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Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Sentenced To Life In Prison. by stagger: 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2012
Myself2: How many Egyptians are rejoicing?Mubarak is the best president those Egyptians have had so far.He had no option but to rule with an iron fist as he knows his countrymen,being fellow arabs are a problematic lot,especially as mambers of their military gruesomely assasinated Mubaraks boss,Sawdat right before his own eyes,infact he was lucky to escape then with his life.

I say nobody should rejoice yet,let's see the outcome of the run-off election,woe betide them,and especially the non-muslims if those sharia-mouthing terrorists in the muslim brotherhood win.
You are obviously not watching the scenes of jubilation on Al-Jazeera and other stations.
Foreign AffairsRe: Egypt's Hosni Mubarak Sentenced To Life In Prison. by stagger: 12:02pm On Jun 02, 2012
IBB and co, take note! Mubarak was 84 years, which shows that no matter what, no matter the age, justice will one day be served.
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 7:31pm On Jun 01, 2012
These run bet suckers should be put to sleep. Seriously.
Christianity EtcRe: 'serpent-handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite by stagger: 10:06pm On May 31, 2012
Martian: Because he had faith as small as a mustard seed.......but maybe he needed faith the size of Mt Everest on this particular night.
What is faith? When is "faith" actually stupidity in disguise?
Christianity EtcRe: 'serpent-handling' West Virginia Pastor Dies From Snake Bite by stagger: 9:47pm On May 31, 2012
What a dumb ox of a man. Snakes only bite human beings when they are disturbed or feel threatened (e.g. if you are close to them or you step on them). They do not go chasing human beings. You leave them alone, they leave you alone.

And why was he not immediately taken to the hospital? Dumb factorial!
FamilyRe: This Question Is For The Men! by stagger: 6:07pm On May 31, 2012
Following up from this post, I know a couple. Man working as a lecturer in one town, holding himself, wife transferred to Abuja, holding herself.

Few months later. My guy, sex-starved, started seeing all the undergrad girls in his school and it was like scales had fallen off his eyes. Started enjoying himself. Wife, seeing Abuja money in action, started banging an Alhaji.

It is better I have my wife around and not suffer the thought of going to prison, because I will surely decapitate any man that even tries to touch her with a chain saw. I know myself and what I can do, so it is better not to tempt the devil or allow the devil to tempt you.
FamilyRe: This Question Is For The Men! by stagger: 6:00pm On May 31, 2012
My wife has no business working in a town separate from where I live. Plain and simple. Marriage is meant for couples to live together, and no amount of work can separate that. That is why I got my wife to resign from her previous job and set up a business for her which is paying her well.
Christianity EtcRe: Pa Enebeli Elebuwa Exposes Pastor Sign Fireman. Says He Is A 419ner by stagger: 4:02pm On May 31, 2012
musKeeto: This guy should have learnt from Oyedepo and co..
Make sure the idiots have no brains at all before trying such...
IDIOTS LIKE THIS
Your obsession with Bishop Oyedepo knows no bounds. Even when a matter does not concern him, you will find a way to mention his name. I am out of this thread! Too busy for arguments with dense heads.
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 11:28am On May 31, 2012
EnterPRO: try and tune in to ChannelsTV 10am daily.

Just heard Euro stocks are rising because 2 Tech companies merged yesterday. That seems to be the only thing driving the market, so no one knows how long the trend will last.

They also said US Futures predict the Dow will open lower.
Why not Bloomberg TV for more accurate accounts?
PoliticsRe: Progress On Port Harcourt City Monorail by stagger: 11:19am On May 31, 2012
Please I need this project to be completed. The last time I went to PH, the traffic was a nightmare. From the pictures, I cannot see much progress on this project. Oga Action Governor, abeg make second term fever no catch you o! The trend gas always been work for four years, use it to get votes for second term and then chop the money for four years.

So please Gov Amaechi, do not tow the line of your predecessor. Get the contractors to hasten work and complete all projects.
EducationRe: UNILAG Shut Down Over MAU Name Change Protests by stagger: 4:09pm On May 30, 2012
I hope our president can see the effects of pronouncements that are not thought through.
Foreign AffairsRe: Charles Taylor Sentenced to 50 Years in Prison by stagger: 11:00am On May 30, 2012
Let's hope he doesn't escape like he did from an American jail in the 80s.
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 5:42pm On May 29, 2012
Optimisticgondy: 6 Thunderous Gbosa for Pappy and Bendazum for my winnings today. God will continue to bless you with more wisdom, knowledge and understanding
It is good that both the paid and freebie subscribers are happy. That is why I said that no one should criticize anyone here. There are always people on both sides of the divide. Those who have money to pay, let them pay. I personally cannot criticize anyone that pays for signals because it is not my money. Neither will I criticize the freebie hunters because if you can get for free what others pay for, no one is hurt. The most important thing is for us to move ahead.
FamilyRe: Can You Catch A Cheating Husband By His Smell Alone? by stagger: 4:49pm On May 29, 2012
rokiatu: Ok I am being told by some people...ok not some people my stupid friends that you can smell sex on a man after been intimate with another woman. Some are saying that he will hit the shower as soon as he comes home. grin By the way I am not doubting my hubby or anything but they are already advising me to look out for signs like those as you can not trust men. But can you catch a cheating partner just by their mere scent? huh huh
If the guy has been intimate in a hotel, what stops him from freshening up and taking a bath there? Stop listening to all this roadside gossip. Kills marriages very fast!
PoliticsRe: Sele Eradiri - NTA Newsline Presenter Is Dead by stagger: 4:46pm On May 29, 2012
kokoA: I grew up watching the likes of Sele Eradiri, Frank Olize, Abike Dabiri, etc on Newsline when NTA was NTA.. Eyah! May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace. Amen!
Then you are still very young. Some of us watched her in NTA PH in the early and mid 80s before she went to Lagos. There was a movie shot on celluloid she acted in with Adiela Onyedibia (I believe it was called Dateline). Very long ago.
EducationRe: Occupy UNILAG: Students Protest MAU Renaming by stagger: 12:10pm On May 29, 2012
A name is a brand. I cannot fathom the reason behind this decision.
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Explains Why The President Didn't Say Amen To Anti Corruption Pray by stagger: 8:24pm On May 28, 2012
A fixed number of amens. Now that is a first. I wonder what the office of Special Assistant on Media and Publicity does to the occupants. It turns them into retards. This latest statement by Dr Abati proves it.
PoliticsRe: Baba Suwe Truly Ingested Hard Drugs—ndlea Boss Finally Opens Up by stagger: 5:20pm On May 28, 2012
Pay the man his 25million jor! Wetin be all dis dogo turaci?
Christianity EtcRe: Benny Hinn And His Wife Get Back Together by stagger: 5:18pm On May 28, 2012
Spirit of Okija: Mr. Hinn was apparently pounding the s'hit out of a lady named Paula White.. [img]http://1.bp..com/_CYjXL-z01js/TEoLKuOqd0I/AAAAAAAABkc/L8XSHDFsVjM/s1600/paula-white-and-the-idea-from-god2.jpg[/img]


I no blame the guy.. Even I would have backsliden for like an entire weekend, fhucked the s'hit outta her, confessed my sin to God, repented and return to getting paid at the alter.. #Husslehard!!
LIAR! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FAKE STORY FROM?
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 7:33pm On May 26, 2012
pappy2000: someone once ask me what do i really want,to help Nigerian or to make money and my answer is if you help nigerians u will make money.
FB started as a social thing today Fb is worth more than Kraft.....We are always myopic about immediate gains,the fact is that $25 is too much and its only a fool that will pay that much for susbcription that the promoter knows little or nothing about,I must also warned that if anyone thinks I am here to make money from the same NL that has helped me in the past far from it.
Nl used to be a place where I get hope that Nigeria can get better now it is a den of swindlers.Dont get me wrong if this guy charge say 500 naira for the cost of the text message then that is ok,one thousand naira maximum but if u charge a whopping $25 then that is too much. Let us do the caluclation ,the average cost of sms is 10 Naira..............if u send One send for 22 working days then that is like 220 naira.............if u add the cost of maintaining ur bandwidth then Five hundred Naira is ok,If u charge 500 naira a month then that is ok,the irony of Ben's submission is that He does not understand how the market operate just looking at charts which even the big boys use only to book a profit.

I can organize a free seminar in which I will teach people without collecting a dime and I will also provide free internet for the parcipant with free drinks but the problem is that will be limited in scope there are some people who have called me from the North who can come to lagos.Marjock i s a living testimony becos when He skyped me we discuss at length.

Again,I am here to provide service for the Nigerian people,come to think of it,what have u as a person benefited from being a Nigerian,nothing.I know sms will cost but 500 Naira a month is ok,anything bigger than that is a fraud,besides there are three time zone and u can take advantage of the three,u should be able to open and close 40 positions in a week if u take advantage of the time zone......
You are one of the most childish people here. Why not just do what you are doing and stop the character assassination?

To the best of my knowledge, you are not the one paying anyone's $25 subscription. What gives you the right to call anyOne here a foo/l? ARE YOU THE ONE PAYING FOR THE SUBSCRIPTION OF THE "FOOLS"? ARE YOU THE ONE GIVING THEM FOOD? ARE YOU THEIR EMPLOYER?

Just do what you are doing and let the other fellow do what he is doing. There will always be those who prefer to pay for alerts and there will be those who want freebies. The world accommodates all kinds of people and there is no way all fingers will ever be the same or be equal.

So attend to your followers and let bendazum attend to his. He hardly says anything against you but you are always attacking him. What is your problem? You are not the saviour of the world so just stick to your business and stop talking about bendazum.
Jokes EtcRe: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by stagger: 1:07pm On May 26, 2012
abouzaid: @lucky gurl, nwanne mụ i dara nke a, ho ha. Ụmụ azi a na agba mbọ akpata ego fa kedu ife ina ako fa ọnụ maka na fa eje rọ akwụkwọ? I ma rọ na ndị ofe mmana ga ebido kpọba anyị iyi maka ife a i kwụrụ? Nwanne m let me tell u the truth as a trained economist, the highest form of unemployment in nigeria is graduate unemployment according to the central bank office of statistics. Formal Education is overrated and this young boys have made fortunes by satisfying real wants that ppl are willing to pay for and deserve to be commended for it. That they can't speak another mans language well is nothing to be insulted about. Honestly i value ability over certificates and grammar. Also for ur information, know it that the cbn have always listed anambra as the state with the least poverty rate in nigeria while ekiti that have the highest number of professors in nigeria is the second poorest state in nigeria, compare and contrast
Well said. I am yet to see a white man who speaks my language, yet if I do not speak his own well, I am branded an illiterate. I am tri-lingual. Between me and the uni-lingual white man, who is the illiterate?

That is why I doff my hat to our Bantu brothers spanning from Cameroun to Central, East and Southern Africa, who have made sure that Swahili was never taken from them by the white man.

We need to learn o! Very soon, I will make a law that only our Nigerian language should be spoken in my house. The English can be used where it is needed, which is outside in professional settings.
Jokes EtcRe: Love Letter By An Onitsha Big Boy! by stagger: 1:00pm On May 26, 2012
sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
In advertising, we call this the "call to action". This is the sale clincher. OP. you are too much!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Sepp Blatter Wants To Scrap Penalties by stagger: 6:06pm On May 25, 2012
This idio.t called Blatter wants to turn the beautiful game upside down. Instead of him to worry about goal line technology, he goes chasing shadows. Is there nothing in that coconut head of his?
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele Aka `jenifa` Get Married In Private Ceremony by stagger: 2:18pm On May 25, 2012
Damoche10: I am disappointed ...Man with kids? Men don finish for dis country?
Last I checked, muslim men are allowed to marry as many wives as they can take care of (I stand to be corrected by muslims in the house). So if Funke is not wife no. 1, it is expected that the man will be married, and have kids from the older wives. Not so?
TravelRe: Illegal Chinese Immigrants Arrested In Lagos by stagger: 2:21pm On May 24, 2012
They have been released. The Chinese embassy stepped in. It is on CCTV News.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of PSquare's Private Jet by stagger: 2:20pm On May 24, 2012
Na wa o!

How will they maintain this aircraft? shocked shocked shocked

An invitation for financial ruin. Just ask Dan Amokachi, Scottie Pippen and a lot of others who made this mistake. Ha!
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 7:24am On May 24, 2012
Rhapsody!:
will take you up on the offer, sometime soon. Accept my friend request so it will be easier to contact you.
Congrats. You are now one of my few friends here!
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 11:50pm On May 23, 2012
naijaobi: ok thats great.. But pls cud you tell me specific time interval at which if I dont enter the bet, should leave it?.. Or do i enter the bet anytime i see the alert as long as i stop at the expiry time?..
Thanks
If you miss an alert, do not try to force your way in. The binary options market will be here till Christ comes. You miss one opportunity, wait for another. Market no dey run.
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 8:54pm On May 23, 2012
neksummi: Everything going on here is so strange to me! I opened an account but haven't done anything with it.
I hope to create time to learn things here.

I'm an internet marketer but these stuffs are strange to me!
Give me 30k and I will teach you the A - Z of the way I trade binary options over Skype or TeamViewer for a month. I prefer to teach people how to fish than giving them fish in the form of alerts.

Binary options is not rocket science. You have a greater chance of success by avoiding the speculative trade types.
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 5:40pm On May 23, 2012
The problem with people is that when they see success that looks too good to be true, they hardly believe. What is virtual about the account? I have $6000 capital in there, and I only take 5 trades a week maximum. I am not into the daily Rise/Fall currency speculation that seems to be the gold standard here. So why can't I support that trade size?
BusinessRe: Betonmarket Alerts by stagger: 5:12pm On May 23, 2012
What are we not talking?

For those who use alerts, make attempts to learn the ropes of this business. I have decided to stick to trades that give me one week expiries, and strictly on the stock indices. I am starting to reap the benefits full time. cheesy cheesy cheesy

BusinessRe: 2% On 18million With Gtbank by stagger: 4:54pm On May 23, 2012
I am getting 7% on my investment. You should have held your account officer by the balls. They need your money to stay in the system. Na negotiation. And of course, you need to be physically present.

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