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Asgard73:
The Yoruba man

Only if you know how many police convoy the follow remi..

The even wash her panties eh..

Mostly Yoruba officers

Oga need to visit Genaral road .. and reset his Yoruba brain


Go and sack her

Police fool

No be seyi dey drag Lagos king beards anyhow for a picture

Very useless and senseless Yoruba propaganda

They really need to do more .

Is Seyi a security man? Incomparable

Sheistoopretty:
Did anyone put a dagger to your neck to do transfer? all these broke men will never stop amazing me

Besides, you attract girls of your type, all the urgent 2K type are the ones that are equal to your level, yet you're still lamenting


Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland (BJRAN) GROUP!

Food is Ready, u all should come and masturbate on this thread

Don't mind the foolish boy

Auxiliary is going gradually. By 2023 he will return to the palace

Festus30:
I and this girl have been dating over a year. I took her serious, I've sacrifice a lot for her and it made me so heart broken when I noticed she cheated on me reason I almost took her life.

My girlfriend and I live in the same city (Mowe) but I traveled out of the city 2 months ago for work things (ibadan), so around last month she called me that her phone screen (Samsung) is broken, that she's just managing her phone and to fix it is 35k but she already have 15k so she's in need of 20k to complete it. So I sent her 21k.

Fast forward to Friday when I came back to mowe, I went to see her, I saw her holding iphone Xmax. I was like who gave you iPhone? She was just telling me lies upon lies. At first she said she swapped it, then I was like why didn't you tell me you bought iPhone and who gave you money to swap it becus you'll need over 190k to swap. To cut the long story short..

I later found out that a guy bought the phone for her. The 21k I sent to repair her phone, she repaired it and gave it to her younger sis.

I was so heartbroken. For a guy to buy her iphone that means she have been dating and having sex with the guy secretly without me knowing. She has been begging me, calling & texting since Friday but i didn't reply.

She texted me she was coming to my house yesterday. The only word I said to her since on Friday was to meet me in a uncompleted building close to my house yesterday, I have this machanic slege hammer, it's one of my tools I use for working, so I held it while waiting for her.

My plan was the moment she enter the building, just a powerful whiplash on her head and she's dead, I felt so cold inside of me, I was also shaking while holding the hammer and feeling so heartbroken. Then I heard a deep voice inside of me saying "YOU WILL REGRET YOUR ACTIONS" (twice)

Then she called me that she's there, I already sighted her through the window, I came out and I told her to run away and never come back anywhere around me again. She was still begging that she's sorry. And I said if only you know what I'm about to do, you will run.

She left, I just sat on the floor feeling so heartbroken.

That is the value of life in NIGERIA today. A pair of sandals. You wanted to kill someone daughter just because of romance. For having such a plan in the first place, I don't think you can die well.

Cypress042:
What a local man is working hard and struggling to maintain is what another man is busy banging morning, afternoon and night for free

Send that woman back to her parents

That thing used to be very sweet. Free food. Although the bible says it will later turn to granite in the mouth. Ole!

IrepChrist:
The reason why lecturers are demanding a better welfare is because they are under paid. Government owned schools are not completely free. Allow state government to manage tertiary institutions within their domain. ASUU should be decentralised.
Each state government should be accountable.

You want those who work in federal institutions to join the party of the gov.

Corporate2020:
Just smile, the light at the end of the tunnel is very bright. When God turns things around for you, then you will agree that it's worth the wait. This our Baba in Heaven no dey disappoint His pikin

Thanks

The gbas gbos no be here at all. I thank God. Me and my wife see sege..plus I'm not a begging type. We are alive glory to God

Cypress042:
I don't think wearing leather jeans to church is a sin because she isn't seducing anyone.

The earlier we christians admit that serving God is in our hearts, is the better for us.

Is more than that. We serve God with the whole temple

Massiveglory:
What is happening in lagos is earthquaking.
The drone shot of obidents I saw can send any political opponent to permanent bed rest.

Music is the overrated noise in the whole wide world. Ariwoko ni music!!!

Corridon:
We welcome Obi to the meeting of real Omoluabis. Obi is one of our own. He is our incoming president inshallah. Only an Omo ale will disagree with Afenifere.

Shebi he attended it last year too?

lhordspy:
Lols.

Keep the propaganda coming...

Few days back i read a news here where it was said that a man set himself on fire because putin order mobilization... How is the two connected.... Fake fake propaganda..... Very funny.

Ukraine has done over 3 mobilizations since this war started, mobilizing everybody both old and young, women included using them as war shield. we didnt hear anything from the western media and their apologists like na!raland ...the russians are mobilizing for the first time now, from reserve, i repeat from their reserve, not randomly or they said they will be going on the street or into people's home to pick them..... the whole world is painting everything like an impending doom... Very funny.

Just ask yourself, have you ever heard anything good about Russia from the west and its media apologists since the war started? so why should we be convince this is also true ?

So many of you will cry taya, Russia just annexed 4 region in ukraine which is like 15% percent of Russia. All those propaganda from the start that Russia is out of weapon,Put!n is about to die, they are losing generals and tanks, putin sack service chiefs, Russian army are crying to go back home, all those couldnt hold water again, now you propaganda agents have moved into another strategy of Russia running away from their country. The most funniest thing have heard in decades

I know someone will come here and tell me aljazeera is not a western media, it is understandably obvious why aljazeera is joining the bandwagon of this propaganda circulation when it comes to Russsia 'special operation' in ukraine, they are only trying to justify their support for Palestinian against Isreal. They dont want the west to accuse them of double-standard. So if they can support palestinian against isreal invasion, they should equally push propaganda news in support of Ukraine against Russia too..


Kai...Foreign politics ..
It takes the wise to understand the game...
Not kids who watch CNN and BBC and believes that Gadaffi was truly incare of weapon of mass destruction.

Which the west havent produce or show us since they succeeded in killing him.

Putin might not escape this year

Prodigal wife

sarrki:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is the next president federal republic of Nigeria

None negotiable

God1000:
This is just too bad, what in God's name is wrong with Putin.

Forcing people to fight in a war they are not interested in, his ego won't let him throw in the towel and withdraw his soldiers from Ukraine.

Putin's days are numbered on earth, he will be overthrown or killed very soon.

It's sad that this man hasn't learnt anything from the past, Russians should just rise up and do the needful before he causes more harm

Donald trump and Vladimir Putin are the same, they are ready to destroy the entire country instead of accepting defeat.

He who God wants to destroy, he will first make him mad..the Puttin end has come!

SlavaUkraini:
Say No to Muslim-Muslim Ticket .

Say No to the Notorious Drug Baron that packaged Buhari a known Dullard to Nigerians

Say No to the Founder of Boko Haram.

Say No to the Serial Looter of the Lagos State Treasury.

Say No to the APC for the Untold Hardship and Crass Misgovernance mixed with ineptitude that they have brought on Nigerians.

Please the money Obi gave you, we shall share it but we are going to vote Tinubu.

Chinjo2:
Nigeria has a lot of combat ready and patriotic soldiers who are ready to lay down their lives to crush any insurgency within 24 hours but it is the top military echelon who connive with politicians that have brought this country to it's kneels. Politics is now the retirement home of Army generals. Chief of Army staff are now card carrying members of political parties. Danbazau, Buratai, Minimal etc.

May God bless you

duro4chang:
May God bless Bola Ahmed Tinubu,Raji Fashola, Ambode and Babajide Sanwoolu

God bless you too

Mr Adisa

AdamuKD:

God please do it for us because we know that you are a wonderful worker and this time, don't spare them. One name starts with B the other one name starts with T
We thank you in advance. We take God beg you, God
Oshe !!

I didn't mention names oh. So if you quote me, thunder...... complete it for yourself

God over everything

ATLIEN2027:
Bola Hamed Tinubu is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

No controversy about that

Alexxx2000:
Yesterday, at about 4:12pm I was at my boss's POS stand when a woman dressed in a full wine attire walk-up to my stand and asked me if I can direct her to her Son's House address around Sabon-Gari.

I obliged and she showed me a white paper. As I was struggling to read the address, my head started paining me and the writing became blurry. Immediately, I sat down and that was the last thing I remembered.

The next time I got consciousness, I noticed the money in my bag about 89,000 had gone. Before I could shout, she wasn't anywhere to be found.

I called my boss and narrated the ordeal to him and he became furious. He took me to my mum Beauty shop at the road side and mandated I get his money and he sacked me without hearing me out. He thinks it's my fault.

I was thinking he will allow me work so that he can be removing the money from my monthly salary of 12k but he didn't hear me out.

Please nairlander family, was my boss right for sacking and mandating me to look for his money or not I will be arrested?
pls.

The story looked cooked. I noticed this with the introduction of #12k

Survivor2020:
My 17 years old brought shame to me last year she got pregnant, I have disowned her and sent her packing. She is staying with her boyfriend in his family home.

She gave birth 5 months ago she has been sick ever since she had the baby and the boyfriend doesn't have any money to take care of her. Plus the living condition is not suitable for her in her condition.

I have forgiven her and I want to take her back home so I can take her to the hospital for treatment but I don't want her to come with her baby. Please note there is only me and my 7 years old son at home. I work and my son goes to school till 5pm.

I don't have time to babysit the baby.
I want the father to take care of his child while I take care of mine.
I hope my decision is not bad?

You did not fail, just that the situation sometimes comes in a way we least expected. Just forgive her and bring the baby too under your roof. The provider of heaven and earth will provide you.

Kingozymandias:
There you go again. Always minimizing everything down to your limited scope of experience or thinking ability .

I can be my testicle you have never corssed the Lagos border not been outside west Africa . You are obviously unexposed very uncivilized and uncouth. No class or manners I suspect maybe you work in a motor park otherwis how else can one explain your deplorable manners and thinking ability.

You assume my wanting Peter Obi to rule has anything with my experiences in life.

Firstly I don't know what struggle you go through but you need to upgrade your horizons.

Peter will likely win ,not because he is the best candidate but he is better than the others.. if Tinubu had run under a different party without a Muslim Muslim ticket and at a younger age then it would be a no brainer to vote for Tinubu.

Atiku on the other hand may yet perform well if he wins because he has alot to prove ..the corrupt label stuck to him has done him alot of damage and he knows if he messed up he won't get more than one term.

These elections are the best Nigeria has ever had because it marks a turning point and an end to the old.other. you se the tribalism card you Tinubu supporters thrive in using is clearly not working. You guys are only isolating the southwest Futher.

Peter Obi will win you can bet any amount you want though the margin over Atiku won't be much but Tinubu won't fare well in this election majorly because of his party and Muslim ticket

Is Obi contesting? Obi is s a time waster!

I am following with my senses

lazkizz:
Am the phone boss due to the nature of my business


By the way , I sell dried fish in cartons different types and sizes


Note !!!
I don't sell pond fish or fish farm , these are all gotten from the lake chad basin
In Maiduguri all natural and sweet

Asa mangala
Bragi mangala ( Okpo)
Mai mama ( mudfish )
Catfish round e.t.c


My location is yola Adamawa state

we do Nationwide delivery

May God bless your office

AdamuKD:

Jokes taken too far.
Tinubu is a criminal
Tinubu is a murderer
Tinubu is a walking corpse
Tinubu doesn't have primary and secondary school certificate
Tinubu brain is dead already from dementia

Just picture this old criminal from now till next 8years. . Na for barrow them go dey push am around.
Anybody supporting tilumbu is either the person is mad or the person is crazy.
Zamu nuna maku shaga a wanan zabe n.

The same thing you said about Buhari Eight years ago.

Softmirror:
ASIWAJU BOLA AHMED TINUBU IS NIGERIA'S NEXT PRESIDENT BY THE GRACE OF GOD.

I'm telling you. He is!

Please leave Ponmo for us oooo.

Thanks for your contribution into my life thus far. At this juncture, I wish to go and explore other thing. God bless. I leave

Experience matters

wiseone28:
That's what my ex did..


I went to barb she went to wash her hair.

After i was thru with my own i waited for her to be done.

Though we were not very far from the hostel, rain suddenly start drizzling.

She tell me to run and remove her clothes outside before rain wet it.

The kind eye i looked her she respect herself

I refused to go after we left there i cautioned her.

Bro you could go, but it depends on how she said it. You have the tenacity to do such faster than her without injury, falling and all that especially inside the rain. As a man, you are there to man her in the difficult times not just to hold hands side by side of the road.