei
21 years old

Neném
34 years old

Lucas Mineiro
20 years old

Sergio Manoel
27 years old

Arthur Maia
24 years old

Matheus Biteco
21 years old

Cléber Santana
35 years old

Tiago
22 years old

Lima
17 years old

Attackers
Lourency
20 years old

Bruno Rangel
34 years old

Ananias
27 years old

Lucas Gomes
26 years old

Kempes
34 years old

Canela
22 years old

A. Martinuccio
28 years old

Perotti
19 years oldold

Rest in peace

The rescued goalkeeper Danilo died after succumbing to huge internal blood loss & organs damaging.He was admitted to hospital with two broken legs,arms,3 broken ribs,Damaged kidney & so on...
He murmured in deathbed "Jesus look after my family & take my breathe fast. Already some of mine friends are waiting for me in heaven ..they need a goalkeeper there

Chapecoense were dubbed the Brazilian Leicester:
2009: Serie D
2012: Serie C
2013: Serie B
2014: Serie A
2016: Copa Sudamericana Final

Chapecoense acting president Ivan Tozzo said they want to play the remaining #Brasileirão game vs Atlético MG, fielding mainly youth players.
However,PSG have informed FIFA that they will donate €40 million to Chapecoense.
Brazilian clubs announced that they will loan players without fees to Chapecoense for the 2017 season and requested they be exempt from relegation for 3 years.
Atlético Nacional, the team Chapecoense were about to face for the final of Sudamericana, has requested to cancel the match and award the trophy to Chapecoense.

#Sports_Filla


RIP guys..

Say Rip to them by clicking Likes


Ccc Lalasticlala , Seun

Nivaldo was dropped for that 1st leg game and did not travel. He is alive.

^^^^

This is not a big deal. The contract will be reinstated once the client's payment method is verified. You don't need to do anything from your end.

So the generality of Nigerians should suffer so that some MOFO new entrants will make profit. Na God go punish all these NCC officials.

I tire for some arguments wey I don see for here.

You do not take what does not belong to you. So if money is paid into your account you were not expecting, your first reaction should be to report to your bank, NOT WITHDRAW THE MONEY, SWITCH OFF YOUR PHONES and BLOCK THE CONTACT FROM WHATSAPP.

Has Nigeria gotten so bad that we cannot tell the difference between right and wrong again?

Why was the team made to fly from Santa Cruz to Medellin in an aircraft that could not have flown that distance without having to refuel?

Very disjointed play by Nigeria.

Has the OP's identity been revealed? We need to take this matter up.

Angelmm:
I want to use this medium to tell the whole world that Tony Elumelu fund seem like a scam!!!!

The 2016 entrepreneurs who have spent their hard earned money to transport themselves from different parts of Africa are yet to get the seed grants since March, 2016 when they were selected.

In fact the Tony Elumelu foundation is no longer sending mails to the entrepreneurs. In the next 2 months, they will be calling for another application. If someone who was selected for a grant since March, 2016, has completed the 3 months training, have their business plan accepted, and even gone for the boot camp has not received the money even as at November, 2016, when will they recieve the money.

It is just another way of Tony looking for a global recognition. He is not serious and does not keep to his words. He should give them the money as he promised and is the money is not there he should contact us to start making contribution.

If you think i am lying, can we have 2016 Tony ELumelu entrepreneurs here who have received their money indicate that.

Please confirm, Tony never pay them up till now.

You need to be arrested and prosecuted. Every single entrepreneur from the 2015 branch was given $5000 and the next $5000 is already due for collection after satisfaction of the conditions. The 2016 set just had their boot camp 3 weeks ago and their money is being processed.

So where are you getting your information from?

The caption of this story has a malicious intent. MFM can appeal the judgement at the Appeal Court, and if need be at the Supreme Court.

3RNEST:
Lolz Okay listen up people.. UPWORK is banning those who are suggesting job to be done off UPWORK.. The site is UPWORK not offwork Lolz.. Like seriously

Some months back one yeye client suggested that we go offwork immediately they notice it I got block I quicky write them pleaded to them omo they accept my apologise and mark it down like writing list of noise marker in school back then Lolz.

Recently my Favourable client.. God sent to lift me up.. Base on the commission on UPWORK hes ask for my email for us to go offwork.. Omo Skrill sight us block both me and the client account... So they refer me to my past error and say Bros this is the final bus stop saying guy your cup don full we will block ur account for life and the decision can not be reserve fear catch me.. I think say na play they said I should not dream of registering another account with them that they will still block it again and again.. Chai I shout in front of my lappy...

As a warriboy... I sharpy control my client to my gmail account.. So they give me job via email and pay me via Skrill account.... Beside I dont have much client expect them... UPWORK security is tight dont joke with them.....

Chai is notebook... Lolz brb for more story UPWORK movie season 16 wait for 17....

Huge lesson for everyone. A client tried that nonsense with me and I replied him that it was against the rules. I ended the matter there. Only for me to come back to that thread two months later and see that someone from Upwork had logged into that chatroom to monitor the conversation.

No try those guys. They are not jokers.

thesicilian:
Agbonlahor is not a Yoruba name. It is Benin

Actually Delta. I think the tribe that comes from the Agbor axis.

No, let him be waiting for England to call him up like Nedum Onuoha whose mother actually made a very disrespectful comment about Nigeria, only for the Nedum guy to come begging.

They don't know that racism in England is as real as it gets.

OP, how do you know it is them you were chatting with? I thought the company has a website and like 6 offices or so. Why not visit one of them to do your transaction?

This is a good thread. But the big question for which we need a genuine answer is this:

How does someone invest into a really commercial-scale ugu farm (about 10 hectares or more) without going bankrupt trying to fence such land against these herdsmen, seeing we have a government that is unconcerned about checking this menace? We are now in the dry season and these people will definitely be more desperate to look for what their cows will eat.

If they can graze at will without being confronted right inside our national stadium in Abuja, then they can get into any ugu farm that is not fenced.

Someone please tell me this is not a genuine concern.

Naija is out. Got to FIFA.com to confirm.

chemicalDisease:
Is that all?

Afonjass.

That is the fact. Philip Effiong bravely stood behind and ended the slaughter when his "oga at the top" who had sworn to be the last soldier to carry a rifle in Biafra took off from Uli Airport and ran to Cote D'Ivoire. I lost relatives in that war fighting for Biafra so to anyone who quotes me, thunder go fire that person!

Disappointing design. I expected to be wowed. How can Honda come up with such a stale design?

Spain will beat them silly. Canada is not a top rated country in female soccer.

Another opportunity beckons for guys who can collect data and fill an Excel sheet with it.

N15,000 to collect some data for me using online research. The info and websites to get the data are all available. Interested? Send me an email to dankrabb at gmail dot com.

Please only apply if you have your own laptop with a modem for maximum internet connectivity. No excuses for non-delivery/late delivery as it will attract a financial penalty.

Preference will be given to those who have provable knowledge of MS-Excel.

fineboynl:
I am improvident, let check the meaning first before judging.

adjective
not provident ; lacking foresight;
incautious; unwary.
neglecting to provide for future needs.

improvidence, noun
improvidently, adverb

1. thoughtless, careless, imprudent, heedless.
2. shiftless, thriftless, unthrifty, wasteful,
prodigal.


I always think about now and nothing else. I spent without thinking of tomorrow. I love wearing good clothes, good life and feel among better people, people easily want me around because of my dressing and style. people think I am rich and of high status because of my dressing, outward appearance & fresh body. I look soft..

but the truth is I am for today and nothing behind me, no Pilar. when I am falling I fall inside a pit straight and will be no where to be found, this has been happening for many years. until I stand up yet again. I squander a lot of money in the past that should have settled at least suffering from my life. we know that suffering do have grade but I know the type I am talking about.


people who are building or already build their houses, although they look suffering and jonssy. they will be respecting me and expecting I buy them drinks. although I don't fail in doing that because I have this high up impression. but sometimes I am depressed, suicidal and feel I have lost track in life and I have failed for not keeping my kind of status and not where I should have been.


considering the money that have touch my palm. all spent on nothing that stand terms of time, drinks, clothes and daily recurrent activities.


I don't have a house neither a land, and I always wish I bought some lands at that time when everywhere was really good. it would have been easy for me to start building it small small even if its BQ. I don't have anywhere I stand. not a wife not any child. I live in parents house


imagine for instance I blow up 80k in 6 days last week. and now I am suffering.

i am currently a website designer and I don't often have contract to build site.. once it come the money don't last a week in my hands. I use to think it's spiritual but my money doesn't disappeared. I can trace how it was spent. it's just uncontrollable urge.


only if I could saved. but it's not possible. its just me. I mean the person who I am or inside of me. I am bored, depressed, suicidal.

You have a compulsive spending habit, which fortunately can be cured.

Thank God you have a skill at least. What you need is to restrict what is available for you to spend. If 100k enters your hand, make sure you put in 70k into an account that has a "no debit" order, or into an account where you and your mum are signatories with a "both must sign" mandate. That way, she can refuse you assess to the money if you have no tangible plan for it. Grow that money in that manner until it is up to N500,000. Then go and buy Treasury Bills with a 360-day tenor. That way, your money is in the hands of the Federal Govt for at least 1 year.

Your self-imposed lack of spendable cash will spur you to work harder to make more money just to stay afloat. If you get excess money, keep using it in this cycle until you are able to start living within your budget.

NEVER YOU FALL INTO THE TRAP OF ANYONE ASKING YOU TO INVEST MONEY ANY OTHER WAY. You first need to cure your compulsion to spend by restricting your spending to a little while investing conservatively in T-Bills.

The biggest mistake you will make is to invest in a business without curing your spending compulsion. Otherwise, if you get a business which now explodes financially, the excess money will lead to your ruin.

If I marry a woman with this kind of list, she will be in the other room 24/7 at my beck and call.