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The point is, where are the drains leading to?

If you simply put gutters that lead nowhere at the side of the road, then the problem is not solved.

Bought at N162 at Hotel Presidential in PH before leaving the sports festival. This country is heading for an economic free fall.

Hmm,

This is my take on this.

Lady, you are obviously feeling good. But make no mistake about this. EVERY MARRIAGE WILL BE TESTED BY STORMY WATERS. MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT THIS. It is not about IF it will happen, but WHEN it will happen. When it comes, can both of you stand firm?

What will happen to the love if he loses that job and is unable to get one for a year (GOD FORBID, BUT IT HAS HAPPENED TO SOME FRIENDS OF MINE)?

Will you still feel the love as e dey chack you?

There are weightier issues to consider. Are you both compatible? What is his response when you quarrel? Indeed, have you ever quarreled? Have you two been your real selves outside the razzmatazz of the money and the  things it can buy?

You need to quarrel to know if you are really compatible on a lot of issues that will confront you when you get married. Courtship is not about holidays and all that stuff. Sure they are important in a relationship, but you need to do a real test-run of marriage (which is what courtship really is). So far, both of you seem to have only pushed one side of the coin.

You need to flip the other side and get very real with yourselves. Take my advice as a married dude who has seen the bliss, the good, the bad, the very ugly and back to the good of married life.

I had written an ebook on this matter last year where I talked about skimming devices and how they work. Maybe I should put it up for free download to 50 persons.

"Baby, your mouth dey smell. (then I get out some Listerine) You can use this to freshen up your breathe. I want to kiss you badly."

cap28:
aganga (goldman sachs puppet) was edged out and replaced by world bank puppet okonjo iweala - one western puppet edged out and replaced with another western puppet - how is that a plus for nigeria?

both of them represent the interests of their masters in washington NOT the interests of nigeria or its citizens, so where is the gain for nigeria?

what has this woman ever done for nigeria? is it the transfer of our foreign reserves into the hands of our enemies -the western banks - so why then is she back in office?

could it be that the real powers who control our economy have stipulated that she come back to finish off our economic destruction?

nigerians, since you have refused to use your brains and understand that the western powers are now in the second phase of economic re colonisation of your assets and natural resources you must suffer the consequences of ignorance and st.upidity.

good luck to all of you and this awful woman

I doff my hat for you for having the courage to tell blind Nigerians how the economic game has been played since the days of the cold war.

Where have these World Bank and Western-trained technocrats got us except in the economic doldrums? They come with all their razzmatazz, and at the end of the day, what impact do we see on public schools, basic healthcare, etc?

I do not expect any miracles from this woman. Infact, I do not expect any miracles from this government. Four years from now, we will still be here to complain about this or that.

As long as the money-sharing in Abuja does not end, there will be no economic miracles. I tire for this country.

A typical visit to Sheraton Hotel in Abuja in the evenings will immediately give you a hint. You see girls everywhere, scrambling over white men and stuff like that. You even see them now hanging around in the car park. Once I met two girls leaning on my car as I was about to leave the place after a meeting, and I actually asked them what they were doing in the car park, and leaning on my vehicle doing nothing in particular.

When I see things like this, it makes my blood boil. Respectable hotels have seen this and have decided to take action. Indeed, what business does a decent lady have going to such places unaccompanied when she clearly knows what goes on in such places?

She should be sent to the firing squad!

Women think they can get away with all manner of actions and hide under the cloak of being discriminated and denied equal rights. The other day, someone I know was bathed with acid by his wife during a domestic argument. Tell me, who in his right mind will be asking for leniency for such a person in such cases?

This is why I hate these f.ucking Americans. They always fly this flag of being God's own country, but they are devil's incarnates. Of all the foreigners I have dealt with, I have found Middle Easterners and Asians to be the most trustworthy. The Americans are worse than pigs.

OP,

Do you even need to be told that you should not accede to this request? Tell her pointedly that you do not accept that idea of her being chief bridesmaid. If she doesn't like it, let her pack her bags and get away from your life forever.

Friendship is not by force. I have many friends whom I have had to drop over the years because we now have divergent interests. Simple and short.

Why is GEJ so weak and indecisive? What is this we are seeing for the love of God? "uncalled for" means what? Obasanjo would have bombed the bas.tards out of existence since.

The Ikwerres do not see themselves as Igbo, and if you tell an Ikwerre man that he is a Rivers Igbo, God help you if their machete-wielding youths do not slit your throat.

I have a business right in the core of Ikwerreland and I can tell you all about their customs and traditions and their view of the Igbos; pure, unadulterated hatred!

So the delusional f.ools who are on this thread talking about Rivers Igbo are on their own; living in the grandoise delusional world.

There is nothing like feeling up a well pumped-up girl in all the right places. Me no wan no skin and bones in a mi bed.

We all know that drug lords and the mafiasos used to own banks so they could use it to launder money.

What stops these Al-Qaeda and Boko Haram people from doing same? Before you know it, they will be awash with cash to finance their terrorist activities here.

Why the hell is GEJ just playing dumb about all this?

Boyloaf:
Hello my fellow gentlemen and ladies on nairaland , pls i need your suggestion on how best to do this.
There is dis fellow corper i've bn admirin for sometime now and i've bn waitin for d right moment to let her into my feelins for her. just yesterday,she came lookin for me to help her configure her phone for browsin. I'm into mobile and pc networkin and most corpers knw me here. Normally my fee ranges frm 1k-2k for such service, in her case,at first, i requested for 2k and she begged to pay 1k,so i agreed. To cut long story short,i configured her fone yesterday and she is to pay me today, shud i accept d money from her? If yes,pls giv me logical reasons. BUT i really intend to forget abt d money but here is where i need your help,how best romantically do i tell her to forget abt d money wen she comes around dis evenin? Without makin her feel i took advantage of her for comin to me for help. Pls no insults i beg una oh. And i will be bak to giv u feedbak.

Fear is what made me miss out on one of my university classmates I had been attracted to since year one. After graduation, she was giving me a little shade of a green light but I was too afraid.

It was when a friend of hers (by this time the girl had married) who I secretly confessed to that told me that if I had made an effort, she would have fallen for me because she had told some of them who were her friends that she thought I was a cool guy. There was even an occasion she gave me a playful tap on the butt when we were in class one day.

Lesson: I was young then. And of course, I was dumb. An opportunity came, I screwed up and the chance was lost forever.

After my love interests friend spoke to me about this, I decided not to let fear get the better of me. These days, I do not hesitate to walk up to a girl and tell her how I feel about her, even in public. They are usually impressed by my audacity and they fall.

So OP, when the girl comes, do not waste time to tell her how you feel about her. I just attended a wedding on Saturday of a young guy who was still a boy in my area when I was in school. He got married to his NYSC sweetheart.

Do not let this opportunity pass. The window of opportunity comes but once. If it closes, it will be lost forever. TELL THE GIRL HOW YOU THINK SHE IS THE PRETTIEST, SEXIEST LADY YOU HAVE EVER SET YOUR EYES ON, AND HOW YOU WANT HER TO BE YOURS FOREVER!

Tell her, and even if she says no, keep pestering her with words, visits, texts, gifts, etc. Thank God you have a skill you can sell for money.

NB: Please I will like to have your contact. If you are good in mobile applications, I have plenty of work for you and you can make the kind of money you never dreamed of.

Cheers man.

obowunmi:
if you don't have a solid business idea yet, then don't quite your job.

You got it spot on!

I have finally found a reason to dump this f***ing bank and head over to GTB.

If you kill him, you will be sent to the gallows, and another man will have free reign to f**k your wife without mercy. Just think about the way another man will just be enjoying your wife. Imagine it.

If you cannot stand the thought, then ditch the killing plan and move on with your married life. If you let women, they will send you to an early grave. I HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH EXPERIENCES TO KNOW THAT THIS THING CALLED MARRIAGE IS AN EMOTIONALLY TASKING AFFAIR WHICH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT AT HEART.

That statement "for better for worse", is not a joke and should not be taken lightly.

One thing I hate most about internet marketers is that they never take the time to tell you how difficult some business are online.

Take the original poster. What does he know about SEO? Maybe he should tell us.

Coming here to present the whole thing as though it is like going to your fridge and taking water from ther, pouring it into a glass and drinking.

Ridiculous!

The SSS headquarters has two gates, each of which is manned by two operatives each, armed with automatic rifles in the calibre of the Isreali-made Uzzi which is capable of firing 900 rounds a minute (the SSS does not use AK 47s and Fabrique Nationales, which are used by the police and army in Nigeria). The sight of these guys at the gate should be enough to deter any infiltrators.

So how did a Boko Haram suspect manage to get inside the premises in the first place? That is the question the SSS should look at.

You need to get it on the down low with her in bed, and make sure you give earth-shattering orgasms. She will never leave you. Take my word for it.

When I was a cool guy, I never got the attention from girls. They always flocked to the bad guys. Noticed it from my secondary school days.

I neither drink nor smoke, but when it comes to girls, I am now a baaaaaaaad guy. And trust me, I am really bad with them. All the girls I have manhandled in bed keep calling me for more. I just blank them, and they keep calling. You can't feel the swagger and stagger of my dagger and not call for more.