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Constables have been going home with N100,000 pay (official + egunje). It is in their blood to collect bribe and it will not stop.

Ties in this hot weather? No way!

After they have tortured he hell out of the man, what do you expect him to say?

Woman in you...
Brings out the man in me..

How can I forget that 1983 timeless classic? I liked that song so much as a kid. All our childhood stars are going one by one. Na wa o!

Knew she was definitely Nigerian.

Did someone not tell her to use a handkerchief when doing that stuff? She probably did not know the power of the more than 35 High Definition Cameras used in covering the match.

190: More from d stables of 190

Photoshopped image. That man on the poster is not the pastor of the church in Choba. I think you should stop this stupidity. It is getting too much.

airmark: He was used as a winger when playing for Lens. Don't say what you don't know.

And what was the result of the Lens experiment? Were they not relegated? Compare Utaka's performances when he was in Racing Club Lens and when he was in Rennes.

I have followed the Championnat since 1993 when George Oppong Weah played for PSG and Nantes boasted of the likes of Patrice Loko, Claude Makelele, Japhet N'Doram and goalkeeper Cassagrande, so don't tell me not to say what I don't know.

Go to ABC Cargo Centre at Katampe Estate road, along the Kubwa Expressway. That should do it for you.

Odenigbo Aroli: Utaka has always been a very silent but dangerous winger! Am proud of him and my bro mikel

Point of correction. John Utaka has and never was a winger. Don't mind the dumb Super Eagles coaches who always played him out of position. Check him out when he played for Rennes.

He is a natural born striker. Striker to the core and he has always flourished as a striker. This season at Montpellier has proved it.

solomto: i want god of soccer to remember Arsenal next season.

That your prayer will not work. Chelsea have shown that some prayers are answered by money. If your gen breaks down, while you are praying and fasting for it to start, the man with money will just go down to the market and buy himself a new one.

I am happy that my club Man U is beginning to see the effect of not buying quality players and going for pieces of junk from other teams, and the Chairman has promised to release money for new acquisitions.

If Arsenal also buys quality players, they will see success. See how even the few average players they bought turned their season around. So tell Arsene to stop his miserly attitude towards spending and spend the money to get the trophies.

Jakumo: If I were as rich as Mr. Zuckerberg, I would be very wary of marrying a medical doctor, given the deep working knowledge doctors have regarding drugs that kill in a manner that mimics "natural causes", without leaving chemical traces for the coroner to detect.

Besides, for an Asian woman, this one definitely wins no awards for feminine beauty. Matter of fact, she looks downright mean.

I'm taking bets now on how long this union lasts.

You are very ignorant. What profession are coroners? Are they carpenters?

His tackling and work rate was spectacular. He earned a 9.0/10 from me.

Ok, I have checked it and it was sent from one of my staff with my permission when I was away on a course. I have sent an email requesting for some information so I can match the notification with the payment and fulfill your order.

Sorry for the delay please.

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I have sent the instructions. But please, attend to the other request I made in the email.

virtuoso01: I wonder, if it is a woman that gave him the kiss would he give her the same treatment?

I wonder.

That's the point.

My only grouse with Will Smith is that he did not use the full force of his backhand to deliver the slap. If na me, I for tear the guy eardrums. Stuppid and nonsensical fagggot!

aanowai: Please delampy,

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Dont start your kerosine business, if you dont have a business plan.

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Delampy started the business 2 years ago. Why not just advertise your business plan writing services straight away instrad of hiding behind the original poster of the thread?

cesil92: Wat d Bleep is wrong wit our Naija gals... Dis dude sef get MONEY? Uche Jumbo you can't intimidate Naija guys/gals with your white bobo. Most naija gals all compete to marry white men, thereafter when you read their interviews on the net and magazines they tel u bla bla bla bla, that d married cos of love. Dig deep you find out the marry white dudes cos of dis same old mentality that the white dudes are beta off than naija guys, no doubt abt that, but also truly many naija men are better off financially than they are. Also the feel this superiority complex abt white dudes. The marry this dudes as a show off to other naija gal..

She can marry whomever she wants dude. Na you pay for their wedding, abi na you pay for the drinks/venue/food/rings/wedding gown et al?

Wetin concern you sef?

gaelllic: @Stagger.
I received a text (phone number listed as STAG)asking me to pay into a certain GTB account for the kerosene manual. Was that you?

Can you please send the contents of this message to dankrabb at gmail dot com and let me confirm this? I have not sent any messages by phone to anyone in the last 5 months.

revivedafrikana: Guys I sent $250 to my auntie in lagos. when they go to get it he says they have the wrong name and account.
He did that twice and I keep insisting no, they have all the right information to receive the money. Third time go to the bank and
he said somebody has already received the money so they should come and ask me if i took the money back?

So what happened is that he had access to the code number and probably gave it to a friend to receive at another bank. i was shocked they could do that.

Western union could not help and the bank manager told my auntie he can only fire the clerk if western union can tell us which bank the money was received at.

After one month of investigation western union just sent me a letter that i should report to the police in Canada. Like what are they going to do?

Guy, you have to change with the times.

Register your aunty with Payoneer so she gets their MasterCard. When she gets it, you can do a direct card to card transfer. She can then go to Zenith or GTB to cash the money with the Payoneer card from the ATM, though at an exchange rate that is N5 less than parallel market. But then, it is better than having to suffer this sort of embarrassment.

This is how I receive small dollar payments from my foreign clients. If you need to send plenty of money, get your aunty to open a domiciliary account.

I am not interested in buying Facebook shares, but I want to look at ways to monetize my business using Facebook.

I will love to see the outcome of this one. Hahhahahahahaha!

This is the last notice I will put up concerning this; if you know you paid for the manual and have not yet sent your details to my email add (where you were sent the payment instructions), please indicate so that you can receive your manual.

Won't say this again!

Why doesn't Fashola sack all the striking doctors so we know Lagos state has no more doctors? Afterall, did anyone force him to sign agreement when he was looking for votes?

Now he has got the votes, he cannot fulfill what he signed with the doctors. Maybe he should go to the hospitals, and treat the patients himself.

All these governors sef. Na God go judge all of them.

"Unconditional Love", which she did with Musical Youth, was like an anthem in my neighbourhood back then in 1983. Also liked her another song from that album "She Works Hard for the Money".

So sad to hear of her demise. RIP

Nigeria 2 - West Germany 0.

Year was 1985. U-16 Kodak World Cup as it was known then. Nigeria down to 10 men due to red card to Duere (an Ijaw boy who was our Number 2). Nigeria leading 1-0 via a Salisu Nakade goal in the 9th minute. West Germany was pressing us very hard. Then we had a counter attacking break in the very last minute. Long ball lobbed from the left to Victor Igbinoba, who controlled with his right, took on two West German defenders, and when no one expected it, fired a rising shot with his left to the roof of the net!

Nigerians went wild! Our first ever FIFA tournament victory.

Sometime in 2004, I was sprayed with "kai-kai spit" by one crazy bike man in Yenagoa. Men, I nearly strangled the man when I got hold of him.

I have thrown an orange at a driver once.

In the FCT, it seems everyone is just crazy on the roads. You sometimes wonder whether people take out their brains and keep in a safe in the house before they hit the streets on their steerings.

Because of this, I have resolved to let my wife do the driving when we are going to church so I don't get into something that will contaminate my mood. She is a lot calmer in that respect.

musKeeto: i APOLOGIZE on his behalf. We know it was your PAPA oyedepo that created heaven and hell, remember what he told the slapped witch?
Today's a new day.. i hope you have a new story about your life to share.. Liar..

You always have something silly to say. Tomorrow you will say it was Stagger that said it. I am too busy today to even attend to anything you have to say, because you always talk babash!

2good: Well, I don't believe they exist but you do. So you have to lead by example and convince people they exist. If people like you will go to the Christian heaven, then almost the whole world population will be there.

Where you go and whether or not you believe that they exist or not depends on you. No human being can convince anyone that they exist. There are people that have been preached to all their lives and they never accepted Christ or believed in a heaven or hell. I have seen a core Marxist who never believed in heaven or hell for almost 50 years despite countless preachings he had heard until he had a near death experience.

So it is a matter of personal conviction. It is you who has to make the decision.

2good: You are purely hell bound based on your behaviour. You're not an inch Christlike as you all preach.

Are you the one that created hell or heaven? Who do you think you are to determine who is hell or heaven bound? Is heaven or hell your father's property? Go siddon joo!

Some people mumu no be small.

OP, were you bewitched? Kai!