₦airaland Forum

ThierryJay:
See performance. Pls wake me up when CR7 achieve this kind of performance in a single match. Just look at the sheer quality of the goals, something penaldo can never match. All his hattricks, na penalty and tap-ins. Nothing ingenious like Messi's output.

Messi has always been more than just goals. I have always said this. The goals are just the icing on the cake. It's the play, the dribble, that feint, the mesmerizing sprint, the subtle pass, nutmeg, the slalom, the precision, unparalleled vision, name it! That's what we are talking about. That's what we got with breathtaking Ronaldinho even though Eto'o was scoring more goals; with Zidane even though Raul was scoring more goals. That's pure football artistry which sadly is what CR7 fans can never understand.

The above notwithstanding, please note this below:

Waymaker75:
what game sir

Introvert1st:
I need a girl within d age of 18-24 in a serious relationship, am an introvert and
something inside me just feel too proud to chase ladies yet Am deing of love, I need love in my life, am chocolate in complexion, 5'9inches tall, pm me if u are interested.
Matured minds only

Lamanii22:
I can't ask a guy out.. My pride wouldn't allow me... I commend ladies who do...

Waymaker75:
I love easily, trust easily, care for others at the expense of my own comfort, I always wana make every one happy yet no one cares if am happy, I love surprising pple with little gifts on their special days yet I dnt get any in return, I always try to be honest and truthful yet I end up with the worst liars and deceivers ....

biGDhAp:
what's s percocet

Amarabae:
Simply an addiction.
Start preparing for a date or event on time,
Your clothes, shoe, belt, everything including eating and bathing should be scheduled on time, develop it as a habit and you will overcome the addiction.
Also always switch off your phone while preparing

YorubaKinging:
Signs of the end times
Be ready..but not for the rapture
There's nothing like rapture
Be ready to meet your maker
There will be deaths according to book of Revelation
Stop and repent if you've any bad habits that you know is bad but you keep lying to yourself
Masturbating, gay, lesbianism, Internet fraud..stealing ... fornication, and uncontrollable drinking and smoking


All these are bad, I'm not here to condemn anybody, but to encourage us to do good at all times, we don't know when we might die

dohyinsohlah:
Don't know how true this is

Fountainofyouth:
And what is wrong with that? She is not just a lady but his gf.

Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake .

I think my relationship just ended . Something we both cherish .

Well, months back my ex and I came back together. We had a bliss relationship while in our final year , but I wasnt commited at all and she knew it and left . Back then in school she kept going to my phone and ofcourse she do see things to talk about .

After 1 year of being apart , I needed a committed relationship cos I wanted to settle down . She came to my mind and the feelings was so strong even though I tried to resist it.
We finally met and resolve all issues that led to her leaving .

Is been the sweetest memory we have had so far. Everything was going fine. She is a nice and sweet girl. Our agenda is marriage and she is aware . She fits perfectly to my ideal woman . Our emotional and spiritual connection is just perfect .

Well, things take a turn when I went to her phone and saw stuff that knocked me out . What really got me mad was her dating a married man. My emotion was dead. She said the relationship is in the past . She was forced to go into it after she left school . Her mum forced her into it when she stopped caring for her and asked her to go fend for herself. Then we weren't together. She confessed to becoming someone else from who I knew when I didn't tried to bring her back . But she is not a bad as I think , she concluded .

I also saw her chat with someone where she sent a bedroom pics she took in my house . She said she is just flirting with him (they have a fling) but that I should give her time , she is going to completely cut of tiers with them.
Well, I love her was ready to stay with her.
She was around again this Val and was tempted to check again and noticed she is still communicating with the married man. Infact I noticed they met lately in January. I locked up , and decided that is over . Didn't talk to her about it.
We went out for on Saturday. She is the type that hardly post on Facebook. Infact she has reduced my activities on Facebook. Her reason, our lives shouldn't be on social media.
I uploaded our outing on WhatsApp. She did too, but didn't upload the one we took together. Yea, she hasn't done that b4. I was angry and voiced out what I saw in her phone. Accused her of deliberately hiding us from her contacts.
She apologised and told me she isn't doing anything with the man again . Just the normal chat cos of the friendship they have had b4 . She even handed her phone to me to call him and end it if I want . I wasn't taking any of that cos I saw from her browsing history where she is been searching how to make a married man fall in love and spend on her but didn't let her know of it.
She pleaded that nothing is happening between them again . The she begged that I should stopped going to her phone that is destroying us . That if I ended up destroying this relationship, where do I want her to start.

She is back to her base and we chatted last nite and she brought up the case of me going to her phone again and I was angry with that and told her about the browsing history too.

She was completely devastated with my findings.
Is lengthy right, sorry about that . This is a relationship we both cherished and I know she love me real good. Ohh, I forgot to tell you, she bought me a native dress and sent 6k to me from her 33k NYSC allawee. She is a good girl. She is nice and caring . I love this girl real good . Never loved anyone like this before .
But I don't know what has really gone wrong with her. I was determined to really make this right, but as it stand now, it seems dead to me and I am sure she also feels same too.
I should have stayed away from her phone . But guys, is not my fault , I love this girl and I am serious about it

MrBrownJay1:
MISTAKE #1
being in pain instead of being filled with joy of the idea of getting an healthy child

MISTAKE #2
blaming yourselves for something that you have no control of

MISTAKE #3
every smart intelligent adult knows that the sex of a child is determined by the MAN's Sperm...

FINAL MISTAKE
putting your family's happiness upon something as flimsy as having a boy child will be your downfall.... you better get your priorities straight!

the god you are praising is giving you healthy children and instead of rejoicing and calling it a blessing, you have the audacity to write the above.... audio religious people!

Mynet11:
Please nairalanders my homie is in a fix, he needs some advice.
My homie has a girl he loves so much and the girl claims she also love him more than love itself. They are both students in one of the tertiary institutions in the country. The girl is also working to support herself in school, same with my homie. Now here is the issue. She told my homie that one Army personnel came to her workplace and was surprised to see a girl being an auto mechanic. He was surprise according to her. He ask her some questions and got to know she is also a student. He ask her why she's not in school, she told him she doesn't have money for her project. The man volunteered to assist her. She told my homie these things o. So they exchange contacts. My guy said when he meet his girl later that day, he collected her phone to make call, just then a message entered her phone, since it was in silent mode the girl didn't know she had a message. He opened the message and was surprised by what he saw: the army man sent her a message telling her how he loves what she's doing and how he loves her so much and want to take care of all her needs. He deleted the message and returned the phone. He didn't even ask her any thing. After like two days the guy checked her call recordings when she went to buy something. He saw the recording of the army personnel. He listened to it. The man promised her everything and even ask her if she had a man in her life, she told the man that he won't believe it that she does not have, she denied my homie outrightly. The man then told her how he wants to spend some quality time with her, to make her feel like a woman, to cuddle her and make her forget her troubles. The man later send her money to take care of her project stuff. He told her to come to the house which she promised to go. My guy said she has not told him anything pertaining to that man, only that first day the man saw her and promise to send her money. The man is staying in the same road that her aunty is also staying. She told my guy that she won't be seeing him frequently again as she'll be staying with that her aunty for the meantime since she just gave birth and she said my guy should not be calling her frequently since she'll be staying with her aunt, my guy told me she's looking for a way to meet that army personnel in his house. Personally I don't know what to tell my homie since her loves her to a fault. My guy needs advice on what to do.
Please don't mind my Grammer as am rushing to type this.

SweetCunt97:
I appreciate the glow. It's refreshing that women are becoming daring to the chagrin of others who lack d balls to be. Always playing d morality card when it suits them.

I love the art, the creative undertone of the picture is superb. And yes, she looks great at 38. Those who are 38 and shapeless will bash her more out of sheer envy

Fryzi:
[s]Nigerians putting us 1st on the world stone age map always!! Congrats dear!! [/s]

spyapollos:
My dear friend well done, you re doing well ooin, your cases is small, my own is that, since my mum pass on, my dad is a 76yr old veteran, who currently residing with me, I'm planning of getting married this month ending and my girl insisted he has to leave I don't know what to do.

otipoju:
So he should endanger his life now because of help that he might receive from a person that he had no contact with for 17 good years.

I made this mistake for 3 years tolerating bullshit from people who should know better. The more i tried to be concilatory, the worse they became until they crossed my Red line. And i took a decisive action and announced that i was ready for war till death. Then i discovered they were cowards who had no stomach for trouble.

I am gradually recovering from the psychological trauma of enduring nonsense because i was showing respect to people who did not deserve it. I should have stopped it as soon as it started.

NevetsIbot:
How Best Do I Handle This Issue With My Cousins August visit?

Hello everyone. I hope I don't get to bore you all too much with this palava I've found myself in.

I understand how sensitive family can be and that's why this is giving me a little bit of headache.

I have this Cousin; My aunts son from my father's side. We're almost age mates. We got to meet last year April. We had seen each other last about 17yrs ago. So it was more or less like Personalities coming in contact. As expected, we differed a lot. He was more of a rough guy, impatient with needless bravado and a penchant for letting people know how though he thinks he is.

He schools in Ogun state and I in Ondo. We met last year when he came to my school to see me. I overlooked his stupid acts as per that was our first time of meeting and he was going to spend just three days.

He told me he wanted to come again this year and I told him it'd have to be after exams ending by march - knowing fully well that by then, I'd drop another excuse. The semester is crazy right now and I have to divide my time between academics, executive duties in school, art and interior decorations I do. I get home earliest 10pm almost every day.

Last night around 1am... I was seated outside my villa enjoying the night breeze and trying to write a few articles when my neighbor asked me if this my cousin had come... I was confused. My cousin had told this girl he was coming and truly he was on his way.. all the way from Ogun state. At 1am. It was when it got a bit crazy in the street that he called me to help him get to my villa. Which I did but didn't speak to him... Wouldn't trash my cousin before a girl.

The issue is this.

1. I need my privacy.. Being alone helps me focus on work and academics. I need nobody around me. My grades need to be revamped.

2. I don't smoke and I laid down rules that he should never try it around me... I got home today to pick an artwork and my charlet was full of smoke. He did that.

3. Talks with the rural rugged guys in my area. I don't want any mix whatsoever with those guys

4. His bravado is next to foolishness. Where's he's supposed to stay low, he'll act up. He sags extra lower than normal, wears earrings and talks like a thug.

5. He seems to attract cultists to himself even in his school. He's more or less like a baby I need to monitor

I'm not an S.U but I try to show myself as responsible in wherever I stay. Ion smoke. I'm fashionable but don't go extra mile like a juvenile.

Please, I need the best way to eject this guy out of my place ASAP. I'm too busy to have someone around. I do not need this. Talking to him in a brotherly manner makes him flare up. I wouldn't want to make this rough as I tend to lose control when I get really angry.

Please advise

Olatara:
Hahahahaha!
Nairaland and bitterly rejected men.

TkhGuy:
Girls are never single,
You are aither stealing from one or you are sharing with another.

So wired and strange, ...

But at last someone among the two that's getting played like joker will get to be bathed with acid for cheating, hmmmmmm

At the end of the touchdown, one guy will have to take the blame for breaking up.

At the end of the bridge one guy out of the two will be tagged a heart breaker

When will our girls accept the full responsibility of their actions of playing many guys like soccer ball?

The answer is never..

karmer awaits patiently

AshiraWealthy:
Story. Dont dull yourself cos as you're here doing "the girl is good" the same guy you're doing this for is on his kneels giving another girl money and buying her stuffs.

Men like to do what pleases them if you like sacrifice your life for them. If a man truly cherishes a lady forget all this your stories. Otherwise why do men still leave their partner who supports and helps them and go for side chicks who does nothing but collect, collect and collect from them?
Men are naturally wired to spend on a lady they appreciate, forget what the Nairaland red pillers are being brainwashed with.

A man that likes you won't bother about all that crap up there. Only hungry and sad niggars give a hoot.

No body should mention me o. I'm not in the mood

Jeweltz:
Quantum Technology will prevail over Android

Ilekokonit:
What men want from women.

Men want from their women the following :-
Peace
Space when he needs it
Zero nagging
A listening ear
Good Sex
Loyality
Fidelity
Stability
Homeliness
Peace
Peace
Peacefulness
No addiction to telephones or social media
A reserved woman
Modesty
A trusted confidant
Dependability
A woman who doesn't keep grudges
A forgiving woman
A woman who is not spiteful
A modestly dressed woman
A woman who fears God
A Good role model for his kids
Someone who is in the relationship for the long run
A one man woman
A woman who doesn't have too many female friends
A woman ready to forsake her premarital male friends
A woman who will not give her family members a running commentary of happenings in her marriage behind her husbands back
A non violent woman
A woman who doesn't shout when speaking
A woman who is not addicted to Nollywood
A woman who doesn't copy every thing she sees or hears on Nollywood, Facebook or Social Media
A woman who doesn't have 500 friends on Facebook
A WOMAN WHO IS NOT A FEMINIST
A woman who is not forever posting every thing she is currently doing onto Facebook or YouTube
A woman with a teachable spirit
A woman who wants to learn
A homely woman
You MUST understand LOGIC
You MUST understand the difference between rational discussion and pointless arguments
You must NOT play any mind games, NLP or other forms of pseudo witchcraft on me or my kids
You DARE NOT turn my kids against me or the marriage is OVER
A woman who speaks the truth ALWAYS.
If you lie to me, I will find out sooner or later and that's the end of the relationship
A woman who doesn't keep up with the Jones's.
A GRATEFUL WOMAN......NOT AN INGRATE
Keep your siblings, parents, extended family and friends out of our private matters at ALL times.
You must not expect the man to say sorry when you are in the wrong
You MUST not enjoy arguments for arguments sake
You must know when to SHUT UP and listen to your MAN
A WOMAN WHO BELIEVES THAT THE MAN IS THE HEAD OF THE HOME.

IF you are a woman and you can not abide by the above rules, then you can go Fvck yourself like you are already doing.

XhosaNostra:
Looooool. I've met my own share of players. Nothing dey do me Let me explain something to you. Number one, someone cannot "use" me for sex because I don't put that much importance into it. I already know that's the prize most guys are playing for. If it happens & you lose interest afterwards or whatever, I don't care. It was consensual so no skin off my back. 2ndly, there're stages or layers to my emotional makeup. Rarely do I open up all the way or trust someone completely, so I'm ever prepared for an emotional ambush.

It's like dis...

sharone21:
But the PLAYERS are MORE....Unserious....Later, you may hear they married.....Sometimes you start hearing quarrellings etc if one puts her ears down due to the type of person the man is.....Sometimes again, it works fine.

For good ladies, they may seem to be a little bit more picky in order not to ruin their 'programmed' life or how they want their life to be, particularly free from a STRESSFUL man as many Nigerian men get OVERSABI and may choose to use it adversely, instead of positively for the good of his wife and home.
It takes 2 'FOOLS' to live SUCCESSFULLY.

XhosaNostra:
Not every man is a right fit. Some of us are very picky. Personally, I take time to warm up to new people or to decide whether I like someone romantically or not, so if someone comes on too strong from the very beginning, that may scare me off. Thus, turning them down. Slow & steady usually wins the race for me because I'm a thinker. I rationalize everything, include my feelings. Usually I have to "think" myself into liking someone, which doesn't happen overnight. In summary, being too much, too early will lead to a rejection.

Lamanii22:
No reason per se... But if I'm not attracted to you, I wouldn't accept you.. Even if you have all the money... I believe in the law of attraction...

solmus:



If she dare says NO to the proposal, dem go blow her to pieces , now this is the kind of romantic proposal I like, the one with guns and show of force and superiority... try nonsense and say No instead of Yes after chopping my money then you get locked up in the middle of Siberia


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Hafeexla:
Awon oponu without brain awon bi racoon , the citizen of korea living in china are of millions in number. The plane was only to evacuate a few who were already on a trip on the cruise ship.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Be positive for once na

All of una go just dey look for every opportunity to take insult leaders especially our presido
But una forget say to be a leader is not easy

Most of una nor go fit even lead common four people not to talk of millions

Notasaints:
Your opinion matters not.

Mailthaddeus:
A.prophet doesn't speak of his own accord, he speaks based on what is revealed to him by God. If God didn't show him he is not authorised to speak. U can't bend God to do ur bidding.