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crownedrookie:
If you're feeling particularly stupid and childish, you can always stick your finger in your nostril, give it a swirl and eat the proceeds. Displaying your foolish opinions is not necessary

crownedrookie:
So I found this in a book I'm reading and I'm quite curious how many of our resident developers can solve it.
By starting from the number 1 and repeatedly either adding 5 or multiplying by 3, an infinite amount of new numbers can be produced. How would you write a function that, given a number, tries to find a sequence of additions and multiplications that produce that number?
Would love to see some answers posted and of course. No cheating please. That only means you're cheating yourself right?

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Hope you know we are the fastest growing economy in Africa presently.

Hope you know poverty index result is as a result of our population right?

xcabczyxabczzzz:
Where did you get this statistics from?

xcabczyxabczzzz:
That's your reality, are people not making it in this country?

joinwigmaker:
This is along story but I'm posting a short one, my friend is pregnant for her bestie, she doesn't want to kepp the pregnancy and the the nigga doesn't want her to go through needle aborting the baby... And she has a boy friend who is in abj...

Blu03:
i concur. 100%
Even psychos feel the bitter pang of being alone.

arabmoney14:
please I want to start programming in python.i need suggestions on how to go about it...suggestions on books videos and online tutorials would be helpful
p.s: I have no previous knowledge of programming
I have download some books on python but finding it hard to understand them
your contributions are greatly needed.thanks!

extol1:
how I wish God can seal the hoe of women for one good year and see how men will prosper and the level of death among men will reduce drastically within that period

Segkem2013:
Has he stolen from you before?

Jaysas1:
Bros is d CEO of 5star music......wat else do u wanna know

Jaysas1:
Bro leave all dis motivational speech....it won't help u.....wen u see a successful person.. appreciate him/her....
It's in dis our belong country u pple will always see somtin evil abt a successful person..... appreciate gud bro

Mile18:
Mr poster pls pls post mark zuck bedroom too cos last I checked he's richer than dangote and younger than Emoney I guess.

Segkem2013:
Life is sweet... just this one life. Enjoy your labour bro.

miracood:
Hello @all

In other not to bore u all with long talks I will be brief.

I left secondary sch in 2016 and ever since I've been trying my luck to get in pharmacy school.

I've written jamb four times, over the years I've applied

Delsu, Abu, Delsu, and Udus

I don't consider myself as a brilliant student but I am above average.

Although I am currently studying S.L.T but i am not and never satisfied with the course.. infact I don't even pay attention in class and I hardly attend class all I think of is pharmacy

it's affecting my life.. now I don't even Know how to proceed with my life.

Mods pls I need your help

DarkRider:
You're saying I should go and rob laptop from someone?

willy2000:
Well, that is left to you, If you are a millennial, then you are a product of the generation who want to the norm. People born in the 80s, 70s can testify to it. You do not look directly into your parents eyes or elders when spoken to. Kapish.

mirexxx:
Reaching out for kisses n hugs so annoying...I came to talk and know you better but you already sexualizing the whole damn thing! Nonsense!
Talking too much and off key, not carefully listening to the important things I say. Omo its plenty o. I'll reserve others.

Lawrentta16:
are u not supposed to give transport fare?

Ojady:
It can go both ways:
FOR HER:
1. She brings a friend. (Gurl, He is not running a charity for hungry friends)
2. She is on her phone. (Very unladylike)
3. She orders the most expensive, never tried item on the menu. (It shows just how cheap you are and sets you up to be asked for a payback - kiss/smooch/sex/rape)
4. She slurps and acts gluttonous on the meal (He is a prospect not your father)
5. She insists on takeaways (Gurl are you really that poor)
6. She has nothing valuable to talk about (past accomplishments, future goals, current objectives etc) rather, she knows how much that phone is, that lace wig, etc
7. She is known and greets or greeted by more than 2 different men while on the date with you (actually leaving you to speak with them without an awareness of brevity)
8. She wants to come home with me
9. She wants to be noticed and claiming Girlfriend rather than date status

FOR HIM:
1. He expects affectionate display on a first date.
2. He expects to pay for everything and get a hug/kiss/sex at the end of the date.
3. He shows off his material and intellectual level instead of being himself.
4. He is rude to the conductor, waiter etc (to impress me)
5. He is Ogling other gals while with me
6. He talks too much about himself (remember the line in Big Poppa where Biggie says "... I just creep up from behind And ask what your interests are, who you be with Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial...You gon' be here for a while...)
7. He is late, does not apologize, acts like "Its no big deal".
8. He is disrespectful by hugging and talking to other women while on our date.
9.) He does not allow me, at least, pay for something (the water, 20percent of the meal, something)
10.) He does not ensure I get home safe.

I mean the things to dislike (red flags) on a first date are many (if you re not looking for free food if you are a girl) or (sex if you re a guy)

Divay22:

Fisher007:
Lol, People still go on dates

I never knew cause with dating apps everywhere. We know where the main dates venue is

I guess some people will complain about spending or eating too.much or people sizing them.up. or people.asking stupid questions like ' how much you earn' Lmao

Well you choose the wrong venue. Everybody knows what they want immediately you ve seen each other photos and chatted over the phone for few times . Dont let them fool you about getting to know each other. Please go straight to the point.

The more time you.waist the more you loose. The more time you loose the more validation you give. The more validation you give the more it cost you. The more it cost you, the more you.feel.like making it a relationship that might lead to.marriage. when the relationship or marriage fails you feel pained. At the end, you either accept and die with the pain or you come on nairaland after few years of investing in a place that brings more investment and you will still be blamed.

That why I go straight to the point meet me at my place simple. Either you are in or you are out. It cost nothing and doesnt waste my.time cause whatever the case is am at my place. Lol

What.do I know self. Let wait for the elders or white Knight who have been burned to.come and.give us more knowledge on what they dislike or hate about dating. Hmmm

JentuPrinz:
Pls,aw did she help u?

Divay22:
Talking too much; thereby telling me all your life history, achievements and the rest. Sorry o you ain't seeing me again.

Pascopele:
You received a credit alert of N30Million and your girlfriend starts shouting "we are rich"

Give her a savage reply and a MEME

Harkstetunz:
Hello Nairalanders.


I am a student of anatomy and I have a penchant for games. I have always had dreams to create games and apps that will enhance the better understanding of the human anatomy for anatomical and medical students.
The issue with me is that I don't have a knowledge of programming and I've been planning to enroll myself in a programming class.
Do you guys think I'll be able to cope because I have no basic knowledge of it and what app or programming app do you think I can begin with?
Please help a brother!



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veraponpo:
Spiritual things cannot be understood by a carnal man because they are spiritually discerned.

When Noah was building the Ark, many would not also understand him.

When Abraham was taking his only son to God to be sacrificed, it would have been a senseless thing to any 'reasonable man'.

When David, an untrained guy was facing a giant that was well trained in military way, it would have been a suicide mission to others.

When Paul said ' I will spend and be spent, it would not make sense to others.

When Solomon sacrificed 1000 burnt offerings to God, it would have looked like a waste to people like daddy Freeze.

We walk with God by faith and not by sight ( common sense) for the things which are seen are temporal but the things which are not seen are eternal.

Freeze has just common sense but Adeboye has faith. Since Daddy Freeze has been doing his ministry, has any cancer been healed, lame walked, deaf hears, mentally deranged become normal, any physical miracle?

No, because he relies on flesh and common sense.

femi4:
You spent more time fixing your artificial nails than learning quantitative

Anyway

6. √121 * 11 = 121 A

7. 2/√4= 1 ( no answer)

8. √169 * 9 = 117 B

9. (3/1)² = 9 E


Test 3

1. 20²-17² =111 (No answer)

2. √(40+9²) = 11 A

3. 30²-25² = 275 E

4. 8²-7²= 15

ibechris:
In the name of God who is the creator of heaven and earth and most merciful.
I will not say anything against Pastors and especially the fake ones,but if u read ur Bible u don't need any man to deceive u.

Christians should know that we are not following father Abraham,Moses and John the Baptist. But the true one called by the most high to reconcile us with God. Who is Jesus Christ!

However, if they want to collect tithe and all what not, they will quote the old testament, but if u want to do what is in the old testament, they will say old things have past away,but collection of tithe is not among the old things.

The way the country is going shows that everything is going the yahoo way,I expect this guy above to be in his office working and here u have him talking about first fruit and tithe even when no one is sure of getting his salary this January when school fees is at hand.

Judgement day is going to be full of surprises. Because the level of unrighteousness is getting of hand and no one is preaching about it,the country is being ravaged by same Christians and Muslims pillaging and stealing from the coffers and no preacher is saying anything. Let's talk about holiness and righteous living.

anochuko01:
Off topic.

Among all the preachers, I still think oyedepo's kids are the most well behaved. You rarely hear them on social media nor do they miss yarn.
Asides that last born that tried one stunt that time, and I think papa must have talked some senses into her.

lastchild:
wrong, in the western world, owning a car doesn't classify you as rich, listen there are too many companies walking up and down looking for someone who will come carry a car and be deducting it from his/her salary

These things happen in Nigeria and African countries, that is why any Nigerian that made money abroad won't like to stay there to enjoy his money because he knows no one worships him for owning a car

He'll quickly run down to this place to spray dust and fvck all the girls while answering titles like "akunanwata 1"

If you look well you go even notice that some when it's time to go back they feel bad knowing that the respect and all the worship they just received may take them another few years which is when they come back

See, if the way life is in Europe (Madrid Spain where I have been) is the way life is here too many people that is rich today won't be rich, too many oyibo people don't even wish to be millionaires, every time they are crying that all they need in this life is happiness and you wey be naija go dey wonder wetin again dey give joy if no be money, that's when you will realize that you are from a different coast