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Cybertroll:
Nairalanders, make a wish today.

I wish that I have the sales power

That whoever I speak to directly or indirectly


Would ALWAYS BUY FROM ME


Irrespective of what I am selling or saying or pushing for!


100% agreement except I otherwise wish for their personal input. However if I blink then I just want straight cooperation

Uyi2017:
Hello guy,

I just need your honest review on this image I designed using an AI Platform. I will greatly appreciate it. God bless you!

Please lemme plead with U in advance.


Abeg in your AI-ing



Don't ever be this extremely perfect. What if you fall in love with her?

Uyi2017:
Hello guy,

I just need your honest review on this image I designed using an AI Platform. I will greatly appreciate it. God bless you!

Wow.....woooooowaawu

Chosenboy19:
Make: Nissan
Model: Almera
Price: 1.3m
Call/Whatsapp: 07089552811
Color: Blue
Year: 2005
Condition: Nigerian Used
Description: No faults // No Extra tires // No Battery // No Jack

Still available?

I predict that,......




1) All disqualified contestants be given a second chance.
Hmmmm


Don't they deserve a second chance
Erica
Tacha
Beauty
Repented kemen
Et al


Plus all second runner ups should be given a chance to refire!



Bringing previous winners wouldn't do it for me.


Wow...

Anticipating....



Cc
Seun

Damian911:
This planet has been overridden with waste from humans. Plastics,cans,e-waste aluminum and rubber is filling up the whole place. Although developed countries have better method of disposal and have adopted recycling, third world countries still have long way to go. Most streets are infested with series of waste making the environment polluted and increasing the chances of different diseases. Wildlife and Sea creatures have been affected with our irresponsible waste management up to the point of plastics discovered deep in the Mariana


Well I have personally imagined how we can free this planet from dirty and dangerous waste. We can probably get a "waste rocket". This will be used to collect waste gotten from home,offices, factories and recreation centers then all waste are transported and released into infinite space! Whao what a sensible genius I am? Well later reviewed this idea and it is feasible but could be expensive apart from cost any other issues? Y'all suggestions are welcomed. Mynd44 fp abeg

I researched waste disposal in Singapore



All wastes are gather and fed into a centralised burning furnace




The thermal energy generated is used for electricity generation,and heating




Waste is used as ash for fertilizer

Ourtruth247:
Craters in the Sahara

Below is the Tenoumer crater located in the Sahara desert. According to mainstream science it was supposedly created by an asteroid impact. However upon further inspection, it does bear striking similarity to craters formed at nuclear test sites like the one in Nevada.

The sahara desert is strewn with craters such as this, and mainstream science always explains it away as some volcanic eruption or asteroid impact.

Obviously all this fits into the historical narrative of the of the sahara desert being just an uninhabited, barren wasteland going back over 4000 years ago. Because an asteroid impact on some barren area of sand wouldn't affect anyone or anything right?

But, if the maps I have shown actually hold the truth, then such an "asteroid impact" would have destroyed any cities that were located within the region of the impact.

Bro please continue. Don't be discouraged by some others who aren't hungry for knowledge. Please okay

Caustics:
i have an excellent business plan that can fetch you 4 times your capital in 5 months. Give me 350k for it and use the remaining 350k to start the business. You wont regret it.

Not necessary bro

Tsolutionifede:
mumu, 95% of Nigeria girls are wayward, come Babcock University and see decent girls doing shit codedly

I would have quoted a mod for you. However, I would let this insult slide. Feel free to be among the 95% of girls that are doing shit okay. Nevertheless, don't come to insult me again. Thanks

RTID:
Okay, this is crazy. I was with my friend yesterday and he told me a very shocking true life story.
A particular Yahoo boy went to plus up his Yahoo. Babalawo tell am say make him sleep with 25 women for the whole thing to be successful.
“I will advice you to sleep with 50 ladies at least, because many of these women have been used.”, the babalawo said.

This guy went to book a lodge & stayed there for about 2 months. All he was doing was sleeping with different women.
He slept with over 120 women & went back to the baba.
120 women!!? Quite shocking right? Now, here's the most shocking part of it.

The babalawo told him that out of over 120 girls that he slept with, only 8 have not been used. The rest of them have been used by someone else.
Ahhh! This is crazy. I was traumatized when I heard this story. Things are happening.

So many thoughts came through my mind. This is just one of the many reasons why we should flee from sexual immorality.

This is simply because he went to fish in a river where other yahoo boys are sitted around and actively fishing.


E get some girls.that would not follow you to hotel for Bleep.
E get some babe whey must play hard to get.


You are what U attract

ajabani4allah:
Thanks bro, this option would have been the best for me but it's very difficult buying from AliExpress these days

It's still as easy as ABC.



Whatever U seek, U can snap it and look for it with the picture itself.



For payment, get a virtual dollar card from playstore.




Your peace of mind is important.

tetralogyfallot:
Available

How.much now sir.

ajabani4allah:
My Dc celling fan has been failing but it stopped working completely yesterday and during my testing I discovered it's the driver board that's faulty. Pls who know where I can get the board below

Go to AliExpress. Use the picture to search for a.product.

Thank me later

Siberia01:
sorry maybe you just got a bad Unit

To be honest I am beginning to think I got a bad unit

Oluwatech:
He then successfully completed the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program in Delta State in 2011. However, his life took a devastating turn when, in 2013, he was dismissed from his job at a bank instead of receiving a confirmation letter.

It was during this period that he discovered the shocking truth that his admission to OOU was invalid and fraudulent, greatly impacting his professional life and aspirations.

Despite facing numerous challenges, he chose to start his university education all over again and ultimately graduated with a first-class degree.


https://knowall.com.ng/man-learns-admission-was-fake-7yrs-after-graduating-starts-all-over-graduates-with-first-class/

Motivational gbogbo...


I know one doctor oh
Thats how he graduated from university,served and worked for a big hospital. It was now when he was going abroad for a presentation.



Who now found out that he cheated during his jamb examination...


Kai



Naso d man sweeeer.....go back university


And graduated again


Now he is d only one doing head transplantation.

Siberia01:
I have a G20 and X20
Though... I want to get the X30 5G....

I don't know about yours but my G20 is rugged and fast ... 2 years old now

My G20 is absolute rubbish.....scrappo.....


Like I want to replace it and dash it to my three years old.


Guess what my wife keeps saying....


D hook hook d phone dey hook......will dis girl enjoy d phone

Investor137:
yes I found out they rolled out an update last week, still need to add device manage (block/unblock) or even data allocation.

I see where U are going nwannem...


Ur head dey dia.



Let us start suggesting to dem small small

Investor137:
The starlink wifi router is super fast and the coverage can go quite a good distance to cover the entire house. However, it didn’t meet my expectations in terms of Control and use. It should have features such as
Users management
* device block/unblock
* device data allocation
* parental control features
* content filtering
Etc



Best thing that has happened to me as a Nigerian is starlink

This answers my question. I was looking at placing it in an upstairs and each flat would connect.however I see it may not work

ibawon:
Downloaded that in 4-5 hours. Na 4k be the only content oo. I told everyone at home pack bucket and download as much as you wan. 😄

Please like how many devices can connect at the same time?

And if I place it in palor on the third floor.


Can people connect it from downstairs

seunpayne:
This is impressive customer service. I have 4 Hynet routers and one 5G router all from MTN. Take you crap and go dem go do like say dem no get eat.

Sell one to me at kuku tif am rate

Siberia01:
Which phone

Apologies jhoor...it's a Nokia G20


Honestly I have never enjoyed it since I bought it. Hooking and sturvs

Siberia01:


I made a thread last time
About updating my Nokia phone to android 13,

And I couldn't use my WiFi and hotspot ... And xender.
I contacted their costumer care services..
And they told me they are aware of the glitches
And the issue will be fixed in the next Monthly security patch ..( May 2023)

Eventually they sent me the update and I downloaded it...
When the phone restarted .. I noticed the issue has been Fixed...

I can now use my WiFi and hotspot confortably

.


I upgraded initially to 12. Then saw android 13 update. I attempted updating and viola!


It returned me to android 11.


I am honestly tired.



Initially after upgrading. I was totally enjoying the phone. Camera and video was superb. But now we are back to square one

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Chronicwanker:
Greetings everyone. I've had this on my thighs and under my scrotum for a while now and I've tried to get rid of it but it's still there. Please who knows what it is and how can I truly get rid of it because I'm worried.

I bath twice a day and I don't wear a boxer for more than 12 hours. I shave regularly too so I'm confused.

The skin area is white and sometimes falls off when I scratch it, but the marks are there and the whiteness still.

Just buy two skinea cream and rub it liberally.

GAZZUZZ:
Have you seen this?

https://www.nairaland.com/7727205/subsidy-removal-marketers-galvanise-cng

With this your gen could run over 3hrs on ₦100, using our converted carburettor.

Hurry now while stock lasts

Do you have it available for sale

RTID:
Unpopular Opinion.

Of recent, Don Jazzy is not managing his signees well.

He has a number of fantastic artists, but most of them sing nonsense!

Look at Boy Spyce for example.

"Acrobatic, aromatic, systematic..."

What the hell is that?!

Just when I thought I had heard enough, dude comes out in a feature to sing something lamer.

"Carry me go where I no know, burst by bololo".

You spent months grooming your signees, only for them to release music that sounds like they recorded it under the influence of inferior alcohol, "shersee".

Look at Bayanna. You give her tatata, really? That's supposed to be a song?

I used to be so much in love with Arya Star.

Her Samaritan song was world class! Everybody around the world vibed to it.

Then, she released Rush. I was like, this is not Arya's style, but maybe, just maybe. I mean, her voice was everything, but you could tell it wasn't her singing.

All of a sudden, Don Jazzy turned my posh Arya Star into a full fledged agbero and got her screaming, "I go make you no dada, music sweet pass Amala Ketu".

I just lost hope after that.

I don't even want to talk about Rema.

This set of signees are the worst so far, not because they are not good artists, but because it seems Don Jazzy has given into the pressure of Nigerian mainstream media where "nonsense" sells.

But he should understand that songs like Amala Ketu can only reign for a short while and the song will be forgotten sooner than it reigned.

But all these songs na hit songs na.

Sucre6:
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The moment you realize that not all fish are consumable and u know when to stop and move on to catch another fish without hesitation, the moment u will simp no more.

I have never dated anyone before with too much emotions invested, the moment I realize any ounce of bitching, I ditch you and move on, there are plenty consumable fishes In the river to be struggling over a rotten one

Hmmm,
I do enjoy intellectual banterings but tonight I am exhausted. Nonetheless,I see that you understood my point several steps ahead.


But again, at some point as a fisherman you would understand that fishes go scarce....net no go dey fetch fishes again....and U may be looking for that fish with the silver coin.


Also how long as a fisherman U go dey wan throway Ur fishes bkos dey were troubling thee?


Anyways one love bro...
May we always fish in peace and enjoy our catch

SmartGadgetz:
we were all using ourselves, me was just exploring my sexual fantasies.

Very true bro... however I want you to get to that point mentally. So that some day; you will be able to say no to free pussy. Sometimes these women just come to Bleep us too you know. Most especially fine cute bright guys. Nonetheless,I strongly believe you get my point or you will get it soon.

Sucre6:
Which code? A simp dont abide by the code so the code doesn't apply to them.

A simp will always loose, and Alpha will always stay on top of his food chain. That's the rule

Bottom line, don't be a simp, even girls hate and detest simping.

Lol.


Simping is like fishing in a river where the fish big pass you.


No Mata how badass you dey now; if you fish in the wrong river. Dem go simp you!



For example; a 500l student following a prejambite would be forming bossboss..



Meanwhile if he is struggling an excorper dem go dey simp am!



In summary; just know where to fish. And no mata how good a fisherman you become; just know that d day you attempt to fish in a river whey pass you. Dem go simp you!

SmartGadgetz:
The elder sister didn't come as much as the way her younger sister (my first) came to the house..

But at some point; I hope you would realise that they were fucking you!


Literally dey were using you.
If you come to this reality,only then would you be able to fend off such flings later.

Tonylyte:
Please, matured minds, help me explain this or what you think about this. My girlfriend whom I hold so dearly keeps repeating this statement, that "in her next life she will be a man". She said it sometime ago and I picked keen interest on why she will said such a thing, I didn't want her to know I was interested in what she said, so I pretended as if I didn't hear her say that, after some months I heard her subconsciously say that again, this time she added, " I will deal with girls" and then I purposely paid deaf ears to the "I will deal with girls" part and asked her why she would want to be a girl, she replied, so she too can marry a woman.

All these signs are not good to me, though I dont know what it means, please can u help advice me on what you feel about these statements of hers? Is she holding any grieviances against men or jealous of men? I really seek to hear your inputs. Thanks.

It's called penis envy. Normal