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BusinessRe: Woman Goes Naked At Access Bank Due To Inability To Get Cash by stagger: 10:52pm On Feb 01, 2023
Righteousness2:
Imagine how people are going but just because they are not able to access cash.

Then imagine what it is going to be like after the RAPTURE of the Church , when you don't be able to buy or sell without the Mark of the beast.

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is a dire need to think about these things are about to come on the Earth.
There is a Dire need to do the needful that will ensure you Escape that time.
There is a Dire need to Disnounce everything anything Holding us from Surrendering to JESUS CHRIST.

There is no more time! JESUS CHRIST IS COMING!!
The church will be very much here when the mark of the beast is unleashed. Go back and study Revelation 14 - 16 and see the sequence of events. You should see clearly that from 2020, God has been allowing test situations so that discerning Christians can do the needful and buy their oil before the bridegroom cometh.

You see how people are unable to get any money anywhere and are having issues buying or selling. It is a test-run. The question is, were you and others prepared?
CareerRe: Shocking Salary From My To-be Boss. by stagger: 9:07am On Feb 01, 2023
alphabbey1:
Give it a rest
$5k/month is no big deal..... and if you have to leave your bed to earn that, just know u are the one that really need to aim higher....

Now, you expecting a company to be paying a Data Anayst $8k right from Nigeria is really a benighted and hyperbole statement from your side. You are literally expecting to be paid similar amount twitter pays software engineers in-person in US... Better face reality... Not even now with the massive layoff ongoing in the IT sector....

And if u wanna pull the card that its data analyst earning you the $5k, why don't you update the OP on how to land that so u can prove u are not a clown....
Oga, that is not my only earnings. I have three companies, one of which has four branches in Nigeria. If you care, I can give you the name privately and invite you for coffee in one of our two Lagos offices.

People like you make a lot of noise to cover their lack of understanding of how global employment works. There are guys earning far more than the figures I stated and like I said, people like you have been battered by weaponized poverty so you do not know your worth.
CareerRe: Shocking Salary From My To-be Boss. by stagger: 10:51pm On Jan 31, 2023
alphabbey1:
Some of you will just open mouth huh Saying the unthinkable..... he's the only data analyst in the world, that's why company will be paying him that high....
You yourself, u don't like money abi ?!!! that's why u did not learn it and enter LinkedIn to be plucking money...
I am already with a European firm paying me $5k a month. I am aiming higher. So I am talking from a standpoint of "been there, done that."
Most of you have been so battered by APC's weaponized poverty that you don't know your worth on the global market if you have the skills.
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 9:56pm On Jan 31, 2023
Urchinpainer:
At least ISWAP dey do giveaway. Courtesy of Emefiele. If don't like it, go and print your own money!

Meanwhile, I was around in 1984, only that I have no business with issues of life because I was a child. Una we vote Buhari in 2015 and 2019 what did you learn in 1984?
Go and look at my posts in 2014. I was one of those warning of a repeat of the problems of that era if the country went in the direction of the APC.
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 1:33pm On Jan 31, 2023
omonnakoda:
Rigged election
Government money I government house
A heavily rigged election. That was when ballot box stuffing and snatching was perfected because the boxes then were made of wood and not the transparent material used these days. Some of the boxes arrived already stuffed with votes.
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 1:31pm On Jan 31, 2023
omonnakoda:
I do not believe it worked at all
That is not my recollection.
You
I remember a lot of underhand dealing at Bristol Hotel in Lagos where they sold currency . That carried on throughout
The highest cash seizure was from Berlin Zuwo 3.4 million naira which happened long before the currency change
His name is Sabo Barkin Zuwo, the Kano governor who beat Abubakar Rimi of the PRP in the Verdict '83 polls.
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 1:27pm On Jan 31, 2023
omonnakoda:
Jokolo was Buhari's ADC
Buhari is okay with corruption if it is one of his own
Yes, Jokolo was Buhari's ADC but the money belonged to his dad who was the emir of Gwandu.
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 1:23pm On Jan 31, 2023
omonnakoda:
I was around too. It did not achieve anything
You must remember the 53 suitcase story
Yes, they belonged to Major Mustapha Jokolo's dad and Atiku was the Comptroller of Customs at the airport.

That currency change actually worked because a 2-week time period was given by military fiat and a cap was put on how much money you could change, based on assessments of what your profession paid you. Many politicians who stored money in Premier Beer cartons (if you remember) lost all their stashed money while they cooled their heels in various prisons across the country.

Most of those politicians were rehabilitated under IBB and Abacha. If they had stayed poor after that 1984 currency change, Nigeria would have been the better for it.
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 1:16pm On Jan 31, 2023
Urchinpainer:
Do you work in the bank? If not then keep quiet!
Na two of us dey this country. I was around in 1984 when a similar exchange was done. Where were you then?
BusinessRe: Despite Extension, Nigerians Can’t Withdraw Old, New Notes by stagger: 10:22am On Jan 31, 2023
Urchinpainer:
Senators think say them dey wise. Emefiele allowed old notes to come in, the new note can only go out through ATM. grin grin grin.... They will need 10 years to withdraw the money they need for vote buying unto 20k levels ATM is paying per day.

Emefiele is a Neck presser I swear. Imagine coming to withdraw 100miliion over the counter and they tell you "sir, based on CNN policy, we can only give you 100naira notes or 50 naira notes grin grin grin. You will need 20 bullion vans to carry the money!
The stark ignorance of our people is encapsulated in this post.

Don't you know that by the time the citizens do not have any kind of access to the new notes, this will make them even more susceptible to vote buying?

Where do you think the new notes are? It is already in the hands of politicians. Who do you think will benefit from the Feb 10 - 17 exchange at the central bank? Is it the common man or the pepper seller in the market?

You are all gullible!
BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu Hosts Akinwunmi Adesina And His Wife To Dinner by stagger: 10:19am On Jan 31, 2023
The globalists perfecting their new strategies...if you know, you know.
AgricultureRe: Our Farm Attacked Again With Biological Weapon By Our Host Community! by stagger: 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2023
I have been following the OPs stories from day 1 and I have come to the conclusion that there is something he is not telling us.
I cannot put my finger on it, but I think he is hiding something. But I may be wrong.

He had better find a way to live in peace with his neighbours and host community or this will end very badly.
EducationRe: How I Handled A Cultist That Slapped My Girlfriend by stagger: 10:28pm On Jan 30, 2023
DonOG:
Good morning guys, an incident happened over the weekend which I would love to share with you guys so you can help judge the case because some of my friends are insisting I handled it wrongly.

A couple of my military friends, a navy officer and a soldier came into town last week and proposed to take my girlfriend out so we proceeded to her to pick her up from school. On our way we stopped by a fueling station to get fuel so I gave them a location to go wait for me while I take a bike to pick her up since the queue was a bit much. On our way out of school we came across two guys on the walk way, they exchanged glances and asked each other "what", one of the guys happened to be her coursemate that she already told me about sometime ago.

According to her, the guy used to be an errand boy for a notorious cult guy that used to ask her out during her first year, so the said guy was the one always coming to deliver messages to her. she didn't want to get involved with cultists so she would normally leave the guy hanging around without giving him a response to the messages. After the guy asking her out left the school the guy somehow started nursing a grudge against her.

While we stood at the school gate waiting for a bike the guy showed up again, this time with five guys with him and accosted my babe. He demanded to know why she talked to him rudely, before she could say jack he landed a jaw shattering slap on her cheek that nearly sent her sprawling to the ground. I was embarrassed but had to apply wisdom because the area wasn't my territory coupled with the fact that I was obviously out numbered. I held the guy's hand when he proceeded to slap her again and asked him why he would embarrass me by hitting a lady that was with me. Meanwhile my girlfriend was behind my back hurling insults at the guy saying stuff like he had the gut to hit her because he has started moving with cultists and other stuff I don't recall.

While I was trying to placate the situation, I noticed more guys closing in on us and knew I would be in danger if I didn't leave the place. I somehow managed to get a bike and took her away. My military friends were furious when they heard what happened insisted we go back to the school. I told them to die the matter because even if they are military guys we were still out numbered and we might get seriously injured before their backup comes.

They insisted on going back to the school, we went and as expected didn't meet any of the guys. They made a report to the school security and promised to come back the next day. On our way back they kept making calls and arranging a squad that would pick up the guy the next day while I kept trying to make them see reasons why it was going to be a bad move.

Firstly they can't possibly apprehend all the cultists in the school so arresting the guy will simply make the girl a moving target for the rest of the members and I wasn't willing to take that risk for someone that has just a couple of months to graduate. We might go and display power in the school and go back home while the girl will be all alone in the school without any form of protection, its not like they are going to assign a personal bodyguard to her. What if matters go south and a life or even lives get lost, it would be embarrassing to hear that it was all because of a girl that will move on to the next guy in a matter of weeks if anything happens to me. I was finally able to convince them and make them stand down.

The following day I brokered a peace meeting between my girlfriend and the guy through the cult guy's cousin that was also her friend though I didn't show up at the location. I even asked her to apologize to the guy for insulting him just to massage his ego so the matter could die down. My girlfriend recorded everything while the guy kept threatening her that she wasn't going to graduate for insulting him because she was with a guy. He went on to say that I was the target of the attack because they thought I would react to the assault on her and maybe fight back. They were even laughing at her that she's dating a coward that couldn't defend her in an attack, I just smiled.

My girlfriend was upset that she had to apologize to someone that hit her, but I told her that sometimes we have to choose our fights wisely. You don't go into a fight with someone that doesn't have anything to lose. Some of my friends feel I am a coward but I still feel I handled it the best way. What do you guys think??.....sorry for the epistle or any errors.
The first step was ok, because it will guile them to thinking that you are a coward. But you should not let it be. You need to strike back and strike back hard.

A daughter to my mum's friend was similarly manhandled by a cultist and his gang because she refused his advances. We arranged a squad that traced him to his parents' house and worked him over seriously, with a warning that if he ever went near her again, he will lose more than he bargained for, now we knew where his family lived.

Most of those cultists are the real cowards. Anyone that needs a group around him to show a level of force is a true coward.
HealthRe: My Son Has Chickenpox. What Must Have Caused It? by stagger: 4:36pm On Jan 30, 2023
Why are people talking of vaccination against chicken pox? A disease that does not kill and which confers lifelong immunity?
CareerRe: Shocking Salary From My To-be Boss. by stagger: 2:56pm On Jan 30, 2023
lazynairalander1:
Last week I had an interview for a data analyst teaching job, after series of interview process which includes.
Analyzing data with Excel and BI
Extracting and cleaning data with Python &SQL
Modeling, analyzing and visualization with R.
Though my Python prowess wasn't that good but I was told that what they needed is a data analyst who can handle R very well and I really impressed in that aspect.

I showed my data analysis projects on the above software excluding Python. Then we went to oral interview which led to the salary part. I was asked to name my price.
I told them to give me a breakdown on how many days I will be coming to work because I learnt it will be part time teaching job, the interviewer agreed to mail me my schedule.

I was hoping it will be weekend (like Friday evening, Saturday & Sunday) only for me to realized it will be Mon-Thur (that's not part time, I told the manager or so).
The worst part is that they are willing to pay me 10k/week for the job and I will be paid each week I come to work which means it's only the weeks the students avail themselves that I will teach and be paid.

Those tech pay such ridiculous amount or am just unlucky?
What am I expected to do with 10k weekly?
Transport?
Data?
Food?
Electricity?
What exactly?

I was furious though and I am still furious.
Mr man, get on Linkedin and push yourself to the world. You should be earning at least $8000 a month as a Business Intelligence consultant to oil companies or conglomerates.
BusinessRe: Bank Staff Are Sharing The New Currency Among Themselves by stagger: 11:41pm On Jan 27, 2023
Many of you were not around in 1984 when Buhari and Idiagbon gave Nigerians TWO WEEKS to change all their old money to new ones,
along with a deposit cap that ensured the politicians of that era were converted to poor men overnight.

I was around in 1984 and saw how my parents struggled to get the new notes. I made sure I did not have to end up in the situation most have found themselves now.

I identified what I spend cash on and what I use transfers for. All my cash expense items, I stockpiled enough to last me and my family for six months. The only thing I need to use transfers or PoS for are the only things I spend on now.

People need to be wise and talk to themselves and stop spending too much time on things that blunt the analytical component of their minds.
BusinessRe: Confusion As New Naira Note Shortage Takes Toll On Nigerians!! by stagger: 11:32pm On Jan 27, 2023
Make una prepare o.

Na so mark of the beast will be rolled out. When u realize you have no means to buy or sell, you will either take the mark or hold firm and either be executed, jailed or be on the run for 3.5 years.

It is all there in Revelation 14 to 16 and all what you see is a test run.
BusinessRe: Confusion As New Naira Note Shortage Takes Toll On Nigerians!! by stagger: 11:29pm On Jan 27, 2023
Biafraaa:
What do you mean by within a month? 3months was given. In all those 3months what were you doing until it's closing up to the deadline day?
When did the president launch the currency? When was it rolled out?

You claim to have a brain but you cannot decipher that December 15 till date is NOT three months.
CareerRe: ICPC Declares Seun Samuel Ojukannaiye Wanted For Receiving Double Salaries by stagger: 10:41am On Jan 27, 2023
Was Bashir Ahmad also declared wanted for collecting more than N1m a month as salaries from the presidency after he had already resigned the position?
BusinessRe: New Naira Note Scarcity Is False; I Withdrew Mine Yesterday by stagger: 9:23am On Jan 27, 2023
BossGerald:
Reporting live From Onitsha, Anambra state.

Union bank, UBA, FIRST Bank ATM etc are dispensing the new naira note.

Stop believing the lies and rumors that flies daily concerning the new naira notes.

Deposit your old naira notes with the bank or POS(point of sales) agent.

Go and visit any ATM stand near you and make your withdrawal.

You only have 4days to change you old currency.


From @Bossgerald
What lies? Is Onitsha the whole of Nigeria?
FamilyRe: A Friend in Naija Just Lost Her US Based Husband Just 7 Months After Wedding by stagger: 7:42pm On Jan 26, 2023
All these women looking for green card holders with already established families. Look for a single man that fears God and has prospects and grow with him in a clean slate marriage...no way.

I don't know why people love complications. The man's death was not ordinary. She had better not nurse the ambition of pursuing property before she ends up with a cancelled life membership as well.
EducationRe: Nigerian Students In UK, Others Risk Deportation by stagger: 10:56pm On Jan 25, 2023
This Braverman woman was born of Indian parents who emigrated to UK in the 1960s.

I do not know why it is always the kids of immigrants who are always seeking to deny others the opportunities their own parents were given.
BusinessRe: Share Your Experiences Trying To Withdraw New Naira Notes As 31st Deadline Nears by stagger: 9:50pm On Jan 24, 2023
The end-game is that all use of cash will be eliminated in all countries as part of the great reset, preparatory to the introduction of the mark of the beast. People are just sleepwalking into the whole game plan.

As it is, there is very little for which you need a lot of cash to do. Virtually every payment for modern life can be made with cashless means. The only thing people really need cash to pay for is probably transport, food and small household items at market or kiosk level. Very soon, even these will be eliminated once there are apps that can be scrolled on with phones as is presently the case in China. There are even days I leave my house with zero cash and I get to pay for everything. There was even a day I left home without my wallet. I used my fingerprint at a bank ATM and got some cash out.

This is where we are and the cashless systems have come to stay.
PoliticsRe: ECA Further Shrinks From $35.7 Million To $376,000 by stagger: 10:22am On Jul 27, 2022
Penguin2:
Jesus Christ!

$35million dollars depleted to a little above $300,000 in less than one month?

They’ve used sharing formula to finish Nigeria.

You see why sharing formula must be replaced with production formula as is being canvassed by Peter Obi?

If we retain the killer sharing attitude of those we elect into offices as it is today, Nigeria might be declared insolvent.

Please, you are not doing this for Peter Obi but for yourself, your children and your children’s children…

Vote Peter Obi.

If not anything, let’s try something new, please.

Some of us don’t want to japa abeg!
This account was in billions of dollars under OBJ and GEJ. Oshiomhole and co insisted that governors must share the money. It is all gone.
Car TalkRe: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by stagger: 9:06pm On Jul 17, 2022
Next time buy the car from abroad and ship it. Last vehicle I bought like this came with brand new tires. I no change tire for like 5 years and everything in the car worked. Till today, the ac fogs my windscreen at night.
Car TalkRe: I Finally Bought The Car I Went To Lagos To Buy. Now In PH With The Car by stagger: 9:03pm On Jul 17, 2022
formerUKSF:
Stop saying this thing.
Lekki na your mate
Lekki is stinky. I can never live there. I am PH born and bred and have also lived in Lagos too.
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Singer, Lionel Peterson Dies At 74 by stagger: 5:20pm On Jul 15, 2022
Rejoice Africa was a masterpiece of an album.
PoliticsRe: Senator Shehu Sani Met With Trendy Fulani Boys In Shoprite (Photo) by stagger: 9:42am On Jul 15, 2022
DOTian:
Respect Shehu Sani, he's just having fun.
Shehu Sani has been around for a very long time. He was at the epicenter of the June 12 struggles. Forget the fact that some pooping kleptomaniacs with oblong heads will try to make it look like no other parts of Nigeria played any part. Dude went to prison several times under Abacha for his pro democracy stands. In all these instances, he was taking a pro Nigeria stance and not necessarily a fulani stand. Even as a senator, he was reasonably steadfast to these sorts of nationalistic goals and that was why the terrorist called El rufai made sure he was politically incapacitated.
The guy deserves more respect than he gets..
Many people do not know he spent upwards of 4 years at Kirikiri Maximum Security Prison as Abacha's political prisoner. Dude has paid his dues.
PoliticsRe: Senator Shehu Sani Met With Trendy Fulani Boys In Shoprite (Photo) by stagger: 9:40am On Jul 15, 2022
They are having a certain celebration. I passed them in their hundreds yesterday at Tudun Wada, Nasarawa State. Same uniforms.
CareerRe: Intent On Going Back To My Previous Job by stagger: 9:06pm On Jul 12, 2022
themountain:
Please I am in need of advice desperately. I recently resigned from my previous Job, just after receiving my salary. My boss was mean and toxic to me, to the extent that immediately I received my salary I left. I have sent my resignation letter.
I left for another opportunity in another state.
Now, the problem is that the job I left for is not as it turned out to be. I have regretted the move ever since.
Would it be okay if I called my boss and beg for another opportunity to come back?
The same boss you said is toxic and mean.
PoliticsRe: How My Journey To UK For A Job Turned To Organ Harvesting- Davido Nwamini Narrat by stagger: 5:31pm On Jun 29, 2022
CheapHomes1:
Can you us where the boy said he was smuggled?

Regarding the questions he was asked, I am sure David told the consular officers that he was going to the UK to donate his kidney to ekwerenmadus daughter...right?

How will ekwerenmadu deal decisively with the boy? From where ekwerenmadu is presently and where David is, how is he going do the decisive dealing?

If his daughters health was so important, why didn't ekwerenmadu, his wife or any of children volunteer to save their daughter & sister?

If the said girl wants to marry, will she marry David or she will marry the son of one of her father's friends in political circles? Can't these father's friend donate any of their sons to save the sick girl?
What is the difference between smuggling and trafficking?
PoliticsRe: How My Journey To UK For A Job Turned To Organ Harvesting- Davido Nwamini Narrat by stagger: 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2022
This boy thinks we are stupid.

A UK visa process starts with filling the form on the website. You will be asked a boatload of questions to answer. After filling form, you will be given a date to submit your information, documents and all, with your fingerprints taken. You will go through at least four desks and the officers will be codedly asking you questions along the way.

After submission, you will wait at least three weeks to get your passport back with the attached visa or denial. There is no way you can be smuggled into the UK, especially with all the passenger locator forms and all you have to fill. Even before flying, the airline will submit the list of incoming travellers to the relevant agencies in the UK for screening and security vetting, not to talk of passing immigration control at London Heathrow.

He will soon start to talk true. I want Ekweremadu to deal decisively with this boy.

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