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Kpele ee, missFarrginn

We start from some where

R

See this life ehn, na jungle...

I don't know who told our Alfa say I tell Memunot say "I love you"...

Later I see my broda for nite, with cane marks all over him body Wetin be hin offense? Becuz he dey there when I talk "I love you"

Alfa con dey wait for me, make I come ile kewu the next day omo na so I resign...

pocohantas:
@Captainmitch and lolipopandy.
I see you two jare.

Someone gave me roasted goat meat, wanted to cook okazi soup with it, changed my mind and cooked afang

Added some beef, stockfish, canda and periwinkles.

gaddem : Make person con see better eba

Merry Christmas to you all...



No kill yourself cuz of no money, just enjoy the day, eat and drink with your neighbors if you nor too carry, nothing spoil boss....

God bless us all...

Maybe you should kuku kill her tomorrow morning, christmas sacrifice

Dicktion:
One thing I don't like about this forum is no matter how critical the situation is they are still gonna derail your thread and frustrate you more. People always end up with zero solutions to their problems whenever they come up here

If not for quick response wetin I wan come find here

na that derailment gan gan be the koko

Dem try, but no reach wetin kwara united share

iCauseTrouble:
U bought iPhone X for her and gave her old phone to your mum - Omo ale ni e

you did not say it well, jati jati suppose dey inside...

U give am 1 slap, and she gi you 3 slaps, tiri slaps

Unless she be Brock Lesnar sha

Here's my advice


Tomorrow morning just die

You have failed all men, sorry everything masculine

And I've never been sold on virtual, I remember few years ago, I was jonzing on my system and I entered nairabet virtual, the ones that have Madrid, Amsterdam etc, then I checked the score pattern, I saw if Madrid was home they win, while Amsterdam away is over 2... I kept following and from 4k in my account, my money enter 18bay,

My babe came then, I don't want her to see what I was doing and when she left I open lapi carry Madrid home and Amsterdam 2.5, I play 2k, alabi sharparly collect am , I play one bay again, he collect am, ehn Kia kia, I log out....

I don't play virtual, I don't even really enter bet9ja shops, and unless I purposely want to play with my money I can play like 150 Sha, and when they collect am, I just smile... I no dey pass 150 naira...

One man food they say...

OPONG:
Cretail don suffer

till now, I no dey carry dem

Viking007:
The emboldened comment got me. Nobody knows I gamble. Infact, I don't visit any bookie or visit this thread when I'm with any close relative.

There was a time I staked N50,000 in 2017 and lost. Hahaha I couldn't hide the pain, my mood changed, it was as if someone died, my gf kept asking what the issue is. I just had to tell her I lost N50,000 to forex trading. With wedding coming up in less than 5 months I might have to quit because I surely won't be able to hide it anymore.

I know that mood shii, I remember when I fire some games back then 15k, I played hertha Berlin vs Stuttgart Btts = halftime 1-1

Then psv and one oloriburuku team like that, Btts = ft 4-0... Something do gbaun for my head... My chest first heavy like say Dem drop tipper for my chest,but my mood was somehow, I can't explain it, I felt very very

I still dey stay with mum then, I know know say the thing show for my face, she ask me wetin sup,

Me- hun

Then my little sister did something I can't remember, if you see how I slap am Even she first shock before she cry( I've never hit her b4) I just left the house...

I be like, 15k gone, money wey I go carry go yaba, haaa aiye mi, temi bami... Abi make I go kee myself ni

Betting na wahrah, I swear

Modified-

Make I add, that same day I been they think say money don land so me and one girl dey on paro, I don do research for her matter before but she dey gimme lamba, dey do anyhow, I no send, I don fire 15k on 2 odds, one done come, he remain psv(for my mind) as tickets go south like this and babe call won dey continue the mumu play, omo I swear for am nio the babe shock, me wey dey do lovey lovey before, I swear for him mama, if you no wan come again stay for your house, abi oloriburuku nie ni

MizCharlotte:
I was in final year in school when I started this nonsense. Around 2013 . I was a regular customer of merrybet always betting with at least 1k everyday of course it was my project money but how I managed to graduate is another story for another day. It got so severe I had to go to my bank to tell them to help me block online transactions with interswitch.

I'll never forget the day I needed to pay house rent and I tried my luck with #200 to win about #120k. All the games had click, remaining one game for 10pm. It was an MLS match and that was the only game left. I was so sure it was gonna enter I was already calling all the people wey I dey owe money say I go settle them that week. I was already planning how I go use part of the money finish my project, buy new cloths and shoes and of course add a little to the little change I collected from home and use it to pay baba landlord. 85th min home team of 1.20 odds dey won 2-0 I closed down my laptop and was already happy. Some of my friends even saw me and was like "weytin dey make this guy happy like this today , I never see am for this kind mood before o" . I gave myself a nice treat with the last #200 on me with indomie and fried egg from Mai chai. I trekked home in a joyous mood with the intention that by the time I get home, they would have settled the game, my account credited and I'll just make a withdrawal. As I dey waka go house i just dey reason different things I fit use the money do. One nice blackberry phone even crossed my mind too but I felt that would gulp the whole loot. As I reach house open lappy make I check merrybet naso I see red o. Away team scored at 89" and equalized in 7 min extra time. I don't need to tell you how I felt. I considered suicide that night. I couldn't sleep at all. People wey see my face the next morning just dey ask if person die or I lost a loved one.

haha, I dey go sch go jack, base on say I get paper the next morning, na so I pass on bet9ja shop, I see boys dey holla(one guy chop big money) after all said and done, na 3h reach my side but change no dey, instead I just fire some games anyhow, 2 odd, 3 odd, collect ticket put am for pocket, na the exam dey my mind (na calculation, and local man no Sabi calculate)...

Inside library, I dey try follow one guy wey dey try explain the subject, but the thing be like kewu(Arabic) I don tire to dey find x upandan

Na so I stroll go front small, na him I see one guy open flashscore, I remember asap my ticket, I no even check am, na 2h the wahrah play for me, and outcome be like 270k, 13 games... I give the guy make he check am(no be say I get hope or anything) na him this guy start to they mark tickets, 1st one come, 2nd too, but the 3rd game red, ticket don spoil, I just turn corner go my seat, continue to dey look for "x " jeje...


Na him I hear noise later, for one section inside library, wetin sup uuuuu , Na him the guy show me my ticket, 270 bay, na only that oloriburuku game spoil am, France national, Cretail na that team cast my ticket) 3 odd come, 2.80 come, wahrah 1.80 na him spoil am....

To say I won die that nite na understament... Money wey I for use build house, buy motor, buy car, carry my mama go Mecca, turn big boy overnight naso I Waka go back my seat, I no bother find "x" again, I just dey lookuu

8am early moh moh, exam start, na vex I use write am, as 1 person submit like this, I stand up straight... Abeg make una leave me to mourn jejely... Worse be say, na 50 naira we I go use go house remain for my hand...

Cretail, french national, I reserve my comment...

What's the meaning of scenereo

CaptainMitch:
Today was crazy, had to board my dog because I plan to travel, just got back home and realized my house was burgled and my big generator stolen, which kind life be this

sorry oo boss... Ile oba to jona, ewa lo busi(the king house wey burn, na fine he fine)na so yoruba talk am

The first game I played didn't win, but the next ticket won, I chop 8k with 100 naira, that was far back in 2011 or 12, na 1960 gan gan I play... Na deola my sec sch paddy carry me enter the thing... Na so man pikin hook...


From my observation, the less you know about it the better, the more you go deeper, more research, more sites blah blah the more your head dabaru... And if God bless you make those Kosovo and Macedonia guys sell fix match for you

Oboy betting na mad something... In other news all Madrid player leg will break...

Madrid reck me since yesterday walahi

emmyboy162:
0-3
73 mins

nice one...

Abeg wetin Porto play? As my sub just finish

I hope over 1.5 tho

ChrisKels:
I wonder how Isaac Success has managed to remain in the EPL, while doing absolutely nothing for the past 3 years. Na jazz he take hold the decision makers at Watford so? Hmmm

thought the same thing sometime ago... It's either he is performing in training or gots the presidents nude...

Or maybe he was killed, I'm just saying

Iheanacho to score winning goal

TheSuperNerd:
When a certain moniker said we have a large number of in-form players especially forwards, it was no jokes at all. Kayode is among those players in Badass form.

all of them cannot all play, but the bestest of the best should always represent us... Good for us the fans, excess good players is better than lack of quality players.... You play well everyday be that, the day you drop form, another prayer don answer be that

TheSuperNerd:
Kayode is a man on fire oooo... 2 goals and 1 assist today. Converted a late half penalty for his brace.

His team up 4-1 at half time in the Turkish Super lig in an away fixture.

Kayode now on 7 goals and 5 assists in 12 league apps.

I think it's time, he has gotten our attention with his stats, if he keeps rolling the goals and assist then more headache for rohr.....

oboy our striking department is

andrewbaba44:
I will still sir

Some many players have gotten better stats than what victor had but they are still considered average

Victor have the potential to be world class soon,i hope he joins a bigger club, Maybe in 1 or 2 more season i will change my thought, i am sure he will be consistent

Habib diallo have about same stats with victor, i am sure you will call him average because he is not nigerian, but you wont be truthful with your country man

Hope you are seeing bang average Nicolas Pepe in the epl ,someone that was the cr7 of french league.

All our players are average apart from Wilfred Onyinye Ndidi


EOD

yes I see your angle, but I would reserve that for Dem awoniyi, odey, okereke etc osihmen is special Talent, I'm only surprised he has wasted no time at all in announcing himself to the world...

I don't know for you but I and many here(I'm sure) have always known osihmen will BLOW somehow, I'm no prophet, but I just had the feeling we have got a very good striker, since I first saw him, a player who rarely lose chances, fast, strong, Tall, good in Air, good link up play, aggressive and to top it all He can SCORE Goals ... Not tap ins ooo, different types, both feets, headings from corners, pls tell me the last time we scored a header in the SE, he is truly the one to break the yekini goal, I'm very sure he can do it... Instances

Golden boot and silver ball at the u17

We needed to score in the second leg u23 against libya, so we called him, he came, he played and got an Hatrick, took his beer and left... no big deal here, you see what I'm saying, very dependable...

He is our number 9, the only reason i(most) never lost 1% sleep on Tammy...

Just a matter of time, he would leave Lille, sign for a top club with better players then una go see Goals...

Who dey watch Lille, most people don't know him yet, let him get to Epl, Then he won't be able to hide anymore...

I don't know what world class mean cuz he definitely not on the level of debruyne, sallah, mane etc, but definitely not average... If he scored 20+ goals for charlerio last season, this season with Lille he is around 12 and not even middle of season yet, maybe next season with far better players around him, he would be around 15+ by this time....

Upward progression with osihmen bro, osihmen = goal

Mickael2:
I don't think anyone should say Oshimen is average, except you don't have any internet connection or you are still in 2016. Definitely not world class but he is certainly a level or even two above average.

agreed

jihday:
As usual, Balogun fail to make the bench

etebo matter and balogun tire me, do we drop them?

Damn, but our mama fine gan that time ooo