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If I were a male coach of a male team,. I will not tolerate batty boys. Thumbs up to Eucharia for living up to her faith and her beliefs and not being afraid to let it show.

F***ing FIFA f***ots!

And any dumb goat will know that the human population has grown and expanded across the earth beyond when Jesus walked on it. Therefore the delivery of the gospel, cannot be cheap, even though the gospel is free.

As for the guy who is asking what the missionaries charged for bringing Christianity to us, let me educate the empty-headed human being that wrote that:

1) Their brothers in uniform brought guns to your chiefs, who in turn raided their fellow brothers in the name of communal wars and sold them to slavery.

2) Many of the so-called "missionaries" were slave owners. John Wesley who composed Amazing Grace, was a slave owner.

3) They came and plundered your land. Ask the British what missionary work was done in carrying all the thousand s of artifacts that were stolen from Benin in 1897, which THEY HAVE BLUNTLY REFUSED TO RETURN TILL THIS DAY.

4) Look at all the negative Western culture which their "missionary work" has brought. Today, a wife cannot respect the husband in the name of women empowerment. Were our families as dysfunctional as they are in the days of our parents?

I can go on and on. So no one should give me the BS that the foreign missionaries did not charge a kobo for dispensing their own brand of the gospel that used the name of God as an excuse to rape the African continent.

What is the purpose of this purely nonsensical thread?

People who believe in giving in church do it and it works for some.

Those who don't will still stick to their views; and it has also worked for some as many are still prospering.

So admin, stop putting these silly threads that make absolutely no sense on the front page.

Thunder fire the person wey bring this rule.

Too many people here do not know the dirty deals that go on in that ministry, orchestrated by the woman herself. She should leave immediately.

Nigeria does not need such people as Allison-Madueke as Petroleum Ministers.

Well, I just headed to the Garden City as part of my state contingent to the sports festival, and I just captured two soldiers beating a woman close to the East West Road junction there for God knows what.

I was too close to the action so did not attempt to start filming with a camera. The way guns were being cocked and civilians being chased, I did not want to wind up a victim of any accidental discharge.

However, I will be on the lookout and if there are any more incidents, yours truly will capture them, from afar.

If you love this girl, get her and marry her. Saves you both the trouble.

And did I tell you all that there were up to 50 people watching me doing my thing? Several guys like me, but none had the boldness.

It is about the swagger and the stagger being a rapper, rapping the words like "babe, I think you are sooooo hot!"

And dyk, it is not always about immediate 4ck all the time. Depends on if I have the time. I have once done a girl one year after I met her. All it took when I entered the town I met her was a phone call. Next night, she was in my bed.

Once you can reach a girl, you can definitely bump pelvises with her, anytime!

Last week, when I was away from my base, I met a girl in a bank; tall, fair, elegant. Boobs not too big and just the right size, looking so suckable. She stood out. I did what I would always do in that situation, knowing that if I missed the opportunity, I may never see her again.

I walked up to her and told her that I had noticed her from the ATM, and I just had to tell her what immediately came to my mind; that all the times I had travelled to that town, I had never seen a girl as hot as she was.

She looked at me with this "what did you just say" look, then she turned away and let out a smile. I knew I had got her. Five minutes later, I was out of the place, her name and number in my phone.

One thing about fair babes is that you can always catch the blush and see the effect of what you just told them immediately.

I have never told a girl that she is hot without getting the desired effect.

OP, you need to change your lingo. Telling a girl that she is beautiful is too bland; it just doesn't cut it. When you open your mouth and tell a girl she is hot, it means she is sexually attractive and desirable and she is a head-turner. Simply put, she is a sex goddess!

I am yet to see a girl who is not affected by it. NEVER!

I think the primary problem is that the environment in Nigeria does not promote such independence.

For example, how would a typical Nigerian child at 18 pay school fees of N400,000 in a university? From where? What kind of work can he find in Nigeria for such?

In Sweden, education for EU citizens is free. I have never lived in the UK, but I am aware that the school fees they pay are about a third of what foreign students pay. There are lots of holiday jobs that can be done in Western societies. There is social security. There are basics. There is electricity for a creative person to buy a laptop and start a computer based business as simple as graphic designs. People do not have to worry about water.

If things are too bad, there are homeless shelters. Creativity is encouraged to thrive. If you have a business idea at 18, you can approach a financial institution to bank roll it without it costing you an arm and a leg. If the 18 year old decides to go into music, he has copyright protection.

Here, if you have no parents to cushion you, the harshness of the Nigerian society will crush that individual.

In our society, just about the only way an 18 year old can survive and still live a normal life is to take to some sort of crime. If that person decides to go straight, he may still make it, but a part of him will die; lost to hardship, struggle, etc.

As for pampering of kids, I do not totally agree with you. I have many friends who came from rich homes who were even strangulated financially by their parents; no pampering anywhere.

You will be surprised; the same Richard Branson you are mentioning will spend 10 million pounds on his daughter's society wedding to keep his rep on E! Channel and all the Hollywood gossip tabloids in check.

So do not generalize my brother.

Cuddlemii:
I am just trying to merge your username with "they flow and flow, then gallop. Then more gallop. Then you could keep climbing bump after bump after bump". Your username suits you well.

Hmm, I read somewhere that you like being cuddled. I nominate myself to be your cuddler. What say ye?

The girl likes u, but she is not cheap. You have to work hard for her love and endure some of the emotional obstacles she will put up. Girls are like that. They flow and flow, then gallop. Then more gallops. Then you could keep climbing bump after bump after bump. Only those who can endure will get to the smooth road again.

Of course, the gallops will still come up.

So persevere. Find a way to unlock her heart and enjoy the game as you do. Women are like that. Always.

Eko Ile:
Speak for your bigoted self, not for God.


What's next? You don climb mountain to parlay with God and hin don brief you how and why he created us all?


Some of you sure know how to sound like elementary school kids.

Idiot! have you ever read the bible? Do you even need a bible to know a pencil fits into a sharpener and not a pencil to pencil or sharpener to sharpener.

Bloody maaamaman!

Eko Ile:
Who created g/ays and L.esb.ians? No be God? And if you do believe in God and his Omnipotent powers and presence, do you really think God didn't know some of his creations are going to turn man-lover when he was creating them? or is it just that you lowly NL loudmouth sabi more than God?

What ever you say about g.ays and lesb.ians folks or what ever condemnation you heap on them is an affront to the same God.

The real sinners are people like you committing sins, hating and discriminating in the name of God.

Thunder pepper dat your mouth you f****ing batty boy!

All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed
Bad, mad, and a wicked inna
All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed
Wicked, bad and mad inna bed
Inna fi mi bed mi don’t waan Alfred
Don’t waan Tony mi don’t waan Ted
Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead
BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head

Verse 4
Inna fi mi bed mi don’t waan Alfred
Don’t waan Tony mi don’t waan Ted
Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead
BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head


Dat was Shabba Ranks and he just got my thoughts.

I walk around the streets, and I see all those sweet hips, those lips those boobs, everywhere.

Then along comes s stupid batty boy to do what?

We should put shots in their heads!

Gathers no f***ing moss,

What is wrong with our players? Always looking for a line of least resistance instead of sweating to fight for a shirt. Did Gianluigi Buffon not go down and back up with Juventus? Still Italian no 1 since 1999.

Stupid move by Nsofor.

Imagine!

So you want all the men to cover their eyes whenever they come to a place where your woman is standing because she is too fine.

Let me be frank with you. FINE THING NO DEY HIDE. As long as your woman is as beautiful as you say she is, men will hit on her. It is a natural phenomenon. So please do yourself a favour and take her to the altar. And even when she is married, men will still hit on her but at least, there will be restrictions.

Better get used to it so you do not die young thinking and worrying about this, because another man will just take her and will continue eating the soup from where you stopped!  

Abeg make we hear word. I make wedding gowns so this whole thing is no big deal.

I have always said it that these Abuja girls are truly crazy. I talked about it in my thread and some girls went for my jugular!

$700 for a night? I surely have to be on coke to even listen to such jazz. Corpers for me are the best bet now; at least before they get indoctrinated.

How will I see a fine girl in a club and not ask for her number? Me I no understand these our babes o! Honestly.

I have known right from experience that when a girl says no, it means try harder. And harder i will try until I get what I want.

Everyone knows that the beauty of the human body was manifested in the woman. The guys were made from dust, the women were made from a rib; you can say that God passed the male body through a refinery and created a more perfect species in women.

So we shall enjoy them. Ahead ahead!

OP,

You need to boost your self confidence. There is nothing wrong with you.

You know what gets girls to a man? PERSISTENCE.

There is hardly any girl worth her salt who will just fall for a guy after the first talk. Unless the girl na "ashy" wey just want Bleep for your money.

I used to have a serious self-confidence problem with girls growing up. But when I was in the university, I was lucky to have roommates who schooled me in the art of women. It is an art.

Most girls like a bold guy who can walk up to them anywhere and tell them how beautiful they look and how he was attracted by their beauty. It usually disarms them to some extent.

Guy, you gotta be bold and develop the art of rapping and toasting a girl. Till date, only one girl I have ever toasted has failed to give me her number, and that was in a bank. I was in a hurry, but believe me if I had more time, I would have done it.

There is no girl in this world I cannot toast. Even a girl who I grew up with who knew me as a complete nerd, was surprised when about 20 years later, I asked her out. We even dated briefly and for the while it lasted, it was good. She even confessed later to another girl that she never believed that I was the same person and she also could not believe she would even bump pelvises with me years later.

It's all about confidence, persistence, raps, and of course a little money. Not that you will spend a fortune on her. You will be surprised how some small gifts can make a way for you into a girl's heart.

So forget all the yarns about deliverance. Even a pastor friend of mine told me once that there are some demons that money can bind.

For this one, go and learn how to win a woman and keep her.

Professor Chinweizu wrote in his book ANATOMY OF FEMALE POWER:

1) When a man's p**** is up, his brain takes French leave.
2) From the age of puberty onwards, nothing disorganizes a male mind more than the sight of a female body.

That book is a must-read for every male. For a man who never married and who swore he never will, yet devoted the book to all the woman in his life from whom he learnt everything about women, that book for me is a masterpiece anyday.

I just love when I step into Zenith bank in Maitama. Beauty everywhere. That is the only bank where I can wait for an hour and I won't mind.

Poster, just enjoy the moment. Show of flesh has come to stay. You cannot stop it. If you notice, the effect is now like cocaine. The more of it you have, the more you get used to it and then the boundaries will have to be pushed more and more.

Just give it five years. You will see some crazy dressing to come. So just endure the sight. Afterall, you should not spend more than twenty minutes in the bank, and you don't go there everyday. Do you?

Make una go open church now see whether e dey easy to run one.

Last week, I took the obsession to a new level: scanning for videos of people doing their ears on Youtube.

That's when I realized I was not alone. Some do this stuff for a living: cleaning other people's ears. I saw an Indian guy who says the profession (wow!) was passed down to him by his dad, and he was travelling round, doing the same thing for about 16 hours a day so his kids could go to school and not have to clean ears for a living.

I was touched by that story.

Then guess what? I saw some real bizarre ones that had to go to the doctor to get theirs taken out. Men, there was one where the doctor was struggling with the wax. Believe me, if he was unable to get it out, I would have had a sleepless night, trying to imagine the end of the story.

Eventually, it all came out. I was so relieved and wow, I got this inner joy. One more ear down, and others to go!

What's the favourite tool?

Biro cover
tissue
paper
tiny feathers
Q-tips (not my favourite).

Then i discovered the hollow tip of the ink tube of the biro. Ooooh, pure heaven. Only an orgasm compares to the feeling.

otokx:
Students should concentrate on their studies and leave politics to the politicians.

Dumbest statement I have seen on Nairaland in a long while. Were you not once a student? Who fought for your rights when you were one?

Was it the politicians in Abuja or your fellow colleagues who sacrificed their time, lectures, and sometimes their freedom to ensure that you had light and water on campus?

Unbelievable comment.

My wife still scrolls through my phones. She does it when I am asleep. It has to take a discussion about an unrelated matter for me to realize that something she said could only have come from some info she got from my phone.

I don't want to start locking my phones because she may get even more suspicious. I guess I just have to live with it.

Hmm,

Some years back, I developed this fascination for cleaning ears. I mean I just love it when my ears are filled with wax and I just take something (biro covers are my favourite tool) to start digging out all the gooey.

After some time, my ears weren't enough. I started seeking out that of my brothers to clean. One of them liked it at first, then told me to stop. Another just did not want me touching his ears, even when his always had the juiciest wax.

Now I take time to clean my wife's ears and she loves it. I hear in places like Japan, it is a sign of intimacy.

Sometimes, I just find myself staring into people's ears in public, trying to make out those that need some cleaning. And when someone actually takes out a tool to start the earwax job, I just find myself staring with some sick, insane pleasure.

Infact, the more gross the wax is, the more pleasant I find it to watch it being cleaned out.

I don't know. Is it just me or do any of us feel the same way? Comments please.