₦airaland Forum

DanseMacabre:
Abeg this post too long.

No pun intended, but I literally can't read it to save my life.

johnnyn1:
I admire her boobs..

2Women:
I have not had sex with any of them, and I don't intend to till I marry.

I don't know how to get her to understand me without hurting her, I've tried to say it countless times that I have to put so much in place before marriage and she is saying she won't be a dumb wife and we will contribute to the upkeep of the family and children can come later, bla bla bla

frozen70:
A food you will not eat don't taste it

If you know that the age difference which is the issue here, is causing some thing to you, pls leave that your colleague alone before she becomes pregnant for you

Just respect yourself by thinking of how the other lady in school will cope over your disappointment in her. We still have matured people in Nairaland.

You can't be keeping a virgin girlfriend and decides to break another virgin and still go back to your virgin girl

If you have not slept with her pls sit her down and let her know that you love her but marriage is not going to work out between both of you

It's difficult to say, but it's the best at this moment

Casalindal:
Good morning guys. Of lately I have not been given that the so much attention I seek... what are mine not doing right?? I feel really sad. Being crying all day I do not deserve all this.... been abandoned by you guys.

franchasng:
Sanusi maybe educated, he may appear as a good man of integrity, an incorruptible man, but little did Nigerians know about Sanusi's dark side of employing his girlfriends, promoting his mistresses and awarding contracts to his concubines instead of those that merited it


He lives extravagant luxury life beyond his legally earned income and office.

He is corrupt just like El Rufai, Buhari, Ganduje, etc, he covers up his own corruption by raising false alarm of corruption in other people's position while he parades himself as a learned man of integrity and be deceiving Nigerian youths with Queens English!!

Alwaysachick:
Does this mean he is a man of truth?

What type of criticism? Constructive or destructive?

seanwilliam:
Since I started reading Ubunja miseducation, mehn , I don dey gather sense. I'm still young though.. so I decided to get a serious relationship with this beautiful but brainless with full entitlement mentality girl some weeks back, we started dating and before I know it, i started to loose guard.. as in after 3 days of meeting, I invited her over to my place ( my first mistake, which i would never make again).. she is an upcoming actress. So I knew what I was in for.. the day she came, she met my mum, and they had a very short dialogue and all that... well we make out that day and I escorted her to junction.. she is beautiful no doubt.. I gave her 2k that day( reason was that she came from a very long distance and she didnt go work that day and I dont wanna start the relationship off with complains).. after 3days, she asked me for 1 thousand naira.. I asked her that what did she need it for. She said she just need it that she wanna put it for piggy bank.. i tested her by saying I'm sorry, I dont have... mehn


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Come see the way she dey para? I maintained my coolnees).. she didnt call or text me for days..
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So I just decided to call her and ask whatsup ( just to make sure everything is alright with her).. she started spewing rubbish...
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This is a girl I want to help find work oo.
This is a girl I want to be serious with o
So I concluded it was infatuation all along.
I got to know her true character through the test I did for her... and I was gonna send the money to her that night oo, I just said, make I see wetin she go talk ... mehn I'm still disappointed up till now..

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After her. Other girls I met after her. Na NO NO NO NO NO.. I dey tell them... well I don jam one girl now sha, i don test her wit money and she pass.. make I watch her till month end before I go take her serious..

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At op. If girls ask you money and you dont have or u domt want to give, just tell her straight without explanation

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If she go stay , she go stay

codeigniter:
I think coding is gone, it is too common, easy as in u could get a website to in minutes, there are no new idea think about something someone has done it before, u just have to know how to get the source, it is possible now to build a tech company without writing code

Data science is huge, and the name encompasses so many things, data analyst, product analyst, data engineers, most engineers etc, as the field progresses it is getting reserved for experts

I think I like the Ml part excluding deep learning which I think is just too difficult because of extreme maths,

I also think ml is very easy to automate, very we soon have ml as a service. At that point where anyone with data could use the service.

Especially that google killing start up, doing and investing in all emerging tech, as huge amounts of data, a lot of genius staffs, a lot google wannabe staffs, it really hard to do something on international scale.

What are ur thoughts? What can we could to capitalize on ml before it becomes a field for all like swe.


Do u think it is worth knowing the intricacies of how the model works or just knowing what each model does and fit others codes to ones data

Please do enlighten, I want to do something meaningful with ma life
I don't wanna waste time do something I don't what will happen to in the next 5 years

Luckyhubby55:
After realizing giving these girls money doesn't guarantee them liking you infact it might make them see you as a maga, I need a creative way of dribbling ladies when they demand. Bad guys how do you play it?

yazga:

Pators dey Bleep up. members dey Bleep up. Nigerian men & women deserve each other wholeheartedly.

I was in a queue at this ATM gallery to withdraw money, then this top military guy with escorts just walked pass the queue, went straight to the only ATM dispensing cash to withdraw. I told him sir, you can't jump the queue, join the queue and wait for your turn or I will drag you on social media.

His boys wanted to come intimidate me with their guns and big chest, I screamed at the top of my voice, if you dare use that ATM without joining the queue, I will drag you on Twitter.

Then I told the bank security guys there that I will also report them to their bank for allowing this level of corruption in the bank and make sure they lose their jobs. They begged me that I should allow the military guy withdraw, that it won't take much time so he'll go.

I said, no! no!! no!!! While I was resisting, everyone on the queue started murmuring in support of my strong resistance to the disrespectful top military guy.

Then the chief security officer came and told the top military guy to follow him so they'll allow him use the ATM meant for staff only. I told the CSO that this top military guy is going no where until everyone who came to withdraw money from this ATM have withdrawn their money. The top military guy gave me this stern look and asked me: "do you know who I am?"

I said: "Die it, with all due respect, who goes you? Then the Chief security officer of the bank told the military man to please join the queue, that there is nothing they can do for him now. Then the top military man sluggishly joined the queue, by this time, the queue is now 5 times longer than it was when he came. I said I I'm not going to leave here until everyone on the queue before him make use of the ATM.

The queue is moving now and I can't type fast any longer because I'm being shaked and congratulated by everyone on this ATM gallery for standing firm for everyone's right
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Unserious:
Unserious Fellow!

A broom stick should be inserted into his pipe and then broken, leaving some piece in there.

erico2k2:
there you go , if you are any close to reality the poorest people in Lagos are Lagosians themselves as those you think came to Lagos to hustle came with extra funds to hold themselves.

Godsonkemz:
Na boobs go kee you. Hope you know that what you are asking for can suffocate you.

Ogbunigwe2018:
Who else noticed that BBW

Mateen1000:
For telling me i mumu 4 my opinion shows how over-matured u are, Mtcheeeeeew

Mateen1000:
Ur papa and mama mumu

dan55:
Thanks, from now trust from online friend don't exist in my dictionary.

Mateen1000:
Las Las, This virus never enter naija They wan use am embezzle again as usual

dan55:
I sorry for myself oh

erico2k2:
Well now we are talking like this, what sites did the govt of the day dedicate for these so-called licences to be obtained against/? would it not be good practice to create this space in the 1st instance and then move them? this is insane if U ask me, what do you now want these poor people to do right about now? this is all they have got!govt is meant to serve the people not the people to serve the govt

RuddyFusion:
mY PROBLEM with most of these things our Government do is that.....They don't provide alternatives to those poor people....They don't give them enough time...No single human face to their approach..they always carry out this thing as if the masses are their enemy..With the enforcers ending up sharing their wares among themselves...

Every law enforcement drive here is never for the sake of enforcing the law but for the benefit of a selected few and the enforcers are all OUT TO STEAL, KILL AND DESTROY.....

In developed nations Government exist to help and work for the betterment of the people and society....

Here Government especially this APCSHIT works to punish the people..They are always looking for more ways to punish and further compound the sufferings of the ordinary man in the street....

dan55:
He claimed to be selling a Product. I paid in full; he never replied my chat on Telegram blocked me.

koolaid87:
Word!

Time will tell

What's your view on Joshua v fury?

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balqe:
Numerologists claim to be able to determine a person’s character traits based on the
“numeric value” of a name. The value of a name is determined by summing up the
values of the letters of the name where ’a’ is 1, ’b’ is 2, ’c’ is 3 etc., up to ’z’ being
26. For example, the name “Zelle” would have the value 26 + 5 + 12 + 12 + 5 = 60.
Write a program that calculates the numeric value of a single name provided as
input.
[b][/b]Please i need help with this assignment in python

Dizzyrascal:
they've fought twice already. In both cases, the honest truth is that Fury won. A third match for me is an absolute waste of heavyweight boxing time...

Tonnyray:
Heard Wilder sacked his trainer that threw in the towel when Fury was pounding him wildly last bout.
The new trainer during Part 3 in July when Wilder's teeth and eyeballs are flying all over the ring:

salford:
unfortunately, this 3rd bout won't make as much money as the first or 2nd bout. People are really not interested in a trilogy. Just a waste of time. Fury has exposed what people have already suspected about Wilder i.e. that he is not a skillful or technical boxer. He is just a 34 year old fighter with a good right hand.
2-0 soon to turn 3-0.

The Pulev vs AJ fight for the WBO title defence would generate more than 3 times the amount a Wilder vs Fury 3 generate.