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I would imagine there is a camera or that my wife and her sis planned it to test my fidelity. The thought will keep the third leg in check.

It will be harder to clear the image from the head though.

I recall that the previous Obi of Onitsha, Ofala Okagbue had been dead for months before an official announcement was made.

Perhaps Timaya did not read about what happened to Ike Ibeabuchi, the Nigerian heavyweight boxer who would have been world champion if a similar incident did not befall him.

Yekini was highest goal scorer in Portugal twice, even in a season that Setubal was relegated. Yet we honour these thieves in Nigeria with national honours. Very sad.

I need to add that if you voted for Buhari and u are enjoying YouWIN, then you are part of the mess created.

The YouWIN secretariat is shut. All the staff there have left with NOI. If you have not been paid, you have to pray hard. There is money for the program, but no one to administer it. The best bet is to wait for a new minister to come on board and declare what will happen. It is likely the program will be rebranded as I don't see how all the money devoted to the program will be sent back to the World bank and DFID.

750 per month X 3 months is 2250. There is no mistake there. If you feel aggrieved, drag them to court and join the NERC with them as it was NERC that authorized the increase from 500 to 750 service charge per month.

The day another woman starts to give your husband those things he craves is the day your eyes will clear. He is your husband for crying out loud. Which Kain holy holy wife be this?

Sadiq Abubakar merits it. A detribalized Nigerian. I know him personally and can attest to it.

A good man surrounded by evil people. This is what led to his downfall.

chymystique:
Thank God they are not Pot Bellied like Alex Badeh.... hope they curb the mayhem their brothers are causing in their region.

So its only Northerners that are competent for most appointments in the whole country? And they are still as archaic as in the days of Achuelian. Indeed Power has returned to the north!

Sadiq Abubakar jogs everyday. That much I know.

francizy:
What do you think's the first thing we were taught on the online mentorship and learning portal? "GET OUT OF THE BUILDING".. Everything that makes up an entrepreneur was taught on the 12 weeks online program and the boot camp kind of sums it up. All the researches we carried out and everything that has to do with our businesses were mostly done out of the building while compilation and analysis was done inside the building.

I bet making a business plan is also a classroom project to you huh?

Why do you bother answering an empty skull? You are at a much higher level than he is. We know people like lexy2014. Inside him, he os envious and agonizing over missing out. So the approach is then to rubbish the program. Don't be surprised; he will soon come to your firm looking for contract or begging for employment. Forget him and take your newly acquired knowledge to new levels.

Holy cow! Wetin I dey see so? Kai, my wife food don change taste for my mouth o.... (Pukes all over the floor)

Ok, we thank you. Now go back to your opposition party business.

Godwin Emefiele is an idiot. Does he not know who are carting away the dollars abroad?

I last used this in December 1984 when Michael Jackson's Thriller and Fresh from Kool and the Gang were the hit songs in my street. Only God saved us from contracting anything with the number of people sharing the clipper those days.

Then there was this board with drawings of different haristyles. My mum never allowed me to cut the punk that Charly Boy popularized. It was always sekuraization because of lice.

Men. lice do us something those days o.

owner:
Good day Bosses...

Please I need your Urgent help and Advice.

I was at my Kennel 3 Days ago and my 4 Month Old Rottweiler could not eat anything instead she was Vomitting and Passing out Blood from her Anus, before the Arrival of the Vet, The Dog has given up.

Just Yesterday, The Vet came around and he Vaccinated all the Dogs but we lost another Boarboel puppy with the same Problem the First Rot had.

Just this Morning again, I lost another Puppy Boarboel and a 5 Month old Rot Vomitting and Blood from the Anus again.

Please am Afraid and Discouraged, I don't know whats happening..

Someone said it might just be Parvo, Please who has experience this Issue before, Kindly put me through on what to do so this Issue won't happen again, The Vet can't help.

Pls help!!!!

I am not a vet but from what I hear experts say about fatalities in dogs under 7 months, it can only be parvovirus. Don't quote me please.

RUF rebels in Sierra Leone routinely bet on the sex of unborn babies, then hacked the heavily pregnant women open with axes to see the results and the winners would collect the staked money. Happened right here in Africa not so many years ago.

People should download videos of the Nigeria-Biafra war from YouTube. The amount of ammo used in the 30 months of that war. was more than in World War 1 and 2 combined. Which modern conflict in living memory led to the death of 3 million people, 2/3rds by starvation?

Those calling for wars are enemies of humanity and must be rooted out and hanged.

I am sorry for Nigerian workers. How will the governors pay the money back? They will simply tax it all back, siphon some using the ghost worker techniques and kick the can down the road for future generations to put up with.

This is how Greece ended up where they are today: borrowing money for public sector spending on recurrent expenses. Yet Greece that doesn't produce jack still pays a minimum wage of 560 Euros a month while in Nigeria it is 75 Euros a month. And people are jubilating.

I thought someone once reported here that an ATM skimmer was planted in one of the banks there and his money started disappearing with alert upon alert entering his phone.

The day Agbo Malaika woke up late with 15 minutes to the start of school. His mum took him in her car that day (he usually walked even though his parents were rich) and he was able to join the assembly as it closed at the end of the line.

34 years now since I first read that story in my English comprehension book. Unbelievable. Where did all my years go?

Na cricket bat dem use panel beat him head like that? Lord have His mercy!

mrham03:
instead of nigeria joining her currency with other english- speaking west african countries to form a stronger one, they say no but look at the cfa franc of the french speaking west african countries. Its always gaining against the dollar, pound and euro.

Are you not seein what is happening to Greece and how the problem has turned into a European contagion? Supposing we had yoked ourselves with Ghana whose currency the New Cedi has lost close to one-third of its value in 2 years, how would we handle supporting such an economy? We go down with them? Is that what you're saying?

No country just yokes its financial system to another. There are lots of issues involved and Greece is a firm example of how not to get yourself entangled with weak economies.

Na wa for you MR OP. This exercise commenced exactly one year ago and you are just doing yours?

I got mine in January in 2 minutes. No queue, no crowd. Well, enjoy the consequences of your endless delay. It serves you right.

And do I need to remind you that many churches these days do anything between 21-40 days fasting? Don't Christians fast during lent period (40 days)? Did RCCG not do 100 days fast last year?

There is a difference between a muslim and a lazy muslim. She is plain lazy. Years back, I remember that Abubakar Balarabe of El-Kanemi warriors played a match for the Super Eagles when he was fasting and scored a goal in that game. Why do people just use religion to excuse their laziness?

nedu2000:
Open a laundry mart 3months ago with just 2 staff members. Despite our owning a big washing machine the laundry man's function is ironing,removing tough stains and operating the machine. The 2nd employee's task is to go deliver those clothes to clients,compliment the laundry man's job of manual removal of tough stains and reception work.

On tuesday evening,on my return for work took a detour to my shop only to see lots of clothes piled up unwashed!!the laundry man was trying frantically to remove the tough stains manually meanwhile the lady just sat down by the reception desk doing nothing!!

When I asked her why she was working or even gone to deliver clothes to clients her reply was...."i'm fasting"
In fury, I simply got my hands dirty and started doing the cleaning and delivery before I headed back home.

Pls NLders how do i deal with this? I feel i'm being "religiously backmailed" How should employers handle muslim employees who are fasting?

You need to sack that woman ASAP. Are you even thinking about it? WTF! Is she paid to work or to fast? What nonsense.

mercylicious:
Guy, I met some women this Saturday morning enroute Benin. They were all going to buy corn at emu market in Agbor. Note, they left from Onitsha. I told them abt u n DT u will like to do business with them, they said they are small traders that buy few bags. They advised I talk to the big buyers DT buy n buses and trucks. They can be found in coca cola upper iweka Onitsha.

I hope this helps. U can also check out d emu mkt at agbor.

Hmm.

I wonder how many bags they are buying that they will travel from Onitsha to Agbor, a distance of at least 3 hours to and fro. Not taking into account those crazy holdups that sometimes occur in the Niger bridge. They must be buying large quantity, or they must be buying at least 5-10 bags three times a week.

My point is no matter how small they say they are, I am sure those women must be buying at least 20 bags collectively a trip and will do that trip at least three times a week.

They are a market that should be explored. Corn sellers routinely sell off 1 bag a day here in many places in Abuja.

I weep anytime I read about Majekodunmi Fasheke.

The guy who brought down heavy downpour in 1988 when Nigeria was experiencing a massive drought-like spell without rain for months. The guy who appeared on David Letterman show in the US in 1992.

What did he do to himself? Was it the demons his mother used to worship that did this to him? Took him off his guitar and made him head off to abusing amphetamines and the other drugs that damaged him physically? Unbelievable.

99100:
The man appears helpless. His reasons for owing workers for 7months isn't convincing. His excuse was that because he paid level 1 workers 18k and not that he even effected the increament all round and from his explanation it affected the state budget that he couldnt pay his workers salaries for 7months and counting. Imo state minimum wage is 20k and this increament the state effected till the last level starting from level 1, yet we are not hearing of 7months unpaid salaries in the state.
This confirms the notion that SW states are poor with Lagos the only exception.

Rochas sacrificed his security vote to make this happen. Ask that Alfa Aregbe what he has done with his own security vote. It is the height of wickedness for a governor to be flying around in a helicopter while his workers are starving.

God punish devil and his cohorts.

mickey45:
Don't be that fast at concluding. The process might actually be straightforward and at least, one would give them credit for bothering to advertise it this time.

It has always been advertised in June and November. The process is not transparent. Just forget it.