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Programming › For Young And Basic Web Development HOP IN by stanliwise(op): 5:27pm On Nov 18, 2017
When I started my journey of web development, if wasn't funny my trying times was when I didn't understand something and I had no one to ask questions on how to do a little thing or apply a concept I don't understand.
Apart from this I didn't find too many mind like my self to start with.
So if you are new to web development or you are starting out THIS IS PLATFORM FOR YOU. Even if you are way beyond starter level you could be of help here.

I just need few people I want to assist to get a little bit far in there development journey. so specifically, we would be asking question and teach basic technics for web development specifically.

JAVASCRIPT
PHP/MYSQL
HTML
CSS.

NOTE: It is mainly for starter and amateur and for those who feel they can be of help

So drop numbers if you are interested.
Programming › Re: Please Any Php/mysql Developers Whatsapp Group Out There? by stanliwise(m): 5:22pm On Nov 18, 2017
please add me my number is 08083981855
Programming › Re: Matrix Issues (formula)..please Help Resolve by stanliwise(m): 5:20pm On Nov 18, 2017
And again I may be if you draw it on a paper and upload it may be
Programming › Re: Matrix Issues (formula)..please Help Resolve by stanliwise(m):
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy: "How Being A Billionaire's Daughter Affected My Upbringing" by stanliwise(m): 5:41pm On Nov 04, 2017
NegeduGrace:
we know nah,davido is a man while u re a woman so he's got the upper hand..about wishing to be born poor or not being otedola's child,it is a big lie from the pit of hell,,who no like better thing
You didn't read the post
Romance › Re: Learn From Me, Masturbation Ruins Life by stanliwise(m): 8:40am On Oct 15, 2017
raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.

Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all.

The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady.
What excuse can I give?

To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.

These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man.

1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity

2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches.

3.Dizziness

4.Nervousness

5.pains in the shoulders and side

6.pain in the muscles and joint

7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss

8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body

9.dead look, sickening face

10.memory and sight failure,

11.when the real match come, you won't get errection

12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)

13.semen leakage

14.reduced orgasm

15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex

All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.
Truth be told masturbation might not be the problem... look deep..this situation is an eye opener
Celebrities › Re: Taiwo And Kehinde Adepeko Plead With P'square Not To Breakup (Video) by stanliwise(m): 9:57pm On Sep 27, 2017
ShOuld I say attention seeker or huh should I say they are making a little sense....

Anyway their opinion will reach places more than my opinion so what do I Know and what am I saying huh

let me come and be going
Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo Signs Deal With Oak Pensions Limited by stanliwise(m): 8:35pm On Sep 26, 2017
rentAcock:
She needs to lose some weight first. I've never seen the point of using any human being to promote a product or service. I for one do not patronize a business simply because some so called celebrity endorses it, what a stupid strategy. That's money flushed down the toilet, I will not patronize oak pension or whatever.
Like it or not, Human are moved by emotions and more than 50% of her fans will choose oak pension just because she is an ambassador even without proper consideration and same goes for others.

Infact many people watch advert just because people they like are in the advert.
Celebrities › Re: Bring Your Coffin: P'square Fight Video Details by stanliwise(m): 8:24pm On Sep 26, 2017
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Celebrities › Re: "Niyola Where Is Your Breast?" Fan Asks; Singer Replies by stanliwise(m): 5:43pm On Sep 26, 2017
pweetiedee:
U no fit touch her sef if u see her. so there is no way u can feel the chest.
You just took the words from my mouth
Celebrities › Re: "Niyola Where Is Your Breast?" Fan Asks; Singer Replies by stanliwise(m): 5:41pm On Sep 26, 2017
Teewhy2:
why we to dey vex for this part of the world? it is only in NIgeria you use question answer question.
the guy asked a simple question, she should just have answered that it is on her chest or in the bra and not abuse him.
The guy asked a sensitive question publicly and the boy should have simply mind his business...Did he create her.
TV/Movies › Re: What Nigerians Are Saying About The Voice Nigeria Season 2 by stanliwise(m):
personally I have problem with this show especially when two perform at once and they try to select, ykor
Family › Re: 8 Unusual Maternity Photoshoots by stanliwise(m): 2:33pm On Sep 24, 2017
first one di kwa risky
Crime › Re: Managing Director Remanded In Prison For Pirating Nigerian Weekly Law Reports by stanliwise(m): 9:26am On Sep 21, 2017
Ghen ghen
Crime › Re: Notorious Cultist Who Killed Over 30 People Paraded With Other Criminals. Photos by stanliwise(m): 9:05am On Sep 21, 2017
uzo200:
Finally first to comment, I dedicate this position to all the baby daddies nationwide... baby daddyism must prevail, say no to Marriage because it is simply over hyped...
Glo users. we know them grin
Crime › Re: Drunk Policeman Shoots 3 People At Child's Dedication In Warri. Graphic Photos by stanliwise(m): 7:51pm On Sep 18, 2017
jbhill:
IPOB will kill you,ewu.
Bros, I taught IPOB are non-violent movement?
pls get it right Bros.
Was dat a person reply to him or for the IPOB?
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Bathing For Fragrance Lynx (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 5:38pm On Sep 18, 2017
davodyguy:
Smh

Can't you read? This is more like an ad



Anyway, I can't blame you. The education system in Nigeria collapsed long ago. If not, you would have comprehension skills to read and comprehend, before spewing out of ignorance
“I’m excited to see the products on the shelves and hope they will help guys to smell great and feel good!”
show me your million Mr. English
Sports › Re: Neymar Unfollows Edinson Cavani On Instagram Over Set-Piece Issue by stanliwise(m): 5:33pm On Sep 18, 2017
Their problem I guess.
But Neymar should be patient with some things as the game of football need the cooperation of everyone.
Sports › Re: Neymar Unfollows Edinson Cavani On Instagram Over Set-Piece Issue by stanliwise(m): 5:31pm On Sep 18, 2017
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Romance › Re: A Man I Considered A Friend Wanted To Have Sex With Me - Lady Cries Out (photos) by stanliwise(m): 3:20pm On Sep 17, 2017
Born2conquer:
The same way a girl was begging me to be her bestie!

I'm gonna straff you.. simple!

I told her! She backed off immediately cheesy

Few weeks later she came to my house...and when I moved closer to kiss her she didn't make any move to stop!

I sexed her over the night! Why? She already knew what's gonna happen with her coming over!

You can't come to my house and expect me to be discussing SALONI with you or JENIFA diary..I have jobs to do Ma'am

I compliment your boobs and ass immediately you enter my house to prepare your mind down on what might happen
Today is sunday abeg...
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's House After Military Invasion In Umuahia (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 2:19pm On Sep 17, 2017
Gamesmart:
Peacefully arrest him?

Are idiots like you not aware of the BSS and the "Lion" squad grin grin grin grin that said they would bring hell if there is an attempt to re-arrest Kanu.

They even volunteered for Nigeria to kill them. They gave their permission for their own lives to be taken na. grin grin grin

Listen from 3.30 to 4.40.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ70wSR1SS8
Must use abusive wordhuh?

All I am trying to say is that Goverment should not scratch the eye the way it itches them.... Even if someone become unbearabe, it should not make you loose your calm and sense of reasoning to go out of civil ways of doing things... Anyway that all I can say... Let drop the case cause... Happy sunday
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's House After Military Invasion In Umuahia (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 10:55pm On Sep 16, 2017
malware:
See blabbing.... Kanu threatened to storm Abuja and bring Buhari’s head. Is that not assassination attempt?
I repeat. Blood thirsty.
All you want is that someone blood must be shed abi...its your opinion tho...Atleast.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's House After Military Invasion In Umuahia (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2017
fk001:
Had it been he obeyed rule of law nothing of such will happen, but he decided to outlaw all the bail condition imposed on him.




Insulting the president and calling him names is a hate speech, and also a treason.
So sending troop to destroy his property and even ended up killing some citizen is a way out.
What happened to the police. They goverment came for war and not to capture Kanu.
A troop for one man... hian
Family › Re: 17-Year-Old Girl Weds 18-Year-Old Boy In Abia (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 10:49pm On Sep 16, 2017
Mrjo:
that's best age for Marriagethat's best age for Marriagethat's best age for Marriage
Hw old are you and are you married?
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's House After Military Invasion In Umuahia (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2017
malware:
Yes, anything wrong with the assassination attempt?

I thought Kanu has similar assassination plan for Buhari.
Blood thirsty .... I know them. God handle your case
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu's House After Military Invasion In Umuahia (Photos) by stanliwise(m): 10:43pm On Sep 16, 2017
fk001:
That's good.



Fu!cking terrorist
If you say 'fu!cking terrorist' I have no problem with that.
But there is nothing good for soldiers to abuse by destroying a citizen private property nor even harm him. He should be peacfully arrested and taken to face justice

C'mon man what happens to humans right, this uniform men just think they could treat common people like animals...An injustice celebrate today could come for you tomorrow.
An injustice for one is an injustice to all.
Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by stanliwise(m): 9:58pm On Sep 16, 2017
Crime › Re: Hot Water Poured On Baby By His Jealous Stepmother In Katsina (Graphic Picture) by stanliwise(m): 9:20pm On Sep 16, 2017
jtigwell0:
its very shallow minded to blame the religion for such act... women naturally have a trait of jealousy, but it depends on the person...

...and also you said yourself... "encourages polygamy" which is not a forceful thing, I thin, maybe to reduce fornication or something... just because you don't like it doesn't mean every one shouldn't..

..and your last statement, have you been to the north? have you ran a social query on each and every polygamists about what they feel? NO am sure... so which database did your results emerge from? or you just look at their eyes and conclude...

c'mon boy... brace up... condemn the act and stop looking for a way to fault religion on its 4th scale... but if you find peace and happiness in faulting islam for all your problems.. who am I to query you? go on! grin
Wether Religion or culture, plolygamy should be a decision of the existing partner in a marriage and I don't think if any man or woman wud like to share his/her wife/husband....
Polygamy is what anyone should avoid and as I know northerner and Islam are fond of practising polygamy.
Family › Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Named Her Child All My Names Just Because She Loved Me by stanliwise(m): 9:13pm On Sep 16, 2017
DabLord:
I am an introvert. My ex wooed me. My relationship with her was going on perfectly until she told me that she doesn't loved me, I was angry to the extend it leads to her and my family quarrelling 5years ago. I broke up with her, along the line she and her family reconciled with my family (except me because i don't want anything to bring us together again).

She was impregnated by another guy last year, so she gave birth last two week Thursday.

All my family members went to her visited her at the hospital (except i). She did her naming ceremony which i was invited but i didn't attend but she named her new born baby my names because she still love me (which my elder brother told me she told him). I felt bad after hearing that.

Should i visit her just to say hi or i sholdnt?
Please dont mind my english, I am familiar with french more than english..

Please I need a mature advice, kindly move it to the front page
Op she likes you but nothing can come out of it.. Keep your mind off ever reuniting even if she herself persuade you.
Reuniting would not lead to anything good(My opinion oh) BUT LAST LAST NA YOU BE THE BEST PERSON TO ANSWER AND SOLVE THIS PROBLEM...GOODLUCK
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: At 21 But With No Love Life.. by stanliwise(m): 7:47pm On Sep 15, 2017
Is it that you have noticed that guy don't ask you out or toast you.

Or they have come but you haven't concentrate on them?

If the second option is your problem then you don't really have a problem and just concentrate on your studies.

But if it is the first then you might have a problem..But try to study yourself (e.g if you have any anti-social attitude, lacking social skills, self-esteem etc..) and know why.
Travel › Re: 53 Traders Dead After Boat Mishap In Kebbi State by stanliwise(m): 7:26pm On Sep 15, 2017
segebase:
y selling it ..just sell ur properties n stake all in it ..and u r a billionaire
I think say na only me dey think am o.
Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by stanliwise(m): 8:58am On Sep 15, 2017

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